In the Chinese class, the head teacher, Mr. Guo, was speaking slowly about "The Frontier of the Universe". Based on his speed, I always felt that he would continue explaining this popular science text until the end of time.

I was watching Xiaoqin's "Undercover Diary" on my mobile phone below. Her writing format was almost the same as the original Diary Man's "Records of Good People and Deeds".

【Day 1】

Under the arrangement of Hu Xianyong (Professor Bai's confidant), Gong Caicai and I sneaked into the small study class of the Scientific Happiness Sect in Dongshan City. Although it was not inside the Imperial Building, it was a good start anyway.

I wore Diary Man's hooded sportswear, a pair of sunglasses, and tied my hair into a small ponytail, so that the idiots from the Scientific Happiness Church wouldn't be able to tell that I was a girl.

"Gong Caicai is my son. I accompanied her to the class just to pass the time. Others are not allowed to talk to me casually."

With this domineering and leaky declaration, the ignorant believers no longer dare to talk to me easily, and the chance of me being exposed is much less. I am really smart^ω^

【Day 2】

Just like last time, Gong Caicai was very nervous during the class and kept asking me why I brought her here. Originally, I planned to scare her into shutting up by saying "My dad is a gangster", but then I thought about it. I thought: I am a kind-hearted female lead, so I told Gong Caicai that I needed her help to treat my androphobia. Coming to this class where no one knew my true identity was a medical act as prescribed by the doctor.

"So that's it. So classmate Xiaoqin is pretending to be my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is following the doctor's advice. I'm very happy if I can help classmate Xiaoqin. In fact, the law of attraction taught by Scientific Happiness has some truth, although I didn’t rely on it to make my breasts smaller, but at least it made me bolder..."

Gong Caicai is really easy to be brainwashed by others. She already knew that the Scientific Happiness Sect was a cult, but after listening to Hu Xianyong's lectures on the stage several times, she started to make praying postures and talk about the law of attraction. She didn't know What else do you want to pray for?

【Day 3】

When I went to Gong Caicai's dormitory to look for her, the monitor was also there. Gong Caicai described going to the Science and Happiness Teaching Class with me as "acting" and because it would help me cure androphobia. I felt a little proud that even the monitor couldn't bear the sight of her being so stupid. The monitor secretly told me not to put Gong Caicai in danger, as if she was Gong Caicai's mother.

【Day 4】

In order to gain more trust among the Scientific Happiness Cult, Hu Xianyong arranged for both of us to speak one after another to explain the huge benefits that the law of attraction brings to us.

The psychological pressure of speaking in public made Gong Caicai bite her tongue several times. In the end, she stuttered and explained how the law of attraction made her bolder. Although it was not very convincing, the students still looked at it because of the "colored ball" It's really unfair to applaud her for her sake.

Next, it was my turn to speak out. I thought lion poop was better than bear poop, so I took out a pen and paper and drew an impromptu abstract painting to show that my painting skills have improved greatly since I attended the class of Scientific Happiness Teaching. This painting Although it is based on Professor Bai's pet turtle, it covers the vicissitudes of Dongshan City over the years and is of extremely high artistic quality.

As a result, I posted this confident work on the blackboard for everyone to appreciate. Those students with poor aesthetics could not understand my high-end art, and some even drew a cross on their chests to ward off evil spirits.

"Possessed by evil spirits, this kind of painting is definitely not something that humans can draw."

"Help, I will definitely have nightmares tonight."

"The mantis in the middle of the painting moved. It moved, right? I'm so scared."

Art is indeed for a few people. Not only did the students fail to see the deep meaning in my paintings, but they also mistook the turtle for a praying mantis, which really made me very angry.

However, thanks to their stupidity, because I was suspected of being possessed by an evil spirit, I alerted the experts in the Scientific Happiness Sect who are good at "exorcism", and took this opportunity to sneak into the Imperial Building, which is gratifying.

【Day 5】

Although the class location has been changed to inside the Imperial Building, the course is so boring, so boring, so boring, so boring, so boring... I really wish classmate Ye Lin was with me.

During the break between lectures, I placed a lot of bugs in the corridor. The bugs given to me by the shoe repairman were of excellent quality. I hope I can use them to gather useful information.

【Day 6】

I passed by Ai Fries near the elevator. Because I was dressed like a boy, she didn't recognize me. It was really dangerous.

But Gong Caicai was discovered by Ai Fries, and Hu Xianyong hurried over to cover up, saying that Gong Caicai was an old member two years ago and was just returning to attend classes.

Gong Caicai didn't have any trouble with her love for French fries. She even touched her face and praised her cuteness, and asked her, "What do you think of my Ye Lin?" Gong Caicai blushed and was speechless.

It's really useless. If I were the one being asked, I would immediately say: "I like classmate Ye Lin the most. Ah Lin is mine and no one can take it away from me."

