【315】 Brother's Dignity
I scored a high 550 on the boxing machine.
"Wow." Xiong Yaoyue was astonished at my results, "You took Viagra."
Viagra I don’t care if this is good or not, don’t talk about such vulgar topics in front of my sister.
After that, Xiong Yaoyue taught Amy the secret of punching many times, but it did not help Amy improve her score at all. It even went from bad to worse, with a low score record of 9 points.
Xiong Yaoyue thought for a while, then picked up Amy from behind and asked her to kick the boxing target with her two feet. The cashier lady turned a blind eye to this because she had received tips from Amy.
You two girls are having a great time, but don’t forget that Amy is wearing a dress. With such high kicks, her underwear is exposed. Today she is wearing a bow tie, which is very pure and in line with her lolita status. White underwear, please don't seduce me into wearing underwear, okay? I really want to be a pure brother for a day.
Suddenly I remembered the egg in my trouser pocket. I had just punched it with a lot of waist force, so it wouldn't have broken into pieces.
It felt fine to the touch, and it was intact. Just in case, I wrapped a layer of tissue paper around the egg, which can provide a certain buffering effect against the impact of the outside world.
I'm sorry, old man. You only told me to take it with me, but you didn't say you wouldn't let me wrap things outside. I'm already very ethical if I don't wrap it with cotton.
With the help of pedals and Xiong Yaoyue's boost, Amy finally got 101 points and finally stopped playing with satisfaction.
"What does 'Dese' mean?" Amy asked, pointing to the Chinese characters on Xiong Yaoyue's T-shirt.
"This..." Xiong Yaoyue thought hard for a while, "This is the Northeastern dialect. Have you seen Zhao Benshan's sketches?"
Amy shook her head blankly.
Xiong Yaoyue looked at me for help. Mencius said, "The trouble with people is that they are good at teaching others." I am a very good teacher, so I jumped over and explained:
"'Dese' means to show off, to show off. For example, if a person has a lot of money, he will show off his wealth, or if he is good-looking, he will be stinky... In short, doing things that should not be done is called 'Dese'."
Amy pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction and half-squinted her eyes.
"Servant, are you making fun of me? Since when have I shown off my wealth and when have I been so beautiful? I don't care what others think of me."
Hey, I didn't mention you. I feel like my explanation is more popular than the "Xinhua Dictionary". Could it be that I subconsciously want to persuade Amy to be more restrained in her actions?
Xiong Yaoyue stepped forward to smooth things over: "Brother and sister, please don't quarrel and get along peacefully."
I was shocked: "You...how did you know?"
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned: "Didn't you say that she is the child of your relative? You should be cousins."
Amy said, "Who are his cousins? It's obviously the manservant trying to put money on his face..."
Okay, how dare you look at me with such contempt, Amy, just wait until the day the truth is revealed. You don’t have to do anything else. Just lower your head and call me "brother" a hundred times.
Amy deliberately ignored me and left me alone while she and Xiong Yaoyue had a heated conversation.
From what is the relationship between Zhao Benshan and South Korea's "Uncle Psy", when it comes to the Chinese government and the US government, who has the alien's body in his hands.
While chatting, Xiong Yaoyue complained that her underwear that had been hung on the balcony the day before yesterday was stolen.
"There are so many perverts in Dongshan City. That's a sports bra, sister. It doesn't have any patterns on it, so you can masturbate like that."
"Maybe the underwear thief has returned to the world. I haven't seen anything for a few weeks and I thought he was dead. It is said that he wears a jacket every time he commits a crime and can climb stairs empty-handed... I really don't understand what's so good about girls' underwear, honestly. Can't you find a girlfriend?"
When Xiong Yaoyue criticized men's perverted interest in women's underwear, Amy looked in my direction for some reason, with a weird smile on her lips that didn't mean anything.
Look at what I’m doing, why are you laughing? Do you know how to read minds like Obama? The underwear thief and I are different. The underwear thief steals underwear for masturbation, but I do it for money. He steals anyone’s underwear. Okay, I can only steal from my sister.
In addition, Xiong Yaoyue would never have thought that the underwear thief was the boss of the Taekwondo student named Tang Jiang who almost had a real-life PK with you last time.
Not only is he the boss, he is also the young master of the Taekwondo gym, known as Mr. Xu.
However, I don’t have any conclusive evidence at hand, just some speculations. Going to the gym to arrest people without any explanation will attract the attention of the police. Officer Ma is looking forward to me causing trouble every day.
Speaking of which, the underwear thief has probably already stolen Amy's underwear.
No, it shouldn't be. Pentheus said that Amy's underwear is strictly guarded and destroyed immediately when no longer needed. With so many bodyguards, the underwear thieves should have no chance.
But his obsession should not be underestimated. A collector of underwear like him, once he sets his sights on someone's underwear, will get it at all costs.
Could it be that there is a competitor in front of me, two knights riding horses, fighting in the vast wilderness, just to win the treasure called underwear?
It's really annoying. How dare you, a guy who doesn't even have a complete name, to cause me so much trouble.
Humph, just wait, I won’t lose. Even if I risk my dignity as an elder brother, my sister’s underwear cannot fall into the hands of others first...
When she heard that Xiong Yaoyue was broken into the balcony and her underwear was stolen, Amy asked:
"Why don't you shoot that bastard with a gun?"
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't laugh or cry: "How can I have a gun? No one in China has a gun."
Amy said "Oh", "I forgot, you are a dictatorship, how pitiful you are."
Don't just accuse others of being dictatorial. I don't think the United States does a better job than China when it comes to gun control. Do you hope that China will have as many school shootings as the United States?
When it comes to school shootings, I immediately think of the squad leader. Xiong Yaoyue, you are not right. Some people in China also have guns, including the squad leader's house. What is the use of keeping that old shotgun? Could it be used to resist forced demolition? , or beat to death the unfaithful boyfriend?
Talking about underwear, Amy suggested going to the clothing area on the fourth floor and said, "If Winnie likes any underwear, I will buy it for you."
"Hey." Although she knew that Amy's family was very rich last time, Xiong Yaoyue was still surprised, "Oh no, how can I let a child spend money on me?"
Amy immediately raised her eyebrows and said, "Who is this child? I am already an adult. It is because you are very satisfied with playing with me that I have to tip you. Do you dare to look down on me?"
Chapter completed!