If you think that Xiaoqin’s cat schoolbag only has cat patterns on the surface of the bag, you are totally wrong.

This schoolbag, whose first priority is to be cute, has the overall shape of a cat.

Have you ever seen a cat lying on its back and stretching its waist? This schoolbag is shaped like a cat doing such an action.

The white, lazy, smiling cat, after being carried on Xiaoqin's back as a backpack, has two front paws pointing to the sky, two back paws pointing to the earth, and a tail hanging unsteadily below, carelessly. If you look at it, you will think it is Xiaoqin's own tail.

I'm no longer satisfied with playing the role of childhood sweetheart and comic cat maid in words. Do you want to play it in reality? You have the nerve to recite it. This schoolbag is designed for primary school students, right?

Childish as it is, this cat is really cute. On the first day Xiao Qin came to class, many girls who were not familiar with her started chatting with her on the topic of the cat's school bag.

"Where did you get it? It's so cute."

"Hey, when your mother, who is a martial arts instructor, was filming a movie, a foreign friend on the crew gave it to her. I'm so envious. I wish I had met foreign friends too..."

Some people lowered their voices and asked Xiaoqin: "I heard that because your parents remarried, you and Ye Lin are now sworn brothers and sisters who are not related by blood. Ye Lin is not that perverted at home. Has he ever harassed you?"

"No." Xiao Qin answered them with a smile, "Ye Lin is my childhood sweetheart who grew up together. We have a very close relationship. I will also marry Ye Lin in the future..."

I coughed loudly in the distance, and Xiaoqin changed her words: "Anyway, I will live happily with classmate Ye Lin in the future. Ye Lin looks a little scary now because he has shaved his head. When his hair grows out, you will find that he looks very cute."

"It can't be cute." A girl complained, "I don't think Ye Lin is cute even with a double ponytail..."

You just want to wear your hair in twin ponytails. If you keep talking nonsense, be careful I will sell you to Southeast Asia.

Because Xiaoqin deliberately concealed that her uncle was the chairman of Qingzi Education Group, and the principal of Qingzi High School is now in charge of He Qimei, most people think that the reason why Xiaoqin was able to make an exception and directly enter the second year of high school was because It gave Amy and me the light.

It's so wrong. Amy doesn't care about it for now. In fact, it was me who borrowed Xiaoqin's help.

The zipper of Xiaoqin's cat schoolbag is set on the side, so that when you open the zipper to take the book, you won't have the illusion of disemboweling the kitten (actually, I think it's the same surgery from the side), and it's on the cat's abdomen , and a pink oval symbolizing the cat’s belly.

This cat belly is a hidden storage bag, which can be put in like a kangaroo's pouch. Xiaoqin usually chooses to put a kettle in it in the summer. This wonderful design has attracted a burst of exclamation from the girls.

I'm amazed at your sister, what kind of strange creature is that? Is it a marsupial? A marsupial that is a cross between a kangaroo and a kangaroo.

As a result, I checked it with my smart watch and found that there are indeed marsupial cats in Australia. It is truly the most amazing animal in the world.

Wait, if you look carefully, although the marsupial cat has the word "cat" in its name, it clearly has a pointed beak and looks like a big mouse. It is basically a smaller version of a kangaroo, okay? There are simply no cats in the world. There is no such thing as a bag cat like Xiaoqin’s schoolbag.

However, the class monitor has no resistance to cute things. She walked to Xiaoqin's seat when there were few people around, and held the cat schoolbag to satisfy her hands and eyes. Looking at her expression, it seemed that she wanted to be with other people. Like girls, they put it on their backs themselves and then asked someone to take photos of it. However, they seemed to think that the style of this schoolbag was too childish and did not suit their own style, so they were embarrassed to speak up.

Xiaoqin welcomed the squad leader’s visit to the cat schoolbag and said stupidly:

"It's rare that you, monitor, like this kind of thing. Ye Lin made a bet with me at home that your future ambition is to be a criminal police officer. You must be very mature in mind to not like such a childish schoolbag like me. What if Monitor, if you were photographed carrying a cat schoolbag, your colleagues will laugh at you in the future."

"Is...is that so?" The squad leader lowered his head a little disappointed, "Then I won't memorize it. Anyway...I'm not the type who won't sleep well at night if I can't memorize it today."

Obviously I just want to carry it, but your reluctant eyes have completely betrayed you. Monitor, if you are more honest, your life will be much easier.

Jiang Qian, who carries a customized crocodile bag every day, expresses great disdain for Xiao Qin's taste.

"Is Ye Lin's adopted sister a primary school student? She is not tall and has such a flat chest. How can any high school student actually carry something like that to school?"

Xiao Qin, who had very sharp ears, heard it ten meters away. Her smiling face just now was suddenly covered with a layer of frost, and she said gloomily:

"Classmate Ye Lin, will you be angry if I ask my father to sell Jiang Qian to Southeast Asia?"

Hey, I was just talking about selling my female classmates to Southeast Asia, but are you going to take action? Human trafficking is not allowed. You sold your classmates on the first day of class. How can you be found in some shojo manga? The number one female.

Because the administrative class has not been canceled in the second year of high school, there is still a class teacher in the second year of high school (3).

