In the math class B, I sat down with Gong Caicai because I wanted to return her English-Chinese dictionary.

The math teacher is a skinny old man with a hale and hearty spirit. He has become stronger with age. Apart from occasionally teaching us about the philosophy of life when teaching algebraic geometry, he has no obvious shortcomings.

After I returned the English-Chinese dictionary to Gong Caicai, I realized that I had forgotten my math textbook (it was physics by mistake), so I asked Gong Caicai if I could read the same book with her, and Gong Caicai weakly agreed. .

"... Aristotle's wife was a shrew. When he was teaching philosophy to his students, his wife poured a basin of water for his feet down from upstairs..."

The math teacher temporarily changed his job to a philosophy teacher on stage. I seized the opportunity and asked Gong Caicai:

"What happened to you at noon? Did you fall and get hurt? What did you talk about with the squad leader later?"

Three questions in a row made Gong Caicai very nervous. She glanced at the math teacher on the podium guiltily and found that the math teacher was very immersed in Hegelian materialism, so she answered me in a voice as small as a mosquito:

"No, it's nothing. I just suddenly became confused. I'm fine now..."

Gong Caicai wouldn't lie at all, her eyes were still red.

I thought about it and tried to make Gong Caicai believe that I had not become bad while concealing the existence of bwk.

Now is not the time to make bwk public. Although Gong Caicai doesn't like to talk nonsense, she is not particularly strict with her mouth. It is inevitable that others will not find out the truth.

On the contrary, I don't think it matters if I tell the squad leader about bwk related matters. I can even ask the squad leader to help me recover the half bottle of bwk that his brother stole.

"Actually," I said to Gong Caicai, "pure white and flawless may not be a good state. My father once taught me: If you don't know what dirt is at all, then purity is meaningless and has nothing. Intellectual purity is extremely fragile. Don't think that you are also impure just because Eunuch Cao, the Five Tigers of the Punishment Department, or even Pooh said some impure things... Only good comrades can rise out of the mud and remain untainted. "

It seems that I was led astray by the math teacher on the podium. He was teaching philosophy on top, and I was also teaching philosophy on the bottom.

"But, but..." Gong Caicai's pink fingers tightly pinched the pages of the textbook, showing her inner confusion and struggle.

"But I not only listened to other people saying obscene things, but even obscene thoughts that I didn't understand suddenly popped up in my own mind... I must have been contaminated, and I will be arrested by the police soon, right? wrong."

What did the police arrest you for? Do you think they were Indian police?

"The human brain is a very unreliable memory." After explaining philosophy to Gong Caicai, I began to popularize biological knowledge to her, "Human thoughts change rapidly, and they are all produced by discharges in the cerebral cortex after receiving external information. Yes, from this perspective, people actually don’t have their own thoughts. Don’t pay too much attention to a bad idea that suddenly comes to your mind. In fact, other people will also have many bad ideas, but they don’t Just care as much as you do."

"Take me for example." I pointed to myself with my thumb, "I also felt envious and jealous when I saw that Arabs can marry four wives. I wish I could marry forty wives in the future..."

As a result, I spoke a little louder, and Jiang Qian, who was sitting in the front row, heard me. She turned around and glanced at me, humming: "You really overestimate your capabilities. You thought it was Alibaba and the Forty Thieves."

When Jiang Qian said that my happy life with forty wives immediately turned into a bunch of unshaven men having sex, Gong Caicai was rarely amused, but she immediately felt it was not polite and covered her mouth.

"What's the matter with you?" I glared back at Jiang Qian, "It doesn't matter how many wives I marry. You still have three boyfriends."

Jiang Qian glanced at the three boyfriends standing side by side with her, and said coldly: "They are all my suitors, and I didn't agree to be their girlfriend."

"Students below, please stop talking." The mathematics teacher who had finished his philosophy lecture said on the podium, "Now let's take a look at how to do the sixth question on page 54. Geng Yuhong, please answer..."

While the loudspeaker was called to the blackboard to answer questions, Gong Caicai gradually accepted my statement about purity and the human mind.

"Um... what classmate Ye Lin means is that if you have bad ideas in your mind but don't put them into practice, it doesn't count as doing bad things and you won't become a bad boy."

"Yes, that's it." I nodded. "In Buddhism, eliminating evil thoughts is also regarded as a kind of practice. In the information society, unless you go to a barren mountain to live in seclusion, it is impossible not to have evil thoughts in your heart. As long as you don't pay attention to them, If you implement it, then you will still be the same person as before, do you understand?"

Gong Caicai said "hmm" as if she didn't understand, and fell into deep thought.

