Hello everyone! I am the narrator. Different from the main story, I will suddenly insert from time to time in the future! Because after all, this is a memoir story compiled by Xiao Yin from Ye Lin’s mind. Some things that Ye Lin was not present can also be

get paraphrased.

What? Are you not used to this? It’s okay! Just keep plugging it in and you’ll get used to it!

A long, long time ago, the second grade (3) class had not traveled to Cuisong Mountain, and the endangered and rare blue morpho butterfly had not been eaten by some blind SB...

"roll!"

Ye Lin swung the metal bat fiercely, hitting the square narrator with one stick and sending him flying, turning him into a shooting star in the sky.

"It feels so disgusting~~~~" Even though he was being sent flying, the narrator still responsibly described the process of being sent flying in the third person, until Ye Lin picked up the hosting microphone that he had dropped on the ground.

Hmm, let’s try the sound, it’s hard for the kings of Zhou, Wu and Zheng in the southeast, northwest, and Germany to prosper in orthopedics... It seems that there is no problem.

I am Ye Lin, the Ye with blind eyes, the Lin of the Phoenix Qilin. Please don’t complain that the blind eyes are because of small eyes. Qi is male and Lin is female. As a man, I should not use the word "Lin"...

Hey hey hey, the ancients also used "Xide Lin'er" to congratulate others on giving birth to a son! So my dad gave me the right name! Chinese culture is broad and profound, just like "The Chinese team beat the Japanese team" and "China

"The team defeated the Japanese team" both represent China's victory over Japan. No matter my name is "Ye Qi" or "Ye Lin", I am a genuine man!

It's summer vacation now.

When the summer vacation is over, we will be promoted to grade 3, and the second grade (3) class will also become the third grade (3) class, and we will soon face the high school entrance examination from junior high school to high school.

Although the high school entrance examination is not like the college entrance examination, always hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles, or chasing after you like an exhibitionist pervert in a windbreaker, giving you a really annoying feeling, but

There will always be pressure.

So when they are about to enter the third year of junior high school, summer activities have become an important channel for students to vent their stress. For example, Xiaoqin and I once went on a date in the Cultural Park (as secret girlfriends), and Xiong Yaoyue was once hired by Amy to pretend to be a Pleasant Goat.

After spying on our date, the squad leader took everyone on a field trip to Cuisong Mountain and put it on the agenda.

Recently, I have been disturbed from all aspects, and my exercise has been reduced. After seeing the tragic picture of Governor Schwarzenegger's muscle relaxation after he stopped exercising on the Internet, I decided to take this as a warning, keep exercising, and become a qualified iron-blooded orphan.

Wolf.

Dongshan Lake is covered in dust all day long due to the construction of the top ten scenic spots. In order not to eat dust there, I arranged my daily running activities by the Daning River.

When the setting sun dyed the sky red in the evening, I was dressed in sportswear and ran under the bridge pier of Daning River. Not far away, a folk artist was singing loudly: "Ah~~This person is my mother~ah~this

People are mothers..."

People of my father's generation should easily recognize that this is "Mother" by singer Yan Weiwen, but when I heard it in my ears, the first thing I thought of was Shu Zhe, because Shu Zhe is indeed very girly!

"Humph, you didn't get beaten under the Jiangqiao today. Even if you did, I wouldn't bother to save you."

Shu Zhe acted secretly, wore a wig and used a pseudo-female voice to chat with netizens, and was discovered by his sister. As a result, I was also scolded by the monitor, which made the relationship between me and the monitor a bit tense.

But I don’t care. Lu Xun once said: A true warrior dares to face a bleak life. Rumor has it that Lu Xun’s original name was Zhou Xun... No, Lu Xun’s original name was Zhou Shuren. His younger brother Zhou Zuoren failed to uphold his national stance and married a Japanese wife, so Lu Xun sneered.

He said: "My stupid brother..." while using his Sharingan to stare at his Japanese younger brother and sister who had just come out of the bathroom. They did not hesitate to sacrifice the brotherly discord and fulfilled the great ambition of "a cold eyebrow and a thousand fingers".

"Eh? I haven't looked across the row of willow trees to the other side of the river. Where has the water in the Daning River gone!?"

After buying a bottle of Pulse at the canteen by the river, I took a short break while drinking a drink, only to find that the Daning River has entered a dry period that occurs once every few years. Normally, most of the water in the river that can easily make me submerge has receded, leaving only the area close to the river bank.

The riverbed is a mixture of mud and sand, so people can walk to Jiangxin Island on foot without taking a boat.

"There are so many oysters! Dad, come quickly, there are some here too!"

This is not the first time I have seen the Daning River during the dry season. During times like this a few years ago, my dad and I also went to the river bed to pick up oysters. Unlike the fish in the river, most of the oysters were left behind because they moved slowly.

On the dry river bed between the embankment and the island in the center of the river, we can only do it without any help. Picking up a net bag in an afternoon is a very interesting entertainment activity.

