Although Da Xiaoxiao likes to spread other people's gossip, he is broad-minded, willing to help others, and smiles all day long. Even if I am not prepared to bwk immunize Zhuang Ni, I will help Da Xiaoxiao move a box of cans to the second floor.

Accompanied by a loudspeaker, I signed in and signed in with the dormitory manager. I carried the cans and boxes and started walking up the stairs. Helping girls carry things is considered normal in the girls' dormitory, and it didn't attract too many people's attention.

Not to mention, the box of canned tuna purchased from Da Xiaoxiao is really heavy. If it were the other boys in class 3 of high school, they could barely carry it up to the second floor, but they would probably be exhausted and sweating.

There was a loudspeaker leading the way, and soon I arrived outside her and Zhuang Ni's dormitory. The loudspeaker didn't keep me, a laborer, waiting, so I quickly took out my campus card and opened the door.

Next, the loudspeaker probed into the dormitory and found Zhuang Ni wearing headphones, half lying and half sitting on the bed using a laptop, so he said: "I asked Ye Lin to help me carry my things, don't go crazy and stab him with a knife." He, if you stab him to death, no one will carry such a heavy box."

However, Zhuang Ni didn't respond at all. I don't know if she was too lazy to answer because she hated men so much, or she was too focused on looking at the laptop screen and didn't even hear what the loudspeaker said.

Big Speaker ignored her and asked me to put the can box on the floor. Then he planned to break the seal and give me two boxes of cans as agreed.

I wanted to stay in their dormitory for a while longer, so I excused my hands from getting dirty while lifting the box and hoped to go to the bathroom to wash them. Big Speaker graciously agreed.

After a while, I washed my hands and came out, only to find that the loudspeaker had gone somewhere. I recalled that against the noise of rushing water, I seemed to hear the loudspeaker talking to someone at the door of the dormitory, so she must have been temporarily occupied. Ask people to leave.

(Later I found out that the box of canned tuna in Dahuan was purchased jointly with others, and she was discussing how to divide the stolen goods)

I came out of the bathroom quietly and found that Zhuang Ni was still motionless on the bed. A small white notebook was placed flat on her legs, which was in perfect contrast with her black stockings.

Was she obsessed with looking at the computer? Did she mistakenly think that the person who just closed the door and left was me, and the one who went to the bathroom was the loudspeaker, so she didn't even bother to look in my direction.

After Zhuang Ni became a self-taught programmer, she would often sit in front of the computer screen and think hard until she solved the problem.

At this moment, Zhuang Ni's expression was different from those times. Although the frown between her brows indicated that she was thinking about the problem, there was a trace of blush on her cheeks for some reason. She couldn't tell whether it was embarrassment, nervousness, or shame. Or embarrassed.

I was immediately curious about what Zhuang Ni was watching. The last time I saw a similar expression, it was Xiaoqin who accidentally downloaded a super alternative porn film online in order to collect comic material, and secretly watched it in front of me. Only then was it revealed.

Is it possible that this guy Zhuang Ni hides in the dormitory at noon and watches porn movies? Since she is Lily, the porn movies she watches must be Lily movies. It can also be considered within the scope of male aesthetics and is more expensive than the two brothers' wrestling movies. Much better.

I sincerely wanted to embarrass Zhuang Ni, so I walked more lightly and approached her bed very, very slowly, hoping to see what was playing on the screen of Zhuang Ni's laptop.

Zhuang Ni, who was wearing headphones, was too focused and didn't notice that I was slowly approaching her from the side. Soon, I saw the content on the laptop screen.

What made me very disappointed was that it was not a Lily porn movie, it was just a news web page, and Zhuang Ni was probably just listening to music with headphones on.

However, the picture accompanying the news attracted my attention. In a place similar to the entrance of a church, a girl wore a red pentagram necklace around her neck and a dark robe, squatting on the ground unsightly, and behind her Between the two feet was a burned and watered Bible.

The text content of the news is:

An underage girl burned a Bible and urinated on it at the door of a church in South Lanarkshire. When she was arrested by the police, she claimed that she was a member of the "Union of Witches" and her rank was the "Emperor of Darkness". Her behavior It is to "praise Satan and curse Christians".

I was a little confused at first, but when I saw the word "Witches Union", I immediately understood why Zhuang Ni had such a complicated expression.

I remember that Zhuang Ni once joined a "Witch Club". Does it have anything to do with this "Witch Union"? Although the girl on the news has her eyes coded, you can basically tell that she has an Asian face. , could it be that she is Zhuang Ni’s church member, because Zhuang Ni found out that her church member had done something extremely embarrassing in a foreign country, so she felt embarrassed and embarrassed because of it.

This is understandable. Although I am still very good at it now, at least I am not worshiping Satan like before. If Zhuang Ni had not found her way back, then the protagonist in this news might be herself...

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I said to Zhuang Ni, "Have you always been like this before?"

