Beijing is worthy of being the city of the emperor. The Forbidden City is solemn and dignified, with neat streets in the outer city and numerous shops, making it a prosperous scene.

People come and go on the streets, and there are endless streams of people. The skin color of pedestrians is mostly yellow, and sometimes there are white and black people. No one around them showed a surprised expression, showing the hearts of people in the capital of a great country.

Guocheng looked up at the pedestrians coming and going with his little face - to be precise, he looked at the pedestrians' fat or thin waists. This was not because he had any intentions. The reason was that he was not as tall as three feet (one foot in the Ming Dynasty was 31.1 cm now). He had just reached the position of someone else's thigh, what else could he see besides his waist?

After tilting his head for a while, his neck was sore, Guocheng didn't see anything worth noting - nonsense, the sky is blue and white, the world is bright, and there is no belly dance. What can someone else's waist be worth noting? Guocheng couldn't help but feel a little confused. What should we do next?

Guocheng is not a person of this era. He lives under the red flag. In his previous life, he was an orphan. He was abandoned in the SOS Children's Village as soon as he was born. The person in charge of the Children's Village took him in, but the person in charge had a bit too much Chinese. He had never read the Enlightenment Book like "Hundred Family Names". In the Children's Village, all adopted boys had surnames "Guo" and all girls had surnames "Dang". Guocheng often thought that he was fortunately a boy, and he might not go out with the surname "Dang" and he was afraid that he would not be laughed to death. Others called him Guocheng, which sounded like he was very close to him and called him directly.

In the orphanage, he became good friends with an orphan named Guozhong. Guocheng was one year older than him, so he always took care of Guozhong as his younger brother. However, once a bandit invaded at night, Guozhong was taken hostage. Although the police quickly rescued him, he has been unconscious since then, and this matter has always made Guocheng resentful.

For this reason, when he grew up, he became a policeman and determined to wipe out all darkness and gained the whole situation with his courage and fearlessness. Soon, he heard that Guozhong was arrested in the imperial capital sanitary center and said that he would carry out the magic method of taking over the body. It turned out that an amazing figure was inhabited by the imperial capital sanitary center and invited Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain to set up the Nine Yin and Nine Yang Eight Trigrams Formation. As soon as the auspicious day arrived, the soul of the great figure was transferred from an aging body to Guozhong's body. Guocheng rushed to the imperial capital sanitary center and just rushed to the center of the magic circle, he saw a person falling from the building and hitting the sanitary circle (see this for details in my work "The Guangzong Yaoming". What, I can't find it online? Of course, I haven't started writing it yet, hehe...), a golden light flashed and he fell into a darkness.

Not to mention, the secret technique of Longhu Mountain is really well-known, and it can work even if the magic array hits a crooked way. After waking up, he found that he had successfully seized the body. Of course, what he took was not the body of that amazing big man, but the body of a little beggar in the Ming Dynasty more than 400 years ago.

This little beggar was really unlucky. He went to someone else's wedding banquet to sing "Lotus Fall", and sang: "The word "Fu" adds joy, and good fortune is good at descending and Ruiping. Good fortune is like the flowing water in the East China Sea, and I hate that the blessing is late and wears a big red dress." The owner saw the little beggar's beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and sang a wonderful song with great fun, and then gave him a big fat chicken with a deformed butt. But people who often go hungry cannot bear the greasiness. The big fat chicken was originally prepared for those distinguished guests. Once they entered the beggar's belly, they found that the place was wrong and thought that this would not damage their identity, so they made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - the little beggar finally got diarrhea.

The beggar's body is not very good. Nonsense, can you have a good body without food and clothing? This time it was very strong, but after pulling it, he died. Now it's good, Guocheng is cheap. Guocheng's consciousness was teleported by the magic circle 400 years ago. It is said that it is impossible for a person who has not cast the spell continuously to capture the appropriate body. Coincidentally, the beggar's soul was separated from his body, and his body was like a vacuum bottle. Guocheng's soul happened to be sent here, so the soul was sucked into his body and successfully possessed the body!

After a while, Guocheng finally broke free from the darkness. He opened his eyes and saw that the sky was as clear as water, colorful clouds chasing the moon, countless stars shining brightly, and the night sky was as beautiful as a painting. Before, he had never noticed that the starry sky was so charming. The neon lights of the city took away the color of the night sky, and the haze disappeared the light of the stars and the moon.

Guocheng moved his fingers and felt that his hands were sticky. He raised them in front of him and saw that they were golden. Did I have a golden finger? Then he looked again, wow, who is so uncommon, and he actually urinated and defecated everywhere. When he touched his body, his pants fell to his knees and his butt was also wet and slippery. Could it be that this poop belongs to him? What's going on? The effect of this Nine Yin and Nine Yang Eight Trigrams array is really amazing. This is so sorry for the majestic and majestic name.

