Chapter 27 Smanda’s Challenge!

Whether Cocoli is a shooting genius Feng Kan is not very sure, but there is one thing that has been 100% certain!

He was really unlucky today!

In the early morning, I had just experienced a million-ton heavy blow from Jiyu Yu, and now I have to face the blazing anger of the little beast-eared loli!

The old otakus has a problem! In fact, he has quite a lot of problems! However, strictly speaking, this cannot be considered a problem but can only be considered a type of... How to say it? Because it should be a personality characteristic!

Just like Edison cooks his pocket watch as an egg when he works; Archimedes gets inspiration when taking a bath and runs naked in the street! All people who have special achievements in a certain field have this characteristic in their personality - concentration!

Highly focused attention!

When they are doing things they are concerned about, they will automatically ignore everything around them! They cannot see anything else in their eyes! They cannot hear other sounds in their ears!

This happened once: In the early 20th century, a female golf player in the UK participated in an Open. When she reached the last hole and made the last putt, a steam locomotive rumbled by and suddenly pulled the whistle on the railway tracks that were only about 500 meters away from the competition venue! When everyone present was frightened by the sudden loud sound, the female player entered the hole as if nothing had happened! Afterwards, when curious people asked her why she was so calm at that time, she asked in surprise: "Ah? Was there a train passing by?"

The concentration level can be seen!

As a world-class genius "amateur" model, Feng Kan did not get rid of this rule! When he was paying attention to something, everything else was a cloud in his consciousness! That's why he slapped Cokeli in such a shameful part without realizing it! He just simply wanted to correct Cokeli's disfigurement due to nervousness...

Cocoli, who has lived with the old otaku for a while, also knows a little about the "big brother" being heartless in some aspects, so she plans to just pretend that nothing has happened and just go there like this! No one has seen it anyway!

But as the saying goes, "Heaven can still violate the evil deeds; he can't live without the evil deeds!" The old otakus can choke people to death when he becomes stupid!

He actually reacted! He rubbed his fingers as if recalling the touch just now! He even put the finger under his nose and smelled it...

This is no wonder the little princess got angry!

"Ko, Ke Keli... cold, calm, calm... don't be impulsive! Impulse is a devil! Then, that thing hurts to hit people!" Facing the black gun, the old otakus retreated tremblingly and advised him.

Tears of shame and anger were circling in his eyes, and his delicate eyebrows were twisted together. Cocoli was very cute with a red face on the floor, his small and crystal-clear teeth were biting his lower lip tightly. Walter ppk pointed at the slutty old otak in front of him...

"Big brother...Big brother...I hate it the most!"

"Table! Table Tennis! Table Tennis! Table Tennis! Table Tennis!"

With a sarcastic and angry shout, Cocoli fired the remaining bullets out in one breath, and then carried her skirt like a frightened little white rabbit, running towards the water curtain cave without looking back...

"..." Feng Kan reflected with annoyance! Unfortunately, he, who put a twisted "卍" symbol on the cliff, had a serious expression, and that scene would only make people laugh...

"Master, what happened?"

Ainius and Anisa had ended the contest at some point, and were curiously looking at the "human artwork" standing against the cliff.

"Well, cough... nothing happened!"

"Then are you?"

"This...what, I'm not exercising recently... Try practicing yoga and see..." Feng Kan swayed his body awkwardly, trying to make his answer more convincing.

"Please be honest, master..." Ainius glanced at the six gun holes on the rock with an expressionless face. "There is no action in yoga that imitates Buddhist scripture symbols..."

"..." Feng Kan.

“…” Ainius.

"..." Feng Kan.

“…” Ainius.

"I'm called innovation! Do you understand?"

The comparison of strength between Anius and Anisia now has a very intuitive reference: after a big battle, Anius' neat maid outfit and shiny black hair are still in a tactile manner. After fighting for so long, she was still as quiet as usual! There was not even a drop of sweat on her face! It seemed like she was just a very ordinary walk after dinner! On the other hand, Anius, this girl with a super giant bear was not so calm! Although she was not panting, there were signs of obvious acceleration in her breathing. The crystal sweat soaked her whole body. The strong sunlight made the originally sunny wheat-colored skin appear a healthy bronze color, and at the same time, the toned lines of the muscles more prominently!

Lao Feng can swear to his 5tb hard drive: For the first time, he saw a woman with six pack abdominal muscles! Strong abdominal muscles! As Anisha breathed, the lines caused by light changed, and the strong muscles kept rising and falling, not only did not give people a rough feeling, but instead produced a strange beauty...