Zhuang Ni turned around in shock and found that I was still in the dormitory. She became so angry that she quickly closed her notebook and yelled at me: "Get out."

I wasn't angry, so I took out the bwk from my trouser pocket and sprayed it wildly on Zhuang Ni's shocked and angry face.

"Call me brother." Unsurprisingly, I resorted to the "brother curse" again.

However, I overlooked one thing. Zhuang Ni was wearing headphones at this time. I don’t know if she was listening to English songs or something else. In short, my order was not conveyed to her mind, but was sent by someone I didn’t know. words are covered.

"Go to hell."

Zhuang Ni suddenly jumped up from the bed, taking the notebook with her and tumbling out of bed. I grew up as a child from a poor family, so I subconsciously reached out to pick up the notebook, but Zhuang Ni grabbed my throat with both hands.

"Crack." "Crack."

As the notebook fell into two halves on the ground, Zhuang Ni also threw me down like crazy, sat on my waist, and used the weight of her upper body and her own arm strength to strangle my neck without any reservation.

Damn it, this is killing people. When I sprayed bwk on you, what you heard in English with headphones on was "Killhim". For you, "kill me" turned out to be a weak boost from bwk. Will it be put into practice? Why am I so unlucky?

Although Zhuang Ni was not very strong, she strangled my neck very hard, and her sharp nails left blood marks on the skin of my neck, as if she was determined to kill me before she could do anything.

You lunatic, stop pinching me. If the male continues to be deprived of oxygen, I will have a physiological reaction and set up a flagpole behind you. I don’t want to be strangled to death by Zhuang Ni in the dormitory. Wait until the monitor, Xiaoqin, Amy When they came to collect the body, they found that I was still in the state of "I will hang myself in the air even if I die."

"Go to hell, go to hell."

Zhuang Ni's eyes were covered with a layer of red. She leaned forward and tried with all her strength to kill me.

I couldn't sit still and wait for death, so I stretched my hands forward to strangle her neck. Zhuang Ni opened her mouth fiercely, revealing her white teeth, and bit down hard once my fingers came close.

"I'll wipe it, but you'll chew it like a pig's trotters."

After Zhuang Ni bit my thumb, I became so angry that I moved my hands down and hit Zhuang Ni's chest.

"Huh, what a pitiful washboard."

I almost used the same force as Zhuang Ni to choke my neck to fight back, which made Zhuang Ni have an expression of fear and pain on her face, and she seemed a little depressed.

"Ah...ah."

Zhuang Ni, who had been molested, quickly moved her body away, and the hands holding my neck moved away. I was finally able to take a big gulp of air into my lungs.

"You damn guy..." Zhuang Ni covered her chest with one hand and rummaged for a utility knife in the desk drawer with the other hand, "I'm going to castrate you, I'm going to castrate you absolutely."

I quickly jumped up from the ground in a defensive posture, and picked up the empty bottle of bwk and put it away.

When the situation was about to break out, the loudspeaker came back from outside. Seeing the two of us confronting each other aggressively, I couldn't help but sigh:

"What's going on? I left for less than five minutes. If I had come back any later, someone would have died here."

As Big Speaker said this, he stepped forward and hugged Zhuang Ni to stop Zhuang Ni from stabbing me with a utility knife. He turned around and said to me: "Ye Lin, please go quickly. I will send you the canned tuna later. Don't be greedy for this." The one who stuttered was stabbed to death."

Who is as greedy as you? In this situation, as long as I can apply oil on the soles of my feet, I will never look back.

This was the thrilling experience of almost being killed in Zhuang Ni's dormitory at noon today, which further highlighted how precious the two boxes of tuna cans I got were.

Unfortunately, one of the boxes of cans was eaten by Shu Zhe. When he saw that it was imported cans from abroad, he admired foreign things and insisted on having a taste.

I gave the other box of cans to Xiao Qin, who likes seafood. Xiao Qin was very happy and shouted, "Yeah, this is a gift from classmate Ye Lin. I will pass it down from generation to generation as a family heirloom."

"Don't pass it on." I said weakly, "Eat it quickly before it reaches the shelf life. If you think this can tastes good, I will ask the loudspeaker where you bought it and give it to me later. You buy it.”

With my guarantee, Xiaoqin happily carried the cans back to the dormitory to share them with Xiong Yaoyue. Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard that Da Xiaoba bought the cans and had already smuggled three boxes and was waiting for them. Give it to Xiao Qin.

The following Saturday, everyone had a day off, and I searched for news about people who had died of the disease on campus, but found nothing.

On Sunday, a full day of classes was arranged for the National Day holiday. While everyone was complaining, they were privately discussing the arrangements for the National Day holiday.

"Damn manservant, let's go to the island with this lady."

When Winnie and I were complaining about the traffic jam on National Day, Amy suddenly appeared in front of us and announced to us in a commanding tone.
Chapter completed!