Leaning on the sofa and rubbing his stomach, Zhang Muzi sighed and began to answer his friend's question, "Hey, isn't it just that the passing years are not going well?

Haven't I returned to my grandfather's house this spring break? There is nothing fun in the town. I was bored and could only surf the Internet all day. I accidentally logged into a mall store two days ago, and there was a 'biological assistant egg' selling Samsung..."

"I, are you an idiot? If you live in the 'Silver Star' or the 'Central Star', you can buy the 'Bio Assistant Egg' online." Hearing this, Lu Wenhao's anger surged again and couldn't help but interrupt.

In October 2016, under the guidance of the cosmic exploration vehicle "Roamer", launched by the United States, the largest private interstellar development company in the Western Galaxy Alliance, successfully arrived on Earth, bringing greetings from alien creatures to the first time.

"We must not be lonely in the universe." The words of Stephen William Hawking, the greatest astrophysicist in humanity, finally became a reality, and another prediction became increasingly fierce. Will the aliens who have the advantage of civilization launch a war of conquest against the earth like the Europa whites who slaughtered the Indians using stone tools in the 18th century with muskets.

Fortunately, everything that happened next proves that when civilization evolves to a certain level, it is not only developed in terms of technological level, but also the corresponding moral level is inevitably not comparable to that of barbarians.

Not only did the Western Galaxy Alliance not launch a war on Earth, but instead used various temptations to bring the Earth into its arms and became a member of the Alliance. Of course, in the eyes of conspiracy theorists, this is actually almost the same as annexation.

However, in any case, reality seems that except for the many people on Earth who suddenly become ridiculous in the civilization sequence of smart creatures, the planet of life has become a "remote countryside" that provides industrial raw materials, everything is not much different from before.

However, the capital star of the Western Galaxy Alliance and the capital star of the Northeast region of the Western Galaxy Alliance, the replacement of New York, Beiping and other places, have become a paradise of highly civilized civilization in the eyes of the people on earth.

In Tiangong Town, shopping for 'biological assistant eggs' online is almost the same as buying a space shuttle in the primitive jungle of the black African, the most backward black Africa, the world. Therefore, Zhang Muzi said guiltily: "Don't I want to try my luck? I ordered the goods at that time and the goods were delivered today, so I planned to hatch the biological assistant..."

He talked about his experience from beginning to end, and finally said, "That's how it is. I don't know how to explain it to my dad now, my mom.

If they knew that I had swiped my credit card again, had been fooled by buying things randomly, and it would have been like this, it would be really over. Big size, what should I do?"

"What should I do? Mix the dip sauce. I'm going to die with a banana. You're so 'blind' and you deserve it to be beaten to death by your parents.

This time I have no money to lend you. I now work two jobs a day and don’t even care about my studies. I will fail the course at the end of the term…” Lu Wenhao said angrily, but when he saw his friend’s begging eyes, his voice gradually became lower. Finally, he sighed and his tone changed: “Hey, I’m really afraid of you.

In fact, if you hide for a few days, you will say you will be going to college soon. Can you fool all the spring breaks by signing up for a weight loss class?

I am almost nineteen years old and have never had a girlfriend. In order to find a girlfriend to use a credit card to lose weight after going to college, I believe your parents won’t do anything.”

"Yes, big size, you are such a genius," Zhang Muzi's eyes lit up and he said with a dance: "Just do it like that, go and get a hairdryer. I blow the phone dry and call my home. I just don't know if the phone can still be used."

"If you can't use it, just use my phone. It's important to report your safety first." Lu Wenhao went to the bedroom to find his girlfriend's hairdryer and a stack of 500 yuan bills placed under the mattress, and delivered them to his best friend. "According to my words, you must at least hide outside for a week, eat and stay, and save some money of 10,000 yuan."

"Enough, enough, I still have four or five thousand," Zhang Muzi put away the money and said embarrassedly, "Thank you, big, I will pay you back next month, and I will also invite you to have a big meal with your Ma Zi." He turned on the hair dryer and started blowing his cell phone.

"Then I will definitely beat you up next month." Seeing that my friend was busy, Lu Wenhao turned on the TV and said without saying a word: "What the hell are you meeting? It can even make people lose weight."

"I think it's 80% that I've suffered from anorexia and starved to death because I lost weight. As the saying goes, "I met before my life, and I've appeared after death." Zhang Muzi answered casually, chatting for a while, and felt that the phone in his hand was gone, so he hurriedly threw the hair dryer aside and pressed the boot button with anticipation.

