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【1080】 Lion: You are here

As the saying goes: A tiger is bullied by a dog when it falls. Animals in zoos are often insulted by humans. At the most recent time, a straw hat man went to pull out the beard of a tiger an hour ago. At the most distant time, I once saw this in a winter.

The naughty boy threw snowballs into the lion's cage.

It's good now. I don't know if it was a terrorist attack or something else. Many wild beasts have been released in the zoo, including clouded leopards and pythons, which are known so far. For animals that have been bullied by humans for a long time, it is really a relief.

Xiao Ding kindly informed me and asked me to leave before the evacuation announcement was officially issued, but I felt that it was not a good idea to go out hastily now.

If we were in an outdoor terrestrial animal area, it would be best to follow Xiao Ding's advice and evacuate quickly. But now we have arrived at a relatively closed aquatic animal museum, far away from the front and back doors of the zoo. Evacuation is not

Very convenient.

In contrast, staying inside the aquarium may be a better choice - no matter what the terrorists' purpose is, they have no reason to release the sharks in the pool to bite people. Sharks have not evolved enough to leave the sea.

.

I whispered to Pentheus about the situation of the beast coming out of the cage. Pentheus pondered for a moment and thought that the best strategy now was to stay inside the aquarium and take action based on the further development of the situation.

"What!? The leopard and the python came out of the cage..."

Although Pentheus and I told Amy to keep it a secret to avoid causing panic among tourists, Amy still yelled loudly as soon as she heard about the current situation.

I hurriedly went up and covered Amy's mouth. It was not the time to announce the news of the beast coming out of the cage. If the tourists ran away in panic and there would be a stampede, the gain would outweigh the loss.

"Hmm..." My sister's soft face and lips were tightly covered by my palm, which made her face turn red. I didn't let go until I was sure she understood what I meant from my eyes.

"Pfft--you want my life, you damn manservant!" Amy took a deep breath immediately after she was freed, and then complained to me.

"Isn't it because the zoo is dealing with a crisis and has partially blocked off the terrestrial zoo area in order to minimize the impact? The US government often does this kind of thing, don't think I haven't seen it!"

"Both you and Pentheus think it's best to hide in the aquarium and wait and see what happens? It's such an unpromising and unpromising approach... But thinking about it from another angle, I can continue to watch what I like in the aquarium.

animals, so that’s the decision!”

Perhaps because of her high trust in Pentheus, Amy had no sense of crisis and continued to look left and right in the glass tank corridor of the aquarium.

Xiao Qin was more surprised: "Oh! The snake that Ye Lin is most afraid of ran out! But it doesn't matter! I will fight to the death to protect Ye Lin from being eaten by a python!"

"Who told you that I'm most afraid of snakes?" I protested. "I did feel a little nervous when I saw snakes on Cuisong Mountain, but that was because I was worried that they were poisonous! Although pythons are much larger, they don't have venomous fangs.

So I’m not afraid of pythons!”

After mentioning the keyword "python" several times, Xiaoyin's search engine automatically provided a set of experience in dealing with giant pythons in the wild on contact lenses, which was divided into five steps:

1. Don’t run away. The python moves faster than Bolt in its habitat. Don’t get entangled by the python, otherwise it will strangle you alive.

2. Lie face up and keep your body close to the ground. No matter how close the python gets to you (such as licking you, rubbing against you or calling itself Bai Suzhen), it should remain unmoved.

3. When the python has nothing to do, it will try to eat you alive. At this time, you must try to make it more difficult for it to eat you alive. Hold your hands behind your head and point your elbows outward so that the python cannot eat you alive from the head. It will naturally

It will feed from your legs.

4. When the python swallows your waist, please use all your strength to quickly bend your knees. At the same time, sit up quickly, bend forward, and try to lean your head against your knees in a sit-up-like manner.

The python's most fragile neck is broken by you. If the neck is broken, the braids will naturally rise.

5. Get out of the dead python's mouth, and then you can carry the dead snake around to show off.

Go for it! This method is a bit scary! I have watched a CCTV program, and it seems that a primitive African tribe uses this method to hunt pythons! However, professionals cannot guarantee a 100% success rate, with an average of three

, an unlucky buddy died in the line of duty in five years!

Although the python in Meihua Zoo is not small, I don’t think it is big enough to eat people easily. Moreover, the zoo staff, including Xiao Ding, are on the move, so they probably won’t need the one provided by Xiao Yin anyway.

A weird way to kill snakes.

I replied to Xiao Ding and told him that we had decided to stay in the aquarium for the time being, and asked how the zoo was handling the beasts that had been released from the cage.

"Well... you might as well stay in the aquarium. The clouded leopard outside has been captured by us. Because it saw a female tourist wearing leopard-print tights, it followed the female tourist and walked into our trap...

