【1109】 Don't try to trick me
I boasted that the volleying power of Yin Yang San Shou could even bring down airplanes in the sky. Of course, many onlookers did not believe me.
"It's really an exaggeration. Not to mention it's a plane. I just blew up someone's cell phone five meters away. This is no longer something ordinary humans can do. Young man, don't act deliberately to deceive people. Then Are these two so-called karate and aikido masters hired by you?"
Before I could think of how to answer, several students from the Zhonghai Civil and Military School who were watching said:
"The parents of Duan Shuiliu and Yue Wenshan have been doing business in Japan all year round. The family is not short of money, so it is impossible for them to be bribed by Ye Lin. However, Ye Lin strangely won the battle like this. It is definitely not his own ability. I don't know. What kind of conspiracy was used..."
It is related to the reputation of Yin Yang San Shou. As the spokesperson of Yin Yang San Shou, I absolutely cannot remain silent about this.
"Haha, conspiracy, you should tell me where I am and what tricks I am using. You can't accept just a volleying force. Let me tell you, Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one fighting skill in the universe. It is so miraculous. The effect is far more than that, Yin Yang San Shou is so mysterious that even if you practice Tai Chi for ten years, it will not be as effective as practicing Yin Yang San Shou for one year."
Hearing what I said, the students of Zhonghai Wenwu School present were a little confused. What I defeated just now was clearly karate and aikido. What does Tai Chi have to do with it?
However, the old man dressed like Zhao Benshan quit. He coughed and said to me:
"Young man, I support you if you beat the Japanese, but you shouldn't speak ill of our Chinese Tai Chi. My wife and I practice Tai Chi every day. After practicing, we feel that our body bones are very strong. Where is Tai Chi?" It can’t compare to your Yin Yang Sanshou.”
"If you can't compare, you can't compare." Xing Xing shouted loudly, fitting his image of a bitch, "Taichi is slow and slow. It was originally meant for old men and ladies to practice. How can it be as powerful as Brother Ye's Yin Yang Sanshou? Brother Ye uses Yin Yang Sanshou can masturbate..."
"Let's not mention the success of masturbation." I turned to Xingxing with a serious face, "You can also masturbate if you haven't learned Yin Yang San Shou. When I say Yin Yang San Shou is better than Tai Chi, I refer to their actual combat capabilities."
The old man dressed like Zhao Benshan is still not convinced:
"Practical combat ability, who told you that Tai Chi has no actual combat ability at all. Young man, young people are very capable, but don't be too arrogant. Needless to say, you dare to use your Yin Yang Sanshou to compete with my Tai Chi. Well, as long as we practice push hands, we will know who is strong and who is weak."
I feel very difficult to deal with the sudden appearance of Cheng Yaojin. If I agree to compete with him, he is suspected of bullying the elderly, and I won't be able to win. If I don't agree to compete with him, I feel guilty.
When I was hesitating, an old man dressed like Zhao Benshan walked over to me, rolling up the sleeves of both hands as he walked. From the way he walked, I could tell that he had no martial arts skills and was really starting to play with me. Push hands, it will definitely fall down at the first touch.
Just when I was about to reach out my hand and plan to be completely on the defensive against the old man, no matter how much he pushed me, I would not move, so as to show my yin and yang skills, Xiao Yin sent me an important reminder through the smart contact lens:
[Warning, the other party is a habitual offender. If you come into contact with him, there is a 99.87% chance that you will be blackmailed.]
Next, all the information of the old man is displayed.
[Liu Huayi, a veteran gangster who was born in Liu Village. He was imprisoned for robbery when he was young. When he was old, he became a full-time porcelain dealer. He has been exposed by dozens of victims on the Internet.]
Come on, the earth is really dangerous. Fortunately, I wore smart contact lenses today.
Just now, the old guy Liu Huayi has been saying lines of support for me. I have a good impression of him, but I didn't expect that he would set a trap here to blackmail me.
As soon as our arms touch each other later, no matter how hard I try, he will definitely scream and fall to the ground, and then say that I used Yin Yang Sanshou to cripple him.
Because I heard from various channels that my sister is a rich man, so I want to rip off a big sum of money, right? Today I lost to the two masters of Zhonghai and it was smooth sailing, but I almost fell into the hands of this old guy.
After knowing the other party's identity, I immediately retracted my hand and took a step back to prevent him from touching me.
It’s not good to touch anyone, but you actually dare to find the successor of our Yin Yang Sanshou. Don’t you know that my master Mr. Ren specially developed the “Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain” back then.
"Hey, young man, why did you regret it?" Liu Huayi hid his sinister expression behind his smile and staggered towards me step by step.
I sneered, glared at him with electric eyes, and said: "That's enough, stop acting. Mr. Liu Huayi from Liucun, you specialize in all kinds of extortion, and you've become very prosperous, and now you're staring at me You fell in love with my fat sheep."
Liu Huayi was shocked when he suddenly heard me pointing out his name and address. Halfway through his steps, he was suddenly froze by my words.
