【1002】 Passing Gong
After learning that there was a tiger in the back of Qingzi High School, Amy quickly formed a "Tiger Hunting Tonight" team in order to prevent any students from being eaten, which would cause her prestige as a "principal" to decline, and planned to kill the tiger tonight, and then The skin was peeled off and used as a carpet.
In order to keep the tiger skin as intact as possible, she did not plan to use large-caliber guns, but instead used a traditional tiger hunting method passed down by local villagers.
If you don’t ask, you don’t know. It turns out that the Jiangbei School District in Dongshan City was really plagued by tigers during the Anti-Japanese War, and there was even a tragedy where tigers entered the house during the day and ate people.
At that time, in order to eliminate tigers, local hunters showed their talents. One of the three fathers and sons of one family were especially good at this. The specific tactics were to each bring a large shield woven with old vines and a hammer. After confronting the tiger, , the three people quickly formed a triangle formation to outflank the tiger, and took turns beating the tiger with hammers. Once the tiger rushed towards them, they covered their bodies with large shields and huddled up to save their lives. The other two people quickly supported and continued to beat the tiger.
Money can make all the difference, and the ancestral relics regarded as family heirlooms by a certain villager, three pairs of vine shields and three hammers, were easily bought by Amy with money, and then distributed to Pentheus, 004 and 005. Used to hunt tigers.
It’s really turning the tables on the times. In this era of guns, cannons and nuclear bombs, they actually use rattan shields and hammers to deal with tigers. Amy’s actions are not much different from those of capitalists who have no blood or tears. Although Peng With Thoth's vine shield and hammer, he might be able to deal with the tiger alone...
First, because he could not convince the willful Amy, and secondly, because he felt it was necessary to verify whether there were any dangerous beasts in the back mountain, Pentheus took his shield and hammer, took off his suit, and prepared to search the mountain overnight.
The two brothers 004 and 005 were neither as strong nor as courageous as Pentheus. They took the vine shields and hammers that Amy had given them and looked at each other. They felt that they had come all the way to China to fight tigers with cold weapons. The craftsmanship is very good.
I know that 004 and 005 are FBI undercover agents. Counting the time I was in coma, they have been Amy's bodyguards for more than two years, and I don't know what valuable information they have obtained for the US government.
While Pentheus was talking to Amy, I called 004 and 005 aside and said:
"You have also seen that working as a bodyguard under Amy is often life-threatening. Now Ai Shuqiao no longer needs my blood, which means that she has achieved initial results in the United States. It doesn't make much sense for you to stay in China. Well, why don't you report it to your superiors and transfer him back to the United States as soon as possible? It's better than being eaten by a tiger or a black bear for no reason one day."
After listening to my suggestion, 004's eyes flashed with tears, and he couldn't help but be moved: "You are right, Miss Amy has not used us as agents in the past two years. At first, we thought that our undercover identity had been discovered. , and later found out that she was like this to all bodyguards, and I had never had such a hard time working undercover with Mexican drug dealers before."
005 frowned, moved to a place that blocked Amy's field of vision, and said seriously:
"Don't complain. For the sake of the country, there is nothing we can do about it. Our colleague once hid in an empty tree trunk to deliver information, but his superiors forgot about him, and he died in vain...
Damn it, how did you sacrifice yourself and starve to death? America, you claim to be the beacon of human civilization, why are you so inhumane to your own agents? It seems that the politics teacher is right, the capitalist world is in dire straits.
The reason why 004 and 005 are still stranded in China is that they are worried that a sudden evacuation will make Ai Shuqiao suspicious, and they feel that the incredible intelligence displayed by the causal calculation program is of great significance to modern warfare, and it is necessary to monitor its next step nearby. develop.
I must say here that Chinese agents are not just idlers. Shortly after I woke up, the dream-synchronized earplugs disappeared. I don’t know if they were taken away by the water bill collector or the courier. , in short, it must have ended up in the hands of China’s National Security Bureau.
In order to hunt the tiger, Amy organized a huge team with great momentum. However, the weather was unfavorable. It rained heavily after dinner that day, making it inconvenient to go out, so the tiger escaped.
After a heavy rain, the sun was blazing the next day, and even the most expensive sunscreen could not withstand the intensity of ultraviolet rays. Amy was very disappointed. She not only wanted to use the tiger skin as decoration, but also wanted to see Pentheus and others with her own eyes. During the tiger hunting process, the weather kept working against her.
Using this time, Dr. Yu detected from the blood sample stained by the toothpick that what I met in the back mountain was a female Siberian tiger.
Was it a tigress? Although the wild Siberian tiger is not as rare as the South China tiger, it is still considered a national first-level protected animal. I can't watch Amy and others beating it to death.
"If you can capture it alive, you must capture it alive." I told Dr. Yu and Pentheus. "It is obviously not appropriate to let it stay in the back mountain, but it is not necessary to kill it. It is not appropriate to use the maximum dose of anesthesia needle to force the rabbit." Can you anesthetize the elephant? Now is the time to use it and let it follow."
Dr. Yu shrugged his shoulders and said with a wry smile: "Two years ago, the rabbit was captured by the causal calculation program, so Miss Amy thought it was unsafe and locked it up for a while. Later, the causal calculation program felt that the rabbit was hers. As a compatriot, I bought Bitu, and now Bitu works as a security guard for the causal calculation program on the top floor of the Imperial Building."
