A long time ago I thought the name "Henderson Mall" was strange.

Nowadays, the whole country is gay. Regardless of whether you are a magician, a piano player or a singer, if the person you are having an affair with is of a different gender than you, you will be embarrassed to go out on the street.

It seems that Henderson Mall is ahead of the times.

"Basic" is just "Basic", but it is still "Heng Ji". This is because we plan to continue to be "Basic" forever, "Basic" to the end of the world!

In front of this very basic shopping mall, I hesitated for a long time, not knowing whether I should walk in with Xiaoqin.

There are people of all ages coming and going at the entrance. There are middle-aged women holding children, old couples with gray hair, and gay college friends hooking up - flirting couples are not uncommon.

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Among the crowd, we were the only two wearing school uniforms and carrying schoolbags. We looked like students who had just finished school.

Since there were many young men among the customers, Xiaoqin became a little nervous and leaned against me without saying a word.

When she is not nervous, she is quite quiet and cute.

I stood at the door of the shopping mall and refused to go inside. Xiaoqin didn't rush me either, as if she was willing to stand with me like this for the rest of my life.

After thinking about it, I don't plan to stand here anymore and play shamefully. Several customers passing by have already pointed at us.

One of the intellectual young women wearing glasses said to her daughter who had just entered elementary school:

"Did you see it? If you don't study hard, you will only find a boyfriend like this in the future!"

Her daughter took one look at me and was immediately frightened and cried.

"Mom~~Mom~~ That person is staring at me! Don't let me be captured by him, okay? I will definitely listen to my mother in the future! I don't want to get married anymore! I'll go design rockets with my parents!"

I actually accidentally created a future aerospace scientist and made such a contribution to the motherland that gave birth to me and raised me. I have no regrets in this life.

No regrets, your sister! Why do you use me as a negative example when educating your children? Is the contrast between Xiaoqin and me so great when we stand together? You haven’t seen her true face! Don’t think that she is some kind of little birdie.

My good girl! Do you think she was coerced into being with me by me, a bad student? Don’t be kidding! I was the one coerced by her into coming to this gay shopping mall to buy bras!

"Classmate Ye Lin, can I hold your arm?"

Xiao Qin asked when seeing couples who were hanging out with the woman holding the man's arm.

I immediately and viciously refused:

"No! Don't push yourself too far! I've already given you a lot of face by coming with you!"

Xiaoqin sobbed and lowered her head, as if she were a victim of domestic violence.

Not far away, two otakus with thick glasses, one tall and one fat, walked over. When they saw me speaking harshly to Xiaoqin, they talked angrily in private:

"I'm not satisfied with having such a beautiful girlfriend! God has no eyes!"

"Isn't it? We brothers are so wise and powerful, but we are still single and can only masturbate!"

Not only that, they looked at me with eyes full of jealousy.

I hate your sister! Don’t just talk but don’t practice. If you have the ability, you should snatch Xiaoqin away! You pursue her openly and I will not stop you! If you can pry Xiaoqin away from me, not only will I not

If you are angry, you will even come to your door to say thank you for giving you pig head meat!

I don’t know if these two otakus are used to criticizing current affairs on the Internet. They speak loudly and as if no one is paying attention. They have become very close to me and they don’t lower their voices at all. The fat one continued:

"Hmph, I let the dogs eat the good meat! I let the dogs eat the good meat..."

Seeing that what he said became more and more outrageous, I became angry and took a step forward, glaring at them like a jackal.

Although these two people are older than me, and the taller one looks taller than me, I am not afraid of them.

When I went to the Internet cafe with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, I saw the living conditions of otakus.

24 hours a day, except for eating, sleeping and going to the toilet, all the time is spent surfing the Internet and playing games.

Some people even saved time for meals, staying up all night for a week and eating only one bowl of ramen every day, and finally passed out in the toilet (it was Xiao Ding who called the ambulance).

You can imagine the condition of your body if you abuse yourself like this.

So as soon as I showed my fierce look, these two people ran away in a hurry, without any courage to fight against me, a junior high school student.

However, after walking away, they were still whispering something, and they could vaguely hear obscene words such as "black fungus".

I wanted to catch up with them to settle the score, but Xiaoqin grabbed me from behind.

As if she was afraid that I would be angry, she quickly let go of my hand, but she was a little reluctant to let go completely, so she pinched the corner of my clothes with her index finger and thumb, thinking that this way I wouldn't notice.

Already.

Let her go. Looking at her now, she looks like a child who is afraid of getting lost.

"Let's stop wandering around and quickly find a lingerie store and buy what we need to buy."

A man should face the bloody reality. My delaying buying a bra is just a reprieve.

Xiaoqin, who was tugging at the corner of my clothes, suddenly asked: "What does black fungus mean?"

Judging from her confused and almost dull expression, she probably really didn't understand.

Her computer skills are so poor, so she probably rarely surfs the Internet. She has stayed at home for three years before, and is out of touch with society. It is understandable that she does not understand the meaning of certain buzzwords.

