【1030】 Take the subway to pay attention to safety
From the reflection in the mirror, he noticed that I had entered the bathroom. Huo Jiangdong stopped his strange behavior, said hello to me casually and left.
I didn't quite understand Huo Jiangdong's behavior, and for a moment I thought that Xiaoqin's guess might have come true. But not long after, Huo Zhenbang's blood sample was sent over. After testing by Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and Huo Zhenbang were indeed... Father and son are correct.
So Xiao Qin's worries must be unfounded. Huo Jiangdong looked in pain in the mirror, probably because he pretended to be another person in a hostile organization and was under excessive psychological pressure, which may have left some mental sequelae. .
After the first tripartite plenary session (Xiao Yin and Dr. Yu on one side, Huo Jiangdong on one side, and me on the other), I took the subway home while thinking handsomely about the future of mankind.
Then I happened to meet Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai on the subway.
When I came to the Imperial Building, I saw the back of Zhuang Ni on the subway. Now I thought it was her. It seemed that Zhuang Ni took the subway to find Gong Caicai, and now the two of them were going together. Where.
It is now around two o'clock in the afternoon. The subway is not too crowded, but there are no empty seats. Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai are standing at the back of the same car as me, and the straight-line distance between them is no more than 3 meters.
Seeing me suddenly getting in the car and coming near them, Gong Caicai hid behind Zhuang Ni in fear. She had a certain psychological shadow on me because of the huge misunderstanding at the gardener's cabin.
However, despite this, the etiquette education Gong Caicai received since childhood still made her bow slightly to me and say hello politely: "Ye, hello, classmate Ye Lin, are you coming to take the subway too..."
I just smiled awkwardly, and before I could respond, Zhuang Ni immediately said coldly: "What's so good about him? He's just a guy from the same den of subway perverts, snakes, and rats. Caicai, ignore him, and Don’t call him Ye Lin, calling him Zha Ye will give him face."
After listening to Zhuang Ni's words, I couldn't help but said with dissatisfaction: "Hey, hey, who is Zha Ye? Who is sleeping with the subway perverts, snakes and rats? I helped you drive away the subway perverts last time, although I didn't expect you to thank me. But there’s no need for you to falsely accuse me of being a group with the subway perverts.”
My words may have been a little too loud. The female passengers who were standing near me all ran away after hearing the sound and stood farther away to avoid the claws of the pervert.
"You are not one of the perverts, how did you know that his nickname is Zhao Feichang." Zhuang Ni asked back, "We are obviously in the same league. We often exchange pervert experiences online and offline, so we can help each other improve."
As if to stop me from talking to Gong Caicai, Zhuang Ni was much more proactive when talking to me today.
"Let's help each other improve your sister. Don't make it sound like I'm a member of a perverted group."
In fact, I feel a bit wrong when it comes to this. There is actually a perverted group around me called the HHH Hobby Club, and my dad is a senior commentator in it, and was given the title of "General" by the president.
"Your perversion is imprinted in your bone marrow and soul. Do you still want to deny it?" Zhuang Ni folded her hands in front of her body. This action made her poor breasts look even more barren, especially when there was a shy but eye-catching person standing next to her. Gong Caicai.
In the subway that was moving at a constant speed, Zhuang Ni let go of the upright steel pipe handrail and demonstrated to me with a proud posture and contemptuous eyes.
"The army of perverts that are emerging in Dongshan City now, those guys called 'Demons', you must be one of them. You are one of them, the 'Exposed Demon', right?"
The so-called naked devil is a pervert who covers his face and likes to rush in front of female students walking when he has nothing to do, open his trench coat, reveal the naked body and ugly things underneath, and derive pleasure from the screams of the female students. .
As soon as these words came out, the horror on Gong Caicai's face couldn't be greater. She probably remembered that I had exposed my private parts in the kitchen of the gardener's hut, which was in line with the perverted hobby of the naked demon.
Damn you, I couldn't stand the spicy hot pepper, so I went to wash it in the sink. I don't have the habit of exposing my private parts in front of girls.
Counting it all together on my fingers, I calculated everything, but I just showed off in front of the squad leader, Xiao Qin, and Gong Caicai.
Hey, wait, it seems to be a lot. It seems that I should really examine why so many girls see my private parts.
"Uh-huh." I managed to maintain a calm expression on my face and said, "When the naked demon appeared, I was still in a coma and hadn't woken up. Zhuang Ni, you studied computer programming too deeply, and your brain is so funny. , could it be that I exposed my body everywhere while sleepwalking?"
"It's not ruled out that you have that kind of habit when you are sleepwalking." Zhuang Ni said without changing her expression, "And from a criminology perspective, there are endless 'copycats'. Maybe you heard about Lu after you woke up. I was very envious of the deeds of the naked demon man, so I imitated him and became the second naked demon man."
I couldn't help but said with anger: "Nonsense, I don't have the hobby of copying others. I am very original, okay? If I want to imitate, others will imitate me."
