After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped them vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.

This is my aunt's favorite carpet. Even if I use correction fluid, I have to cover all the blood stains first and then clean it thoroughly later.

Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.

After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiao Qin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.

"What does the house smell like?" Aunt Ren put away the wet umbrella and sniffed, "It seems to smell like alcohol? Ye Lin, are you secretly drinking at home?"

He immediately became fierce towards me.

I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink as much as possible. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.

"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"

"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check in the refrigerator to see if there is enough beer! I wiped it with alcohol...to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first be sharp.

What a tool! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”

Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.

"As long as you are careful not to hurt your hands, it is not impossible to wipe the blade with alcohol, but be sure not to wipe the plastic shell of the handle, otherwise the shell will darken."

"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.

Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:

"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white.

phenomenon, I quickly applied oil and restored it to its original state.”

Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I

We can't even talk to each other.

Just as Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the house, he quickly winked at me, meaning that I must not tell that he was on the line to attend the hhh club.

Next activity.

Since it rained a little, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.

Aunt Ren frowned and said, "You can almost squeeze out water from your shoulders. Why don't you wash them first?"

Dad chuckled and said, "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."

Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, or anger but not anger.

"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"

"Ah..." Dad was speechless after being asked, and could only scratch his head and said: "I forgot, I thought it was the place where Xiaolin and I lived before! The bathroom there was relatively small..."

Aunt Ren refused to give up.

"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for other reasons, right? Don't think I will do it today.

I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”

Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.

Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiao Qin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad

Tell me that the president of hhh club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it?

"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the hhh club has always been quick to follow up? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"

Dad smacked his lips, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then said: "The president of hhh club, according to my speculation, may have a deep connection with North Korea."

"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review for an H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"

Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."

"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons. Who dares to insult them? Isn't their slogan - bomb all the capitals of hostile countries into their capital Pyongyang?"

"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year.

Released."

"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "Assassination"..."

"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will

Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"

"How to retaliate? Although nuclear weapons are awesome, their Taepodong missiles can't hit the United States at all, right? It's difficult to hit Japan, but South Korea is the only way to guarantee it."

Dad became serious and said, "The president of hhh club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama."

!”

Eh? That’s a good idea! It’s much more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other. And although China’s special effects team can’t compare with the United States and Japan, it’s still more than adequate compared with North Korea. The idea of ​​the hhh fan club president is very practical.

""Killing Obama"... is a very cool movie title! Although Amy's pet dog is also called this name, we felt a little bit less fashionable after hearing it, but it is still very cool! Well, what is the plot?"

Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a shower now, and I can't find out Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so let's discuss this movie with my dad.

Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong-un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man".

, the characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers. They were invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they were hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."

"Eh? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama?"

"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"

"Then what role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent who assassinated Obama?"

It's easy for me to grab Amy's pet dog Obama by the neck. I just need to be careful about him biting me.

Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Killing Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part.

Part of the filming was done on the Chinese side, and Director Cao was responsible for the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects.”

"Who can I play?"

Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."

I almost spit out all the food I had yesterday.

"What international joke are you kidding! Obama is black! And he is so much older than me. How can I play Obama? Besides, I don't look like Obama at all, okay!"

"Don't be excited, don't be excited, the Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion, you can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea,

There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao's original script, you have to snatch the lollipops from kindergarten children and steal the wallet of old ladies in the movie.

, spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows..."

"I didn't rape the sow!!!!"

After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.

"Well, Obama probably hasn't raped a sow either!"

"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"

"Can dancing on a horse be compared to raping a sow?"

"Don't worry, the scene of raping the sow was finally deleted..."

I breathed a sigh of relief, "That's pretty much it."

Unexpectedly, my father went on to say: "The rape of twenty sows was reduced to the rape of one..."

"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow? He is such a salty and wet director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts sex in disguise."

Love scene!"

Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it's just a cut of the scene to let the audience understand, there is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say saving a life is better than saving a life."

Build a seven-level pagoda. If you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
Chapter completed!