Since my father was abandoned by Ai Shuqiao, he has spent nearly 14 years thinking about life. He also told me many religious concepts and life philosophies he learned at the dinner table, which made me ignorant of religions all over the world. Knowing a thing or two is more than enough to deceive Gong Caicai.

After untying Gong Caicai's knot, the next chemistry class was in the science laboratory. I took the opportunity to spray a lot of bwk aerosol into a long-necked bottle, and then let Da Xiaoxiao, Eunuch Cao, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department and others I came over to smell them and immunized them quietly.

"It smells so good. What is it? What chemicals are used to make it?"

Afterwards, except for raising such questions, no one noticed anything unusual.

I didn't give any orders to everyone when I was immunizing them, so as not to cause confusion, so there is no way to know which of these people are naturally immune, and which of them acquired immunity after being exposed to bwk.

After having dinner with Xiaoqin in the campus restaurant, I found that the bottle of bwk in my pocket was very low, and it might have been used less than five times.

After telling Xiaoqin that I might need her to immunize Aunt Ren with bwk, Xiaoqin seemed very happy.

"Maybe I can ask my mother to buy me a higher-precision tablet. A good tablet is very important for a cartoonist like me."

While I expressed my condolences to Aunt Ren's wallet in my heart, I planned to go to the principal's building to find Amy and quickly make Amy immune to bwk.

Although it is okay to leave Amy's vaccination to Dr. Yu, who is not a lolita control person, my brother still does not intend to give up this honor and wants to do it himself.

As a result, I happily ran to the principal's building, only to be told by Pentheus that Amy was taking a bath and was going to sleep after taking a bath.

It seems that I had a verbal argument with the Pisces sisters on Facebook last night. I stayed up late because of the jet lag. I feel out of energy all day today, so I need to go to bed early.

"That's it, then don't disturb Amy, I'll come back tomorrow."

My plan was disrupted and I returned to dormitory 222 early. At this time, Shu Zhe hadn't come back yet and wandered off somewhere.

After I locked my bottle of bwk, I began to search Shu Zhe's bed, under the bed, inside and outside the cupboard.

Your sister, with so many cosmetics, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren’s cosmetics combined may not be as much as yours.

I took off the cap of every cosmetic product that could hold liquid and smelled it to make sure it contained bwk.

Having found nothing in cosmetics, I rummaged through his wardrobe again, reaching into every pocket and digging around, but still couldn't find any trace of bwk.

It seems that only the wardrobe used by Shu Zhe to store the props for the transvestite is left, but it is locked...

While I was leaning on my chin and thinking, Shu Zhe came back with a bottle of sports drink. When he saw that his bed was extremely messy, with many clothes that had been placed in the cabinet arranged in a disorderly manner, he knew that I had done a lot to him. search.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing? How can you just look through other people's things?" Shu Zhe said calmly, "I didn't take yours or anything. You think the portion is less is just your illusion."

"Stop being so verbose." I said arrogantly, "If you know what's going on, hand over what you stole as soon as possible, or you'll get a good harvest from me in the future."

Shu Zhe still wanted to quibble, so I raised my eyebrows, reached out and slapped the desk hard, and ordered: "Open that locked wardrobe for me. I want to search to see if you have hidden anything in there."

"Hey, brother Ye Lin, don't go too far." Shu Zhe said with an unhappy face, "You know the reason why the closet inside is locked. I don't want to..."

"If you don't open the lock, I'll break it open."

Seeing that I looked like I was serious about it, Shu Zhe had no choice but to find the key and opened the lock of the wardrobe dedicated to transvestites.

The reason why I was eager to search out bwk from Shu Zhe was because on the way back to dormitory 222 from the principal's building, I thought of something very important.

Even if I confess the existence of bwk to the squad leader, I can't let the squad leader pursue bwk from Shu Zhe on my behalf, otherwise Shu Zhe will most likely tell me about my evil deeds of using bwk on the squad leader and asking her to call her brother.

So, I had to supervise Shu Zhe with piercing eyes, watching him take out clothes and wigs one after another from the transvestite's wardrobe, and at the same time tighten the belt in his hand again and again, making a crisp sound as a threat.

As I expected, the transvestite’s wardrobe contains all kinds of eye-catching and ruining girls’ clothing and cosplay props. There are fifteen or six bras alone, and they are unpadded. Shu Zhe is now himself In stock.

However, after searching so thoroughly, there was still no trace of bwk. In order to avoid the last possibility, I asked Shu Zhe to strip naked in front of me, but in the end I still couldn't find what I wanted.

"Brother Ye Lin, can I put on my clothes now?"

Shu Zhe, who covered his chest and lower body with his left and right hands respectively, knelt down on the bed and asked me tremblingly.
Chapter completed!