Thanks to my dad who brought me a big bath towel in time, I didn’t have to show my naked butt in front of Aunt Ren to the end of the world.

I jumped up from Xiaoqin and wrapped myself in a bath towel at lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren, so I ran back to my bedroom in a panic.

After that, my father spent half an hour having a "heart-to-heart" talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably lose control of my impulses sometimes. If I felt that relying on my own willpower It is not practical to suppress the urge, so you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.

Hey, who can't control their sperm? Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk. Dad, you are going too far. If you weren't my father, I would have turned the table over.

What if Xiaoqin discovers something like an airplane cup hidden in the bedroom, let alone an inflatable doll that takes up more space? Xiaoqin will definitely cry and say: "Ye Lin would rather use this kind of thing." No need for me..."

Later that day, Aunt Ren came to talk to me. I was wearing very formal clothes, similar to clothes worn at the opening ceremony, and sat awkwardly on a chair, waiting for Aunt Ren to criticize me.

But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:

"Do you think that the fact that the old man appointed you as the 32nd generation descendant of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"

As he spoke, he walked towards me and cracked his finger bones, as if he was preparing for a battle.

"No, no, no, Aunt Ren, how can I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and waved my hands in panic to refuse.

It’s not that I mean to be modest, but Aunt Ren, as a former women’s Sanda world champion, is far ahead of me in both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is that I will be beaten by a Remember the bone-breaking flying kick that caused him to become paralyzed.

Although my skill in Yin Yang San Shou is better than that of Aunt Ren (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren’s proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiao Qin’s), but that won’t increase my chance of winning, Auntie Zhu can say She uses her strengths to avoid her weaknesses and uses her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.

All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.

In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.

Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today, just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want, and I don’t want myself to be a “sperm”. "Shang Nao" pushed down Xiao Qin, destroying the currently relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrassing the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.

To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, it was what Aunt Ren said inadvertently when she threatened me just now. The word "mother" makes me feel warm in my heart.

Aunt Ren is indeed a smart talker. Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, she already treats me as her son from the bottom of her heart.

Just because he is her son, nothing bad can happen to her daughter, at least not until we grow up and become independent.

I understood Aunt Ren's good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.

I promise not to take advantage of Xiaoqin's feelings for me before I become independent from the family, let alone "kill someone" as Aunt Ren fears.

Seeing the sincerity of my words, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that if I didn't keep my promise, she would never be lenient.

In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, the possible spread of tinea capitis was perfectly prevented.

The next day was Sunday, and I always felt like Aunt Ren and Dad were deliberately not going out to watch us at home. Even when Xiaoqin sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side with me, they were always staring at my and Xiaoqin's hands. Putting it on the open side made Xiaoqin and I feel awkward.

In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself, but I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.

As a result, because the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists, there were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual, seemingly to prevent terrorist attacks.

"You, take out your ID card."

A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .

Damn it, my bald head has completely offset 1% of my photogenic looks. Do I look like a wanted criminal on the internet with a major case?

"ID card, ID card." The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.

I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why, it doesn't look like it. What happened to your hair?"

Hey, in your eyes, it's just the hair that doesn't look alike. It seems that Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while in the foreseeable future.

In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16, otherwise I will be fined. I heard from my dad that his old classmate He Gou The remaining daughter, He Ling, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17 for some reason, and was fined 50 yuan for this.

But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, it was still threatening to use Wu Sheng's ID card. relatively low.

When the police officer was checking my ID card, I forced a smile on my face (the female police officer was almost frightened by my smile and pulled out her gun) and explained:

"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious. I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it. If you don't believe me, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment.”

The female police officer immediately showed disgust. She asked the young police officer next to her to stretch out her hand to confirm, and then let me pass without fear. Afterwards, she urged the young police officer to wash her hands quickly to avoid harming her hair. .

I was very happy on the subway because I used Wu Sheng's ID card without being fooled. Unexpectedly, when I left the subway station, I was checked again by other police officers.

"Take out your ID card."

"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet."

"Don't move, I'll shoot you if you move again."

Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person?

Feeling tired and no longer in love, I returned to the Honglou North Street community dejectedly, only to find a relatively unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, who probably also lived on the fourth floor.

By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .

As a result, this girl found that there was a bald man who looked like an escaped prisoner following her. He seemed to look at her a few more times, and he lost his composure and moved faster and faster.

But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. Besides, it wouldn't be a shame if I, a Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl.

So I kept following her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.

We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it. She called the door and cried: "Mom, hurry up." Open the door, there are bad guys chasing me, open the door quickly..."

I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and went in, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.

"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"

Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.

"Who knows." I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend."

Just then Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter. She heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:

"You and Xiao Zhao broke up. Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"

"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door in embarrassment and followed her in.

After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.

But it depends on the situation. Is it best not to go out on the street until my hair grows back?

The next day, the make-up lessons before the start of school, which the class monitor had long talked about but had never found the time to do, finally arrived.

Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the squad leader also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, it was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time.
Chapter completed!