How can my "Yellow Wind Monster" mobile phone with super power, super large size and super horsepower be bought and mastered by ordinary mortals?

So I'm not worried at all that Xiaoqin and I can use it as a couple's phone, and with her small hands, it's impossible to hold the phone with one hand.

She asked for my mobile phone number, but I had no reason not to tell her. Anyway, even if I buy a mobile phone card now, I can't use it as a couple number.

But you can't give him an advantage, otherwise she will think that it is natural for her to enjoy answering all questions from me.

So, I said to Xiaoqin, who had prepared pen and paper and looked forward to it:

"Line like a dog and I'll tell you!"

"Woof, woof!"

The young girl learned to bark like a dog without hesitation, and even curled up one hand to imitate the action of pawing the soil with a dog's paw in her exercise book.

How shameful! Are you willing to give up your identity as a human just for a phone number? I think the rhubarb in your neighbor’s house has more moral integrity than you! It won’t even eat the bones given by strangers!

But contempt is contempt, I keep my word and I still have to give you my phone number.

When Xiaoqin took over my handwritten phone number, she was as happy as if she had won the lottery.

"This will be kept as a family heirloom..."

I suddenly reached out to grab it, but Xiaoqin nimbly dodged it.

"Everyone is barking like a dog!" Xiaoqin hid her phone number behind her back, her eyes full of grievance.

It happened that a customer sent a message at this time. I concentrated on answering the other person's questions and did not continue to play around with Xiaoqin.

He is a customer who is interested in the condom products on the shelf. His ID is very unfamiliar. He may be a customer who comes to our store for the first time.

Although condoms are not worth much, leaving a good first impression on a new customer is the first step to making him a repeat customer.

So I flattered this seemingly virgin customer in every possible way, and he asked me over and over again:

"Which type of TT can easily make my girlfriend climax?"

I thought the key was not the TT, but what was inside the TT, right? But in business, it is your job to exaggerate the efficacy of your products.

"I recommend these two designs, floating point and thread, to you. They will make your performance in bed amazing, dear~"

Xiaoqin saw me typing quickly on my mobile phone and was curious about what I was doing.

"Classmate Ye Lin, what are you playing at? Can you show me?"

"not good!"

How can you see the conversation between me and customers discussing TT experiences? Although you probably already know what our family does, but seeing my dirty words when I was a customer service person, you are still extremely ashamed!

"Don't look! I...I'm doing business! Girls will get needle holes if they look at this kind of thing!"

"Why does classmate Ye Lin's serious business make girls get needle eyes?"

Xiao Qin tilted her head slightly and asked with a puzzled face.

The suspected virgin typed me another line: "I heard that putting three TTs on your penis can extend the time, is it true?"

I avoided Xiaoqin's gaze while returning: "It's better to use five TTs, the effect is outstanding, dear~"

"Are there any pineapple-flavored condoms for oral sex? My girlfriend said she likes pineapple-flavored ones..."

I sweated profusely: "I'm sorry, there is no pineapple flavor. Can I have peach flavor? I advise your girlfriend not to be picky about food..."

Xiaoqin didn't know which two words she saw on the mobile phone chat, and suddenly said to me:

"I'm not picky about food! As long as it's bought for me by classmate Ye Lin, I'll eat it even if it's bitter melon flavored, not to mention pineapple or peach!"

Eat your sister! Even the perverted Japanese haven’t invented the bitter melon flavored TT! You always make trouble for me. If I can’t sell the goods and have nothing to eat, do I have to rely on you to send me sea cucumbers, braised bamboo shoots and mushrooms every day?

Do you want to eat it? - And your braised sea cucumber and mushrooms come with a bug! Now the battery of the bug is almost used up, so you can just take it back to replace the battery, right?

So I stared like a bun and threatened Xiaoqin not to look at my phone screen, otherwise I would fire her from my girlfriend's position.

Xiaoqin went back to write her English homework papers obediently. Our politics class is usually filled with homework from other subjects.

This virgin customer was extremely long-winded. I chatted with him until the end of get out of class, but he still didn't make a final decision on what to buy.

The next class was an information class. In order to grab a good seat, many students took their information textbooks and went to the computer classroom. I didn't notice whether Xiao Qin was among them.

This customer was so annoyed that he spent more than half an hour asking for something that cost less than 20 yuan in total. No wonder my dad used to play porn movies to relieve his boredom while working as a customer service person.

Suddenly I heard someone walking behind me.

From that position, maybe you can see the chat text on my phone?

Subconsciously I thought it was Xiao Qin who was still lingering, so I said angrily:

"Who told you to be so unruly! Do you still want to be my girlfriend?"

The person behind him was startled, what he wanted to say was choked on his lips, and his face turned red.

