Nothing major happened on Friday, and it passed by calmly.

It is truly a blessing among misfortunes.

In addition to the great loss, Eunuch Cao ran to me during the lunch break and said to me with a smile:

"Congratulations, master! Congratulations, master!"

I knew he wouldn't say anything nice, but who told me that I had few friends in the class? If I didn't listen to Eunuch Cao's nonsense, I would have to listen to Xiaoqin's dirty jokes.

Fortunately, Xiaoqin went to the cafeteria to eat and hasn't come back yet.

What really puzzled me was that she went to eat with the squad leader and his gang.

Although I didn’t think so at all, but from Xiaoqin’s perspective, shouldn’t the squad leader be her “love rival”? Isn’t it okay to be so close to her love rival? Or will Xiaoqin do something I can’t think of?

I'm a little worried about how Xiaoqin and the monitor will get along.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, Master Ye, why are you looking so sad? It's obviously a great joy!"

"You evil beast, where does the joy come from?"

"Jiejiejiejiejie, in the Chinese class today, although the squad leader was punching and kicking you... But according to the disciple's observation, the squad leader seems angry but also shy, with spring in her eyes. Sooner or later, she will bow down to your domineering spirit, master.

! In this way, together with Mrs. Xiaoqin, master, you will hug me from left to right, and the day when Class 2 (3) of junior high school will let you pick it up is just around the corner!"

I looked at him sideways and frowned, to see if he dared to continue.

"Master, you are wise and powerful, and your methods are superb. My disciples admire you very much. In the future, you will definitely be as good as Guanxi's ancestors, expand the territory for our sect, and create a great cause!"

I've been wondering for a long time. Is the founder of my sect Edison Chen? Why don't I remember that he taught me martial arts? And he wants to expand his territory? Go to other people's wives to expand your territory? This kind of evil sect destroys family unity.

I don’t want to pass it on! It would be better to exterminate it earlier! Let’s start with Cao Jingshen, your big loss!

I spat at Cao Jingshen.

"Hmph, you analyzed it very well, now you can go down and eat shit."

"Respect the master's order."

Cao Jingshen bowed deeply with a smile on his face and moved backward out of the classroom.

If he traveled back in time to the Qing Dynasty and became a eunuch, he would probably reach a very high position.

After I got home, I saw that my father was still frying beans in the kitchen, so I walked to the landline phone in the living room and dialed Amy's mobile phone number first.

After five rings, no one answered. Amy said that she always carries her cell phone close to her body. If she doesn't answer it immediately, it will definitely be an inconvenient situation for talking.

Maybe there are bodyguards watching? Since that gay guy Pentheus is Amy's mother's loyal dog, he will definitely not condone Amy cheating on calligraphy practice.

I couldn't hang myself from a tree, so I dialed Xingxing's mobile phone number again.

The boss of the Five Tigers in the Criminal Department told me more than once that if anything happens, I must go to him. If I don't go to him, I won't be a friend enough.

I saw that he was sincere, so I reluctantly went to see him once.

It only rang once and someone picked up the phone.

"Brother Ye! Brother Ye! Is it you? You actually called us!"

Xingxing's voice was so exciting that I had to move my ears farther away from the receiver.

"Well, it's me, Xingxing, I'm asking you to help me with something..."

"Okay! As long as Brother Ye just says a word, we brothers will go through fire and water, and it is our duty to do so! Brother Ye, where are we going to kill people this time?"

Damn, I'm looking for you just to kill people? This time? Has it ever happened before! Don't say I won't take my little brother to kill people. Even if I really go to kill people, I won't call you five losers.

!

I think the loudspeakers in the class are more powerful than you!

"It's not about killing people, don't be so excited. I just want to ask if there is any good way for students from other schools to sneak into your Qingzi Academy."

"Eh? Brother Ye, you want to come to our school? Has any blind person offended you? You don't have to do it yourself! Just say a word, and the five of us brothers will chop him down!"

