【1098】Heimlich
I leaned the edge of the water glass against the dog cage, trying to test whether Zhuang Ni wanted to drink.
Actions alone are not enough. You also need to add some words. So I said, "Hey, come and eat."
If you want to be precise, you should say "Hey, come and drink." But I am so handsome (Xiao Qin's perspective), the ancients will definitely forgive me.
Zhuang Ni continued to glare at me angrily and tried to turn her body over, but she failed because the dog cage was too narrow. This civilian girl has the guts to eat whatever comes her way.
I continued to shake the paper cup in my hand against the dog cage. This feeling was familiar to me as I had just visited the zoo the day before yesterday. I remembered that Amy teased the raccoons in this way.
"It's strange that this nocturnal animal called Zhuang Ni doesn't eat or drink. Could it be that it's in estrus and can't find its kind?"
Hearing my joke, Zhuang Ni suddenly raised her head and moved as fast as an attacking rattlesnake. However, she obviously didn't have the ability of a rattlesnake to spit out venom, so she just spit in my face.
After all, I am also a self-proclaimed grandmaster of Yin Yang Sanshou, and I was prepared in advance. I turned the paper cup sideways, and while the water in the cup spilled on the ground, I also covered Zhuang Ni's spit in the paper cup.
Seeing that I was not hurt by her venom due to my extraordinary skills, Zhuang Ni's face showed obvious disappointment. For her who was in an extremely hungry state, she could no longer secrete a second drool.
I threw away the stained paper cup, only to find Zhuang Ni's eyes fixed on the puddle of water I had just poured on the ground.
No matter how strong my willpower is, it is difficult to resist the body's instinct. Judging from the degree of water shortage in Zhuang Ni's cells, if I leave the secret room, turn off the camera and release Zhuang Ni from the dog cage, she may lick her hungrily. This is a puddle of water on the ground.
For Zhuang Ni, who has always been proud, this was an unexpected and unusual behavior.
"The monitor has a cold, did you know?" I suddenly said to Zhuang Ni.
"What."
"I mean the squad leader has a cold, and the clumsy Gong Caicai is taking care of her. She has already broken several glasses."
Zhuang Ni's eyes showed worry, "Is the monitor's cold serious?"
I spread my hands and said, "It's not serious. If you insist on staying in the cage for an extra day and a half, you might be able to recover on your own. Don't you, a lily girl, want to take care of the squad leader yourself?"
Zhuang Ni rested her hands on the ground, half sat up, and after thinking for a while, she replied: "Don't try to tempt me to surrender to you. I don't have to make any guarantees and you will let me go."
"Tch, you really can't get enough of it." I snorted, "Do you know that now it's the knife and the flesh that make you the fish? Just based on the number of times you offended me in the past, if my lower limit was lower, I would have been separated by the cage. I poured piss on your head."
This terrifying possibility made Zhuang Ni couldn't help but tremble, but she gritted her teeth and did not flinch.
"If you dare to do this, I will castrate you at any cost, and the squad leader will not let you go."
Although her tone was harsh, there was still a hint of fear in her eyes. For Zhuang Ni, who hated men extremely, having her head showered with urine by a man would be a huge insult, both physically and psychologically.
"Puff, puff, puff..."
Zhuang Ni suddenly started drinking some kind of liquid with eyes obsessed.
It is not pure water, but a liquid with a strong color.
Of course...she bit her own wrist and was drinking her own blood.
Damn it, Zhuang Ni, you are the reincarnation of a vampire. You saw me drinking a glass of water in front of you, and then pouring another glass of water on the ground. You were so thirsty that you couldn't bear it anymore, so you would rather drink your own blood. Are you unwilling to accept my charity?
The 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple in God of Cookery teaches us: The highest level of martial arts is to hit someone without blood. Covering someone under a quilt and whipping them with a folding stool is a very good choice. In this way, it is not easy to find criminal responsibility for you. trauma.
Now Zhuang Ni's trick of inflicting trauma on herself is quite powerful. If nothing else is needed, as long as the squad leader gets suspicious and pursues it all the way, I will have to walk around in pain.
In fact, locking Zhuang Ni in such a narrow dog cage for 20 hours is already a punishment in itself. Although there is no guarantee that she will live in peace with Xiao Yin in the future, it can at least guarantee that she will not come to the Imperial Building to unplug the power next time.
However, Zhuang Ni still tried to seize the initiative at this moment, which made me feel very unhappy. I always felt that it would be too cheap to just let Zhuang Ni go if I didn't do something with her.
Because I drank a glass of water just now even though I was not thirsty, my organs for excretion of metabolic end products became a bit vigorous. Moreover, there was no toilet in this secret room, so I, a healthy young man whose family sells H comics, had to look at the dog cage. Zhuang Ni, who was in the middle, had some crooked thoughts in her heart.
If Eunuch Cao were present, he would definitely say to me: "Master, in "Smart Ikkyu", homeopathy and countereopathy are discussed. Zhuang Ni claims that she will be allergic if she comes into contact with a man's body. If a man uses it as a toilet instead, she said Maybe it's equivalent to countereopathic therapy, which can cure her misogyny in one fell swoop. When your master, Hua Tuo, is still alive and has rejuvenated, Zhuang Ni's parents will definitely send you a banner."
