"Don't ask, the underwear must have been stolen by Obama."

Amy explained to Xiong Yaoyue calmly.

"Why does your dog steal underwear?"

"Who knows, maybe it was the stalker who always pestered me when I was in the United States, who instigated Obama to become like this."

"If you are so capable, why don't you become an animal trainer instead of a stalker?"

"Pooh, if you take away what the manservant wants to complain about, he will have nothing to do..."

I really didn't mean to stand at the door and eavesdrop, but until Xiong Yaoyue found a substitute for her underwear, I couldn't knock the door and get in.

"Pooh, I have a lot of unworn underwear, please choose one and wear it back."

"Hey, why is this so embarrassing..."

This is not the time to be polite. Are you embarrassed to walk home without underwear?

"How about this one? This one is very elastic, even Pooh can wear it."

"Why did Miss Amy say that I have a big butt..."

"You are much older than me, anyway, you should try it on quickly."

"Ah, it's so tight, it hurts my flesh."

"There's nothing you can do about it being tight. This is my biggest pair of underwear. Just bear with it."

"Oh, why did I put on the Qingzi Academy uniform again? I should have worn the T-shirt and shorts I wore when I went out. That way no one would notice me even if I didn't wear underwear."

"If you walk around the campus without wearing a school uniform, you may be questioned. Isn't it a bad thing to be taken to the security room for questioning without wearing underwear?"

"That's true...but these underwear are still too tight..."

"If you really can't bear it, I'll ask the valet to take off his underwear and give it to you."

I wonder what bad idea you had, Amy. It sounded like they were both dressed. I pushed the door open and walked in. I saw Xiong Yaoyue with a sad expression on her face, standing in the middle of the living room with her legs folded. Mi was sitting on the sofa drinking a can of sugar-free ice coffee.

"How did you get in?" Xiong Yaoyue asked curiously, "We obviously locked the door from the inside."

Amy raised her eyes from the coffee can and said flatly:

"Obama opened the door. After he stole your underwear, he went out to find someone to exchange for food. He can usually open a simple door lock."

Amy noticed that Xiong Yaoyue and I both looked at her with strange eyes.

"Why do you look at me like this?"

I also asked why, your dog has become a spirit, he is cunning and wretched, he is comparable to the old scalper who persuaded the Cowherd to steal the clothes of the Seven Fairies.

After the underwear incident, Xiong Yaoyue, who was originally looking forward to dinner, suddenly changed her mind and planned to say goodbye to Amy.

"Miss Amy, tomorrow is Monday. I remember there are still a lot of homework that haven't been finished. Can I go back first?"

"That's it." Although she pretended not to care on the surface, she could still hear a little disappointment in Amy's tone, "Anyway, I happen to be a little tired... I'll let Pentheus drive you."

"No, no, no," Xiong Yaoyue waved her hands hurriedly, "My home is not very far away. I want to walk back by myself. I ate so much at lunch and I will gain weight if I don't exercise."

"Anyway, you will only gain weight in your breasts and buttocks..." Amy muttered.

"Miss Amy, I have another...how do you say that word...by the way, I have a merciless request."

"Tell me, there are great benefits to being loyal to me."

Damn it, don't imitate the Japanese. Is it because the set of "Legend of the Cauldron" is not far from the set of the anti-Japanese drama, so you heard a lot of their lines? Don't get it wrong, you are American imperialism, not the Japanese militarism. Doctrine, in the early years of China, if you got it wrong, you would lose your head.

"Um...can you let Ye Lin give me a ride?"

"Why do you need a valet to send you off?"

"There is something I want to discuss with Ye Lin." Xiong Yaoyue smiled at Amy, "But if Miss Amy is reluctant to let Ye Lin leave now, then it doesn't matter if I go back alone. It's not an important matter anyway..."

"Tch, I can pick up 1,000 of these things like a manservant once I go to the subway station. Who would be reluctant to leave him? You can take him away and discuss the formation of a Dota team."

"Ah." Xiong Yaoyue was extremely surprised, "Isn't it a LOL team? I don't know how to play Dota."

"Whatever." Amy said, in short, if you form a team that can lead me... no, can win the battle under my leadership, you will have made a great contribution. I will promote you to my 7th team when the time comes. Senior subordinates enjoy higher-level treatment, "

Curious, I pointed to my nose and asked Amy: "What level of subordinate am I?"

Amy twisted her little head to the side, snorted, and her twin ponytails swayed like a swing.

"The valet is a -1000 level existence. You must be loyal to me for one year to advance to one level."

So it takes 1,000 years to become a positive number? Do you think I am a thousand-year king or an eighty-thousand-year tortoise?

So I walked out of the gate of Qingzi Academy with my female boss Xiong Yaoyue, who was 1007 levels above me, with my heart full of depression.

When we passed the gate, the security guard took a second look at us, but I already looked familiar as I came in and out. Xiong Yaoyue also wore a school uniform, so there was no sign of any flaws.

"Ye Lin." Walking into a relatively secluded alley, Xiong Yaoyue said to me with a worried look on her face, "I think I am starting to be unlucky."

"What, why are you so unlucky?"

"Haven't you heard that things like extreme joy often lead to sorrow? Didn't someone in the UK win a huge lottery ticket, and everyone came to sue him? In the end, he ended up in debt worth tens of millions."

"What does this have to do with you?"

