In Aunt Ren's disdainful eyes, Dad dialed Director Cao's phone number.

"Old Cao, I'm in the same trouble as you. Can you help me find a solution?"

Director Cao replied very interestingly:

"No problem! Just take a piece of paper and write it down! The best clinic for treating genital warts is at No. 47 Tonghu Road..."

"It's not genital warts!" Dad was almost ashamed in front of Aunt Ren, "It's the anti-pornography campaign! It was me who was blocked by the anti-pornography brigade!"

The person on the phone was stunned for a moment, "Boss Ye, you are not practical enough! Last time I asked you to go to the foot-washing house, but you didn't go, so you ended up hunting wild food outside? Let me tell you, calling a chicken also requires science...

"

Dad hurriedly interrupted before he could spit out more dirty words: "It's not what you think, I was wronged! Anyway, please help me find a way. Well, the president of our HHH club is not a man with great hands and eyes.

Really? Can you ask him to help me out?"

Director Cao hesitated for a while, "Actually, I was also arrested by the anti-pornography brigade a few days ago. The president just fished me out, so I beg him again so soon. Isn't it a bit too frequent? The president should think that HHH fans will meet

They are all lustful people..."

"Nonsense! He himself is the president of this association, doesn't he know that his subordinates are all lechers!" The father who accidentally yelled loudly soon regretted it because of Aunt Ren's smiling expression.

"Anyway, my current situation is very embarrassing. Tell the president that if he can save me, I will not forget his kindness!"

Director Cao sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll trouble the president again, but your last A`V review didn't satisfy the president. You have to change it in the future."

"Eh? What's wrong with my review? Is it too literary?"

"That's not true. The president appreciates your literary talent very much, but you used a joke about the Korean people having no food in it. Don't use it again in the future."

Although my father didn’t understand why satirizing North Korea made the president unhappy, he agreed because the situation was urgent.

Half an hour later, the deputy captain of the anti-pornography brigade knocked on the door and entered the house. He respectfully apologized to his father and Aunt Ren, taking all the responsibility on his own side. He even promised to take full responsibility for the losses suffered by the TV station.

The matter was settled so unclearly.

Aunt Ren did not show any special gratitude to her father for this.

"Huh, he's the friend who used to go out with you, right? Sure enough, all men are the same! If I had known that I would be rescued by such a dirty person, I might as well have called the old man to admit my mistake!"

Aunt Ren once again handed my salary to my father with her own hands and left in the increasingly dark night.

In fact, for me, who has an online store bank account, I have far more disposable money than 2,000 yuan, so my dad just sent me a text message, congratulating me on my first appearance on camera, and hoping that I could sell myself more good things to celebrate.

Then I deposited the 2,000 yuan into my bank account.

So in the end, Aunt Ren insisted on handing over the minor's salary to the guardian, but she only got herself blocked by the anti-pornography brigade, which made her angry.

Monday will come soon.

Just after the flag-raising ceremony, I saw Xiong Yaoyue, like a small landowner, setting up a table full of dolls and nonchalantly calling other girls to come to her to get them.

Xiong Yaoyue crossed her legs and tapped the edge of the table with a steel ruler, "Hey, hey, hey, we're giving away dolls! The quantity is limited, first come, first served! Any girl can pick a doll as long as she is willing to call me 'husband'

ah!"

At this time, the squad leader went to the weekly meeting, and no one paid attention to her, so she felt as if there were no tigers in the mountain and the monkey was the king.

At first, no one was too embarrassed to pick it up, but Big Speaker, who was not afraid of anything, walked over, stretched out his hand and picked out a naughty monkey doll.

"Give this to me!" After taking the loudspeaker, she turned around and wanted to leave, but Xiong Yaoyue grabbed her.

"Hey! Call me husband, call me husband!" Xiong Yaoyue reluctantly walked away without using the loudspeaker.

Da Xiaokang curled his lips and said, "You want me to be so fat?"

"Why not! I'm the one running a harem, I don't care whether I'm fat or thin! You call me husband! If you don't call me husband, don't even think about taking that monkey away!"

"The devil wants you to be my husband! You don't think I'm fat, but I think you're black!"

"What's wrong with being black? Being black is a sign of health! If you don't want to call me husband, you can just call me husband!"

"It's even more disgusting than before! I just want to take it for free, so what!"

"You... you are such a heartless woman! It turns out that you only approached me because of this monkey..."

"Who is approaching you! Why are you pretending to be abandoned? Let go of my hand! You are the one who has been stabbed a thousand times!"