On the Daning River bed in the evening, there were at least two platooned citizens bending down to pick up oysters. Looking from a distance, foreigners who didn't know what was going on might think that the industrious Chinese people were planting rice.

At this time, a small breeze blew by. It didn't feel like anything on the embankment, but there was no obstruction on the other side of the river bed. Many people were blinded by the wind and sand. There were also a few ladies with negative values. The girl who was also picking oysters was blown away by the wind.

Blowing up my skirt, I accidentally saw a flash of bright red and concluded that someone happened to be in the year of their birth year.

The wind not only lifts the skirt, but also blows the long hair. I was surprised to find that Shusha, the monitor, was also standing on the river bed, and she was wearing a cute blue and white... school uniform today.

Yes, it's the school uniform, not anything else, because the monitor is a disgraceful fan of school uniforms, so the blue and white uniform of No. 28 Middle School is the most common outfit she wears.

The great chief designer once said: "Adhere to socialism (primary stage) and remain unchanged for a hundred years." I am not very confident about this, but China's blue and white sports school uniforms are estimated to last another 500 years, just like

The blue and white fat men in District 11 are equally fashionable and the most fashionable. They stand at the top of the world's nations. Anyone who disobeys will be fooled.

Just like Xiaoqin reminded me, the uniforms for boys and girls are slightly different in the waist cut, and there is a horizontal bar on the upper arm in a different color. Boys are blue with the same background color, while girls are red.

It is said that the Owl dean participated in the design of the school uniforms. The beauty of this design is that boys and girls can be spotted from a distance when they are together. But this menopausal aunt does not know that there is an old saying in the animation industry: Since ancient times, red and blue are the best.

It's just that the tiny red and blue colors on the upper arm also sowed the seeds of everyone's rebellion against the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls."

The river wind suddenly rose, ruffling a pool of spring water. There was no water in the Daning River at this time, and the monitor was not wearing a skirt. However, under the influence of the wind, the school uniform, which was not designed to highlight the figure, was tightly wrapped around the monitor's skin.

, revealing her hidden moving ups and downs and youthful curves, combined with her long flowing black hair, making the monitor look like a celebrity who deliberately put on a school uniform to shoot an advertisement for students.

As I said before, the relationship between the squad leader and I has been a little tense recently because of Shu Zhe, so I hesitated for a second after seeing the squad leader, not knowing whether I should go up and say hello, or leave quickly.

Unfortunately, even though the squad leader covered her forehead with one hand to block the wind and sand, she still caught my presence through the gaps between her slender fingers with sharp eyes like a mountain eagle, and the corners of her mouth that were already slightly dissatisfied became even more dissatisfied.

He pursed his lips, as if he should have had this conditioned reflex when he saw me.

"Eh? Monitor, why do you have time to pick oysters? Do you want to collect the ingredients by yourself?"

Since I had been discovered by the police, as a Spartan, I had no reason to escape, so I took big steps, my sneakers on the dry river bed, and walked carelessly towards the squad leader, and deliberately greeted her loudly.

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The monitor remained silent for a few seconds. He lowered his head and said nothing as if he didn't recognize me. He subconsciously arranged his long hair that was slightly messed up by the wind. In fact, he was probably using his superhuman vision to search for any acquaintances between us within 500 meters.

, waited until she confirmed this, then snorted.

"Even if I collect ingredients, I won't cook them for you...Have you seen my brother?"

It doesn't matter if he doesn't give me anything to eat, and he never leaves his younger brother. He is indeed a younger brother.

"Tch, I don't like oysters, so you can make beef stew for me..." Halfway through my words, I looked down and saw something bulging in the pocket of the monitor's school uniform.

Only the right pocket has something in it, but not the left one. This is extremely rare for the monitor who is in the advanced stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder and likes to distribute things evenly. I couldn't help but suspect that she was ashamed to let me see that she was also picking oysters, so she saw me approaching,

The speed of light hides the oyster in the pocket.

However, the average oyster in the Daning River is as big as a small mouse. The bulge in the squad leader's pocket can only fit one oyster at most, and it is not in line with the squad leader to put wet oysters directly into his jacket pocket (even through a plastic bag).

Mysophobia made me deeply interested in what she was hiding.

"Who promised to make beef stew for you?" The squad leader finally straightened his hair and said seriously, "How can I feel like feeding you when my brother is gone?"

Hey hey hey, don’t sound like I’m a wild animal or a stray dog! Although my nickname is a lone wolf, I’m still a humanoid creature after all! You think that as long as you feed me beef stew, I will shake

Does his tail bark and lick your thighs?

As for Shu Zhe's whereabouts, I'm not too worried about his safety. He's very addicted to making money by being a transvestite. He might have gone on an offline date with the video chat partner whose online name is "cilantro stuffed buns". Of course, I can't go with the squad leader.

Let’s be honest, otherwise the squad leader should have dug out a sniper from under the bed in the boudoir, shot me in the head, and then hung up the wolf’s head as a decoration.
Chapter completed!