He stood up with his hands on the ground and looked around. Hey, it was not a sanatorium. He saw a field around him, with only a lonely and dilapidated temple. What is this place? Look at his body, his clothes were very strange, and his torn robe didn't look like modern clothes. He couldn't have traveled to ancient times. Fortunately, he didn't run to the Qing Dynasty. Damn, he didn't pay attention to the gold in his hand, and touched his head.

When he was strange, his stomach churned again. He suddenly remembered that the legend of the Nine Yin and Nine Yang Eight Trigrams Magic Formation was a body-taking array. He probably was sent by the magic array to the past and took away this body. Regarding the body-taking, he still knew some knowledge. The primary condition for seizing the body is the unconsciousness of the body, that is, the moment when the body's spirit is separated from the body-the moment when the body dies. This body seems to be unattended, and he knows that he takes off his pants in the toilet, which means that this body is not an idiot. This body has died before the body-taking, and he possesses himself on this dead body. If the cause of the body-taking death cannot be solved, the end will definitely not be optimistic.

I finally returned to ancient times to die in pain immediately. Damn, the Taoist man from Longhu Mountain will not bring such a playful person.

As the saying goes, if a dog is anxious, he can jump over the wall, and if a person is anxious, he is very anxious. In the middle of life and death, Guocheng's thinking runs as fast as a computer that has replaced the super CPU: when the body dies, his pants are taken off, and there is a lot of poop under his body, and there is still a lot of it. Now, he has no other discomfort except stomachache. Based on these clues, he immediately judged that he was dying alive - what's wrong with death, but he chose such an embarrassing way of death. If he can't solve this problem, then he will die like this last time.

If you know the cause of death, then it will be easy to deal with. If you have diarrhea, choose good medicine, and stop diarrhea. The name of "silence and closure" has become domineering. Although you haven't tried it, I think it's good. But now I have returned to ancient times, where can I buy this medicine? Even if there are such medicines in the pharmacies, where can I find a pharmacy in the wilderness? Damn, I know the reason and die even worse. I used to be confused, but I will die if I die. Now I am cured, and I have to die before I can die.

Guocheng jumped over the wall again, uh, he said it wrong, correcting it, it was to use his wisdom again. He suddenly remembered that he stayed in a hotel the day before he rushed to the imperial capital sanitation center. In order to welcome tomorrow's dangerous fight, he decided to relax and watch the midnight program. Don't think wrongly, it's not an island country romance action movie, but now it's a crackdown on porn. Where can you find it? He watched Central Station 7, which happened to be broadcasting content about pig farming. It was said that pigherds often used wood ash to treat pig diarrhea. It is said that the suburbs are pretty good.

Then, he remembered a folk story. A doctor's son was ignorant. After the doctor died, the son took my mantle and prepared to harm people. Uh, cough cough, save people, save people. One day, a patient came to see him for diarrhea. He wanted to treat diarrhea and just block the anus, so he found a cork. He thought that his father was treating the disease to give people medicine. The patient probably couldn't take the cork, so he burned the cork into ashes for the patient to eat, and it was cured because wood ash was the best medicine for diarrhea. Another patient's family member asked him to treat diarrhea... Cough, I thought about it far away, and when I finished thinking about the story, I guess he even had corpse spots.

Then look for wood ash. There is no need to find wood ash in this wilderness... I really can't find it. It's summer with green willows and green grass, and there is no ash. I have a fire note on my body, but when the green grass is burned to ashes, I guess I can't eat it anymore. In addition to still dying, I can also bring a name of a firefighter to the grave.

What to do? Guocheng looked around and was so anxious that he scratched his head, but when he turned around, he saw that there might be wood ash in this place. When we worship Buddha and Bodhisattva, we usually burn yellow paper or paper money. The yellow paper in rural areas is usually replaced by straw paper, and some rough straw paper can even be seen intact grass leaves. Isn’t this the best wood ash? The charlatan used incense burner ash to make tea for people to drink and cure diseases. This is the principle. In the future, I could also burn straw paper and wrap it into a bag, saying it was a secret recipe passed down from ancestors, and it should be profitable. Later generations, those who posted small advertisements on telephone poles and toilets on toilets were said to have a lot of waists... Cough, I thought about it again, so I should cure the disease first.

Guocheng ran towards the ruined temple, but in the eyes of others, he was staggering and staggering. He couldn't run fast even if he wanted to run. It took him a long time to get less than ten feet (10 feet of the Ming Dynasty and 31.1 meters of modern times). There was no way, on the one hand, his legs were as weak as if he was stepping on cotton, and on the other hand, he had to compete with his stomach.

When he walked into the ruined temple, Guocheng's heart suddenly became cold. This was not just a ruined temple, it was simply a ruined temple, and it was empty inside. There was not even a statue of the god on the altar, let alone the incense burner. Without the incense burner, where can I find the ash of wood?