【Day 7】

In order to prevent a sudden attack by Love Fries, this time only Gong Caicai went to the study class in the Imperial Building alone.

"Didn't we say that our acting is to cure classmate Xiaoqin's androphobia? If classmate Xiaoqin doesn't come, what do you mean by asking me to go alone?"

I said to Gong Caicai: Not only my androphobia needs treatment, but her naivety also needs treatment. Letting her go alone will help her understand the dangers of society.

"The squad leader is worried that you will be deceived by others in the future, and Zhuang Ni is also worried that you will be deceived by others in the future, so please let me put a bug on you. When you come back, I will help you analyze who is talking to you. I want to lie to you."

Gong Caicai went to the study class alone, and there were quite a few men talking to her. Most of them were talking bad about Gong Caicai's boyfriend (that is, me), and the most shameless one was pestering Gong Caicai Fei. I wanted to take her home and beat that guy up as soon as I left the Imperial Building.

"You see." I stepped on the piece of meat under my feet to educate Gong Caicai. "Most men are like this. When they see that you are beautiful and stupid, they will definitely think that you are easy to succeed. If you don't It’s not enough to have too many thoughts.”

Gong Caicai was really weird. She even thanked me after being scolded by me. She treated me to McDonald's for dinner. Originally, I wanted to sit down and wait for her to bring the food. But then I saw that she was so clumsy that she might... After throwing the food over on the ground, I had no choice but to help her.

While we were eating, Gong Caicai seemed to admire me very much, and kept saying things like "Xiao Qin, you are so awesome", and unconsciously I felt more handsome.

Because I was wearing men's clothing, most of the male students in the fast food restaurant were jealous of me. In order to make them angry, I deliberately appeared very close to Gong Caicai. This feeling was surprisingly good.

【Day 8】

The Wahaha kvass that Winnie gave me to drink last night actually contained a small amount of alcohol. After being exposed to bwk, my drinking ability became worse and worse. I felt dizzy. Although I was not drunk, my perspective on things changed slightly. change.

For example, when Gong Caicai and I went to the Imperial Building for lectures, I felt that Gong Caicai was more attractive than before. When I pretended to be her boyfriend before, I was just playing along, but today I really enjoy the feeling of holding her tightly. , and even pretended to accidentally take advantage of her.

Alcohol is really a bad thing. Classmate Ye Lin must not touch it in the future. Because I was under the influence of alcohol, this undercover operation made no achievements. The focus of my attention was entirely on Gong Caicai.

(Sure enough, the soul of Little Overlord still exists. After Xiaoqin came into contact with alcohol, she developed a pity for Gong Caicai, which shows that Gong Caicai is also the type that Little Overlord likes.)

(Combined with what Xiao Qin did to the squad leader on Angel Island before, the little bully is really a shameless and daring harem activist. He also said that he would help Gong Caicai recognize the scumbag. You are one yourself. You want to be a scumbag who rides two boats,)

【Day 9】

After the alcohol was completely eliminated from the body, I looked at Gong Caicai today and felt that she was not as cute as yesterday because she had a family gathering, so I went to the Science and Happiness Teaching class by myself.

After the lecture, I saw the French fries lover's car in the parking lot. I thought about it and secretly installed a bug, but I was discovered by the French fries lover's bodyguard.

"Ha, isn't this my son's childhood sweetheart? You are so naughty. To give you a little warning, let me pour this medicine into you."

So I was forced by Ai Fries and took the medicine that would kill my child if I didn’t go to the same school as Ye Lin within a year. Ai Fries was so cruel. I was still a high school student, but Ah Lin should be able to save me. As long as we work harder, we can still give birth to a child in one year, right?

"Stop talking nonsense." When I saw this, I slapped the table hard, which made Teacher Guo on the podium tremble all over.

"Ye Lin, don't get excited." Teacher Guo looked at the writing on the blackboard, "I know your knowledge about the universe may be better than mine. Did I make any mistakes?"

I apologized embarrassedly to Teacher Guo, and then whispered to Xiaoqin on the right:

"Your diary on the 9th day is nonsense. How could Ai Shuqiao give you that kind of medicine? Did you really meet her? What did she say to you?"

Xiaoqin made a funny face and made a cute expression when a lie was exposed.

"Well... I did meet Ai Fries. She was generally very kind to me. She also said that I was a good match for classmate Ye Lin, and asked me if I wanted to be her daughter-in-law..."

Hey, Ai Shuqiao, how many daughters-in-law do you want? You can't talk about anything new when you meet my female classmates.

"Although I know that Ai Fries is not telling the truth, I am still quite happy that she asked me that. Ah Lin may be very interested in the next information. Ai Fries told me that she has a way to make A Lin give up. She only likes me. If I help her, she will share the ultimate version of bwk with me..."
Chapter completed!