Soon, an image of an apple that was bitten by a bite appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. He called Lu Wenhao in surprise and smiled at him, "Look, the big size, the phone is not broken. This is the Apple X I bought, which costs tens of thousands of yuan. It's so great..." At this moment, the door of the apartment was pushed open, and a young woman with a paper bag walked in.

The girl was not tall, with a pure and cute appearance, and looked like a little bird. She smiled when she first entered the door, but she saw her boyfriend and a slender figure covered by a fat man's sweatshirt and cropped pants. She couldn't tell the clues, but her legs were obviously much longer than her. Her short hair had extremely delicate facial features sitting on the same sofa, playing, and her whole body froze.

"You, you, what are you doing!

OK Lu Wenhao, you are so shameless. I worked hard to help someone make money on behalf of others. I taught dance for more than ten hours a day. My legs were so tired that I broke my legs, but you were lying on my back," I was stunned for a few seconds, and the girl cursed incoherently, "Clothes, she is still wearing your clothes, and she has used my hair dryer, that is, she has just taken a shower.

OK, Lu Wenhao, you dare to cheat, okay, okay, you have a habit..."

The two big men in the room were stunned by the girl's loud shouting. After hearing the last sentence, I realized that the girl actually regarded Zhang Muzi as a girl.

"Yasha, don't quarrel, be careful that your neighbors hear you, oh, you're too outrageous, you should take a closer look at who this is." As the saying goes, you are not afraid of being slanted by the shadows. Lu Wenhao did not do anything bad, so he naturally would not feel guilty and pointed at the best friend beside him laughed and said.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Muzi's eyes turned and suddenly stood up in anger, put his phone in his pocket, and said with a sharp voice with an expression that seemed extremely aggrieved, "Okay, it turns out you have a girlfriend." He rushed out of the door without looking back.

Before he could reach the stairs, Lu Wenhao's angry voice had already heard behind him, "Fei Mu, Fei Mu, you are a dead Xiao Zai, you can't joke about this kind of thing. Come back quickly, come back quickly..."

He knew that the clothes he had changed were left in the apartment, and he could always explain it clearly after a while, so his friend's wailing could not stop Zhang Muzi's footsteps at all. He smirked and walked downstairs quickly. After a while, he stood on the street and took out his cell phone again.

After first setting Lu Wenhao's phone number to reject, looking at the series of missed calls on the screen, Zhang Muzi's smiled and turned bitter. He sighed, thought about the words carefully, and first called back his grandfather's number.

As soon as the phone was heard, an angry voice came out, "Die Xiao Zai, more than a dozen phones cannot be reached, and the dog that sent you to the door was not seen home. When you call your parents, you said that you didn't see you, where did you go?"

"Have Xiaobai and Ah Huang not returned to the temple yet? How could that happen?" Zhang Muzi swallowed and said in a vain sentence: "I let them go back at the bus stop.

Don’t be angry, grandpa, I happened to receive a call from my classmates to celebrate my birthday when I went to Yuanbei. Everyone went to KTV to celebrate their birthdays, and my phone just ran out of battery..."

"Ah, you're nothing wrong, are you?" The old voice on the phone interrupted Zhang Muzi's words.

"I'm eighteen years old and I'm not a child, what can I do?" Zhang Muzi suddenly felt hungry when he spoke, and said casually: "I'm still a little hungry after dinner and want to eat donkey meat and firewood.

Grandpa, aren’t you the best at helping the phoenix and asking questions? Why are you anxious?”

"I'm not a child, I have to lead two big dogs to accompany me when I walk at night.

Alas, how could Li Shansan, my Tiangong Town, have descendants like you? I am really ashamed of my ancestors," Hearing this, the old man on the other end of the phone said angrily: "You started a spirit at the age of three and asked for a ride at the age of six. Until now, you don't even understand the principle of "asking the heavens and earth but not yourself". You have learned it in your dog's belly for fifteen years!"

"That's what I said, don't be really angry, ah, the phone is not as good as it's too much, I'm going to call my parents, bye (goodbye) grandpa, I'll see you in two weeks." Zhang Muzi said with a smile on his grandpa's anger, then hurriedly hung up the phone.

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Zhuzhu has three chapters of manuscripts. If this book can reach the top 12 new book list for the signing writers in Qidian, it will be posted at one time to make readers enjoy reading it.
Chapter completed!