"It doesn't matter. Too many good things happened to me today. I knew I would be punished. Sure enough, Clinton stole my underwear."

It's not Clinton, it's Obama. Although Clinton may indeed have a hobby of stealing people's underwear (such as White House interns), don't change the name of Amy's dog casually.

"If I stay for dinner, I will definitely encounter greater misfortune. Maybe I will be hit by a road roller when I go out."

Ordinary cars can't satisfy you. Even if you die, you still want to leave a bearskin as a souvenir for everyone.

"Ye Lin, why aren't you afraid at all? Haven't you heard that the amount of happiness in a person's life is fixed? If you use it up early, you will only have misfortune in the rest of your life."

Who told you such unscientific things? If you can even believe this fallacy, be careful of being deceived into a pyramid scheme.

"In short, I have to take measures and cannot just sit back and wait for death."

Xiong Yaoyue took out the 900 yuan she won from guessing games with Amy from the backpack behind her.

"The money must have come too easily, which has reduced my character. I have to donate it."

I suppressed my laughter and said, "Donate it to someone."

Xiong Yaoyue frowned and thought:

"The Red Cross will definitely not do it. Giving flowers to Guo Meimei is not as good as spending them myself. Well...Ye Lin, do you know any reliable charity foundations?"

"If it were me, I would donate it to Jet Li's One Foundation." I said, "At least they often publish their annual financial statements on their website. Brother Jie's reputation is also a guarantee of credibility. If something goes wrong, everyone will know who to scold. Who, unlike the Red Cross, could only scold Guo Meimei in the end, without even a person in charge showing up."

"Hey, it sounds like you have donated money to the One Foundation."

In fact, I have never donated, but my father donated during the Ya'an earthquake. At that time, the One Foundation also made an appeal on its website. The disaster area was even more lacking in supplies, such as jacks, tents, sleeping bags, cotton-padded clothes, and quilts. I hope everyone would give priority to donating supplies.

My online store has a lot of supplies, but none of them can be used in the disaster areas. Leopard print game clothes cannot be worn as cotton-padded clothes, and massage sticks cannot replace jacks. If you donate various H items to the disaster areas, you should The souls of the earthquake orphans were harmed for the second time, and Brother Jie's nose should be crooked with anger.

"Okay, since you have experience, you can help me donate the money to the One Foundation." Xiong Yaoyue said and put 900 yuan into my hand.

When bidding farewell to these RMB, Xiong Yaoyue's fingers trembled, showing a bit of reluctance.

I saw it and said with a smile: "This is what you earned as a horse rider for Amy. It can be regarded as hard-earned money. Why don't you keep 100."

"Is this okay?" Xiong Yaoyue seemed to be looking forward to someone's permission.

"Why not? Did you watch Xing Ye's "The Gambler" when you were a kid? Every time the Gambler and the Gambler win, 95% of the money they win from gambling must be used for charity, otherwise their master, the Gambler, won't agree. If you donate most of it, you won't lose your character."

"It seems to make sense, but what is 95% of 900..." Xiong Yaoyue twirled her fingers.

"Don't forget it, your donation of 800 yuan is a lot. I will use online banking when I get home..."

It suddenly occurred to me that when Brother Jie was promoting the One Foundation, he seemed to have said that it is not easy to get donations, and it is even more difficult to spend the donations (giving flowers to Guo Meimei is another matter). It seems that using donations reasonably and correctly also requires a certain cost. .

In this case, why bother letting the One Foundation go to such trouble for our small donation? Isn't there a place suitable for receiving donations right in front of us? If I ask where it is, isn't it the city where Pentheus once drove me to visit, Dongshan City? Is it a special education school in Yining District?

This charity school dedicated to the education of disabled children was funded by Ai Shuqiao's current husband John. However, Ai Shuqiao has been deliberately trying to cancel these donations, so the school has recently encountered considerable financial difficulties. Some teachers He even took the initiative to postpone receiving his salary.

Why don't I contact Pentheus and transfer the money directly to the account of the special education school? Although it is a small amount of money, it will add up to a lot. In the future, Xiong Yaoyue will donate to the special education school in order to save her character. , I can even take Xiong Yaoyue to the special education school and let her see the objects I have donated to.

However, I will no longer play Go with my cerebral palsy child Xiaoyu. I really can’t beat him and I don’t want to embarrass myself again.

I told Xiong Yaoyue about a special education school in Yining District, Dongshan City, and that I planned to donate the money directly to it, and asked her if she agreed.

I heard that the children in that school suffer from various disabilities. Although the teachers are very loving, they are currently facing financial difficulties and some students may have to leave because of this. Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but be deeply touched and was about to burst into tears. .

She put the 100 yuan that I returned to her back into my hand and said:

"Donate it all to them. I am already very happy with all my limbs."

"Hey, if you want to save your character, you only need to donate 95%..."

"Next time, let's give it 95%. It's so difficult for them... I can still eat a luxurious meal... Wuwuwu..."

Don't wipe your tears with your sleeves. People passing by will think I'm bullying you.

Speaking of which, because Xiong Yaoyue wore Amy's very tight underwear, she had to cross her legs when walking, but she looked much more ladylike than usual.

"Pooh, if you usually walk with small steps like this, you will be more popular among boys." I don't know why I told her this.

"Nonsense." Xiong Yaoyue gave me a very silly expression, "Because if you walk too fast, your underwear will explode."
To be continued...