…”

Well, it turned out to be a lecherous and confused clouded leopard! If the python also fell in love with a tourist's snakeskin wallet and was captured together, everyone would be happy!

"Wait, the situation has changed! Ye Lin, you must be careful!" Xiaoding didn't know what happened in the main monitoring room, and suddenly shouted to me. After a burst of crackling noises, the phone

I was forcibly hung up, and when I hung up again, it showed no answer status.

What's going on? Are the animals smart enough to know how to fight information warfare, and they raided the main control room first?

After interrupting the conversation, I frowned.

As a doctor at the Love Pet Hospital, it would be too tragic and unfortunate if Xiao Ding was killed by an animal!

In other words, the ones who raided the main control room were terrorists who let wild beasts loose? Although I know that international terrorism is on the rise, but letting wild beasts from the zoo go on a killing spree is a bit too different after all, and I can’t think of anything scary about it.

Socialist organizations will be responsible for this.

While I was thinking, three or four tourists between me and the entrance of the aquarium suddenly screamed in surprise, and one female tourist fell to the floor with her legs weak.

"Lion! Lion!"

I followed the sound, and sure enough I found an adult male lion with brown fur, bypassing the complicated maze-like entrance of the aquarium, and standing 7 or 8 meters away in front of us, looking curiously at the glass tanks on both sides.

, very interested in the bat fish swimming around inside.

"Haha, the lion is indeed a big cat! Look at how it really wants to eat fish..."

Xiao Qin said with a smile regardless of the occasion.

Hey! You are too calm! Although Pentheus’s strength is off the charts and you are a master yourself, the opponent is a lion after all! I heard my dad say at the dinner table that once in Tsavo National Park in Kenya,

A dozen workers were eaten by lions!

The few tourists in front of us helped each other and backed away in a hurry. The lion didn't pay much attention to them at first (after all, he was used to staying in the zoo and was no stranger to humans), but then gradually shifted his attention to the front of his sight.

The first ones to bear the brunt were Pentheus and me who stepped forward to protect my sisters.

Perhaps because fish cannot jump into the air to bite people, the aquarium is not equipped with guards holding tranquilizer guns. Now there is only a female guide and a female penguin trainer in the back row. Their expressions are the same as those of other tourists.

panic.

Xiaoyin search engine immediately judged the situation I was facing and popped up a prompt:

"You must not turn around and run away! Running away will only arouse the lion's instinct to chase prey! You must be calm!"

Such a line of prompts crossed across my contact lenses, giving me the illusion of watching a video on a bullet hell animation website.

Pentheus, who didn't know that I had received hints from the causal calculation program, slowly said:

"Lin, stay in this position and don't move. There is a proverb for dealing with wild animals: 'If you run, it will chase you, if you run away, it will bite'. Let's not retreat. This lion is a lion raised in the zoo. It should not be very wild.

, as long as we don’t show signs of shrinking, it will not move forward.”

"Hmph, a stupid lion actually dares to disturb this young lady's enjoyment of visiting Sea World!"

Amy was not afraid at all and tried to squeeze in through the gap between me and Pentheus. I didn't give her a chance and made her very unhappy.

I don’t know if Amy’s golden twin ponytails were dangling back and forth, reminding the lion of some kind of prey on the African savanna. Anyway, after Amy flashed past, the lion showed its fangs and let out a low growl in its throat.

Roaring, as if planning to pounce.

"Don't cause trouble to classmate Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin criticized Amy, "The lion originally only came to eat fish, but now he wants to eat zebras after seeing you!"

"Nonsense! Zebra's tail is not golden!"

In the midst of the fierce beast, Amy and Xiaoqin were still able to quarrel, which surprised the onlookers - some of them had already called the police and even confessed their feelings to their colleagues who they had a crush on.

"Call 110? The lion in the zoo ran out! This is not a false alarm! Come and save people quickly! Otherwise, someone will be eaten by the lion!"

"Xiaofang, I am Ah Yi. I have liked you for a long time. If I survive today, can you be my girlfriend?"

"Lin, take off your shirt."

Pentheus said to me suddenly.

Damn it! What does this damn faggot want to do! The lion is confronting us within 10 meters, and you actually want me to take off my clothes! Could you be inspired by the guy who confessed his love to his colleagues?

Seeing that my expression was strange, Pentheus patiently explained: "You take off your shirt and hold it up on top of your head. This will make you appear larger than your actual size in the eyes of the lion - the same goes for the male lion's mane.

Its role - if it faces two very large opponents, it may take the initiative to retreat."

It dawned on me that I took off my shirt as smoothly as possible and prepared to spread it over my head.
Chapter completed!
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