Chapter 20: The Power of Fatty
Chapter 20: The Power of Fatty
"Ah... I finally came back to life!"
The chubby big hand smeared the already dirty trainee priest robe! He patted the Mediterranean-like light head, and the two small black bean-like eyes were almost invisible. The round fat priest said with a look of gratitude.
In order to transport this guy like a big ball to a nearby tavern in a town, the old otakus and his party worked hard! At this moment, the owner of the tavern was looking at a large pile of dishes and sighing - more than half of the reserved food in the store had been consumed! The fat man was easy to understand, and the undead knew how the delicate and slender red-haired girl stuffed the food that exceeded her size into her belly!
Because it hasn't dark yet, there are very few customers in the tavern now, and it's just a loss. Otherwise, with Lena, Gaoli and a round and fat priest, wouldn't that be awesome?
"Uncle Priest, Uncle Priest! How could you lie in such a desolate place?"
Sashamei asked curiously with her cute little head in her arms, not only her, but others were also curious about this question!
"Hahaha, cute little lady, it's not because I want to lie there!"
The round fat priest stretched out his big fingers as thick as a carrot and scratched the little chin of the Emperor Ghost with joy.
"Isn't this a few days left, and the autumn harvest festival is about to begin? I'm in a hurry to visit my goddaughter. Because I'm in a hurry, I missed a place where I could rest, and the result..."
"Portral!?" The old otakus and Ainius looked at each other, and it seemed that they were on the way!
"Ah... May Aussett's blessing always surround you, kind travelers! If it weren't for you, my old fat man would really be cheaper to wander in the wilderness!"
Although he said this, it seems that this round fat priest didn't seem to be worried about such a result.
"Well... when you go out, don't you rely on everyone to take care of each other?" Feng Kan said modestly.
"But why did you faint there? If you want to go to the king's capital Portal, wouldn't you go south?" Sneck asked in confusion. This is also a place that everyone can't understand. From the direction where the round and fat priests met this round and rolling fat priest, there is no town inhabited north. If you say that he came from the north, how could it be unreasonable?
"southward?"
The round and fat priest was stunned. After a while, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the north, "Isn't that direction the south?"
“Haha…”
Everyone's shoulders shook weakly. It turned out that this round and chubby guy was actually a super crazy person!?
This round and fat maniac face is blushing, but it is very different from an ordinary fat man. His face does not have the oily light that comes out of it, but how to say it? It can be said to be a healthy red! By the way, it is a bit like the plateau red on the faces of people living in the plateau area! The tall and fat torso gives people the illusion of bloated and shortness, but if he stands up, he is not much shorter than the old otakus. The hair on the round head is already glorious, forming a funny Mediterranean, with square head, big ears, small eyes, wide nose, and always keeping a smile. That look and figure look very similar to Maitreya Buddha in the temple!
"Mr. Priest, we are also heading to Portral. If you don't mind, how about you going with us?"
After thinking about it, the old otakus decided to bring this super illegitimate roadie with him, as the saying goes, "Good people do it to the end, send Buddha to the West." If this round and fat priest is left alone, he will know where he will wander in the end! He has a good relationship with Archbishop Veronica of the Aussettine God Cult and Caola Templar, and it is no big deal to do it with him!
"This... isn't it suitable? The old fat man has already caused you so much trouble!"
The fat priest was shy and hesitant. He knew his situation very well!
"It's okay! Just take a person, let's talk about it..." The old otakus was happy after thinking about it, "You have been delayed in the wrong direction for so long, and you can't get there? You can still walk faster with us! Otherwise, when the autumn harvest festival is over, you can't get there either?"
When he heard this, the round fat priest squeezed his face into a ball! That made Sashamei and the others giggle!
"Since that's the case, the old fat man will disturb you with shameless face!"
After thinking about it, the round and fat priest finally decided to accept the other party's kindness.
"Have you asked for advice yet?"
"Oh! Look at me!" The fat priest slapped his head, "I haven't introduced myself yet, here's..."
At this moment, a sudden noise came from outside the tavern that interrupted him!
"The bandit is here! The bandit is here! Run!"
