Hey, isn't this the first time Obama has done it by holding Amy's underwear in his mouth to exchange food with others? It turns out that he doesn't have the wisdom of aliens, but has been trained into a conditioned reflex by a stalker.

No matter what the truth is, the International Lolicon Federation (International Lolicon Federation) really deserves to award you a Medal of Honor.

Just now I said you were an imperialist dog. I really wronged you.

Although you have the same name as the President of the United States, you have such a spirit of sharing. You are a rare dog qualified to be the successor of communism. Just like President Obama who "watches the sea and listens to the waves", you devote yourself to it without hesitation. In the embrace of communism, let's sing "Long Live the Motherland" under the blood-stained red flag.

Although Obama bit his underwear and refused to let go (for him, it was hard currency that could be exchanged for food), he was eventually subdued by Pentheus who came after hearing the news.

"Throw it into the machine and crush it." Pentheus handed the underwear to 005 and ordered.

What a waste. The space in the RV is so precious, but I still bring a shredder to take up space. No, I can't look at the shredder. When I think about it, it is equivalent to throwing 20,000 yuan into the shredder. I My heart is bleeding.

Although the first attempt to hunt for my sister's underwear failed, I got very valuable information. As long as the timing is right and "dog food dog braces" are used, I might be able to get underwear that is not stained with saliva.

But, where can I get such a big dog braces? Or, braces are not enough. The saliva is mainly stained by the tongue, so you have to use a "tongue brace"... It is really troublesome for a human being.

Su Qiao called me again in the afternoon and said that her agent wanted to meet me at a nearby cafe. I thought that the other person was trying to trick me by being so enthusiastic, so I declined Su Qiao's excuse because I had recurrent hemorrhoids and couldn't drink coffee. A coincidence of kindness.

After that, I walked around the RV several times, trying to analyze the internal structure with logic, but I gained very little.

It's not that Amy didn't allow me to enter the RV, but she was in a bad mood today and wouldn't let me get close to her private area. She only allowed me to sit in the rear cabin with the bodyguards.

Damn, the rear cabin of the car is a place for people to stay. The difference between first class and economy class is even more exaggerated. Seven or eight bodyguards with big muscles and round waists are squeezed into two rows of small seats. They can't even stretch their arms. They look at each other with big eyes and small eyes. It seems that the ground is going to carry out the Normandy landing.

Is it to be able to respond to emergencies and make it easier to attack quickly from the rear door? Don't make a fuss about it. What kind of lolicon requires 8 strong men armed to the teeth to deal with it?

Could it be this person who ate the resurrection fruit in the deep sea and accidentally turned into a lolicon? Leave this matter to the X-Men and SHIELD, you guys? Eight people squatting here to cover their sweat can't deal with a rocket launcher from the real Ben**.

The most outrageous thing is that there is a round hole the size of a volleyball in the center of the floor of the rear cabin. You will not believe me if I tell you what it is for. It is for urination. In order not to leave without authorization, it is used when the bladder is full. Urinating through the round hole. Although there is a special toilet for bodyguards in the middle of the carriage, you are not allowed to use it unless necessary.

This is too much. What kind of life is the bodyguard class in the United States living? Why don't you rise up quickly and overthrow the evil capitalists who exploit you under the leadership of Mao Zedong's quotations?

Wait, it seems that Ai Shuqiao is the evil capitalist. Generally speaking, calling on others to overthrow one's mother is something that a villain would do.

But it doesn't matter, I have no mother-son relationship with Ai Shuqiao at all. You can feel free to overthrow her. I will move you to support her and share the property she left behind with you.

But speaking of it, Amy, a small capitalist, is also very cruel.

I actually let my brother squeeze into such a narrow rear cabin. Although there is no shortage of ventilation and filtration equipment here, it is still no match for the strong smell of men. And I don’t want to urinate in front of these ghosts. , who knows if anyone in there is gay like Pentheus.

And if I stay too long, maybe even the eggs in my pocket will be turned into rotten eggs. It seems that the old man is still thinking of recycling my eggs and taking them home and frying them. It has become a "European and American pure man-flavored" tea egg. What if the old man beat me to death with the five-thunder piercing heart palm in a rage?

So I didn’t get into Amy’s RV, and when it got dark, I was going to take the subway home alone.

Amy, who had just finished the filming mission and was so tired that her body almost fell apart, lay on the circular water bed in the dedicated bedroom to enjoy the coolness. She used the remote control to open the fully automatic window by a third, and rested her chin on her two arms. She was very uncomfortable. Look at me mentally.

"Manservant, when will you break up with the violent woman?"

There's no point in asking this. It's not your turn after Xiaoqin and I break up, so I have to ask you when you're going to take a shower and change underwear again.

