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Chapter 8 Eating! Embarrassing livelihood issues

Chapter 8: Eat! Embarrassing people's livelihood issues ()

The empty room was silent, with only the huge wall clock "tick tick..." repeating the mechanical movement alone...

"Bang--" Five embarrassed figures all fell on the mirror-like oak floor!

"I...I thought I was going to die again..." Yihui moaned like a ox...

"..." The other four little heroes glanced at him weakly, and they didn't even have the strength to speak!

Now, the five little heroes would rather challenge the Olympus gods than immediately cross the terrifying little door!

What do you know how that little girl who looks harmless is so scary! Although since the little girl came, she has been jumping up and down and asking some inexplicable questions such as "Do you want to be someone else's experimental products?" "Is it good to ask others to collect some of your body fluids...", but no one can connect her to words like "horror" in any case!

They have seen the real hell for a long time, but at least there is a place where there are people! There is no ghost behind the small door! - The rolling lava river? Compared with the violent plasma storm here, it is like a gentle stream! The extremely cold tundra of Xipolya? Compared with the dark space of absolutely zero degrees here, it is as warm as spring! What is even more deadly is the gravity here! At this moment, you are thrown into the sky as if you were sitting on a spring, your body is as light as if you have no weight. The next moment you may be smashed to the ground like a mountain! The five little strong did nothing else inside, just looking for an exit - the small door disappeared while closing!

"Next time... I must wear the holy clothes next time before going in..." Finally, I came back and Seiya turned over and said hatefully...

"Ah? What's wrong with you? Have you ever had another fight with any great god?" Feng Kan's voice came from the entrance of the stairs.

The little strong men struggled to get up from the ground and prepare to salute Lao Feng, but they were stunned when they saw the figure appearing at the stairs...

"What? Can't you recognize it?" Seeing the reaction of the young men, the old otakus touched his firm nose and said with a smug smile...

Old Feng has been happy in the mirror for a long time. If he hadn't heard the movements of Seiya and the others, he would have looked at it for half an hour...

The muscles that were even stronger than in their heyday were entangled in the chest, abdomen, arms, thighs, and other parts. The evenly coordinated lines and powerful dynamics were very consistent with the aesthetic view of the old otakus! Gently swung a set of combined fists, and the sharp fist cut the air into small whirlwinds and whirlwinds. I wonder if it was intentional if Jiyu Yu did it intentionally, but his originally a little bit of a slashing nose became straight, and his face, which seemed somewhat bloated, was as angular as a knife and axe, revealing a perseverance and heroic spirit! And it seemed that his physiological age was also adjusted to around twenty years old...

"If Jiyu wants to open a beauty salon, Bangzi National Railway will definitely go to beg for food!" Everyone has a love for beauty, and the old otaku is no exception!

Wu Xiaoqiang looked at each other and looked at the bodybuilder who was constantly changing his posture in front of him, not knowing what to say.

"Meow..." The Emperor Liang jumped onto his shoulder, his shiny big eyes were full of expectations, and there was a note on the collar around his neck.

"What is this?" Lao Feng unfolded the note in confusion.

"I still owe the Liang Emperor Ghost fifty carrots--by Jiyu"

"What does 'owed'? Will I still treat the Liang Emperor Ghost badly?" Old Feng picked up the Liang Emperor Ghost and said "Baji Baji" to kiss him fiercely! However, if he knew that this was the little guy's "selling money" and his body had the little guy's genes, he wondered what kind of expression he would have?

"Aren't it just fifty carrots? How many are you want? Young men! Come with me to the store to rob... No, it's a collection!" The old otakus waved his hand, and the Shandawang led the young men to fight to "Carrefour" in a full tone...

Feng Kan is now considering a problem! A serious issue of people's livelihood! A problem that has plagued mankind for countless years! A problem that has not been completely solved on the earth... a problem of eating!

As long as the Lianghuang ghost has carrots, it’s good! There are still a few tons of inventory in the store’s warehouse, which is enough for it to eat for a while! Jiuyu doesn’t care about these things! Xiao Liuli doesn’t like staple food, but fortunately she doesn’t have a big appetite! Wu Xiaoqiang acts like a big eater when his physical energy is severe, and he is usually fine! But no matter what, the food consumption has been quite spectacular in the past week...

People cannot live by eating snacks alone, and the whole row of instant noodles with various flavors will only make people more and more like bean sprouts! Looking at the Lianghuang Ghost who jumps around various vegetables to find his favorite carrots, and then looking at the colorful snacks in the shopping carts beside him, Lao Feng suddenly felt amused and laughed... There are obviously so many fresh ingredients, but he can only see them but not eat them! What is this?

Lao Feng misses the green vegetables, the fragrant braised pork, the delicious sweet and sour fish... Now, they can only solve the problem of vitamins by gnawing tomatoes and squeezing some salad on the lettuce!

I really didn't pay attention to it! It turns out that eating can become a serious problem! The old otakus took a bite of sandwich and thought about it.

After dinner, Wu Xiaoqiang put on his mighty sacred clothes to fight for revenge. Jiyu dragged Liuli in the laboratory and secretly did those who were no one knows how to study, and he never went out! Only Lao Feng sat next to a pile of carrots and watched the Lianghuang ghost who had turned into a human form dance the cute dance he arranged by himself...

The Lianghuang Ghost is a biological warship. It usually shows people as a creature. Once you have an order, it can immediately transform into a warship. Since it is made by the alien-shaped creature "Wansu" combined with its own genetic transformation, it has the intelligence level of a young child. Later, by chance, it merged with more than ten "Wansu" as a collection of "Wansu" and has the ability to turn into a human form!