My contempt was palpable and I continued:
"Everyone in the streets now walks away from the elderly when they see them. It's all caused by old bad guys like you. When you were young, you teamed up with the villagers to rob the postal savings office and spent ten years and five months in prison. From now on, you still don't repent. Not only do you steal the neighbor's sheep, but you also molest Widow Zhao at the entrance of the village. Now you commit extortion every ten and a half days. You are really an old man who has great ambitions."
Based on the information about Liu Huayi's case provided by Xiaoyin, I read out all his bad deeds, which made Liu Huayi tremble all over. He said without trembling: "You, how do you know so many things about me? You sent someone to investigate me." .”
I snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "A young person like you doesn't need a great master like me to conduct a special investigation. As long as you practice Yin Yang Sanshou to the fifth level, you can predict the future like me, whether it's good or evil." Cause and effect can be seen on your face."
As soon as I finished my bragging, 20% to 30% of the people in the crowd started to hide away. They probably had some private matters that they didn't want others to find out, and they were afraid that I would accidentally reveal the unknown.
"Let me tell you, this is completely a special function."
A fat man standing in front of the crowd lamented that he was quite generous and fat, and he seemed to have nothing to hide from me.
"Think about it carefully. In front of the reporters that day, Ye Lin also guessed a lot of reporters' names. The martial art of Yin Yang Sanshou is really amazing."
"What a miracle." When Liu Huayi's identity was revealed, he became furious. He turned around and ran away from the crowd. No one dared to stop him or touch him for fear of being blackmailed by him.
Liu Huayi ran farther and farther, and his voice became increasingly distant, but it was still very clear to his ears.
"His Yin-Yang Sanshou must be a lie. We are very knowledgeable in this business. You fools will definitely be fooled."
Liu Huayi is indeed right on this point, but my nonsense about the power of Yin Yang Sanshou is just to fulfill Mr. Ren's last wish, not for my own benefit, and I don't want to harm anyone at all.
After performing Ling Kong Jin and exposing Liu Huayi's scam, tonight's Yin Yang Sanshou really increased the fashion value greatly, and I, the image spokesperson, am also very satisfied.
Among the onlookers, a very small number of people already regard me as a great master.
"People say that since ancient times, heroes have emerged from youth, and this is really true." A sallow-faced and skinny aunt rushed towards me, grabbed my hands and said excitedly, "My daughter weighs 200 pounds, and she has failed to lose weight no matter how hard she practices your yin and yang." Can Sanshou help you lose weight successfully?"
I thought to myself: You are so thin, how did you give birth to such a fat daughter? However, I still tried to answer as gently as possible: "It's not just Yin Yang San Shou. As long as you control your food intake and do as much exercise as possible, you can definitely lose weight." It’s down, and I’m not too fat at 200 pounds…”
The aunt's face darkened, and she said with a wry smile: "Actually, it's 200 kilograms..."
Before the aunt could finish what she wanted to say, another primary school student wearing a red scarf asked from behind: "Brother, after I practice your Yin Yang Sanshou, will my APM value go up? Will my cousin be able to bring it up by then?" I play dota."
Damn it, it’s not easy to see a Dota party among the primary school students. Xiao Ding, you run quickly to claim this new party member, otherwise, you will be seduced away by the LOL party in minutes.
I gave Xiao Ding’s Tieba account to a primary school student and asked him to ask Xiao Ding for help if he had any questions about Dota that he didn’t understand. The primary school student happily walked away with the note with the account number written on it. After walking a few steps, he turned back and thanked me. road:
"Big brother is so awesome, he knows everything. Yin Yang Sanshou must be the best martial art in the universe. The Dota master you recommended to me is probably the disciple who learned Yin Yang Sanshou from you."
I nodded randomly and dealt with the elementary school students. At this time, the situation was a little out of control. Several aunts took the lead, as if they regarded me as a living god who could tell fortunes. They asked my daughter to lose weight, my son to be admitted to Tsinghua University, and to show me the way to make a fortune. , people asking for a grandson as soon as possible came to me one after another.
There are also some sarcastic comments from students of Zhonghai Civil and Military School and other sensible people:
"What are you talking about? This is no different from those who sell wild medicine in the world."
"Humph, I guess it won't be long before Ye Lin starts a cult, appoints himself as leader, and then sets up two hundred wives of the leader..."
Who would start a cult? I am already the right protector of the Sect of Science and Happiness, and Fang Xin, who is mentally ill, is the real leader, so let alone 200 leader wives, even if there are 2,000 leader wives, it will not be my turn.
In such a chaotic scene, the five tigers from the Ministry of Justice actually caused trouble for me. They didn't know when they exchanged words in private, and at this time they shouted in unison:
"Yin Yang Sanshou is the best in the universe. He punches Shaolin and kicks Wudang. He is invincible and invincible. He will dominate the world for thousands of years."
Just when they were about to continue saying, "Enjoy eternal blessings and live as long as heaven," I stopped them in time.
The scene at this time was so chaotic that even the aunties who were dancing in the square began to move in curiously. Seeing that there might be a stampede, I shouted to stop everyone's noise and pushing.
"Stop squeezing. Even if Tang Seng is here, he will be squeezed into Tang Seng's flesh by you. Didn't someone want me to perform volleying just now? I will perform it for you now."
Chapter completed!