Chapter nine hundred and fifty first, chickens fly
As a monkey king who has been active in the Emei Mountain area for many years, Dahua knows very well where his mortal enemies live.
So after Dahua, the excellent macaque lead party, Ningyuan and his group found one group of macaques after another without any effort.
Macaques are animals that bully the weak and fear the strong. Their IQ is only equivalent to that of humans three to five years old. As long as they show their strength slightly and give them some benefits, they will obediently.
So soon Ningyuan brought nine monkey groups and nearly three thousand monkeys back to Emeishan County.
There are already macaques, and the next step is to train them in a targeted manner.
In order to train these macaques into a thief army that steals wherever they are, Ning Yuan asked his subordinates to directly free up some granaries and fields for the monkey group to conduct practical drills.
Feeding Ningyuan fruits, peanuts and other delicious food, the monkey group was indeed very obedient. Ningyuan waved his hand and thousands of monkeys rushed towards the cornfield in front of him.
"Whose mother's wife is that mother? Why is she still picky about it when she asks it to steal corn?"
"Hey, that brat, that corn is bigger than your head. Why don't you let go if you can't even hold it? Wouldn't you choose a smaller one?"
"Hey, the woman over there wants corn and no baby? Your child is lost."
"Hey, the silly woman over there, she can't even take care of a child. Why do you dare to rush forward after giving birth to twins?
Stop stealing corn, your baby lost one."
"Damn it, that guy over there, I asked you to steal corn. Why did you still steal other people's things? Is there not enough corn in the field that you can take?"
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After easily finding thousands of macaques, Ning Yuan's self-confidence was extremely inflated. He thought he could soon train a smart and capable monkey legion.
However, the extremely chaotic situation at the scene gave him a heavy blow.
Looking at the messy scene, where children were throwing and corn were snatching everywhere, Ning Yuan shouted so hard that he could not control the scene.
Ning Yuan thought he could communicate with the macaques without barriers. The monkeys should be able to complete this very simple training task as he asked.
Unfortunately, monkeys are always monkeys, they are not humans, and inadvertently, their nature is exposed.
The macaques are lively and active, and with the strict hierarchy among the monkeys, many monkeys with high status have become accustomed to giving priority to whatever they do.
So when they see those monkeys with low status holding corn, their first reaction is to go up and grab it, thereby demonstrating their status.
Originally, the task Ning Yuan assigned to them was very simple, but he rushed into the field, picked all the corn that had not been taken away, and brought it back to his side.
But he never expected that a task that could not be simpler would cause great chaos among the monkey groups.
"Dahua, let your little brothers come and gather with their families. If you come back late, you will not have bananas tonight."
Ning Yuan was already shouting so hard that he could not stop the chaos of the monkey group, so he could only ask Dahua to bring the monkey group back.
Sure enough, among the monkey group, the prestige of the Monkey King is much higher than that of Ning Yuan.
Dahua just roared a few randomly, and the chaotic monkey group immediately dispersed. Soon, monkeys from various families gathered together and then returned to Ning Yuan in turn.
Standing on the high platform and looking at the big round eyes below, Ning Yuan couldn't even emit fire.
After sighing, he waved helplessly and said, "Everyone goes back to his own station, let's be here first today!"
After saying that, Ning Yuan walked off the platform with a dark face.
Looking at Ning Yuan with a pale face, all the soldiers nearby suppressed their smiles.
This was the first time they saw their monarch being so defeated. Unexpectedly, the founding emperor of the Condor Heroes Empire, who was fearless and unafraid, would be ruined by a group of monkeys.
When they recalled the extremely chaotic scene just now and Ning Yuan's roar at the top of their lungs, they had the urge to laugh.
"snort!"
Seeing that all the subordinates lowered their heads and tried hard to control their bodies, Ning Yuan snorted coldly and returned to his residence.
After returning to the mansion, Ning Yuan locked himself in the room alone. He lay on the bed, looking at the roof, constantly recalling what happened today.
Originally, he thought that the most difficult level of forming a Monkey Legion was to find a monkey group, but he never expected that training these guys would be even more difficult.
The biggest feature of macaques is their cluster life, and they always bring family members wherever they go.
Ning Yuan originally wanted to select some strong male monkeys to form the Monkey Legion, but all male monkeys, including Dahua, were unwilling to leave their wives and children.
Therefore, Ning Yuan had no choice but to let them continue to act on family basis.
Now it seems that his compromise is a very serious mistake.
The little milk monkeys and the one or two-year-old monkeys are so naughty. Their monkey mothers are also very uncontrollable. They are the source of this chaos.
No matter what race, the army is, there is no family member. Although the Monkey Legion does not need to fight, it also requires a certain degree of discipline. It seems that we have to find a way to kick out the wives and little monkeys who are in trouble, otherwise we won’t think about it if we have them.
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, go back and take a look. Those monkeys are causing trouble again."
Just as Ning Yuan was thinking about how to kick out the monkeys that were in trouble, the voice of the guards came from the door.
When Ning Yuan heard that the monkey group was causing trouble again, he immediately got up from the bed. After opening the door, Ning Yuan asked with a dark face: "What's wrong with those monkeys?"
"Your Majesty, after they are full, they start running around everywhere. They have to touch anything they see, and they will steal it immediately when they see something delicious.
Now there are chaos everywhere, and many nearby residents come to us to complain that the monkeys have stole their belongings.”
Ning Yuan felt a little amused when he heard that the Monkey Legion he formed had started stealing things now.
His original intention of forming the Monkey Legion was to let them learn to steal things and to sabotage behind enemy lines. However, before they could steal the enemy, their own people were first attacked by their thieves. What's this called?
Chapter completed!