"Pipi..."

Pipi jumped into Annisha's arms! Her little head rubbed against her chest! Now, except for Annius, the one who sticks to this little thing is Annisha! But is it an illusion? Feng Kan always felt that Pipi's innocent smile had a lustful feeling! Thinking about it now, Annisha's breasts seemed to be bigger than Annius's! Is he really a little pervert?

"How is it? Is there a future?" Looking at Anisa who was holding Pipi in a doting manner, Feng Kan asked about the test results of Ainius.

"It's amazing!" Ainius replied in a plain tone. Her calm attitude can even affect the people around her and calm them down. "Although she doesn't know how to effectively distribute strength, she has mastered the timing of attack and defense very well! Should this be attributed to her wild instinct? She seems to have experienced many battles and has her own set of methods to control the rhythm of the battle! If it's not for excessive waste of physical strength in some aspects, I believe that even I can't do anything to her without using magic..."

"Didn't she say she wants to use magic?"

"Yes! She said that the power of the 'Goddess of Earth' cannot be fully utilized in the Forest of Goddess'!"

"'The Roar of the Earth Goddess'?" Feng Kan turned around in confusion.

"Yes, this is the only magic that their clan can know!"

"The only magic?" Old Feng was even more confused. He had seen Annisha's battle. Her magic attack was not monotonous?

"It's the only 'magic', not the only way to use it!"

"..." Damn! I was fooled by those third-rate online novels again! Is it good to figure it out? No matter what the name is, no matter how gorgeous the effect is, the essence of magic is still the only one! That is a kind of power, and power will produce different effects depending on the method of use! It depends entirely on the user's ability to comprehend power and creativity!

The more I think about it, the more depressed I feel. The most disgusting thing is that those novels always divide swordsmen, knights, magicians, etc. into first, second and third levels! What are the levels and levels called "strong people"! Please, if you really want to divide it so clearly, you will be a fart! Humans have been peacefully unified! Think about it, two people are in one pair, and look at the other's level mark "Oh! Two levels higher than me!" Then look at the body "Hmm! The equipment is better than me!"... Then TM is even fart! Do you think you are playing online games?

And that's not enough! There are "Legendary", "Holy", "Pseudo-God", "Demigod", "God" and so on, and the words "Master" are added to the following! "God" are divided into "God King", "Master God", "God Lord", etc., and then look at those "God King" and "God Lord". Each human's emotions and six desires will not fall into one. As long as it is a human's problem, they have all the power desires, and they can create a "God Realm War" or "Planet War" in a mess! It's really more vulgar than humans. Can that be called "God"? That's a whole bunch of garbage... I'm saying do you understand the concept of "God"?

It seems to be getting far.

"Master?Master?"

Ainius' refreshing voice awakened the old Feng who gritted his teeth and despised those Internet novices in his heart.

"Ah? What?"

"Are you okay?"

"It's okay! It's okay! By the way, what did you just say? What kind of power cannot be fully used in the Goddess' Forest of Goddess?"

"Master, our place is the area that the indigenous people call the 'Divine Tomb Forest'. According to Anisha, there seems to be some kind of inhibitory force here..."

"Similar to the Forbidden Demon Realm?"

"So that's it!"

"What about you? Do you feel the power is suppressed?"

"Master, the magic theory of this world does not belong to the same system as us!"

"I understand!" Feng Kan pondered for a moment.

"We will discuss this issue later!" Feng Kan put his hand on the awning and looked up at the sky, ending the discussion on this topic. "Let's go to have a meal now!" If what Ainius said was true, then there might be some errors in Jiyu's inference on this world, and he had to discuss it with Jiyu...

Super...long dining table!

It's really super...long - more than twenty people gather around a dining table to eat. How can that table not be long?

No building in the cave could set up this super long table, so everyone simply set off under the waterfall. Fortunately, it is still late autumn, the weather is clear, the sun is shining, and it is a picnic atmosphere!

Feng Kan is a traditional Chinese. He likes to have a family gathering together to eat together. The meal is full of family matters, and the picture is just a fun! So Smanda and Sandro did not stand by to serve or have another seat, but sat down to have a meal with everyone.

After eating Chinese food for such a long time, Mr. Smanda seemed to be very worried about the little princess' etiquette and cultivation! So today I specifically asked for Western food!

