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【254】 Learning ps

"What's going on?" Seeing the scattered remains of plastic sealing film on Xiaoqin's desk and the mask I had already worn on my hand, the squad leader asked in surprise, "Why did you let Xiaoqin take apart her own mask?"

Xiaoqin completely ignored the squad leader standing next to her. She scribbled on her exercise book and whispered:

"The second female lead is a bad guy with long hair and a snake-like heart..."

I took out ten yuan and gave it to the squad leader and said, "Xiaoqin's brain is flooded again, and I can't stop her. I paid for her mask on her behalf."

Although she said before that "everything about me is free for you", Xiaoqin seems to enjoy my behavior of paying for her, which may give her the illusion of being taken care of by me.

The squad leader took the money without saying anything and planned to record it in the manuscript book that already had many names written on it.

The manuscript was very soft, with nothing to cushion the back, so it was very difficult to write. The squad leader looked at Xiaoqin's desk, which was filled with pencils, erasers, and rulers. There were even manuscript papers with radish drawn on them, which looked very abstract.

style.

I knew that the squad leader wanted to find a table to write on under the manuscript, so he pointed to my flat desk generously.

I don’t know what the squad leader was thinking, but she actually rejected my kindness, as if leaning her upper body to write on my desk would make our faces too close, which might give me a chance to be frivolous towards her.

Who would be frivolous about you! Although the ordinary summer school uniform - a snow-white short shirt and a navy blue knee-length skirt - looks a little too small when worn on you, making your chest very tight.

, failed to cover your knees, and your long hair still exudes the faint fragrance of green apple shampoo... But now is not the time to be frivolous with you, right? Last time we accidentally kissed on the mouth

It's just a simple accident. Why do you think I have bad intentions towards you? I just spoke for you in front of everyone!

Even so, the squad leader didn't want to write the words on the payment list crookedly. She had an idea, bent her left leg, carefully held the edge of her skirt to prevent it from sliding down her thighs as thin as white jade, and then remained single like this.

I stood on my feet, like a proud white crane. I put the manuscript on my left leg, lowered my head and wrote down my name and the amount of the charge.

Monitor, you are so smart! You might as well be writing on my desk! Do you think men only stare at breasts? You are very naive in this regard! I have a friend who, because he usually looks at too many

With multi-tasting things, you will like to appreciate women's less private parts, such as neck, shoulders, collarbones, waist, hands, feet...

By the way, according to convention, when people say this, "that friend of mine" refers to themselves.

So, monitor, you use your long legs as a makeshift desk, but it gives me a great opportunity to admire your silky leg lines and the charming shape of your knee bends! I am evilly looking forward to the school uniform skirt on my knees slipping down quickly.

ah!

Well, the monitor's hand holding down the school uniform skirt was very strong, and it didn't take more than a few seconds to write my name. My delusions were quickly shattered like a soap bubble.

After the squad leader left, Xiaoqin was still working on the character design of the second female lead. She muttered to herself:

"The second female lead shows off her long legs in front of the male protagonist all day long, making the male protagonist's lustful nostrils even bigger..."

Whose nostrils have become enlarged! If your desktop was not so messy, the squad leader would have written on your desktop!

During the lunch break, each class had a discussion about the mask incident, and it was discovered that the second grade (3) class had the most stupid people, with 10 people being recruited, ranking first in the number of people who bought school masks.

However, for some unknown reason (perhaps because the masks were purchased from relatives of the vice-principal), the quantity of masks purchased this time was actually linked to the hygiene evaluation, causing our class to receive a hygiene red flag that we lost for a week.

Someone saw the monitor lying on the table during lunch break, which was rare, covering his face with a textbook. His shoulders shook slightly for a while, but he didn't make any sound.

"Don't feel aggrieved. Are you crying secretly?"

One girl said worriedly, "Now that I think about it, we went too far this morning. Why should the monitor be held responsible for the school's fault?"

Several boys who were the squad leader's loyal dogs even considered themselves derelict in their duties and clamored to commit seppuku. They did not think that they usually only followed Niu Shili and made noises. Today Niu Shili was not in good condition, and they immediately lost their backbone.

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But the loudspeaker told me that the squad leader actually got a hygiene red flag due to an accident, and hid his face behind the book and snickered.

Do you care so much about the honor of the group? As long as the group gets the honor, does it not matter if you feel a little wronged?

The first class in the afternoon was a history class. I didn’t dare use it to surf the Internet because my phone was about to run out of battery. I could only listen to the history teacher’s eloquent talk and lectures. The group rushed into Beijing, robbing merchants and killing pastors.

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"Uh-huh, teacher, I won't take the exams I'm talking about now, but you should also learn the truth about history from time to time!"

As usual, the history teacher left the podium and wandered around the classroom, making everyone uneasy and unable to write their main subject homework or play Fruit Ninja.

"Students, do you know why the Boxers want to rob merchants?"

Eunuch Cao rarely raised his hand and spoke: "I know! There is money in the merchants!"

The history teacher happily waved his hand and asked Eunuch Cao to sit down. Eunuch Cao muttered in a low voice: "After you grab the money, you can go and call the chicken..."

"So," the history teacher added, "do you know why the Boxers wanted to kill the priest?"

Niu Shili, who was extremely tired and slept on the table for the first time in a century, replied in a daze: "Because the priest will increase blood..."

The students burst into laughter. The history teacher tried hard to calm everyone down. He called Niu Shili's name several times, but Niu Shili didn't respond at all.

Because Niu Shili was usually a top-notch student, the history teacher didn't want to get into too much of a fight with him, so he had to say: "Student Niu Shili seems to be in a coma today. Let's go on to explain how the Boxer Rebellion gathered fire priests."

Bar……"

Exposed! History teacher, why did you use the game-specific term "set fire"? I have long heard Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital say that many guild leaders and group leaders in online games are extremely boring.

The middle-aged uncle—is it you? Are you preparing lessons for us while leading more than 20 younger brothers to open up dungeons?

When we arrived at the information class, Eunuch Cao and I occupied the last row as usual, and according to the last agreement, he was going to teach me PS skills step by step.

"Jiejiejiejie - Master, you are upright and upright, and you are not ashamed to ask questions. My disciple specially brought PS materials from home for you to practice!"

I was afraid that what he took out were photos of the girls in the class and covers of works by Japanese AV actresses. I was mentally prepared to beat him up, but I didn’t expect what he would copy from the USB flash drive.

, is a neat half-length photo of all the students in the class, not just the girls, but also the boys.

"Jiejiejiejiejie, master, these photos were found from the class QQ group. It took a lot of effort from the disciple. It can be said that they show the most energetic side of the second grade (3) class!"

I half-believed what he said. The girls' photos were indeed taken from the best angles and with the best light. Even the loudspeakers and PHS photos made them look fat and thin. But when looking at the boys, they looked a bit weird.

No, to be precise, it’s a bit evil. Among the photos of boys collected by Big Speaker, for some reason, they all selected those with bad lighting, distorted expressions, or had a stomachache on the day they were taken. In short, none of them looked like good people.

A backlit photo of Niu Shili made him look like a loan shark, and the photo of me with the corners of my mouth slightly raised (I didn’t join the class’s QQ group, God knows how Eunuch Cao got this photo) made me

Like a professional killer.

Of course, there are also photos of Eunuch Cao himself, in which he smiles like a Maitreya Buddha, but everyone can see that he is no more like a good person than anyone else.

"Master, if you cut out the characters in these photos from the background, it will be the first step in learning PS. The disciple will be there to guide you!"
Chapter completed!
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