You should send me to the Public Security Bureau, and your sister Miaoshou Rejuvenation is obviously a Miao "bird" rejuvenation, okay? I don't want to worry about being castrated by Zhuang Ni every time I go to bed from now on.
Just when I was disturbed by the liquid in my bladder, the outlet tray of the vending machine next to the metal wall made a loud noise. This time, the water cup that was brought to me was not the water cup from the previous two times, but It's a large bucket of ice-water mixture.
I suddenly understood: Xiao Yin saw the situation in the secret room from the surveillance camera, and felt that letting Zhuang Ni continue to harm herself was not an option, so she asked me to pour a bucket of ice water on Zhuang Ni's head. The punishment relieved her hunger, and by the way, she helped Zhuang Ni complete the ice bucket challenge.
Although Zhuang Ni's body was already very weak at this time, pouring this bucket of ice water might make him catch a cold, but the long-term pain was not as good as the short-term pain, and it might not be very beneficial to her body if she bit her wrist and drank her own blood. .
Having made up my mind, I raised the ice bucket on the tray with both hands.
By the way, the ice cubes in this bucket of water are very dense. Did Xiao Yin tell Su Qiao to prepare it? Does Su Qiao, a pure M, think that others like to be tortured as much as she does? I always feel that if it were changed to the routine of H animation, Su Qiao will become a very active accomplice in helping me abuse other girls.
"Hey, hey, Zhuang Ni, stop chewing on the pig's trotters and look up to see what's up there."
While teasing Zhuang Ni with words, I unexpectedly poured the bucket of ice water from the top of the dog cage.
Zhuang Ni was sucking her own blood and was already in a state of trance. When I called her, she subconsciously raised her head and unexpectedly poured a bucket of ice water mixture over her head, immediately making her whole body soaked.
The black dress therefore appeared more intense in color, like the darkest night. The fabric shrank and clung tightly to Zhuang Ni's body, outlining the delicate girlish curves between her waist and hips.
I didn't have time to appreciate these, so I got angry and quickly poured out the bucket of ice water, while laughing:
"It's been a long drought and I'm looking forward to the rain. Now it's fun. I'm very merciful. I'll just pretend that you have completed the ice bucket challenge. However, this video seems a bit inappropriate for children. It also seems that I am illegally imprisoned, so I won't upload it." It’s online.”
Humans will subconsciously open their mouths slightly when looking up, and Zhuang Ni, who was already in a weak state, was no exception.
So I poured a small part of the ice water in my pocket into Zhuang Ni's mouth. Even though she didn't want to accept my charity, her body still accepted the water out of instinct, and she made a gurgling sound of swallowing.
A small cherry mouth cannot absorb all the downpour, so two-thirds of the water that entered Zhuang Ni's mouth overflowed and flowed down the corners of her mouth. This scene looked quite bad for some reason. of.
In the midst of her busy schedule, Zhuang Ni never let go of me with her hateful eyes, which clearly meant, "I'll settle the score with you when I get out."
As a hard-working gardener who waters Zhuang Ni, I just put the empty bucket on the ground when something unexpected happened in front of me.
Damn it, Zhuang Ni rolled her eyes, her face turned pale, her mouth was opened to the limit, and her thin lips that had just been moistened showed a bit of death.
Unable to sit still by his own strength, his body slid down to the bottom of the dog cage, forming an extremely awkward posture and twitching constantly...
Zhuang Ni's performance was so horrifying that I almost peeed with fear. It took me a moment to calm down before I realized what was happening.
Damn it, Zhuang Ni must have choked on the ice cubes. Su Qiao, you put too much ice cubes in, and I kindly asked Zhuang Ni to raise her head to drink water, but it ended up being a bad thing.
If Zhuang Ni just burps, it will be considered manslaughter. I don’t want to kill Zhuang Ni so unexplainably. Where is the key to the dog cage? Zhuang Ni must be taken out quickly and given first aid, otherwise someone will die in minutes. .
"Don't be afraid, I sent Su Qiao to help you." Xiao Yin's electronic synthesized voice sounded in the secret room.
On the other hand, Su Qiao, who was wearing a business uniform, hurried down the stairs, stepped into the electronic door opened remotely by Xiao Yin, and quickly opened the lock of the dog cage with the key on her waist.
As expected of someone who has practiced acrobatics, his mental quality is very good, and his hands did not even shake at such a critical moment.
"Wu...ahem..."
Zhuang Ni, whose throat was choked by an ice cube, was so painful that she grabbed the gap in the dog cage with ten fingers, and her two feet without shoes were kicking back and forth, like a lucky female prisoner in the European Middle Ages (who happened to be a lucky woman too). Wearing a witch's black clothes).
The man who was struggling to his death was quite strong. Su Qin and I worked together to pull Zhuang Ni out of the dog cage, who was very uncooperative.
"What should I do next?" I was a little at a loss as I had never dealt with anything like this.
"I learned some first aid when I was in the acrobatic troupe." Su Qiao said as she hugged Zhuang Ni's waist from behind, making Zhuang Ni's calves and thighs form a right angle, maintaining a posture equivalent to the "long kneeling" of the ancient Chinese. .
"The Heimlich maneuver compresses the abdomen in this way, so that the person who is choking on the throat can spit out the foreign object." Su Qiao, who was in the same position as Zhuang Ni behind Zhuang Ni, said, "I'm not very skilled, I hope it works. ."
Chapter completed!