Our class teacher’s surname is Guo. He is in his forties and is responsible for teaching Chinese. He is on the fat side and talks humorously. His disadvantage is that he is super slow and doesn’t rush when the urgent need arises.

Suddenly it occurred to me that our junior middle school teacher’s surname is Yu, and one of the two class teachers is named Guo and the other is Yu. Aren’t they just like Guo Degang and Yu Qian? I really hope you can form a partner and go to the Deyun Club to perform a cross talk on stage.

On the first day of class, I went to listen to Teacher Guo's class. During the class, he went off topic and talked about night blindness. He told everyone that the first person in the world to discover night blindness was Sun Simiao, the king of Chinese medicine, and he proposed using rich ingredients in his book "A Thousand Gold Prescriptions". Pork liver containing vitamin A was used to treat night blindness and achieved good results at that time.

"What..." Xiong Yaoyue was shocked below, "Sun Simiao already knew that pig liver contains vitamin A in the Tang Dynasty. Was it Hua Tuo who discovered vitamin A?"

Teacher Guo was suddenly embarrassed and replied: "I am just using a modern point of view to explain why eating pig liver in "Qianjin Prescription" has curative effect. In addition, Xiong Yaoyue, aren't you supposed to be in class C? You are in class B now. Course, what are you doing here?"

"Oops, I forgot." Xiong Yaoyue jumped up from her seat, slapping the back of her head, "I didn't sleep well last night playing games, so today I followed my classmates to Class B in a daze."

After Xiong Yaoyue hurried to other classrooms for class, Teacher Guo wiped the sweat from her face and continued:

"Night blindness is something like this. Not only people can get it, but animals can also get it. For example, poultry, poultry are born with night blindness. Have you ever seen chickens come out at night? Well, I'm talking about chickens in poultry, not people. ah."

Teacher Guo, why do you need to emphasize this? Every one of the boys in the classroom is grinning evilly. Even if the girls didn't understand at first, they understood it amidst the boys' smirks. Only Gong Caicai doesn't know why everyone I laughed, thinking that my IQ was too low to understand the teacher’s lectures, and I felt sad.

Teacher Guo then slowly told a few jokes, which reminded me of my Chinese language teacher in junior high school, Old Man Zhang. Although Old Man Zhang was scary when he was angry, he was also very funny at ordinary times. Are all Chinese teachers in China so funny? Forced?

Next is the math class. The math teacher is a thin old man who is energetic and energetic. I heard that he was rehired by Qingzi High School after retiring from No. 3 Middle School.

As a teacher at a former provincial key high school, his teaching quality cannot be overemphasized. He occasionally wanders in his mind during class, not knowing where he is going, or suddenly utters surprising words, such as:

"The geometry of life, life is geometry, so everyone must learn geometry well."

Generally speaking, Mathematics Class B is very lively, but since the monitor is in Mathematics Class A, Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue are in Mathematics Class C, only Gong Caicai is in Mathematics Class B like me, and she usually doesn't dare to sit next to me. So I'm a little bored.

"Look, that's Ye Lin, the bird hero." A classmate from the next class with me whispered from a distance, "We must sit far away from him. I heard that he belongs to Eunuch Cao." Master, he is a hundred times more perverted than Eunuch Cao, maybe he will masturbate during class."

Anyone who dares to speak ill of me and I hear him, I will glare at him with the ferocious eyes of my iron-blooded wolf until he feels very uncomfortable and asks for leave to go to the toilet, which makes the math teacher not understand why every time There were so many people in class B having stomach problems.

After going through the "2B Connect" of Class B in Chinese and Class B in Mathematics, it was finally the turn of Class C to teach ideological and political education, so I joined Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue, Eunuch Cao, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department and other large groups.

The politics teacher is a female teacher named Liu, nicknamed "Liu Hulan". The reason why she got this nickname is that on the one hand she has the same hairstyle as the portrait of Liu Hulan in the textbook, and on the other hand she is just like Liu Hulan who sacrificed her life for righteousness. He has a very high ideological level and often makes heartbreaking criticisms of various degenerate behaviors in modern society.

Today is the first politics class of the new semester. Teacher Liu Hulan told us something that left a deep impression on her when she was studying abroad.

"...The principal of the middle school I attended at that time had been tortured in the Nazi concentration camps in World War II, so whenever a new teacher came to the school, he would give the new teacher a letter, and the content of the letter was: :

'Dear teacher, I am a survivor of the Nazi concentration camps. I saw with my own eyes what no human being should see: gas chambers were built by knowledgeable engineers; children were poisoned by knowledgeable doctors; young children were trained

Educated nurses were killed; women and babies were shot dead by soldiers who had received high school or college education. Seeing all this, I wondered: What is education for? My request is: Please help students grow into human beings.

Your efforts should never be used to create learned monsters, versatile psychopaths, highly educated butchers. The ability to read, write, and arithmetic has value only insofar as it humanizes our children.

'"

Speaking of the emotional part, Teacher Liu Hulan's eyes were full of tears, and she assumed the lonely pose of "Everyone is drunk, but I am sober" as a human soul engineer.

As a result, in the silence, Eunuch Cao raised his hand and asked: "Teacher, what do you mean, as long as we don't study hard, we won't become monsters, perverts and butchers."

"Shut up." Liu Hulan glared, slapped the podium table hard, and scolded Eunuch Cao:
Chapter completed!