Considering that Zuo Xiong dared to steal a bicycle here, it means that there are very few people in the bicycle shed at this time. Maybe this is the perfect moment for me to solve the X Mao crisis.

Logically speaking, I should have put the obstructing drink bottle on the ground, but I was already in a predicament where I couldn't move. I could still act like a hero when Zuo Xiong was around, but I couldn't stand it anymore once Zuo Xiong left.

"Oh no, this kind of thing shouldn't happen to me! I've always shaved my hair short for the convenience of fighting, and kept everything simple in other aspects. Why do I feel the pain of being cut off from my heart today! It can't be that way!"

Don't laugh, Mao's problems can never be taken lightly. Countless people, including CCTV's Grandpa Bi, have blamed Mao's problems. When Li Ao was in prison in Taiwan, an inmate looked at Li Ao's fur coat and said: "

Mao is so good! Mao is so good! Mao is so good!" As a result, the Taiwan authorities immediately sentenced this man to an additional 10 years.

"It's not working anymore. I feel like if I take a few more steps, my little dick will be rolled up into a spiral pill! I've seen a ghost today. Where did the Taiping Army have long hair? You should all have short hair in my territory, you know!"

"Ah, the rain outside the carport is getting heavier and heavier. I just happened to take shelter here and put my second boss in order...No one will come, right? Even if someone comes close and sees that I look so vicious, they probably won't

Come in?"

I opened the zipper and grinned, intending to counter the rebellion at the speed of light. Unexpectedly, what I pulled out of my crotch was not my own. Don't get me wrong, of course little jj belongs to me, but this black and long... hair

You are definitely in the wrong place, this is a woman’s hair!

"Wow, it's 50 centimeters long!"

If someone sees me staring down at my crotch and sighing like this, they may think that I am a pervert + paranoia, but the hair is actually longer than 50 centimeters. I recall that no girl with long hair dared to approach me on the subway. I am seriously

I suspect that the hair that almost cut off my little penis belongs to the monitor.

"Because we were leaning together to watch the sunset on Jiangxin Island, a piece of hair fell into my clothes, and ended up getting entangled in the Black Flame Dragon by accident?"

If you are a man, then wrap your long black hair around it, and if it is powerful enough, you can use the evil king's flame to kill the black dragon wave. Of course, it is both cool and painful. In "Yu Yu Hakusho", the evil king's flame was used to kill the black dragon wave for the first time.

Fei Ying almost lost one of his hands, so you have to make a backup of your penis in advance.

"Ahhhhh, the cutting power of the squad leader's hair is too strong. You can hijack the plane without bringing any weapons, right? Just use a piece of hair to strangle the captain's neck..."

"Quickly, change the route and fly to the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Tuscany, Italy! I won't be able to sleep every night unless it is righted!"

Speaking of "hair-making", it is a perverted and advanced way of playing. Eunuch Cao has done in-depth research on this. Of course, it is also mentioned in the H comics sold at home. However, I solemnly declare: I have no intention of enjoying it at this moment.

It hurts so much that I’m going to fall off, you know!

"Wipe your tears with rice..."

Finally relieved of the pain, I took a deep breath and even said "finally" in English with a very non-standard pronunciation. However...

"Ye Lin, what are you doing! How can you expose your private parts in public!"

I almost had a heart attack, but when I turned around, I saw the monitor walking to the entrance of the bicycle shed holding an umbrella.

Either he came out to pick up Shu Zhe, or he had an episode of obsessive-compulsive disorder and wanted to see if the bicycle in the shed had gotten wet. Because he had gone back home, he did not continue to wear his school uniform of sweatpants with sand on it, but wore something more elegant.

A summer white shirt, a blue knee-length skirt, and a pair of elegant open-toed sandals.

If you don’t come early or if you don’t come later, why do you always come when I expose my private parts? My evil face tells everyone not to let strangers in, but it doesn’t work for you? You saw me peeing under the pier of Jiangqiao last time

I’ve tried it once, but you still won’t let me go this time! Didn’t you see enough last time?

Disgust, a look of disgust like looking at kitchen waste. This is the main expression of the monitor after he calms down after a brief period of shock.

"There are obviously restrooms nearby. Even if it rains outside and you can't hold it in anymore, you can't stay in the bicycle shed..."

The monitor misunderstood that I also had an urgent need to urinate this time.

"Hey, monitor, I just urinated on the ground once and you caught me. I have a criminal record and I admit it, but this time is different! This time, you are the culprit!"

Not willing to be classified as an unethical public urinate, I am eager to clarify the facts.

"Why am I the culprit!?" The squad leader under the umbrella widened his eyes, "I didn't say I couldn't lend you the bathroom at home. If you can't find a nearby bathroom, you can always find my house, right?"

I wanted to explain the matter clearly to the squad leader, but the long hair in my hand has been blown away by the wind, and the hair wrapped around my penis is definitely not a romantic matter such as red threads wrapped around my fingers. Saying such a shameful thing will affect the glory of Sparta.

Image may not be helpful in calming down the squad leader's emotions.

"It turns out...it turns out you..."

The monitor's voice suddenly trembled for some reason, so much so that she couldn't even keep her umbrella completely vertical to the ground. She covered her mouth with one hand.

I was quite puzzled until I found that I was still holding the almost empty pulsating bottle, and the calm and proud Black Flame Dragon was facing the mouth of the bottle.

The class monitor saw me wiping and wiping, and she must have thought that I couldn't hold back my urine and wanted to use a drink bottle! Using a pulsating bottle to urinate is a famous joke, and there was a bitch like Eunuch Cao in the second grade (3) class.

Man, there’s no way the squad leader hasn’t heard of it!

And it’s a drink bottle that the monitor drank from! It’s already perverted enough to touch the mouth of the bottle with your lips for indirect kissing, but now to touch it with this thing, isn’t it the ultimate pervert, and should be pushed out and shot 100 times!?

There is still 1/8 of the drink left in the pulsating bottle. The squad leader clearly remembers this remaining amount, so it cannot be such a coincidence that it is another bottle, and it must be the original one in Jiangxin Island.

"You...wanted to use this bottle like this, and you came all the way downstairs to our house!?"

The squad leader misunderstood that I wanted to use the Black Flame Dragon to invade the beverage bottle, especially the beverage bottle that she drank from. She couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry, and she raised her eyebrows and glared at me.

"Do you feel any pleasure from doing this?"

How can I feel pleasure! Monitor, you almost castrated me with your hair just now, did you know? Besides, no matter how perverted I am, I can't imagine the pulsating bottle as your mouth!

Also, don’t think that the pulsating bottle mouth can be inserted in! This caliber is enough for Shu Zhe and Pooh, but it doesn’t mean it’s enough for me!

Eh? It seems a bit strange to involve Pooh...

By the way, instead of clarifying the misunderstanding, I should quickly accept the black flame dragon magical power as a business, otherwise it would be too rude to expose it in front of the female monitor for so long - I guess I compared this time with the last time I peed under the river bridge.

I got confused that time and thought I couldn't take it back until I finished peeing. Speaking of which, last time I shook like crazy after finishing peeing...

"Squad leader, please stop talking. It's not what you think. Wait until I finish it first..."

I helped the bird return to its nest with my hands, but the squad leader didn't understand that I was doing something different and was shocked: "You want me to watch you finish it?"

Just when the squad leader and I were having fun with our families...no, there were misunderstandings one after another, a familiar voice came from the side.
Chapter completed!