Chapter 319 Dare to catch Lao Tzu's eggs!
Through the slow-motion replay of the TV, everyone understood why Zhang Tiehan fell to the ground after a non-hard body collision, and was in such pain...
Zhang Tiehan is a man, and he is still the best among men.
But no matter how "man" is, he has a fatal weakness, that is, he cannot touch it. This is not a weak heart, but... their birds and eggs.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Many people laughed. This was really too entertaining. Although Zhang Tiehan really hurts, it seems to be really happy to others. Even the fans who support Zhang Tiehan are the same. This is considered a funny thing about football. If he were a bystander, Zhang Tiehan could laugh, but now he just feels very annoying... This is really annoying.
In football games, there are many minor actions to get injured. It is common to pull clothes while fighting, but it is really not common to pull bird eggs.
After Butterfield made such an action, he could still pretend to be innocent, which is really amazing - this guy is too thick-skinned!
"I can only say that Butterfield is really experienced..."
Liverpool media said this, but his tone was not praise, but full of irony.
"This kind of foul is simply too bad, but the referee still didn't give the cards... Maybe it's understandable that when Zhang Tiehan fell to the ground, the referee even thought it was pretending. How could this be pretending? Perhaps the referee should learn more, he was always deceived by Butterfield's performance."
Some media are indignant about the referee's punishment.
But the most is the happy media, "Zhang was caught, this is really interesting. I can't see such a thing once in a few games. I think we shouldn't laugh at him, but I still can't help but want to laugh...hahaha..."
On the court.
Zhang Tiehan was standing in the scene and grinning. The team doctor was next to him 'guided' how to recover quickly, "You jump a few more times to get it back to the original, and endure the pain a few times will be fine..."
So Zhang Tiehan grinned and jumped in place.
That hurts so much!
Butterfield caught him so hard, and I don’t know whether he did it on purpose or unintentional. But this was a great trauma to Zhang Tiehan. He has not recovered yet. When he thought of this, he was furious. While recovering, he stared at Butterfield on the field fiercely.
What... I dare to catch my bird eggs!
We're not finished!
...
Zhang Tiehan spent a lot of time before he felt that it was not so painful, but he still felt a little uncomfortable when running, and he was even worried that it would affect his sexual ability. Whether he could become hard is a big question, but on the court, it is unlikely that he would try it, unless there is a beautiful fan willing to come and take off his body.
But in the current situation, even if there is such a good thing, he probably has no interest.
Zhang Tiehan was delaying a lot of time on the sidelines, and there were always ten people vs eleven people on the field, which was the home court of Crystal Palace. The team couldn't play any advantage. Fortunately, Crystal Palace's strength was not very strong. They failed to take the opportunity to score.
Can't delay it.
After Zhang Tiehan felt that it was almost done, he had to signal that he could play the game. The referee waved his hand to let him play, and Zhang Tiehan stepped into the court.
He had just run a few steps and felt a little hurt again.
Just now, he walked on the sidelines and got on the court. He often ran fast and fiercely. He felt a little twitching and a little pain every time. The pain made him unable to play the game at all. This sadness even made him forget his enemy Butterfield - he had no intention of playing.
As a result, Zhang Tiehan basically showed no performance for the rest of the time.
Some commentators commented on Zhang Tiehan, "Zhang was a little nervous after he fell to the ground and appeared again. He was simply sleepwalking..."
Butterfield became the most proud person in the first half.
Now in the Premier League, no, in Europe, which defender dares to say that he can defend Liverpool's No. 13 Zhang Tiehan, including those extremely outstanding central defenders, such as Ferdinand, Terry, Lucio, Stam, Cannavaro... etc., among the top stars among many defenders, who dares to say that he can defend Zhang Tiehan?
No, no one!
But Butfield did it.
All the media in England are talking about Zhang Tiehan's horror, completing hat tricks as soon as they explode, and scoring goals is very easy for him, but in this game, under his Butterfield's defense, this terrifying guy is very docile and very docile, and he has almost no performance.
This is all his credit for Butterfield.
Of course, he knew that this was due to his skill in "catching bird eggs", but defense must be done by any means. As a defender, this is the most basic thing. Otherwise, you always want to defend with normal means, so you will never be able to stand out in the defender circle, because the opponent's forward always attacks the defense line you hold without any scruples. If you defend normally, the opponent will not be afraid at all.
And he, Butterfield, had another unique skill.
Will this make his fame so much that he attracts the attention of those Premier League teams? Butterfield thought happily, maybe after the game, the whole of England will know his name?
...