Finally, there is no way out. Just when Guocheng was desperate, he found that someone built a stove with broken bricks in the corner of the wall. There was a broken pot on the stove, and there were some unknown residues in the pot. This was not the point. The point was that this was ancient and what was the fuel in ancient times, it was wood and weeds!

Thank you very much for the one who set the fire... No, who would have nothing to do to cook in this dilapidated temple. Guocheng realized that the setting fire was not the same as himself. I think that the little beggar must have regarded this as his own nest. Although the dilapidated temple has no doors or windows and its roof is also a dilapidated, it is still a house, and a large house.

Guocheng grabbed a handful of ashes and stuffed them into his mouth regardless of the scatteredness. The wood ash was really unpalatable, and because it was difficult for the little beggar to find enough firewood, the wood ash was burned very thoroughly, without even a single carbon grain, and suddenly blocked his throat tightly.

"This wood ash is the most suitable for pink walls, but I don't need to decorate my mouth. Besides, it's my belly that causes trouble. What's the point of staying in your mouth? Oh, I said, "Brother Grain, don't retreat when you see difficulties." Guocheng thought depressedly.

He glanced at a glance and saw half a bowl of water in a broken bowl next to the stove. He didn't care whether the water was dry or not, so he picked it up and drank it up. It seemed that it wasn't enough, so he looked for it again, and there was a mouthful in the corner of the house. The little beggar was really a living person, and he didn't know where to get a broken jar, which contained a jar of water.

Guocheng didn't know how serious his diarrhea was (nonsense, the little beggar had already returned to the underworld, so he couldn't tell him how much diarrhea was.), nor did he know how much wood ash he ate to cure his diarrhea. So he put a jar of water and ate all the wood ash he could find in the diarrhea. This was a mistake. After diarrhea, the doctor often told the patients to drink more water. He traveled to the Ming Dynasty and did not bring the doctor. He didn't know this, but in order to pour so much wood ash, he replenished a lot of water.

After taking the medicine, Guocheng finally felt relieved, and finally saved his life. Immediately, he felt a little depressed. Not to mention the things that are full of grains and reincarnation, but just to judge who he was, his head was full of "yellow and white things". No, there was nothing white, only "gold" on his head. People say that they were lucky, but their luck was so good that they could win five million by picking up a piece of paper. It was also considered lucky for him to be full of shit. Then... it was time to go to the toilet, and his stomach was rebelling again.

Another time, Guocheng's strength after traveling through time was completely exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to clean up his body. He could only fall asleep with the "gold" all over his body.

Poor, this is how the first day after Guocheng traveled through time.

After waking up, the sky was already bright, and a red sun was trying hard to climb out from behind the distant mountains in the east, shooting out thousands of golden lights, turning the white clouds into colorful clouds, shining the treetops, and sprinkling golden lights in the river - the unpolluted environment is indeed beautiful.

Guocheng is not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery. If a person has as much "gold" as he is, he may not have such leisure. If you don't believe it, you can lock Li Bai in the toilet to see if he can still write "hundred poems". Throughout history, there have been many poems describing people, things, and things, but they just don't write about toilets.

Guocheng's health is no longer uncomfortable now. Grass and wood ash is indeed a good medicine for treating diarrhea. Although his belly is flat, it is not uncomfortable at all.

He approached the river, and the water was clear and the fish were swimming in the water. It didn't seem to be deep. It was such a good place to take a bath. He jumped out of the water before he took off his clothes, and just took his clothes to wash with him.

He was deceived, and the unpolluted water finally harmed him. Because he could see the bottom of the river, his previous experience judged that the river was very shallow, but the fact was just the opposite. The river was a little deep. Guocheng couldn't swim, so he sank like a scale when he went there. He felt a chill in his heart. Could it be that he was so unlucky and struggled all night just to wash it clean before he died?

Fortunately, God has eyes, and I don’t know how long it took for the beggar’s clothes to be washed. They were covered with oil and dirt, and they were not breathable. After entering the water, they turned into a survival buzz. In addition, Guocheng struggled desperately and was just kidding. It would be impossible not to play with his life. This time he didn’t play with his life, and he would have no life to play with next time. He finally grabbed the small branch by the river, which saved his life.

Crawling out of the water, Guocheng found that his hair was wet. It was wet and dissipated, and it was just right to wash. The water in the morning was very cool, but Guocheng didn't care about it anymore and washed it in the water. After washing, he lay on the river beach and dried it in a big letter.

He looked at his hands and washed them very cleanly. Look, they were snow-white, pink, very small... Wait, small, their hands are so small, have they become a child? He quickly got up and rushed to the river to look. A round little face appeared on the surface of the river. He saw that he had big watery eyes and small white teeth like wrinkled shells. Although he looked a little sick, he was indescribable cute. Is this himself? Why is he so small? Is he possessed a child? No wonder he felt that he had no strength. He thought he was weak after illness, but in fact he became smaller.
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