Although I bought potato chips and Coke, I can’t find the cashier or exit?

It’s okay to get lost on an unfamiliar street, but you can actually get lost in a supermarket? What kind of master-level road fool are you? Can you find the stage when you go out to perform? Or do you think that in the United States, no matter whether it is on the street or in the supermarket?

The north and south are transparent and the directions are clear. Although it is also a Wal-Mart, if you put it in China, it would be arranged into an eight-array diagram by the tallymen! Looking at you now, it is just like Lu Xun was trapped in the eight-array diagram by Zhuge Liang, no

If anyone helps, they will be trapped to death!

I walked over from behind and pretended to meet her by chance.

"Amy, are you lost again?"

"You, your sister..."

In the middle of her words, Amy changed her words and said: "You...walk in front of me."

I didn't bother with him and walked to the front to lead the way.

After walking with me for a while, I noticed that her speed of pushing the car was getting slower and slower.

Her steps were already small, and she had been wandering around for a long time just because she was lost. She must be tired, right?

"I'll help you push the cart."

I said and held the handle of her shopping cart.

She trembled with vigilance, as if I was going to take away her potato chips and Coke.

After thinking for a while, she handed me the shopping cart and walked to the side.

I also put my own basket in the shopping cart and pushed the shopping cart easily.

Deliberately slow down and accommodate Amy's pace.

Amy seemed to notice this and spoke to me in a gentler tone.

"First, let's go to the stationery area first, right?"

"Okay, anyway, we, the people of China, are all living thunder fronts."

I joked as I turned the shopping cart around.

Amy put her two little hands behind her back, with some distrust still shining in her eyes.

"Um...are you the person hired by Pentheus?"

"Who? I don't know anyone named Peng?"

"Penteus's surname is Pengli~~" Amy said with a sharp-tongued expression, "He is my personal bodyguard. He is dark, strong, and much taller than you!"

"Taller than Yao Ming?"

"That's not true...but he is also 2.05 meters tall. Before he became a bodyguard, he had won consecutively in a Russian death fighting match. He was nicknamed 'Black Death'!"

Hey, hey, from what you said, this Pentheus seems to be a two-meter-long, as strong as an ox, violent and bloodthirsty black boxer! Such a dangerous man hired as a bodyguard for his teenage daughter

Doesn't it matter? Compared with snacks such as potato chips, which are rated as junk food, people like Pentheus with the title of God of Death are obviously more dangerous!

"Ah, by the way, although Pentheus is not as tall as Yao Ming, he once killed someone in an underground boxing match!"

Amy boasted with an air of pride.

No matter what, I don’t want to lose to others, even if I use strange indicators, I still have to compare myself to others.

Are you a primary school student? I don’t want to know if Pentheus has ever killed anyone! And even if he has killed someone, does he have to be better than Yao Ming? We must know that our country is a great country in martial arts and is the birthplace of Beidou Shenquan.

Maybe Yao Ming was secretly taught the "Military Killing Boxing" by the National Sports Commission to protect him in the crime-ridden United States! It's just that he didn't get the chance to take action! Once he takes action, he will definitely be "ah~tada"

There was a flurry of punches, and the enemy's face was so distorted that he disappeared into ashes!

"Hey, is your mother's brain burned out by letting such a dangerous man be her underage daughter's bodyguard?"

"Mom's brain is fine! She is much smarter than you!"

Director Cao of The Great Loss seems to have made similar comments.

"Let me tell you, when Pentheus first smuggled himself into the United States, he offended the gang and was beaten into a hornet's nest by the machine gun. It was his mother who picked him up from the street! So in order to repay his mother, even if he let him

I’m willing to take my heart out!”

It’s said that the streets in the United States are so chaotic! And he was beaten into a hornet’s nest and still saved his life. Is it really true that “our country is number one in the world of medicine”?

"Mom doesn't trust people casually, and of course she will also consider my safety. The main reason why she sent Pentheus to me is because he is a pure gay and will never play tricks on me!"

