"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).

Those who have played "Castlevania" and the "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.

But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of Eunuch Cao and other great losers, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.

Alas, how should I speak? To put it in a civilized manner, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class. It is one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism. It is not sacred at all. Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the skin of vampires at all. , vampires would even dislike it.

Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and shoddy versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.

"Uh-huh, what does this smell like? After the zombies were sprayed with this stuff, the stench doubled. If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought this yellowish bargain."

"Damn it, I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation, but it turned out to be completely useless. Moreover, I was also soaked by the holy water. I feel that my personality evaluation has also been lowered."

The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of ​​using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing. They also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese's mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don’t understand the meaning, please don’t use Baidu.

"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."

"Huang He, your sister, can't you understand human language?" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought. Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth?”

Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, took a long time to gather her courage before she stammered:

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin likes to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular..."

Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods, such as drinking iced holy water in summer."

"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."

"Okay, Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake. However, you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream."

Well, I don’t even want the Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao is really cheap.

I thought there would be no sequel to this episode, but I didn’t expect that the diligent and studious Xiao Qin went to the Internet to search what “holy water” meant, and then spent the whole morning squirming in front of me.

"It turns out that holy water is that kind of thing... I made others misunderstand classmate Ye Lin. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me."

Xiaoqin apologized to me with a nearly right-angled bow.

"Well...if Mr. Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink Mr. Ye Lin's holy water..."

Shut up, if you continue talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other.

Because I held myself to high moral standards during this period, Xiaoqin also did a lot of good deeds to help others out of inertia, which earned me a lot of extra points. My nickname at Qingzi High School was changed from "Perverted Bully" Gradually he became a "somewhat weird muscular man".

At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only in charge of group C, his lectures were explained in simple terms and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. In his class, on Teacher’s Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.

Principal He Qimei was very satisfied. He felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. Therefore, my father’s teaching inspection period was successfully concluded and he would soon serve as a formal physics teacher, meeting all senior high school students. Students are taught separately.

At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.

As I expected, except for some people who expressed surprise at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have long seen that the two of them are very similar, even their legs." Shortness is hereditary."

Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This was something I had never thought of before. of.

"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. How about I take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"

When we were having dinner at the campus restaurant, my father and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.

"Uncle Ye, you work very hard. Just rest at home during the weekend."

Xiaoqin was surprised and said something very sensible.

Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately, shook my arm and said to my dad:

"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times. Why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park and not bother you to go with us?" Just the two of us can go play by ourselves."

Who wants to go to an amusement park? Only a child like you would like to go to an amusement park. I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks. I am afraid of heights.

"That's okay." Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her."

Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.

Dad, you are quite poor and generous. I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren. However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to play in the amusement park. Very happy.

Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this incident, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.

"Xiao Qin, she is just a foster sister. You take your foster sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here. No, I have to go too. If you don't take me there, I will let Pentheus use it. The rocket launcher blew up the amusement park."

Where did such an international terrorist come from? Just now, I thought that five hundred yuan could be spent freely, but as soon as your prodigal sister came out, I immediately fell into an economic crisis.

Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.

So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park. How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City. It is a zoo with an aquarium, because the newly opened Meihua Zoo has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online. Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”

Compared to an amusement park that charges money for every entertainment facility, a zoo that only charges tickets saves much money. This way, at least I won’t have the tragedy of Amy doing the merry-go-round two hundred times and emptying my wallet.

"Okay... well, the zoo is just a zoo. At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you can gather here at my principal's building. I will ask Pentheus to drive us there."

After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left haughtily, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:

"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."

Next, I asked Xiaoqin: "Wouldn't you be unhappy if we temporarily changed to a zoo and took Amy with us?"

Xiao Qin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."

When she left me and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb."

Hey, it seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and adopted sister. I hope that tomorrow’s trip to the zoo can be spent as peacefully as possible.

In a flash, it was Saturday. Nothing particularly important happened in the past two days. Only Pooh, who promised me a lot of money, beat Eunuch Cao for me and received ice cream from me and Lu Xue.

"You are going to the zoo with Xiao Qin and Amy on Saturday." Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you." I'm going to cause trouble for you, but you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, and don't favor one over the other."

"That's impossible." I simply agreed to Pooh, and did some homework before Saturday came, and became familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, just in case.

As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare, his eyes were closed tightly, and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.

"Brother Ye Lin, brother Ye Lin doesn't want it."

"There, it definitely won't work there, please spare me, it will break, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Chapter completed!