Western food?! The old otakus "don't slaughter the sheep" except for knowing that Western food requires knife and fork, so - pass! The jutsu can't stand the rigorous dining procedure, of course - but it doesn't matter! Sashamei doesn't care, but if you eat Western food, you can't hold the Linghuang ghost! Therefore - veto! Liulijiang didn't like staple food at all, and indeed - ignored! Because Sandro and others are soldiers, although they also need etiquette training, the more important thing is the speed of the meal! So - barely accept it! Wu Xiaoqiang, Kenjiro, Tochi and Ainius, only the old Fengma, are the leader, so you don't have to consider it! As for Anita, please... I'm thankful that she can't use her two dirty hands to grab food, so don't force her!

So, a scene appeared: On one side of the dining table was an elegant old man and an elegant girl who had a gentle dining style. Each movement seemed to have been measured by a special instrument, gentle, precise, rhythmic, and had a simple and quiet rhythm! On the other side, there were crowds of people and roars! More than a dozen pairs of chopsticks were pested on a plate, so how could it not be lively? One side was extremely quiet and the other was extremely moving! The two camp barriers of extreme contrast were clearly merged on the same dining table, and the effect was really...

Feng Kan was very glad that he made a wise choice. Just look at Smanda's posture, you will know that Western etiquette is not something everyone can do! Just watching the old man put on tableware, he was stunned! There were three sets of knife, fork, plate, and wine glasses! Add a spoon! People who don't know thought this was going to practice a stall! When he started eating, he was simply dizzy! The direction of the blade, the gesture of holding the tableware, the order of serving, the size of the food, the posture of chewing the food, the timing of drinking the drink, the direction of the spoon when drinking the soup... Be good... This is eating? This is clearly a test of the extreme environment of Cia's hand-eye coordination ability and permanent memory reaction ability! If he was asked to do this, he would rather watch Sister Furong's runway show or Sister Feng's pole dance performance! I really can't stand it!

"Ah kan! What did you and Cocoli have mysteriously made in the morning?" Jiu Yu, who was one step slower than Feng Kan, suddenly turned his eyes and asked maliciously.

"No! I just teach Kekeli to shoot! Today is just basic training, I'm afraid of accidents, so I didn't let you visit! Safety first! Safety first!" Old Feng didn't expect that Jiuyu would raise such a question on such occasions. He was stunned for being guilty and didn't care about accusing Jiuyu of "snatching meat from chopsticks" and pretending to be calm and explaining...

"Haoh... is that right?" Jiyu was enjoying the trophy proudly, "Then why did I see Cocoli running back in a panic?"

Old Feng hurriedly stewed the rice, like a refugee who had just experienced three years of natural disasters and suddenly felt the warm hands of the Party and the people!

"..." Jiyu stared at his eyes slowly approaching.

The old otakus dodged his eyes, twisting his neck like he had Parkinson's syndrome, but the speed of squeezing rice under his hands was getting faster and faster...

"Sashami knows!" Sashami said in a shocking way at this time, "Sashami and Liangjiang saw it! The eldest brother patted Sister Cocoli's little butt..."

“…”

quiet……

Surprisingly quiet! More than twenty human flesh statues of different forms were born!

"Crack!Crack..." Anisha, who didn't know what happened, continued to fight with a carbon roasted beef...

"..." Sashamei looked around in confusion with her innocent big eyes...

Cocoli's beautiful little face was so red that it almost burned. It would probably boil in less than three seconds if it was put on a pot of cold water! Old Feng's eyes were aiming on the ground, as if looking for some traces caused by the movement of the earth's crust...

"Ding..." Smanda still gracefully cut a small piece of steak, put it gently into her mouth, chewing it quietly without a sound, as if she was about to squeeze out the last trace of shredded meat...

“…”

After a while, the old man swallowed his last bite of food, gracefully raised his high-legged glass wine glass, and gently took a sip of the gamay produced in Burgundy in 1996...

"Thank you very much for the kind hospitality of the host here. It was a hearty and delicious lunch!" Smanda put the last knife and forks crossed each other into the plate, and smiled politely and nodded to the other "human statues", "Then--"

He stood up gracefully, stepped back to the back of the chair, gently pushed the chair under the dining table, and gave a standard noble bow, "Please allow me to leave first!"

After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the residential area under the gaze of everyone...

Perfect! So perfect! Perfect table manners!
To be continued...