"But it's not good to be too loyal to my mother. In order to sneak out to buy potato chips, I spent a lot of effort to get away from Pentheus' surveillance..."

It sounds like it is indeed suitable to be Amy's bodyguard. However, I still can't imagine how a black gay man with a height of 2.05 meters can compete with his opponents in a death fighting arena, sweating profusely.

Twisting around.

"Not only is he gay, he's also a size 0!"

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Amy became even more proud.

"What does number 0 mean?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"When you're having sex, you should be the one who receives it! The one who attacks is called 1, and the one who can attack or receive is 0.5. I don't even know this, what are the Chinese education teachings?"

Is the direction of the complaint wrong? The problem is the direction of education in the United States! China is shy when teaching heterosexuality in physiology classes. Such profound knowledge about homosexuality will not be taught openly in the classroom!

When passing a corner, Amy walked on the outer circle and took a few steps to avoid being left behind by me.

"Wait, wait for me!"

I realized that I was walking faster without knowing it, so I stopped and stood waiting for her.

Because she was left behind by me, Amy looked angry.

"Hey, you weren't sent by my mother to spy on me, nor were you hired by Pentheus, then who are you?"

"What do you think?"

"...stalker, or paparazzi!"

After helping you for so long, you still have this impression of me! You are so ignorant, little girl! Believe it or not, I will kidnap you right now, and then call Pentheus to demand ransom!

"Hey, are you a gay Pentheus? Your little master is in my hands. If you don't transfer money to the Alipay of my online store within 24 hours, you will lose your vote!"

If Amy you doubt me so much again, I will really make such a call!

Seeing my dissatisfied look, Amy raised her chin and made a thoughtful expression.

"So you are neither a stalker nor a paparazzi, nor a minion sent by your mother... are you really Lei Feng?"

Selfish Americans also know about Lei Feng. Comrade Lei Feng, you can rest in peace under the clouds.

"Well, although I'm not particularly interested, you might as well tell me your name."

"No need, our Lei Feng does good deeds without leaving his name behind."

"No! You have to tell me! You already know my name!"

Amy said reluctantly.

"Okay...my name is Ye Lin, the leaf of leaves, the lin of Qilin."

"How to write the word 'Qilin'?"

Amy looked unhappy.

"If you choose such a difficult name to write, it will be very troublesome for me to remember it!"

There must be a limit to your unreasonable troubles! If I, a Chinese, choose a name, I don’t care whether you Americans can write it!

At this time, she had already reached the stationery area. Amy looked around, took out 4 or 5 square notebooks for calligraphy practice from the first floor shelf, and reluctantly threw them into the shopping cart.

"If you don't like it, don't buy it! It's nothing like the expression on your face when you buy potato chips! Why do you have to force yourself to practice calligraphy?"

I feel a little guilty when I say this. I am so good at calligraphy. Is it too late to start practicing now?

"I don't want to practice either, but I can't do it without practicing!"

Amy let out a depressed whine.

"My mother said that in order to be more popular in the Asian market, I must practice calligraphy and signatures! And I have to send overseas faxes every week so that my mother can check whether my Chinese characters have improved!"

He looked like he had been tortured by his mother to the point of physical and mental collapse, and looked a bit neurotic.

The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and he pointed at the Coke in the shopping cart.

"Don't talk about potato chips, even if it's Coke, I've only had one sip before!"

"My mother always warned me to stay away from junk food, saying that if I come into contact with junk food, my health and figure will be ruined... But other children are eating it, and I want to eat it too!"

"So on my 8th birthday, when my mother wasn't paying attention, I bought a bottle of Coke from a neighbor kid. As a result..."

"How did it turn out?"

"After only one sip, my mother found out and slapped me so hard that all the coke spilled on me!"

"That's a bit of a pity."

The more I listened, the more I felt that there was something wrong with Amy’s mother’s education methods.
To be continued...