【1000】 Tiger and Tiger
Shu Zhe explained to his sister and asked her to give up the idea of letting him move out of the 222 dormitory, I still felt very depressed.
Although I said a lot of things I didn't have in mind after getting drunk, the culprit was Shu Zhe. Without him framed me with a drink mixed with white wine, and without him pretending to be a sister to force me to apologize, there would be no next thing.
Shu Zhe knew that he could not spare him after he woke up, so he left the school gate and planned to spend the night at his uncle's house tonight, at least he wouldn't sleep with me in the same dormitory tonight.
I didn't call him back either. Anyway, the monks can't run away, and Uncle Fireball's place may not be a paradise. When I was normal, I would never burst into Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums, but Uncle Fireball may not be sure.
The squad leader, who was originally worried about my health, began to feel that I had fully recovered and was overenerable, after I molested Winnie, peeked at the squad leader changing clothes, and almost raped Shu Zhe, and I began to feel that I had recovered from my health in full and was suspected of being overenerable. I should be guarded against it to a certain extent.
At 5 and 6 pm, the summer sun was still abundant. I took out the courtyard wall of Qingzi High School alone and planned to go to the back mountain to relax.
When I passed the gardener's cottage and the soilless plantation, I saw Winnie jumping and picking apricots and peaches, which was said to be taken back for Xiaoqin in the dormitory.
"Xiaoqin doesn't like peaches." I told Winnie, "Just pick only the part of peaches you eat, and they will rot if you pick too much."
"Ha, I'm a couple. I know very much in detail what the other party likes to eat."
Winnie laughed.
"We are still closer to a sibling relationship than a couple relationship."
Xiaoqin's reason for hating peaches was related to the fact that we were stealing peaches together when we were young. Because we were rubbed by peach wool, we had psychological shadows. It's not that we don't like the taste of peaches, but at least Xiaoqin is not repulsive of canned peaches.
There was no one else near the gardener's hut. The squad leader seemed to have gone to the library with Gong Caicai. Winnie chatted with me casually, and mentioned that at 2 or 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Zhuang Ni came to the gardener's hut and reminded the squad leader that he could not eat could be given to his brother and me. Then the squad leader had the idea of delivering fruits.
Hey, Zhuang Ni is so kind, do she care about whether I have any fruits to eat in hot weather? What role did she play when the squad leader "catches" me and Shu Zhe, and she always feels that she has a contribution.
With such a guess, I climbed the lush back mountain alone.
Although it is not as big as Cuisong Mountain, as the back mountain of a school, the scale is also amazing. I have estimated that the height can reach half of Cuisong Mountain.
Before Qingzi High School was founded, the mountain had no special name. Because of its high plant coverage, it was once called "Green Yashan" by nearby villagers. However, since their village chief was cuckolded by his wife, this title has been banned. Now, students from Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School have unified this mountain as "Back Mountain".
I forgot to say before that because the back mountain is large, it spans the backyards of Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School. It is the common back mountain of the two schools. Sometimes students from the two schools will meet each other on the back mountain with enemies on the narrow road. At this time, Qingzi High School is most likely to suffer losses.
I am very skilled and brave, and I am not worried about meeting the guy from Zhonghai Civil and Military School. Anyway, even if there are too many people on the other side, I can still run away alone.
Today I came to the back mountain, and even if I was relaxing, I would have been able to explore the road.
The development level of the back mountain is lower than that of Cuisong Mountain. Cuisong Mountain has toilets at least on the mountainside and artificially dug stone steps, while the back mountain is not available. It is obvious that the school does not support students to climb mountains and play.
However, the curiosity factor in young people's bodies is difficult to suppress. Take me as an example. I am extremely happy that there are no stone steps. It is a rare blessing to be able to enjoy such an original natural landscape in the city.
There were neither street signs nor guides, I stopped and immersed my body and mind in nature, and gradually abandoned my daily worries.
The ground is covered with green grass and forests, and the thick trunks of the species I cannot recognize support the exaggerated canopy and cast precious shade in summer.
"If you come here for a picnic, you should be in a good mood." I said to myself, "Even if you run to the bottom of the tree to read a book, your learning effect should be better than staying in the house."
"Ah, ah,."
I don’t know if it was a crow or a magpies, but I was clamoring loudly on the top of the tree, and I felt very happy.
Suddenly I thought of what Winnie mentioned, and the rumors of South China tigers appearing in the back mountain, and I couldn't help but laugh.
"How is it possible? Humans are all scaring themselves. Take sharks as an example. There are less than 20 people who die in the mouth of sharks every year, but nearly 20,000 sharks killed by humans. Even if there are tigers in the back mountain, they will have moved with their bags and skins after they find that humans are approaching. Otherwise, the best outcome will be to be locked in a zoo, and they may turn into tiger bone paste or something like that."
With contempt for leaving unreliable messages, I decided to learn to scream the wolf to see if I could lead the tiger out.
In terms of imitating animals, in addition to learning cats and dogs, I have the deepest skills in learning wolf chirping.