The human form of the Emperor Liang ghost is a four or five-year-old girl, both innocent and cute! She also likes to often "meow meow..." and arrange some cute dances with cute movements, just like now! But if someone underestimates her because of this, then he will be not far from unlucky days! The body of the Emperor Liang ghost is a super space warship that can break through the absolute defense circle of the "Sky Tree" on the capital planet of the Thunder Capital... Even in the form of a human or a rabbit cat, the red gem on her forehead is not a decoration! The precise and continuous ultra-high temperature laser light is enough for everyone to drink a pot...

"The Ghost of Liang is really amazing!" No matter how irritable he was, when he saw the lively and cute appearance of the Ghost of Liang, all his unhappiness disappeared! What's more, Lao Feng is in a good mood now!

"Meow... Meow..." After being praised, the Liang Emperor Ghost happily threw himself into Feng Kan's arms and acted coquettishly...

"Ah... Um..." After enough fun, the little guy yawned and said, his face was full of tiredness...

"Are you going to sleep? Be good to the Emperor Liang!" He picked up the little guy in a doting manner, put her gently on the bed, pulled the quilt over, and teased the corner of the quilt! At this moment, Lao Feng's eyes were full of warmth, and he gently patted the petite body of the Emperor Liang Liang like a kind father, humming the lullaby in the depths of his memory in his mouth...

"Huh? What are you holding in your hand?" When Lao Feng returned to the room, he found that the awakened Emperor Ghost was holding a figure in a daze...

While the Lianghuang Ghost was taking a nap, he quietly came to the "training room" that Jiyu mentioned to observe the situation of the Holy Five Little Strong... Even with the perverted and strong physique transformed by Jiyu, the old otaku almost fled on the spot as soon as he stepped in! Be good! Now Old Feng deeply felt Jiyu's crazy side! This is training! This is clearly buying life! He hurriedly found and looked at the sacred five Little Strong in the small universe, and he ran away... I guess if he could pass this training method, walking on the surface of the star would not be a problem!

"Meow..." The Emperor Liang turned his head, holding a figure tightly with his small hands, and his shiny big eyes were full of loneliness...

"Be good to the Emperor Liang! Come and let your brother see..." Seeing this, Old Feng picked her up with heartache and comforted her softly.

"So I missed the child..." Seeing the figure in the hands of the Emperor Liang ghost, he couldn't help but smile... "Huh? This is not just right!" Old Feng's eyes lit up, thinking that this little guy was so genius. He was still worried about the problem of eating, so the little guy helped him find a solution...

Jungmu Sasa Mishu Lei

Ecological age: 8 years old

Real age: 708

Blood type: Type O

Height: 123 cm

Measurements: Secret

Likes: Cooking, playing with the Emperor of Ling

The second princess of the Shulei Royal, A Chongxia's sister, is a relatively "normal" person in the "Heaven and Earth Are Useless" series. Four hundred years ago, Liang Hu attacked the capital planet of Shulei - Tianshu under the control of God and others! In the chaos, the young Sashamei ran into the "between the trees" and accidentally fell into the abyss! In the deepest part, he met the ancestor tree "Tian Mingmei". In order to save the dying Sashamei, the latter merged with it! In fact, it can be said that from then on, Sashamei has become Tian Mingmei!

Because Sasa Mi has a beautiful appearance and a lively and cheerful girl who is good at cooking, she is deeply loved by cute animation fans and has gained super popularity! The old otaku is one of them...

The crimson purple eyes flashed with a slightly mischievous look, and the small and cute little freckles were scattered on the small and cute little nose. The light blue and ground-length hair that is illuminated is tied into a pair of red hair accessories like glazed glass. Don’t underestimate this pair of hair accessories! These two red things made of double balls are Shashamei’s weapons, and each can freely stretch into a stick like a Ruyi stick! And the GP special attack captain Mahis can’t even get through a single move in Shashamei’s hands! It can be seen that the little girl has powerful martial arts that do not match her appearance!

However, judging from the fact that she can make a table of Man Han banquets within an hour, the problem of eating can indeed be solved!

"Meow... Meow..." As soon as the recovery was completed, the Emperor Liang jumped over excitedly, hugged Sashamei, and refused to let go no matter what he said!

"Haha, Liangjiang, I miss you so much!" Sashamei smiled. Her voice was neither as silly as the Lianghuang Ghost, nor was it different from the crispness of the girl's glazed glass. It was just between the two. It sounded a unique flavor!

"Big brother, thank you for taking care of Liangjiang!" Sashamei said to Lao Feng with a smile while gently touching the little head of the Lianghuang ghost.

"That... nothing..." The old otakus was wondering how to deceive the little girl into taking responsibility for the housekeeper...

"..." Before Lao Feng could speak, Shashamei looked around and wrinkled her cute little nose, "It's so dirty here..."

"..." Even if Feng Kan was thick-skinned, he couldn't help but blush when he heard this.

The place where the otakus lives, this... is called a doghouse, but it is a bit of an insult to the dog. The piles of unwashed clothes everywhere, the books everywhere, the floor that has not been cleaned for more than a week... The strange smell of sweat and moldy food mixed with...

After being told by Sashamei, Lao Feng wanted to find a hole to crawl into it!

When Fusuo Jiyu and Liuli did not stay for too long! So, even if they had any objections, they did not raise it in front of the old otakus! However, Sashamei is different. How could this diligent little girl tolerate this situation?
Chapter completed!
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