In particular, the main channel for her to obtain knowledge is Japanese shoujo comics, and they are also genuine books from Hong Kong and Taiwan. It is impossible for those comic translators to use such vulgar language. It is not like those netizens on domestic comic sites who self-translate

The pirated cartoons are full of buzzwords, and the wording habits are very friendly to the people. Whether it is a graceful Japanese high school girl or an American space cowboy holding two guns, they all sound like they are fellow countrymen of Zhao Benshan.

In fact, a person like me who has no sense of style prefers the latter translation. After all, it is more entertaining.

Seeing that I was lost in thought for a long time without answering her question, Xiaoqin asked again:

“Isn’t black fungus food?”

In order to attract my attention, she made her voice louder this time, causing everyone around to look at us.

I felt very embarrassed and whispered to Xiaoqin:

"It's not wrong to say it's food..."

"Then why did someone laugh behind my back when I ordered food in KFC and ordered their 'Refreshing Black Fungus'?"

"This...that KFC recipe is really ridiculous, and it also has the prefix 'refreshing'..."

"Isn't it delicious? Isn't the selling point of black fungus the refreshing taste?"

Xiaoqin blinked her big, hazy eyes.

"It's fair to say it's refreshing..."

"What's going on! Classmate Ye Lin, why are you so coy about answering questions? Why don't you just tell me!"

"Stop asking, it's not your place to know."

"Why does classmate Ye Lin know but can't let me know? Do you treat me as a child!?"

Xiaoqin is indeed a bit like a child. Talking loudly about black fungus in public without any common sense is something only a child would do.

"Yes, one time when I was eating in the cafeteria, I suddenly remembered the black fungus thing, so I asked the squad leader for advice. As a result, the squad leader asked me seriously who I heard it from..."

There's no need to ask. Nowadays, the word is flying all over the air in various media. As long as you don't say that you heard it from Xinwen Broadcast, it will be fine.

"I thought about it and couldn't remember where I saw it first, so I simply told the monitor that I heard it from classmate Ye Lin!"

Can you have some moral integrity? Who said that to you? Don’t be so focused on lowering my reputation with the squad leader!

"The squad leader looked very ugly at the time. She told me that these words were not nice and were used to insult women. Ye Lin, who casually said such words to girls, is not a good person either. I should try to keep a distance from him in the future."

The monitor is right! No, I’m not referring to the part that says I’m not a good person, I’m referring to the word black fungus which is not a good word in the first place, so don’t get to the bottom of it!

"I must know how the word black fungus insults women! Is it similar to the word 'SB', but is it exclusive to women?"

Xiaoqin became stubborn and her knuckles on the corner of my clothes were clenched until they turned white.

"For example, if the class monitor calls classmate Ye Lin 'SB', classmate Ye Lin can also call the class monitor 'SB'. It's even, and the class monitor probably won't be particularly angry. But if classmate Ye Lin calls the class monitor 'SB'

In the case of 'black fungus', since this word is only for women, the squad leader will be unable to fight back, and then become very angry, so angry that he can't speak?"

No, it’s not that I can’t speak. If I call Shusha a black fungus, she will slap me directly, right?

"Classmate Ye Lin is so stingy! You and the class monitor both know what this sentence means, but you refuse to tell me! If you don't tell me, I will have to practice it!"

Ah? How do you practice it? The more you know about certain things, the better! Black fungus becomes black fungus because you practice it too much!

"Hmph~~ Did Ye Lin see the man and woman walking across the way? They look like college students, and they must know more than me! I went up and directly said that the woman was black fungus. They will definitely not give up and will fight with me.

I'm scolding you! This way I can get more analysis materials and analyze what black fungus means!"

I followed the direction of Xiaoqin's gaze and saw two college students, a boy and a girl, stopping in front of the trinket counter. The boy seemed shy, and the girl looked quite innocent. Maybe it was the first time for both of them to fall in love.

Please don't ruin my innocent love, okay! Two people finally went out on a date, and you scolded them for no reason. How will they feel when they go back?

"Wait a minute! Aren't you afraid of men? That man is also relatively young. Aren't you afraid of him?"

"Well... with classmate Ye Lin by my side, I will become more courageous. And after a while, I will concentrate on dealing with his girlfriend, and you can deal with him!"

"\(≧▽≦)/Huhu... I have been looking forward to this kind of intimate battle between two couples for a long time..."

What is there to look forward to! And who is a couple with you!

"Hey! Black fungus! Look here! The one wearing a scarf..."

The college student couple turned their heads in surprise, and I quickly covered Xiaoqin's mouth from behind and forcibly dragged her away.

Finally, I asked Xiaoqin to ask the school doctor Chen Yingran. That female gangster should be able to tell you what black fungus means.

As a result, Xiaoqin said that she had asked before, and sister Yingran said that it was a compliment, which meant that the woman was very attractive.

Well, to a certain extent, that's true...but Xiaoqin must have been confused by the completely different answers from the school nurse and the monitor.
Chapter completed!