The following competitions were bizarre. One competition was to see who could put on the full set of the Pope's cassocks faster, pick up many magic weapons correctly, and finally shout "Hallelujah", regardless of the decibel level. Think about winning or losing.

"Extremely stupid." PHS commented, "Besides, the only pope I recognize is Saga."

"Who is Saga?" Eunuch Cao asked knowingly.

PHS disdainfully popularizes animation knowledge: "He is powerful and beautiful, and he is the Saint of the Gemini Palace..."

Eunuch Cao was shocked: "Two... zi'gong, two zi'gong, so stupid."

When Eunuch Cao was violently beaten by PHS and Big Speaker, He Ling took advantage of Xiaoqin not paying attention and quietly walked up to Shen Shaoyi to ask for his contact information.

After both schools scored more than 10 points, the situation fell into a stalemate. It was difficult for either side to pull away from the opponent by more than 3 points. I always felt that this was related to Black Holy Infant's intention to balance the scores.

The time is already close to 23:00, and I am afraid that no one will be able to have a big advantage in the next hour. The key to determining the outcome seems to be definitely in tomorrow's game.

With this thought in mind, both sides began to relax, and the delicious buffet further aggravated the situation. The match seemed to have a relaxed atmosphere similar to a friendly match.

Black Holy Infant seemed to have noticed this, and the competition items he pushed to Professor Bai's mobile phone became increasingly nonsensical. For example, the next item was: Go on stage to perform the song you think is the most obscene. The level of obscenity and decibels of the performance will be entered into the computer. Make a comprehensive evaluation.

Wei Yu, the top player in Zhonghai, did his part, jumped up and somersaulted onto the stage, and then sang a folk tune "Eighteen Touches" with great emotion, which made many boys want to laugh but dare not laugh in front of girls. The dean of students in our audience was almost furious to death.

"Shameless. The thoughts of these students today are simply too corrupt."

Zhuang Ni mocked me through the Bluetooth headset: "I heard that this guy is your childhood playmate. You guys are really the same."

The class monitor felt that this competition was too obscene and planned to abstain voluntarily, but Principal He Qimei firmly disagreed. In order to defeat Liu Qianpeng, she did not care whether it was obscene or not.

"Eunuch Cao, you go." I had great hopes for Eunuch Cao, but I didn't expect him to shake his head and say: "Master, I'm not good at singing. I can sing "Eighteen Touches", but others have already beaten me to it. "

Just when there was nothing to do, Xiong Yaoyue, a female man who had not yet had a chance to play, stood up and said with an angry face:

"You can't admit defeat, you have to retaliate, you have to be more obscene than them. I remember that there was a man who had just been released from a labor camp in the Internet cafe who sang a very special song. I went to the stage to sing it."

Ignoring the monitor's stop, Xiong Yuanyuan ran onto the stage, grabbed the microphone from Wei Yu's hand, and sang tunelessly:

"On the twenty-seventh day of the first lunar month, I went back to my parents' home. When I passed through the sorghum field, I met a soldier. That soldier was not a good guy. He dragged me into the sorghum field. Hey, my aunt, he He pulled out his old weapon. It was red at the front and black at the back. He stabbed it into my stomach three times and two times. Oh, I’m in my mother’s nest. It hurts at the beginning. The back is okay..."

Halfway through the song, everyone in the audience was stunned, and the monitor was even so angry that he asked me to force Xiong Yaoyue off the stage.

"Ye Lin, why are you pulling me? I haven't finished singing yet, and he took out his old weapon~"

This extremely shameful and obscene song gave us an indisputable victory, but the monitor did not feel any glory. She covered her face with her hands in grief, as if she was entirely responsible for the failure of Xiong Yaoyue's education. Xiong Yaoyue's best friend Amy also made similar moves.

Xing Xing asked his aunt with a playful smile: "Hey, I remember Qiong Yaoyue was your student before. With you as her dean, how could she be so corrupt in her thoughts?"

Aunt Owl snorted: "It was all taught by her high school teacher and has nothing to do with me."

As the saying goes, "If you curse, the whole temple will be filled with fever." Teacher Guo, the head teacher of Grade 2 (3) class, who was here, felt a little uncomfortable, as if he was the ex-convict who taught Xiong Yaoyue obscene songs.

In a noisy atmosphere, tonight's cultural and sports competition is coming to an end. The score is temporarily frozen at 16:15, with Qingzi High School leading by one point.

Under the leadership of the staff of the Imperial Building, the three hundred participants were arranged to different floors to rest. Most of the people's rooms were of the same class. Only Amy declared that she would not live in a class below the presidential private room, and she was eventually given a room on the top floor. Specially arranged rooms.

The room the squad leader, Xiaoqin and others and I were in were located on the 36th floor, which happened to be the location of the Music Western Restaurant. I once brought Shu Zhe over to have a frank talk with Tang Jiang.