Xing Xing, a bastard, just keeps talking about killing people, and doesn't look in the mirror to see how powerful he is. The more he has never fought or been knifed, the more he likes to put the word "killing people" in his mouth.

Around the mouth.

Originally, the difficulty of delivering the grid notebook to Amy was very low, so I didn’t necessarily have to do it myself.

But I left it entirely to the Five Tigers of the Ministry of Criminal Justice to handle it for me, and I always felt uneasy.

What's more, the fewer people who know about Amy's cheating in calligraphy practice, the better.

So I simply said that I would go to Qingzi Academy to find a girl, hand her something with my own hands, and ask them if there was any way to bypass the security guard at the school gate.

Xing Xing was stunned for a moment, and after a while he said with an understanding tone:

"Brother Ye, you have changed your goals! Don't chase that little girl named Ren? That's right, you can afford it and put it down, I admire you! But the girls' apartment building in our school is not easy to get close to..."

"You don't have to worry about how I get to the girls' apartment building. You are responsible for bringing me into the school gate."

"Yes, yes! Brother Ye must be very experienced, we are really worrying about it!"

You can hear people talking on the other end of the phone:

"Let me just say that Brother Ye is the best among men, right? No matter which girls' dormitory is heavily guarded, Brother Ye can pry it open!"

"That's right! Don't underestimate this trick. There are many martial arts masters who want to learn this trick, but Brother Ye hasn't taught them yet!"

Damn, I'm the only one who has won the title of Dragon and Phoenix! Your martial arts master learned how to break down doors and pick locks! A secret trick that is kept secret? You really think I am the heir to the Caihua sect!

Finally, we agreed to let Xingxing make preparations first, and wait until Amy and I get in touch to tell them the specific time.

As soon as I hung up the receiver, the phone rang again.

"Hello, this is Happy Valley Love Shop..."

I subconsciously thought it was a customer of an online store.

"Your sister is sexy!!"

Amy's furious voice came from the receiver.

My ears are deafened.

"Manservant! Why didn't you answer my call for a long time!"

Amy's questioning tone.

"Why don't you answer my call first? I saw you were busy so I contacted someone else first. Of course you can't call because the line is busy!"

Amy "hummed", maybe because she didn't think of a particularly suitable word to scold me. For a while, through the receiver, all she could hear was her childish breathing.

It seems to be a sweet breathing sound, which makes people feel at ease and comfortable, and also has a dreamy feeling that is beyond reality.

"Um, have you finished the gridbook thing?"

"Okay, when is it convenient for you to come and pick it up?"

"Who wants to go and get it? I am very busy! Send it to me!"

I knew she would say that.

"Then, will it be enough to send it over tomorrow morning?"

"No! Send it to me tonight! I want it now!"

"Huh? I didn't even eat dinner!"

"What's for dinner! The master's matter hasn't been settled yet, how can you, a servant, have the nerve to eat!?"

She started to be unreasonable again, and sometimes Amy, this little bastard, really wanted to beat her up.

But I didn’t fight back on the phone. My dad had already finished cooking and was putting rice into his mouth while looking at me curiously.

I promised Amy that I would deliver the things tonight, no later than 8 o'clock. Amy also told me the location and general situation of the girls' apartment building.

I still think I should go out after dinner.

Amy is not related to me, so why should I fight so hard for her?

"Xiao Lin?"

Dad saw me looking thoughtful and called me.

"Xiaolin, do you have a date?"

What kind of date is this? You are sending cheating materials to a little girl who is still young! Dad, can you stop being so gossipy? You have finished reading "Scientific American", right? When you meet Amy, you will know how unscientific Americans are.

!

"I don't have any appointments. I just need help with some chores."

"Oh, then don't eat at home, go out to eat."

Huh? Dad, why did you kick your son out of the house? I answered the phone and didn’t do anything unscrupulous, so why didn’t I even get food to eat today?

Seeing my confused face, my father curled his lips and frowned.

"Actually, I put too much salt in it, and I almost died from eating it..."

"Then you still eat it!"
To be continued...