【1008】 Prepare for cheating
The pseudonym "Conan" was borrowed from Conan Doyle, the author of "Sherlock Holmes", so I thought that maybe I, who wore a high-tech watch like Edogawa Conan, should be nicknamed "Ye Doyle" "Er" or something.
But if you think about it carefully, forget it. Firstly, my watch is only equivalent to a smartphone and does not have anesthesia needle function. Secondly, in terms of font, the two characters "Doyle" are very similar to "Seoul", the capital of South Korea. "If I solve thousands of murder cases in the future in the name of "Ye Daoer", South Korea will probably immediately use various experts to prove that I am Korean, and I cannot leave them any excuse.
After finishing my monthly meeting with Xiao Yin, I came out of the central computer room and saw Su Qiao receiving a group of guests who had reserved the presidential box. Bitu was also surrounded by these guests.
It seems that the son of a business celebrity is in elementary school. Hearing that there is a robot with a high IQ that can talk to people on the top floor of the Imperial Building, he specially pestered his father to come here. This successful man is willing to give up his time and money to accompany his son. I woke up early in the morning and took my son and his friends with me, noisily booking an expensive presidential box, with the only condition being that the rabbit would chat with them.
"Robot, robot, is the 'B-2' on your chest your model or your name?" The celebrity's son asked the rabbit with bright eyes.
"Du, humble human being, who allows you to talk to me casually?" Bitu asked in an unfriendly flat tone, "You humans who rely on the WiFi signal I gave you to survive have no right to address me directly. You can only call me Mr. Bitu or His Majesty Bitu."
"Hey, there is indeed a WiFi signal." Several primary school students took out their mobile phones and started playing with it. "The signal source is called 'Savior of Mankind'. This robot is really interesting."
Among them, a child with a cool head raised his face and asked Su Qiao: "Sister, did you make this robot?"
"No, no." Su Qiao quickly waved her hands and denied, "I don't have the ability to make such a complicated robot. I'm just the front desk manager responsible for receiving you..."
At this time, Bitu planned to ignore the guests and continue to patrol the corridor. Su Qiao suddenly said to Bitu: "Please don't leave. These children will not be able to get the WiFi signal you emit, and their lives will be in danger."
"Du, that's true." Bitu paused and said, "You humans are really fragile. Since you can't live without me, I have no choice but to stay here for a while. No use is allowed. Digging my fingernails into my solar coating."
"Although it doesn't look good in appearance, this artificial intelligence... is really powerful." The celebrity's son was surprised, "Are you really a robot? Is there an actor hiding in your iron shell?"
Making such a rational guess at such a young age proves that this kid has a good IQ and imagination. Not to mention, his appearance and clothing really look a bit like Conan. It seems that this place is not a place to stay for a long time. I must leave quickly to avoid Wait until the "Emperor Top Robot Murder Incident" happens, and then implicate me in it.
So I waved to Su Qiao, who was busy receiving guests, and she smiled back at me, and then we just passed each other.
I walked to the VIP elevator, which was controlled by another young waitress. Seeing me walking freely on the top floor, she was probably very curious about my identity, but she was afraid of making me angry and didn't dare to ask.
With a mischievous mentality, when the elevator descended to the 33rd floor, I said to the waitress: "Actually, I am a robot from the same series as Bitu, but with a bionic appearance."
The waitress lightly applied makeup with a drop of cold sweat on her face. She said to me with a professional smile: "Sir, you are so funny. If robot technology has reached this level, then we will definitely be the first ones to be replaced." Plant a waiter."
That’s not necessarily true. Even if there will be a breakthrough in robotics technology in the future, the first batch of high-simulation robots produced must be very expensive. So I boldly believe that the first profession that will be replaced by simulation robots should be the wives of nerds. .
After walking out of the Imperial Building, it was close to 11 a.m., and I did not accept Xiao Yin's invitation to stay for lunch at the Music Western Restaurant on the 36th floor of the Imperial Building.
Eaters have short mouths and takers have short hands. In order to support Amy's daily expenses and get her out of Ai Shuqiao's financial control, I hope I can make a lot of money, but at the same time, I don't want to rely on anyone, but I hope to be able to do this on my own and in a Spartan way.
Xiao Yin already owns several companies in Dongshan City and can be called a truly rich woman. If I were very useless and asked her for money, she would probably give it to me.
However, a real man does not rely on the sky or the earth, but only on himself. This high-tech watch Xiaoyin gave me can be regarded as her apology (because the reason why the Yellow Wind Monster generation sacrificed has something to do with her. ), except for this, I don’t want to accept any benefits from her anymore.