"Eh? Being hit by a thousand cuts is also considered an alias for your husband. Well, even if you get through it! Next one!"

After the loudspeaker, there were really girls who were greedy for petty gains and went to Xiong Yaoyue to pick out dolls. After everyone picked the dolls, they said something in Xiong Yaoyue's ear. They probably really called her husband, which made Xiong Yaoyue look so beautiful as in the harem TV series.

Like the emperor here.

Some boys were envious of Xiong Yaoyue's treatment and said sourly:

"If I buy a lot of dolls, will the girls call me husband? If the school committee calls me "husband, kiss me again," I will die without regrets!"

PHS, who was sitting behind him, poured cold water on him, "Stop dreaming, it's precisely because Little Bear is a girl that everyone is willing to call her husband, and even so, Gong Caicai didn't come to get the doll!"

I noticed that the commotion caused by Xiong Yaoyue also made Gong Caicai look back many times. She seemed to be a little interested in the dolls on the table. However, with her introverted personality, it was impossible to call Xiong Yaoyue's husband in front of the public.

, so until the doll was separated, she only glanced at it twice without taking any action.

As a result, after the first get out of class, Xiong Yaoyue jumped to Gong Caicai's desk, took out a "Peashooter" doll from behind, and stuffed it into Gong Caicai's hand with a smile on her face.

"Hahahahaha~~~~~How could you forget my main queen? I am not a ruthless emperor! Caicai, don't you like plants? Take it, no need to thank me!"

Gong Caicai looked at the heavily colored pea shooter in her hand and showed an unnatural smile, "Well... the plants I like are the ones that won't hit people, and I won't... I won't call you husband.

of……"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiong Yaoyue patted Gong Caicai's shoulder carelessly, knocking her lower on the table every time, "The pea shooter is shooting zombies, not people! And even if you and I are not married,

We have already become husband and wife, so you can accept this little gift without being polite!"

Gong Caicai whispered in a low voice: "Who, who is married to you...husband and wife..." Halfway through her words, she blushed and couldn't continue.

Xiaoqin watched the whole process, but she didn't seem to show any more interest than the Chinese textbook in her hand.

"Don't you like dolls?" I was a little surprised.

"I like it!" Xiaoqin immediately replied, "All the heroines in girls' comics like dolls! How could I not like them!"

Changing the topic, he added: "But I will only like the dolls given to me by classmate Ye Lin! Doesn't accepting other people's dolls casually make you a wanton woman?"

Isn't it as serious as you said? And if casually accepting dolls is considered to be careless, then wouldn't it be considered to be careless to give dolls to Xiong Yaoyue to others?

"Besides, I've been thinking about some more important things recently..." Xiaoqin fiddled with the pencil in her hand, looking like she was contemplating.

"——I think my attributes are too single."

What? Do you think you are a comic book character? What other attributes do you want? Red with horns and triple speed?

"Except for being classmate Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, I don't have any attributes that can attract people's attention..."

Who said that? Aren’t you the 24th generation heir to the murderous fist? Isn’t such a strong violent attribute enough to attract people’s attention?

"In the QQ group for girls' comics that I joined recently, many people said that the trend has changed now. The attributes of childhood sweethearts that used to be advantages have now become disadvantages. Nowadays, childhood sweethearts are meant to be discarded..."

No matter how the style of shoujo comics changes, you and I’s childhood sweethearts definitely didn’t leave any good impression on me! This is a shortcoming for you, okay?

Xiaoqin said, clenching her pink fists, "So, I want to add some more attributes to myself! I don't want my character image to continue to be thin!"

You are a weakling! When you use the black state to beat others wildly, your moves are very powerful!

And do the attributes increase as you increase them? Do you want to grow your hair long and be labeled as "black, long and straight" like the squad leader? But that will make your character image weaker! If the character images overlap

, is a big failure of the screenwriter, don’t you know?

"Hey, I won't try to change my appearance. It's too risky! After studying girls' comics for so many years, I've found a quick way!"

"——That is, a special interest and hobby! Be it painting or music! As long as you have that, you will have an extra attribute that is equivalent to picking it up for free!"

"So the final result of my consideration is that I decided to develop some other interests and hobbies besides Ye Lin!"

Hey hey hey, am I considered a hobby? You’d better quit me as soon as possible, I’m harmful to girls’ bodies!

"Huh huh huh~~" Xiao Qin covered her mouth behind the textbook and let out a sinister laugh, "Since I have read girls' comics for many years and have so much experience, why don't I start from now on and aspire to become a cartoonist!

"
Chapter completed!