When I was watching "Animal World" explained by Zhao Zhongxiang at my grandfather's house, I thought the Arctic wolf living in Canada and northern Greenland were cool and handsome, so I deliberately imitated their calls.
Whenever this happens, the cats around me look at me with confusion and contempt, while the big yellow dog raised by my grandfather's home stood up and fled like crazy. Perhaps it is because the genes of canines have memories of fearing wolves, while cats are relatively slow in this regard.
Of course, it is not ruled out that cats have a high IQ. They understand that I learned the call of wolves, not real wolves.
At this time, I had probably walked up the hillside. I saw that there was no one outside, closed my eyes and took a deep breath, then stretched my neck, and sang like a lonely wolf in the night moon.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yes, my skills have been wasted for so long, but my skills are still as good as before. With my throat, 40% of the ornamental dogs are scared by me. I have also used this skill to scare the carriage that pulls coal. Of course, the final result is that my grandfather compensated others for money and bought all the coals that were thrown off by the shocked horse...
Apart from a few bird songs, the back mountain was silent, and my wolf howls were far away and long, but it did not attract tigers.
Nonsense, because there are no tigers at all. If there were tigers in this back mountain shared by Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Civil and Military School, if there were tigers inhabiting, some students would have been eaten long ago. How could everyone be brave enough to come here for a picnic or date?
However, just when I was tired of playing the trick of teasing the tiger and was about to turn around and go down the mountain, I felt a strange sound of wind blowing down from the top of the mountain.
There is a saying in the cartoon "The Legend of Heavenly Book": Clouds come from the dragon and wind come from the tiger, which refers to the auspicious clouds all over the body when Lord Long goes out, and Lord Tiger will bring out the sound of hunting wind when Lord Tiger goes out.
"Ah... it's just a coincidence. It's windy or something, it's just a change in the airflow caused by low air pressure."
I murmured to myself with a little restlessness.
"If you want to see a tiger, you will come out. It's not that coincidental. And there is no scientific evidence that you can summon tigers by learning to call them. Tigers and wolves are not in good terms. As the saying goes, "Collabor in a collusion," there is no tiger. Brother Tiger, do you think..."
While I was nervously comforting myself, I walked quickly down the mountain, but the feeling of being followed by large animals was lingering and followed like a nightmare.
"Wow...wow..."
Gradually, the fear became substantial, and I could already hear the sound of a huge meat mat stepping on the grass.
"I rub it... the director's plot is wrong." I thought with sweat on my neck, "I'm just an ordinary boy who has never saved the world even when I was 16 years old. I've done some bad things, but it's not going to be eaten by a tiger. Moreover, this tiger has been hidden in the back mountain for so many years, so many students who have passed by don't eat it, just waiting to eat me. It's too persistent."
No, the creature tracking me could not be a tiger, I could not be so unlucky, this must be someone's joke on me.
It’s Xiaoqin, it must be Xiaoqin. When you hear me crying, you will know what I’m thinking. Then you hide behind the tree quietly and make a sound. Look at my scared look, I almost got deceived by you.
At this moment, the strange sound behind me was getting closer, and I even had the illusion that the tiger whiskers were rubbing against my back.
"Hmph, don't think you can scare me by taking a dogtail grass."
I shouted and turned around and was about to scare Xiaoqin, but I found that Xiaoqin was wearing a little thick makeup today.
Hey, in the summer, wearing such a yellow and white fur coat, and walking with four legs, Xiaoqin, are you hot? And why is your face as big as a washbasin? There are still many strange stripes on your face, especially the word "king" on your forehead...
Damn, this is not Xiaoqin, it is a big tiger with white forehead and eyes. It really is a tiger. Although it is not a South China tiger, its weight is probably above the average South China tiger, at least 250 kilograms. I don’t have any pressure to eat it.
The fear grabbed me from head to toe, making me unable to describe its specific appearance, and all my consciousness was concentrated on the tiger's amber eyeball.
When the tiger saw me stop, it stopped, and its gaze was staring at me almost parallel to me, reminding me of many great characters including Wu Song, Li Kui, and Wolverine.
In the end, I felt that I was definitely not a match between Wu Song, Li Kui and Wolverine. I had no idea about this tiger that was rushing up immediately. I should give up violence and use other areas where I am good at to escape from the sky.
What came from? I have said before. In contrast to the squad leader, the initial favorability of cats and dogs to me was 9999. Except for Tibetan mastiffs with too low intelligence, I can basically use the "smile touch dog head" skill to make most dogs docile.
"That... be good..." I could no longer move at all. I turned around and discussed with Lord Hu in a trembling tone, "Don't... don't eat me. I know a man named Eunuch Cao, who is much fatter than me, and another man named Da Laba is also quite fat. If you let me go, I will send them two to you for food another day."
"Activate, reach out quickly." I said to myself hatefully, "Can you live until the sun sets today, it depends on whether the special effect of the skill "Smile and touch the dog's head" is activated."
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Chapter completed!