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Chapter 95: Aesthetics

Chapter 95: Aesthetic View

"Not good, Yao Yan and Kane escaped!" The dwarf held a note and ran down from the upper floor, and the shape was still in full petrified form. He suddenly felt that the feeling under his feet was not right. He looked down and found that Harriet was being stepped on by him.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" The dwarf was startled and jumped away immediately, but found that everyone's expressions were wrong, and said in surprise: "What's wrong with you?"

Everyone looked at the dwarf with sympathy. He didn't even see the scene just now. How much evil would it have to be done in his previous life!

"Puff, hahahaha!" Tingting Niu Niu walked to the corner. Yao Yan finally couldn't care about his image. He laughed loudly. The little calf head was also hard, but he was more shy. At this time, he just whispered to remind Yao Yan, saying, "Little Demon, I've been tilted!"

He had only one thought in his mind. Such a shameful image must not be seen by others. If he was seen, he might be killed by the old bull.

Yao Yan adjusted his chest and sighed: "Sure enough, a bread is too small to use in half and it always slides down, so next time you need to buy a few more spares."

The little calf head grabbed his head and said in confusion: "Why should we dress up like this?"

"Idiot, of course, it's because we want to disguise! Otherwise, how to act? A handsome boy like me, with a heroic bullhead like you, will be pulled out of the crowd at a glance, so we can only find ways to make us shine more, but not be associated with our previous image. Well, Kane, your movement is wrong now? How can a lady cross her legs? Also, when walking, you have to walk, take a cat step, don't you know what cat step is? Next time you transform into a cat, you will know, when walking, put one foot directly in front of the other foot and walk in a straight line. Take two steps, well, you can already charm most of the taurens and a small number of humans."

After receiving Yao Yan's praise, the little calf head raised his head pridefully. Unexpectedly, the little tree man poked his head out of the package behind Kane, took a stick to suck the little calf head's head, and complained: "Ugly! Ugly! I want Kane, I don't want ugly monsters!"

Yao Yan reached out and stuffed him back.

As expected, children cannot understand the essence of the thing about drag. What a great spoof spirit.

After teaching Xiao Niu Tou, Yao Yan walked to the street, covered half of his face with a fan with one hand, waved it gently with the other hand, and creaked it, and seven or eight cars stopped on the street at the same time. Yao Yan had never experienced this efficiency in his life, even on the taxi stop sign full of taxis.

"Beauty, I don't know where you are going? I don't know if I'm lucky enough to carry you for a ride!" A handsome blonde man got off on one of the magic cars that looked like a sports car in his previous life. He turned his head and showed a threatening smile to the others. The people galloped away with their tails. However, the blonde man walked to Yao Yan, gently tied his hair, reached out to support him on the wall beside Yao Yan, bent one leg, lowered his head, and looked down at Yao Yan with tenderness.

"Okay...but, I have a sister behind me."

"No problem, you can get off the car, your sister...ah puff!" Yao Yan was not surprised at all when he saw the expression of the calf's head. Most men in this world have normal aesthetic views, so it is naturally impossible to appreciate the beauties of the Taurus.

To be honest, Yao Yan really admired him when he was sitting in the man's car. He actually agreed to take his little calves to the guild association.

The car was circling around and stopped in front of a luxurious house. Yao Yan looked at the luxurious house, which was covered with pavilions and towers, and was covered with green trees, but it definitely didn't look like a guild association.

"Is this a guild association?" Yao Yan asked.

"No, this is a humble house. Before going to the guild association, why don't we go to discuss life and exchange feelings first?" Before the man finished speaking, his eyes bulged out. Yao Yan took back his extremely vicious knee bump, spat, and said, "Get out of your way, grandma, I hate the most vulgar ones! You are twenty years too early to hook up with me! I'm helping you get rid of it. Go back and find a noodle to hang yourself up, and be a woman in the next life!"

As he said that, Yao Yan lifted his skirt and jumped out of the car. However, Xiao Niuta was keeping Yao Yan's teachings in mind and got off the car very ladylike.

"Don't...don't leave...I, I'll send you to the guild association...just discussing life, I really have no other ideas..." The man reached out to grab Yao Yan's skirt, but Yao Yan kicked it away, spat, threw the man who was pestering and beating the despicable man aside, trotted a few steps while chatting with the dress, and sighed, "Oh, it seems that we can only find someone to help guide the way, I know that the man who parks casually is unreliable!"

At this moment, a magic car stopped, and a pair of shaking horns stretched out from the car, and a heifer showed a bright smile at Kane: "Sister, are you waiting for the car? I'll give you a ride!"

At that moment, Xiao Niu Tou's face immediately flew on her cheeks. The innocent little Niu Tou wanted to say something, but lowered her head, flipped her eyelids from time to time, and took a peek at the little mother and daughter who were poking her head out of the car.