I glanced out of the corner of my eye: Damn, isn’t this the monitor? If you don’t go to the computer classroom to take a seat, why are you here? Don’t you think my place is not messy enough?

"No...don't take it seriously, I just recognized the wrong person..." I explained hurriedly.

The monitor wasn't particularly angry, but when she saw the last two lines of dialogue on my phone screen, her face turned dark.

The last paragraph sent by the suspected virgin brother was:

"Actually, my girlfriend hasn't agreed to book a room with me yet. Do you have any ideas?"

Did you spend half an hour fussing with me before you even scratched the surface of your horoscope? Did you discuss all kinds of positions and ways of playing with me? And you asked me what I could do? Do you think I’m a love counselor?

Feeling very angry, I went straight back to:

"Try sweet words to her, but if it doesn't work, just force yourself to do it! Kiss~"

In order to sell a few TTs, I really don’t have any moral integrity.

The two sentences on the screen happened to be seen by the squad leader. No, if they were just taken out of context, they would definitely think that I was introducing my experience in picking up girls to others, and it is also an experience that may trigger the law!

The monitor's brows were raised, but without saying a word, he walked back to his seat, picked up the information textbook, and followed the large group to the computer classroom.

In the end, the customer didn't buy anything. He just said that when his girlfriend promised him to come back again, I really wanted to continue selling Viagra in the store to him, but he went offline at a lightning speed.

The classroom was almost empty, so I grabbed my information textbook and wandered to the computer classroom.

I originally planned to find a seat in the last row as before, so that I could continue to operate the online store without being disturbed, but unfortunately, our computer classroom has a certain blocking effect on mobile phones, and the network signal is very poor. I am extremely depressed.

He put the phone back into his pocket.

By the way, apart from blocking the American Express black card, Ai Shuqiao has not taken any action that I can see. Is it because she is in the United States that she is beyond her reach? Or, she has already started to take action and I did not notice it.

Woolen cloth?

When I was thinking, I especially liked to play with something in my hands. Sometimes I pressed the pen cap, sometimes I threw the eraser. In the computer classroom, I didn't have to play, so I saw the small plastic cover in the upper right corner of the computer desk.

Anyone who has used a computer desk knows that the small plastic cover that can be removed has a rubber ring on it that is specially designed to allow cables to pass through. The shape is a bit like a chrysanthemum.

I didn't know that there was something wrong with the tendon in my brain, but I actually held the small plastic cover in my hand and poked its anus with the index finger of my other hand, while staring blankly at the ceiling in a fugue.

The state of being too weak.

When the monitor who maintained order in the classroom came near me, he cleared his throat and reminded me to pay attention to my image, but I was immersed in a sea of ​​thoughts and didn't react at all.

The monitor finally couldn't help but said: "Ye Lin, do you think this is fun?"

I was stunned because my fingers were still stuck on the rubber ring and I couldn't take it off.

"Is it okay?" I replied absently.

The squad leader took the rubber ring off my finger and put it into the pocket of her skirt angrily, as if he had saved the ignorant girl who was being raped by my bully.

Because several machines in the computer classroom were out of order, after some reassignment, I sat between Eunuch Cao and the class monitor, with Big Speaker, PHS, and Xiao Qin sitting in front of me.

The class assignment given to us by the information class teacher was to make PPT slides, and the theme was daily precautions for preventing and treating avian influenza.

The class monitor was doing the teacher's homework with a serious face. I felt that the air pressure around her was very low, so low that people dared not speak.

I didn't have the mood or inspiration to make a PPT at all, so I turned my head to the left to see how Eunuch Cao did it.

Mr. Cao wrote in very conspicuous red letters in the PPT: If you don’t have sex with chickens and ducks, you won’t get bird flu.

That’s it, with Eunuch Cao backing me up, it doesn’t matter no matter how bad I do.

I wrote dozens of pages in a mess, from the fact that birds evolved from dinosaurs to the historical reasons why Lu Zhishen called rogues "bird people". Although it seems to have nothing to do with bird flu, it makes people feel very powerful.

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I used a picture of a penguin on the last page of the PPT. This is one of the few bird pictures that can be found on the computer.

I returned to the homepage of the PPT, and I thought I should add a picture to the homepage as a response, but I didn’t know what to choose. Because running an online store was a bit sleep-deprived, and my brain was deprived of oxygen, I suddenly forgot even the term "homepage"

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So I unfortunately asked Eunuch Cao: "The last page is called the last page, so what is the name of the first page?"

Eunuch Cao raised his head: "——First page?"

I didn't realize that Eunuch Cao was joking, so I turned around and looked at the monitor's computer screen again, and found that under the title "Measures for Preventing and Controlling Avian Influenza", a swan was jumping out of the water. Although it didn't look like it was sick,

Definitely more coordinated than my penguin.
Chapter completed!