"Barrea—"
“—Blanco—”
"A strong shot! Beautiful! In the last time of the first half, Blanco scored a goal for Crystal Palace. This was the first goal in the game. Crystal Palace led Liverpool at its home court!"
"The current score may satisfy all Crystal Palace fans. In the League Cup, they met Liverpool who pushed them into the abyss last season, and they led Liverpool!"
"You know, they are now the Championship team, and Liverpool is a strong Premier League team. There is a big gap between the two teams, but after watching today's game, who dares to say that Crystal Palace is weaker than Liverpool! They showed tenacious spirit..."
"Liverpool's performance is very bad. They seem to be in shape. Zhang is defensively deprived by Crystal Palace. He is sleepwalking almost all of the game..."
...
Zhang Tiehan performed poorly.
Liverpool's overall performance was also a bit sluggish. As a result, in the last time of the first half, Crystal Palace took the opportunity to score the ball, and they scored first and led by one goal.
At the end of the first half, Liverpool players were dejected when they left the stadium.
One goal behind is not a good result.
They didn't expect the game to be so difficult. The opponent was just Crystal Palace, right? Zhang Tiehan was even more depressed. In fact, he was depressed about his performance in the first half.
He has been depressed these days.
In the last Champions League group stage, he was blown off and scored a goal, to be precise, one goal and one assist. As a result, there was no performance in the whole game. He always wanted to vent on the court to relieve this depression, but now he encountered such a thing again... He was caught and did not perform in the first half. The two depressions were superimposed in his heart, which shows that it would be strange if Zhang Tiehan was in a good mood.
Anyone can tell the gloom on Zhang Tiehan's face.
On the way back to the locker room, Gerald and his teammates wanted to comfort Zhang Tiehan. But it seemed useless. After returning to the locker room, they saw Zhang Tiehan locking himself in the bathroom.
"What's wrong with him?"
Several people waved their hands and looked at each other.
According to their understanding of Zhang Tiehan, this guy couldn't even be able to resist this blow? How did things turn out like this? What happened to Zhang Tiehan?
They all talked to each other.
Then, not long after, they saw the bathroom door open with a "clang". Zhang Tiehan stood in front of the bathroom door, laughing brightly on his face.
Just when everyone was confused, Zhang Tiehan shouted, "I am indeed a healthy function!"
Everyone was even more confused.
Zhang Tiehan didn't care about that much. The inspection just now proved that he was still hard, which solved his biggest concern. The game was a trivial matter. He was now muttering Butterfield's name. In the second half, the second half will definitely make this guy look good!
Dare to catch my bird egg!
Let you know how powerful I am!
...
During the intermission, many media were talking about the game between the two teams.
This is the third lap of the League Cup, a game that determines the outcome. If one side loses the game, it means that they will be directly eliminated from the League Cup. The competition system is still very cruel.
Liverpool is one goal behind. Judging from their performance, many media think it is difficult for them to equalize the score. Although Liverpool is strong, this is Crystal Palace's home court, and more importantly, Liverpool's overall performance is very sluggish.
"This may be the impact of the Champions League. Liverpool played on two fronts. They returned to England from Belgium the night before yesterday. Now it is another away game. Many of their starting players participated in the last Champions League, so it is normal to be affected." Some commentators explained the reasons for Liverpool's poor performance.
"Zhang probably was affected by that foul. After he appeared again, he ran and his movements were awkward. I hope he was not seriously injured..."
"Benitez should replace Zhang and let him do a full inspection..."
Some media suggested.
Although the "bird-catching egg" is very interesting, they were still a little worried when they saw Zhang Tiehan being affected. After all, it is no trivial to be injured.
In the visiting team locker room.
Benitez was also talking about this issue. He cared about Zhang Tiehan, "Zhang, can you still appear?"
"No problem, sir!" Zhang Tiehan said confidently.
Benitez was a little suspicious, and he looked at Zhang Tiehan's triangle part, then coughed awkwardly before he suspected, "Really?"
"Of course, sir." Zhang Tiehan's face was filled with joy, "I checked it, it is still a powerful weapon, so I'm fine at all now! Don't worry!"
Benitez's eyes widened.
The other players who had already guessed also laughed out loud. They didn't react for a while. After thinking about it, they knew what Zhang Tiehan was worried about. It turned out... it turned out that this guy was not performing well because he was worried about this.
As a result, everyone was holding it in, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
Benitez reacted and couldn't help laughing. He forced himself to hold back and patted Zhang Tiehan on the shoulder, but said nothing. He felt that his worries were really redundant. (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels are better and faster!
Chapter completed!