“Don’t you!”
The people in the tavern were stunned at the same time, but the round and fat priest changed his face! With a "calling" sound, his fat body seemed to be "bounced" like a ball that slapped hard. Everyone was awakened and he disappeared at the door of the tavern!
“…”
"So agile!"
Feng Kan and Snake looked at each other, and no one expected that this round and chubby guy had such skills that were inconsistent with his body shape!
"Let's go! Look!"
In fact, he didn't have to speak, the people in the tavern rushed towards the door...
The streets are already in chaos. This is just a small town. There are only hundreds of residents in the town who are less than a thousand families! In normal public security work, residents of the town spontaneously organize self-policing groups to maintain it, but these forces obviously cannot cope with the current situation!
"It's OK"
A rapid sound of horse hooves from far to near, and more than twenty bandits holding various weapons rushed in along the streets in a swagger!
"What's wrong? Ainius?"
Feng Kan accidentally glanced at the strange face of the beast-eared maid. There were not many things that could change her expressionless face!
"Master! These people... I've seen them!"
Ainius had a strange expression on his face, which was not funny or helpless.
"Oh? When?"
The old otakus was a little surprised.
"Do you still remember that offensive and defensive battle in Caishi Town?"
"You mean..."
"At that time, there were indeed a few enemies who escaped by chance!"
"This world is really small!"
The old otakus squinted at the arrogant bandits with laughter and cry. The luck of these mercenaries who have become bandits is really bearable! They were met by themselves again!
"Yo! There is a ball in the road hey!"
The bandits who were not sure that the disaster was coming were still arrogant and domineering, and laughed at the fat priest who was blocking the road! Since they were dispersed under Caishi Town, they have been robbing and making a living with such a small town! Whenever the kingdom's army wants to wipe them out, they will scatter, because there are not many people and they are elusive, which makes the kingdom's regular army have nowhere to be used! Seeing that the other party has no choice but to do anything to him, they become more and more arrogant!
“…”
The fat priest turned a blind eye to the other party's ridicule. With a bounce of his body, he rushed into the enemy group. He reached out to explore in the air, and took out something and knocked it on the head of the bandit in front of him!
"puff!"
"Ouch!"
No one expected that this smiling fat man would be so happy. He didn't even say hello and just started. The unlucky guy took a note without any warning and rolled off his horse with his head in his arms, while a big red bump was added to his bare head!
"Aussetin teaches us..." The fat priest said slowly as if nothing had happened. Everyone was confused by his moment. The bandits were stunned at him and they looked at him stupidly and didn't know what to do. That's right, if a wolf suddenly jumped up and bit off a piece of meat by a very harmless little white rabbit, this would probably be the same.
"Treat others with a kind heart! If you still don't repent, the old fat man will hit someone!"
"...You've already fought!"
"Hahaha"
Amid the laughter, the tense atmosphere disappeared! When everyone saw clearly what the fat priest used to hit people, they finally couldn't help laughing! This fat man was so funny. The thing he used to hit people turned out to be a... bread!?
If bread can be calculated using "bars", the length can be imagined! It's dirty, black, dry and shriveled for many years! Time has left it with countless traces, and it also gives it unstoppable lethality! It's definitely impossible to eat it, and no one has such a good tooth. Even if it has such a strong tooth, it probably doesn't have such a good appetite! But it's just right to knock people!
What a tough one!
"tmd seeks death!"
When someone smiled like this, the bandits' faces could no longer be held back! The reason why they were so unscrupulous was entirely because they took advantage of people's fear! If hundreds of people in the town really rose up to resist, how could they really resist it with just over 20 people? Now that they were disturbed by this fat man, the fear of the townspeople has been reduced by half. It would not be so easy for them to continue to be domineering!
"Kill this fat man!"
The bandit leader made a quick decision - if he wants to restore the decline, he must use cruel means to establish his authority! Otherwise, let alone the residents of the town, even his subordinates may never obey the command again!
The bandits also reacted, and all kinds of weapons were greeted at the round fat priest!
"Do it!"
At this time, the old otakus stopped watching the fun, and rushed forward with a whistle!
Chapter completed!