I put this watch on my left wrist to cover the sunburn marks caused by wearing the watch all the time. Walking under the morning sun, the small square LCD screen exposed to direct sunlight was still very clear.
This watch, which is mainly black with golden patterns on the edges, looks like an ordinary mountaineering watch. It is not very outstanding. You can buy three of the same thing on Taobao for 200 yuan, but I know in my heart that appearance design has never been Dr. Yu’s strong point. What’s awesome about this watch is its function.
In addition to the most basic function of telling the time, it can also do audio recording, video recording, and other things that smartphones can do. However, the screen is indeed a bit small. If you want to use it to watch high-definition movies, it is purely for you. Abuse.
What's more special is that it can also detect whether there are harmful substances in the air, and can even roughly determine the type of harmful substances, letting the wearer know whether he is encountering sarin gas or thick smoke from a fire.
I walked slowly along Dongshan Lake, and my watch kept vibrating like a charm to alert me. The text displayed on the screen read: "Carbon monoxide exceeds the standard, sulfur particles exceed the standard, lead exceeds the standard..."
Damn it, the air in the center of the lake is so bad. The car exhaust smog is really unbearable for pedestrians. It seems that other places in Dongshan City are not much better. If you keep calling the police, there is no point in calling the police. Already.
I had to lower the alarm level slightly so that the watch stopped vibrating.
After walking for a while, because the sun above my head was too hot, I decided to take the subway home instead. That way I could enjoy the air conditioning and study how to use the smart watch on the subway.
Before I got in the car, I went to the bathroom. Instead of going to the toilet, I put on a contact lens in front of the mirror.
After turning the adjustment button on the side of the smart watch, the surface can indeed be opened, but there is no anesthesia needle shooting out from the inside. Instead, you will see a single contact lens soaked in disinfectant in a secret groove.
I am not short-sighted, and this contact lens has no prescription. The reason why I wear it is because it is wirelessly connected to the smart watch and can have an effect similar to Google Multimedia Glasses, which is the kind of thing Dr. Yu often wears. .
Dr. Yu told me that when he first designed this accessory, he planned to use a shape like a Saiyan combat power detector, but after thinking about it, I felt it was too shameful and I would probably not agree, so in the end I ended up with the invisible one. Glasses like this design.
This smart contact lens invented by Ghent University in Belgium has been modified by Dr. Yu. The display pixels have been slightly improved, and it can have a mouse-like effect by tracking the movement of my eyeballs. If something appears on the contact lens For the "Yes" or "No" selection box, I can first move my eyes to focus on one of the buttons, and then blink to indicate the click action.
With such high-tech technology, even if I am a little resistant to contact lenses and reluctant to put things into my eyelids, it is difficult to suppress my curiosity and not try it. Dr. Yu's words impressed me: "If you use it skillfully, this thing can be used Help you cheat during the exam."
Today is Thursday. There were not many people when I took the subway near the Imperial Building. However, after almost halfway through the journey, there were more passengers due to lunch break. However, I was first come, first served. I found a seat and sat there attentively. , was fascinated to study the communication between the smart watch and the contact lens on the left eye.
"Hey, I received a text message. Xiaoqin asked me if I would go home for dinner. I can actually see it directly on my contact lenses without taking out any equipment. Although I can't reply directly to the text message, it's still super awesome. ah."
Suddenly, two strange smells attracted my attention. One of them came from Zhuang Ni, who was wearing a long black dress. I always see her when taking the subway recently. After she glanced at me, she showed disgust. expression, and then walked to the other end of the carriage.
Another air of obscenity came from a middle-aged man carrying a briefcase. He was standing in the middle of the carriage, staring uncertainly at the women nearby. The index and middle fingers of his right hand seemed to have been injured and could not be fully straightened. , like chicken feet that have expired.
Hey, I remember that on the first day when Xiaoqin came to No. 28 Middle School, she was molested by a middle-aged man on the subway. At that time, Xiaoqin used her hands to break up the muscles and bones to deal with the subway pervert, saying that he was being kept for safekeeping. My index finger and middle finger cannot be used normally for a month...
Wow, it's not just a month, it's been almost two or three years, and this guy's right hand hasn't returned to normal yet, and what is he trying to do in a sneaky way? He hasn't learned his lesson yet, and he wants to take advantage of the many people in the subway to reach out. A salty pig's knuckle?
Chapter completed!