It was a white heifer with three light brown marks on both sides of the face. The big emerald green eyes were like clear lake water, the brown calf horns were tilted up, and her hair was dark brown, and she was braided into several braids, hanging behind her head. Compared with Kane, the heifer was two or three shorter. Even compared with the adult Taurus women, she should be more than one shorter. Yao Yan couldn't help thinking that this kind of heifer should be considered a little loli in the Taurus tribe. As expected, men love loli, and you can tell by looking at the expression of the calf's head.

"Sister, come up!" After opening the door in the back seat of the car, the heifer smiled brightly at the calf head. The calf head grabbed Yao Yan and said nervously: "I...I..."

"Your sisters, come up together, I'll give you it. It must be very troubled to walk like you like heifers on the street. Come on! I'm a woman, what are you afraid of?"

Yao Yan accepted it very hard that the white heifer was praising the beauty of the calf's head, not praise himself. This caused a huge psychological gap in his heart. He hid in the back seat and drew circles. However, the calf's head was very active in the front seat, putting his hands on his knees in a regular manner, lowering his head, and not daring to speak.

"I said sisters, where are you going?"

After waiting for a while, Xiao Niutao whispered: "Gui Association."

The little calf's head who dared not speak loudly, for fear that the heifer could hear the problem, can be described in one word at this time, and it is as angry as a fucking spring.

Listening to the shy words of the calf head, the heifer patted his shoulder and laughed, saying, "This is fate. I also went to the Guild Association. Why are you planning to become an adventurer? I said, a weak mother and daughter like you, what kind of adventurer are you going to be? You are so attractive. There are so many taurens chasing behind your butt. Just find someone to marry, and eat food at home and have children. Why do you have to show up in public? Those bull head men are really unreliable. Come on, my sister loves you! Mu, my name is Sitella, from the Lite Clan, where are you?"

"Kay...Kayley, Kylie. Long mane..." The little calf head, who was sneaked into attack by the heifer, almost bleeded his nose. He covered his nose desperately and carefully answered the heifer's question after a while.

Yao Yan, who was sitting in the back seat, almost squirted directly. He and Niulou just temporarily planned to disguise themselves in the Guild Association. After all, there may always be people from demon dragons in the Guild Association. If they see them, they may be suspected. However, the two of them have not yet discussed what names they should use. I really don’t know if love makes people full of urgency or love makes people turn into superman. Niulou actually thought of his name in an instant.

Kelly, it’s so touching... Yao Yan couldn’t help but laugh unlady.

"Hi, sister, what's your name?" Heifer asked Yao Yan.

"Well, some people call me Audrey Hepburn, some people call me Elizabeth Taylor, some people call me Diana Spencer, some people call me Madonna Siconi... So you can call me Audrey Hepburn Elizabeth Tay..."

Yao Yan found that the heifer was not listening to his answer at all. She had turned around and joked with the little calf. Yao Yan felt that his self-esteem had been severely hit and his self-confidence was deeply hurt...

Guild Association is located near the center and covers a considerable area. In this world, Guild Association is one of the most powerful organizations. No matter which city, they dare not underestimate them.

Outside the Guild Association, there was a special servant guiding the parking car. The heifer handed the car to the parking servant, then took the calf's head's hand, and the two of them walked out of the car excitedly and headed straight to the gate of the Guild Association.

Seeing the two heifers excitedly, the parking servant sighed and thought to himself that he was unlucky. He was about to get in the car, but he saw the back door open. A peerless beauty with a gloomy face was walking out of the car. She had lived for so long and had many female relatives from the guild associations, but he had never seen such smooth skin, like a freshly peeled egg.

Seeing him standing outside the car door, the peerless beauty suddenly smiled. At that moment, the servant subconsciously stretched his legs, bowed, and grabbed the car door with both hands, posing in the most elegant and polite position.

He smiled at him. The peerless beauty Tingting Niu Niu walked away and stared at the beauty's back for a long time. The servant realized that his legs were cramped.

Seeing the servant's performance, Yao Yan's confidence that was hit hard finally recovered a little, and became more energetic again. He laughed secretly over there for a while before entering the Guild Association.

Such a dazzling beauty appeared, and immediately a large group of servants stepped forward to guide him. Yao Yan asked casually, and immediately four opened the way, and six followed a total of ten servants to take him to the room where two cow heads were taking the test.

It is said to be a test, but in fact it is just a formality. After all, adventurers are qualified as a first-level profession. If adventurers want to upgrade, they do not depend on their strength, but on how many tasks they have done and how much contribution they have made.

When Yao Yan entered, a green light was emerging from the calf's head's hand, releasing a healing magic. Looking at the ragged punch target around him, you know that the heifer had already shown power and seemed to be a power-type existence.

The person in charge of the test was a thin middle-aged man. After seeing Yao Yan, the middle-aged man immediately shone his eyes, threw down the head of the calf that was still releasing the treatment, strode over, bowed gracefully, and said, "Beautiful lady, what's the price you need to do here?"

"I'm here to take the test." Yao Yan blocked half of his face with a fan and said with a smile. He didn't have a beard yet, but his Adam's apple had vague signs of birth, so he naturally had to block it with a fan.