"Look, what I said is right." Zhuang Ni pointed at me lightly and said to Gong Caicai, "There have been so many perverts in Dongshan City in the past two years. It was all caused by them imitating Blind Ye Lin. ."
"Have I become the source of all evil again? Zhuang Ni, are you being unreasonable?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Zhuang Ni suddenly apologized to me without any warning, but the expression on her face was completely without sincerity. As expected, she then said:
"I clearly asked Caicai to call you Zha Ye, but I accidentally called you Ye Lin. I will promise not to call you wrong again in the future."
Gong Caicai weakly interjected at this time: "Classmate Zhuang Ni, the monitor does not agree with giving random nicknames to people. You call classmate Ye Lin scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag.”
Hey, Gong Caicai, why do you stutter in key places? When you called me that, I changed from "Zha Ye" to "Zha Zha Zha Zha Ye". Why do I feel worse than before?
"Just don't yell in front of the squad leader." Zhuang Ni disagreed, "And the squad leader has lowered her evaluation of Zha Ye because of something these days, so maybe she will secretly call Ye Lin by Zha Ye. "
As he spoke, he showed me a provocative smile, and the dark light in his slender eyes seemed to indicate that she had a share of the credit for me being drunk by Shu Zhe, nearly exploding the transvestite's anus, and being witnessed by the monitor.
Both Xiao Yin and Ai Shuqiao believe that Buddhist karma is too pedantic and is almost completely untenable when applied to individuals. However, I feel that some people will still suffer retribution in this world.
Take Zhuang Ni for example. She was holding nothing on the moving subway just to look down on me. At this time, the subway suddenly stopped suddenly for unknown reasons. The huge inertia affected everyone on the train. .
In the first car, a little boy slipped from his mother's lap, a bag fell out on his head, and he was crying loudly; in the next car, a non-mainstream person who was about to get off the car because his shoes were too big, directly He fell down and was chewing mud, but he turned over and got up again. He may have a background in hip-hop dancing.
For someone like me who has practiced martial arts, done horseback riding, and is used to holding on to handrails, the sudden braking only caused my body to sway slightly, just like a drizzle.
But for the complacent Zhuang Ni, it was entirely her own fault and she received retribution.
With an uncontrollable scream, Zhuang Ni's body rushed forward several steps involuntarily. She was used to wearing shoes with a slight heel, which caused her to completely lose the possibility of regaining her balance by her own strength.
Gong Caicai was beside Zhuang Ni. She was holding on to Zhuang Ni's clothes. Now she subconsciously reached out to grab Zhuang Ni to prevent her from falling, but her strength was only 1 Gong Caicai (it was simply Nonsense), was not enough to save the crisis in this situation, but instead caused him to lose his balance, and the two of them were about to fall together.
I happened to be standing opposite them. Even if I had a problem with Zhuang Ni in my heart, I couldn't be so narrow-minded as to ignore her. What's more, Gong Caicai also fell together.
And for me now, I can catch them as long as I keep my body still, but it would be too weird to dodge them.
Ever since, I moved my luck to my Dantian, planted my horse firmly, held the boom above my head tightly with one hand, and spread my other hand outward to increase the force-bearing area, and finally caught the two almost without incident. A female classmate who fell.
"Ah!" Gong Caicai first let out a scream. She seemed to be slowing down. Similar to the scream, Zhuang Ni screamed out the moment she lost her balance, but Gong Caicai had to hit my chest before she could react. come over.
Although I picked up the two girls purely out of instinct and without any evil intentions, I had to admit at this time that Gong Caicai's pair of breasts were squeezing and deforming on my body through my clothes. Brings an indescribable enjoyment.
It's so soft, even the most elastic pudding can't give people such a wonderful touch.
Zhuang Ni on the other side didn't make me feel so comfortable. She didn't like to eat so she was thin. When she was blocked by my chest and arms, her elbow joint moved towards my abdomen either accidentally or deliberately. Fortunately, I had luck in my Dantian beforehand, and my six-pack abs swelled up, so she didn't break her defense, but I still groaned:
"Well,,,."
Zhuang Ni is already tall among girls, but she always wears high heels when she has no problem. As a result, her center of gravity is higher and her lower body is unstable. After I intercepted her at the waist, her body tilted and she almost lost her balance again.
It's really troublesome. Look how good Gong Caicai is. Although she has a high center of gravity because of her breast problems, she doesn't wear high heels at all. After being caught by me, she immediately stabilized herself. You actually gave me a continuous blow. Skills.
There was no other way, so I quickly closed the side-opened arm, put my arm around Zhuang Ni's shoulders, and regardless of her subconscious resistance, forcefully pulled her into my arms.
This was great. Under the gaze of the passengers in the three nearby carriages, I hugged the two girls with one hand. Maybe I used a little more strength, which made Gong Caicai make a small sound of begging for mercy.
"Well, I'm sorry, I caused trouble to classmate Ye Lin..."
Gong Caicai huddled in my arms with a blushing face, looked up at me and said, her naturally curly hair was slightly messed up, and her cute appearance made people want to comb it for her.
Chapter completed!