So that's it, no wonder I haven't seen it for a while, but since both the Rabbit and the causal calculation program use the code written by Fang Xin, they are at least blood relatives, and staying together is a good time for family reunion.
"I will not harm Miss Susan's life." It only took half a day for Pentheus to name the female Siberian tiger. "All life is a gift from God. Once we successfully capture it, we will contact China The wildlife conservation agency moved it to a forest away from people to live."
With Pentheus's guarantee, I feel more at ease.
Amy's formation of the "Tiger Hunting Advance Team" soon reached the ears of the monitors and others, and He Qimei, the principal of Qingzi High School, also heard about it.
"Although my ancestors did hunt tigers, times have changed." The squad leader said, "If possible, I hope to move it to another place to live as peacefully as possible. In addition...Ye Lin is so popular with animals. Can a tiger come to him to pull out its thorns?"
His tone sounded like he was very, very envious of me, and he didn't know what there was to be envious about because I was almost scared to the point of peeing.
The night she learned that there was a tiger in the back mountain, Gong Caicai had a nightmare that she was eaten by a tiger. The squad leader had to sing a lullaby to her to coax her back to sleep.
Da Xiaoxiao announced the news in a high-profile manner on his Weibo, using the popular format of "How are my classmates doing?" and successfully added a lot of fans, but this time it was different from the one with Cuisongshan Blue Morpho Butterfly. Likewise, no one came to the back mountain to catch the tiger after hearing about it.
"Is life so big that even tigers won't eat him?" Zhuang Ni expressed her disappointment that I didn't die from the tiger's mouth. "But I can understand why the female Siberian tiger didn't eat him. The smell of men is really disgusting." "
"This tiger must... must be caught by our school, and we must not let the bastards from Zhonghai Civil and Military School get the lead." Principal He Qimei was very excited. She seemed to hate Zhonghai Civil and Military School more than the average student.
August 1st arrived in a blink of an eye, and the tiger was still staying well in the back mountain. Pentheus asked the locals to be his guides and patrolled the back mountain, but did not find any trace of the tiger.
And this day is also Mr. Ren’s birthday. Whether as a disciple or from Aunt Ren’s side, I must go to congratulate him.
The birthday party was a family banquet held at Ren Hongde's place. Now Ren Hongde is very rude to me and asked me to call him uncle when we met. However, Aunt Ren never asked me to call her mother. Although I don't object in my heart, I still can't. I'm a little embarrassed, so I'll call you the same as before.
At the family dinner, I also saw my eldest cousin Ren Peng, who had obviously lost weight after undergoing electrotherapy at the Internet Addiction Treatment Center. He was half sunk in the sofa, looking depressed.
"Cousin, otherwise... you are just idle at home. Come with us to the mountains to catch tigers another day."
With my encouragement, Xiaoqin was able to have a normal conversation with her cousin. Although her suggestions were a bit unreliable, they were probably helpful to improve Ren Peng's mood.
"No." Aunt Ren stopped her from the side, "Since you discovered that there is a tiger in the back mountain, you should stay away. Are you seeking death by deliberately approaching? After your father heard about the incident of you being followed by a tiger, how many people did he have? Worried, you know."
Indeed, when my father heard that a tiger was looking for me to pull out its thorns, he was so frightened that he almost had a heart attack, and I had to comfort him for a long time.
As today's birthday boy, Mr. Ren is already eighty-three years old. He smiled when he saw me. He didn't let me call him grandpa like Xiaoqin did. Instead, he asked me to call him master. He also specially asked me to add This is the etiquette of kowtow and apprenticeship.
After sharing the cake, Mr. Ren called me to an unoccupied guest room. I thought he was going to secretly teach me some special skills, but he just sat and chatted with me. He mentioned many times that "Hongli has finally found her." Now that I have found a man who is willing to treat her sincerely, I have settled my worries."
The years are ruthless. In just two years, Mr. Ren's energy is not as good as before, and his memory has also declined severely. Even if Ren Hongde recruits famous doctors and uses various supplements for his father, the effect is minimal. Now, even indoors, Ren The old man cannot do without the crutch in his hand.
"Haha, these are all internal injuries I suffered when I was young." Mr. Ren is very indifferent to matters of life and death. "I am very lucky to live to be over eighty years old before having an attack."
After coughing a few times, Mr. Ren looked at me with loving eyes and said, "Little Yezi, you are now considered a member of my family. You must study and practice Yin Yang Sanshou diligently and pass it on to me." , don’t let the skills of our ancestors be cut off, you know.”
I wondered: "It would be more appropriate to let Aunt Ren or Xiaoqin inherit Yin Yang Sanshou. After all, I am from a foreigner..."
Mr. Ren shook his head, "Their bodies are not suitable for Yin Yang Sanshou, and none of them listen to me. Listen carefully. Starting from your generation, I have broken the ancestors' Yin Yang Sanshou and do not pass on their surnames." It’s a rule, so you don’t have to abide by it in the future, and... you not only want to pass on Yin Yang Sanshou to me, but also make it flourish. No matter what, you can’t lose to Tai Chi. From now on, when you meet the disciples of Tai Chi, you will Beat him hard indiscriminately until he admits defeat and admits that our Yin Yang Sanshou is the best."
Mr. Ren's request was outrageous, but seeing that his breath was weak and his complexion was sallow, I couldn't bear to refuse this old man, so I had to temporarily agree.
Chapter completed!