"So, beautiful lady, I am very honored to be able to serve you. What professional test do you want to conduct?"

"I am..." Yao Yan's eyes swept over the calf's head and the heifer and smiled, "I am a minstrel, but... my harp is broken and I just took it for repair. You see...why would I sing a song for you?"

When Yao Yan walked out of the test room with the Adventurer Qualification Certificate, everyone had the same expression.

Such a beautiful woman speaks so pleasantly, why does singing so badly? Sure enough, God is fair to everyone.

Although the singing was unpleasant, everyone present still applauded politely, and a certificate was presented by the middle-aged tester.

At this moment, Yao Yan heard the sound of several people talking in the corridor. When he glanced at the signs on the chest of those people, he stopped, slightly moved away from the front, and turned his head to listen.

"The fish that escapes the net... cunning... Lord Oster..." The intermittent voice came, and the few people quickly passed the turn.

Yao Yan subconsciously wanted to follow, and suddenly realized that there were a lot of flower protectors following behind him, so he looked back and smiled, and gave everyone a charming look. Everyone behind him was immediately nailed to the ground. If they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, it would be better not to move for two minutes, and they naturally didn't want to make a fool of themselves in front of the beauty.

Yao Yan took a few quick steps and told the calves and the heifer to let them wait for him outside the door, but he quickly chased after the direction where the few people had just gone, and happened to see them entering a room.

Yao Yan walked to the room and found a demon dragon sign hanging on the closed door, next to it: "The Demon Dragon Guild is stationed in the Baishi City Branch."

It turned out... this is the branch of the Demon Dragon Guild in Baishi City. Yao Yan never thought that the branch of the Demon Dragon Guild in Baishi City was inside the guild association. Then he looked around and found that the signs of each branch were hung on the nearby doors.

"So that's it... the local branches of the guild association also provide this kind of service to major guilds." Yao Yan understood a little. It was like a big hotel providing office rentals to certain units. Building the guild branch within the guild association also facilitates the absorption of some members who have just become adventurers and have more potential.

At this moment, he saw a servant strode over with a plate, with tea and cups in it. He immediately met him, showed a gentle smile, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, just leave it here to me. You can go back now!"

As he said that, he took the plate from the dazed servant, walked to the door of the Demon Dragon Guild Association, unscrewed the door and walked in, and waved goodbye to the servant who was staying there.

After entering the door, Yao Yan quickly looked at the surrounding environment. It was similar to what Yao Yan thought. It was like a club in his previous life. There was a bar on the side and a huge space similar to a dance floor in the middle. There was more than a dozen small tables around it. In one corner of the entire space, there was a circular table similar to a conference table. At this time, several adventurers with the Demon Dragon Guild were sitting at the conference table, discussing something. After he came in, everyone focused their attention on him.

Yao Yan walked forward as if nothing had happened. The adventurers of the Demon Dragon Guild seemed to be stupid and followed his footsteps and moved their sights. Yao Yan lowered his head and showed a shy look. At the same time, he did not forget to cough, awakening the people who were in a daze.

Several people from the Demon Dragon Guild who were sitting in front of the conference room woke up from their dreams and quickly spoke, but they were obviously incoherent and spoke their own words. At that moment, a lot of useful information was passed into Yao Yan's ears.

Yao Yan placed cups in front of them and poured tea. Although Yao Yan's movements were not very skillful, how could he find out while speaking incoherently while looking at Yao Yan's people?

After disguising, Yao Yan's temperament was really contradictory. On the one hand, it was exposed and tempting, which made them unable to help but look at it. On the other hand, it was holy and noble, which made them unable to bear to blaspheme. This is the unique charm of a round bread that was broken into two halves and the cheongsam. The former was delicious, while the latter was noble!

After slowly pouring the tea and feeling that the information he received was enough, Yao Yan put the tray in his lower abdomen with both hands, bowed slightly, and said, "Please use it slowly. If you have any needs, please call me at any time, I'll be outside the door."

As he said that, he walked out gracefully.

As soon as he left the door, he stuffed the plate into the hand of the servant who was still stunned, turned around and ran, and in an instant he rushed to the end of the corridor.

At this moment, the door of the Demon Dragon Guild opened, and a bearded man poked his head out from inside, with a pure smile as pure as the handsome man, and said, "Beautiful lady... Why are you standing here? What about the beautiful lady just now?"

"I've been standing here..." the servant replied blankly. The burly man looked around for a long time before he returned to the association with a loss and closed the door with a bang.

The servant sighed, tonight, there are countless men who will have a dream that will never be realized.

The servant covered his chest and felt his heart full of love.

When she came to the two calves waiting outside the gate of the guild association, Yao Yan returned to her elegant and noble appearance. Seven or eight parking servants rushed up and helped her open the car door. She covered the upper frame of the car door tightly with her white gloves.

Sitting in the car seat, I didn't forget to smile at those people, and then left the guild association under the affectionate attention of these people.
Chapter completed!
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