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Chapter 20 Shanzhai! See Shanzhai again!

Chapter 20: Copycat! See Copycat again! ()

The two brothers met in different places and felt a sigh again. Let's not say anything at this time...

What disappointed Feng Kan was that the touching reunion scene did not appear. Tochi just patted Kenjiro on the shoulder and smiled with relief. Kenjiro just smiled and nodded, and then went their own way. But thinking about it, if the two old men were tearful and whispered to each other, or hugged and cried loudly, it would be strange if the scene didn't make him vomit out the overnight dinner in disgusting! - It's not the whining Qiong Yao drama!

The brothers don’t talk much, but this does not mean that they don’t care about each other! On the contrary, at the necessary moment, they can abandon everything for each other! Including life! Because they know this in their hearts, there are many things that need not be said, and there is no need to say!

A gentleman’s friendship is as light as water, and a plain person is the truth! This is a real man!

"Oh! Jiuyujiang, I said, what have you been doing in the past two days? I have made a little sister for the Emperor Liang again!" During dinner, Jiuyu came late, and looked at the things in Jiuyu's hand. Old Feng said in a sudden enlightenment.

In fact, in a sense, Jiuyu is also a "housekeeper"! He never leaves the door all day long, and the second door is in the laboratory. No one except Xiao Liuli knows what she is doing! Today, he finally lets everyone know what she is doing! At this moment, Jiuyu is carefully holding a shiny black "egg"!

That's right, it's just an egg! It's like a black ostrich egg! Friends who have watched the "World of Heaven and Earth" series should know what it is!

"Haha... you guessed it wrong this time! It's not the little sister, it's the little brother!" Jiyu sat down and said proudly.

"Oh! Little brother? What do you mean is that you made a male body? You can't tell it! I think you can only make xx chromosomes!" It's not a big deal for Old Feng to say that, think about it! Lianghu, Lianghuang ghost, Xiaofu, who is not a girl movie!

"Hmph, underestimate me? Ah kan! It seems that you still don't understand us scientists! Well, let me teach you a lesson! Well, cough... For us, exploring unknown fields is our goal that we have always been persistent in, and challenging our own limits is our innate nature! As for me, the physiological structure of females is relatively familiar and relatively simple, because..."

Feng Kan's face turned into a word "囧", looking blankly at Jiu Yu who was publishing a long speech. He regretted that he had ignited the professor's soul...

"So, I didn't make male bodies before because I didn't think about it and didn't have that interest, but that doesn't mean I don't know! Do you understand?"

"Ok! OK!!! OK!!! OK!...Jiuyujiang's teaching is really 'short and 'easy' and 'easy', and it's really thought-provoking'. He is truly worthy of being the genius scientist of the 'No. 1 in the universe'. Xiaoke's admiration for the doctor is like the endless rivers, and the Yellow River floods the dam and is out of control..." After finally ending the end of Jiuyu's "temporary lecture notes", the dizzy old otaku stretched out two thumbs and smashed Jiuyu like a bullshit!

"What does it mean?" Jiyu is not that easy to fool! How could he not hear it?

"Well! Well! Well! It means literally! Hahaha..."

"Meow——" The Emperor Liang curiously stretched out his little paws and patted the bare egg, then tilted his little head and sniffed it with his nose, then stretched out his pink tongue and licked it...

"Lingjiang! Come here-" Ke Keli shook the carrot in her hand and "seduced" the Liang Emperor ghost...

"This thing is called chopsticks..." Although she has lived with the old otakus for a while, Sandro, like other guards, is still one big deal about such tableware full of oriental wisdom.

"No! Xiaosang, you should take it like this..." while Sashamei was tirelessly correcting their posture.

"Sandro! Do you think this thing is very troublesome?" Old Feng asked proudly, fiddling with the chopsticks in his hand.

"No, sir...but I still think these two wooden strips are not as convenient as our knife and fork..."

"Hmph, Sandro, don't underestimate these two wooden strips!" Cocoli skillfully picked up a piece of sweet and sour fish and said proudly. He has to admit that the little beast-eared loli has a very strong learning ability.

"That's right! Look! As long as you master the use of these two wooden strips, they can be used to clip, pick, fork, and pluck... all kinds of usage..." Lao Feng demonstrated every usage of chopsticks. "It can be said that it is a universal tableware that can replace all tableware except spoons! It is easy to carry and clean, the production method is simple, and the materials are available at will! This is the crystallization of wisdom left by our ancestors of the Chinese nation!"

"Chinese nation?" Except for the revived anime characters, everyone else has heard of this term for the first time.

"Yes... the Chinese nation! An ancient and great nation, the nation that nurtured me..." Lao Feng's expression gradually dimmed, and a strong nostalgia appeared on his face.

"Sir Feng Kan, I actually have a question since I met, but I just don't know..." Smanda said hesitantly. The others also quieted down and looked here. Although it was impolite to inquire about other people's **, but...

"Haha, I know what you want to ask," Old Feng smiled generously, "Do you think we look different from you?"

"Uh... that's what you can say..."

Old Feng glanced at everyone with a smile. He was planning to showdown.

"How to say it? Actually... well...we...we...is not...people in this world..." As he said that, he secretly observed everyone's reaction...

"Why didn't there be any reaction..." To his surprise, Ke Keli and the others were not too surprised.

"Sir, actually, when we first arrived here, we saw the difference between you and us! Because we have never seen the things here before, and I believe that with our technology, we can't make them! Sorry, we didn't want to test your intentions, but if you have any difficulties and don't want us to know, we have no intention of delving into it..." Smanda said with a smile.

That old Feng is so angry! I thought he couldn't see it! In fact, he had already known each other! Never treat others as fools, the stupidest one is the one who treats others as fools!

"Big brother, big brother..." Cocoli pulled Feng Kan's sleeve, "Can't you go home?"

“…”

"If the eldest brother can't go home, come to Kekeli's house! Kekeli's house is so big!" Kekeli's bright eyes were full of expectations.

"..." At this moment, Feng Kan was really moved by the cute little princess, but she didn't notice that Smanda's face became serious.

In the old man's opinion, the little princess's words were an invitation officially issued by the royal family to Feng Kan, and the strength shown by the old otaku can bring to the kingdom is immeasurable. Well! This must be fought for...

Jiyu laughed secretly, she was different from Lao Feng, who had been alone for tens of thousands of years, and had many friends from black and white, but also had many enemies! She knew Smanda's little thoughts clearly! But as long as she did not pose a threat to Lao Feng, she was lazy to care about such idiots...

"Kaba--"

Just as the old otaku was about to surrender under the "glitter" attack of the beast-eared little loli, a crisp sound diverted everyone's attention!

"Wow! That's great! Liangjiang's little brother is going to be born!" Sashamei shouted excitedly.

"Meow--" The Emperor Liang also jumped over, but his two little claws were still holding half-chewed carrots...

"Kaba-Kaba-"There are more and more cracks on the eggshell, and everyone is watching with breath and concentrating, while looking forward to the birth of a new little life.

"Kaba-Kaba-Kaba-Kaba-"

"Bang--" Finally, with a crisp sound, the upper half of the eggshell completely shattered.

"..." When Feng Kan saw that the little guy in the eggshell was, his facial nerves twitched uncontrollably, and he trembled and raised his orchids and pointed at the little guy...

"Damn--" He was irritated after a while, "Shizi! Another Shizizi!"
Chapter completed!
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