Shu Zhe and I were placed in Room 1, which was close to the corridor. The squad leader and Xiao Qin were in Room 7, which was far away from us. Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue lived in Room 4, which was diagonally opposite to us.

"Uuuuuu Alin, I was bullied by others, you must avenge me."

Xiaoqin didn't sleep in the middle of the night, but she came to my room and cried to me.

"That guy Xu Tianming thought he was great because he acted in two movies. I happened to pass by him when someone asked him for an autograph. He asked me if I wanted his autograph. I was too nervous to speak because of myophobia. As a result, He mistakenly thought that I was his super fan, so he signed his name on the back of my clothes with a grease pen."

Xiaoqin, who acted like a big sister in front of He Ling and others, was so aggrieved that she wiped tears in front of me.

"Damn it, I am the property of classmate Ye Lin. How can I sign it with someone else's name? So I threw away the dress immediately. The school uniform I am wearing now was taken from He Ling. The size A bit big…”

I sympathize with Xiaoqin's experience, but at present, revenge on Master Xu is not the first thing to consider.

After finally persuading Xiao Qin to go back to the room, Shu Zhe, who was about to change into pajamas, asked me:

"Brother Ye Lin, I observed carefully. Do you think Xu Tianming is the naked demon? The more I look at him, the more he looks like the guy I met in the park."

"It's none of your business." I casually waved my hand to Shu Zhe and fell on the bed, falling into a deep sleep for tomorrow's intense plans.

The next day, Christmas Day, nothing worth recording happened until noon. However, when the cultural and sports competition started again, I found that the enemy’s Xu Tianming and our own’s Shu Zhe were missing.

The competition event on the stage was to catch the cat and put it in a cardboard box. Xiong Yaoyue had a great advantage. I said hello to the squad leader and Zhuang Ni, and then temporarily left the venue to look for traces of Xu Tianming and Shu Zhe.

As a result, on the 36th floor, outside Shu Zhe's and my room, I heard strange noises coming from inside. After putting my ear to the door, the conversation I heard was as follows:

"...You are also a well-known actor now. Letting the media know that you have been a perverted exhibitionist will definitely affect your stardom. Since your father has several Taekwondo gyms in Dongshan City, the income must be good. , how about taking out some money to stop my mouth."

However, Master Xu was not a believer in men. He almost immediately asked: "How did you guess my identity? I don't remember seeing you when I was a naked demon, unless...unless you were in the men's room." A man disguised as a woman.”

Then there were several sounds in the room, and Shu Zhe seemed to be restrained on the bed by Master Xu.

"Hey, what is this? How did you get such a thing? You are indeed a transvestite, and you took medicine in preparation for sex change. People like you are called 'drug girls', right?"

"I, I'm not a drug addict." Shu Zhe argued weakly, "I accidentally ingested estrogen..."

"I understand." Young Master Xu completely ignored what Shu Zhe said, "My little brother Tang Jiang originally liked you, you were Xiaohong, and you were Shu Yi. Tang Jiang went to study in South Korea in frustration. Just because I know your true identity."

"You, what are you doing?" Shu Zhe screamed, "Don't take off my pants. You yourself said I'm a transvestite. How could you do such a thing to a transvestite?"

Master Xu laughed and said, "I wasn't interested in transvestites at first, but you dared to blackmail me, and you were the culprit who deceived my little brother. I can't make sense if I don't retaliate against you. Besides, your skin is so smooth, which gives me some control." Can’t stand it anymore…”

"No, no, you pervert."

Shu Zhe desperately tried to struggle, but Master Xu could tie with me. How could Shu Zhe be his opponent?

"Huh, what's wrong with me, I'm just a pervert. Not only am I a naked demon, but I'm also a former underwear thief. I'm a pervert and I'm proud of it. What's wrong with you, a transvestite who took medicine to make her breasts grow? Who are you to blame me? Isn't it the most natural thing for two perverts to be together?"

"I'm different from you." Shu Zhe's voice was filled with tears, "I was forced to do it."

Master Xu made a lewd laugh: "Then you will be forced to the end. After I anally fuck you, let's see if you still dare to blackmail me again."

I heard it clearly outside, and it really made me angry.

I'm going to kill you, Mr. Xu, you can do it. After the underwear thief and the naked demon, he has developed a new perverted direction, directly anal transvestite, I can't let you succeed. , Otherwise, neither the monitor in the real world nor the monitor in the virtual world will be happy.

So just when Mr. Xu was about to say the standard villain cliché of "no one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out", I kicked open the door with a bang and barged in.

I glanced at the scene on the bed, it was really pornographic and violent.

Shu Zhe was pinned down by Master Xu. His clothes were disheveled and his trousers were half taken off, revealing his white waist and one-third of the snow hill.
Chapter completed!