"It's all your fault. It seems that my mother found out about our cheating on the calligraphy practice grid... Now she hired a pen calligraphy teacher to supervise me every day. It's annoying. Please take responsibility for me quickly. , Knock that teacher unconscious on the way."

What responsibility do I have to bear? It was obviously because you were lazy that you ended up like this. Moreover, it was not "we" who cheated on the calligraphy practice grid, but "our" mother discovered it. The pen calligraphy teacher has What a sin, I wanted to hire some terrorists to knock Ai Shuqiao unconscious.

Seeing that I was not proactive in answering her questions, Amy angrily closed the window with the remote control and ordered the driver to drive. I was left alone in the exhaust of the RV.

An old man in a suit whom I didn't know put his hand on my shoulder, looked at me kindly and comforted me:

"Don't be discouraged. There will be opportunities in the future."

Who the hell are you? Don't suddenly jump out and scare people like a cartoon narrator.

Take a closer look, isn't it Kyle's portable translator? Kyle was gesturing to me not far behind... This is called fair competition. Seeing that I seemed to have failed to pick up girls, he specially asked the translator to come over to me. Cheer up, you don't have to be kind, I'm not flirting with my sister. It's not just me, you, a person with evil desires, get out of here as far as you can.

After driving Kyle away, Aunt Ren drove by in her car, but she had no intention of giving me a ride.

She rolled down the window and glanced at me, and I saw that she was throwing an envelope containing money on the passenger seat.

Could it be... Is this the second paycheck (it seems to be the last paycheck) for my role as a deaf-mute evil monk? Judging from Aunt Ren's expression, she seems to be driving to the hotel where my father is staying to pay the paycheck again. Give it to my guardian in person.

It's completely unnecessary. Dad will transfer the money directly to my account after he gets it. Aunt Ren, you are so stubborn. Are you afraid that if I get the cash, I will buy more things for Xiaoqin? You are already a nymphomaniac. Will Xiaoqin be captured by my gift offensive and throw herself into my arms?

Aunt Ren, your information is out of date. Xiaoqin has thrown herself into my arms a long time ago, and I will not spend money to please Xiaoqin. It is possible to spend money to piss her off. The sneakers case is a special case. Bar.

I didn't want Aunt Ren to make the trip in vain and waste her precious rest time, so I kindly advised her not to go.

"Aunt Ren, last time you went to deliver money, you failed to memorize the words. If you go this time, aren't you afraid of encountering the anti-pornography brigade again?"

Aunt Ren glared at me, "Your father said that, but you would tell your child this kind of thing, how shameless."

I smiled shamelessly at Aunt Ren and said, "But they say you're not afraid of ten thousand, just in case..."

Aunt Ren looked at me like she was looking at kitchen waste and hummed:

"Last time we met the anti-pornography brigade, and this time we met... Do you think the anti-pornography brigade is run by your family?"

Then I stepped on the accelerator and sped away, leaving me behind in the exhaust fumes of the Hornet sports car.

Kyle’s old translator actually came over and patted me on the shoulder again:

"Don't be discouraged. There will be opportunities in the future."

There's your sister, get out of here quickly, why don't you get out of here even if Kyle is gone? Aunt Ren's leaving me behind doesn't look like a failure in trying to pick up girls. How perverted do you have to be to take advantage of your mother-in-law?

I waved my fist at the translator in a very disrespectful manner, and he turned around in a gentlemanly manner and left with a vigorous pace.

As expected, there is no normal person who has anything to do with Kyle. Should I have less contact with him in the future?

In addition, Aunt Ren, who was stubborn and insisted on handing over the paycheck to her father, encountered something even more unlucky than last time.

Less than 5 minutes after Aunt Ren walked into the hotel, and without even saying a complete sentence when she met her father, she noticed that many special police officers in chemical protective suits appeared outside the window, each of them with cold eyes, as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

After these people surrounded the hotel, one of the leaders announced martial law through a loudspeaker.

It turned out that on the afternoon of that day, a foreign tourist who stayed in this hotel was tested positive for H7N9 avian influenza in the hospital. In order to eliminate the possible risk of human-to-human transmission, the leadership team attached great importance to it and ordered that all guests staying in the hotel should be quarantined. People are forced to quarantine for a week and are not allowed to leave until experts declare that the crisis is over.

Damn, what kind of development is this? Aunt Ren must have turned green at the time.

It's a matter of public health and safety. Even if Aunt Ren's brother and father come forward, they can't save the person. The filming of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" next week will lack important actors.

Even if Aunt Ren grabbed Dad by the collar and asked him to contact the president of the HHH club, Director Cao said that the president was busy with some experiments recently and couldn't take care of unnecessary business.

Therefore, Aunt Ren was forced to stay in the same hotel with her father for at least a week without bringing any personal belongings.
Chapter completed!