Chapter 1112, the cunning Chu Tianba (1)(1/2)
I reached out to touch the silk on my face, and the dark clouds flew halfway to the sky. I reached out to touch the front of my head. The sky was full and addictive.
I reached out to touch my sister Maobawan, and spread out to the middle wide. I reached out to touch my sister's eyes, with dark eyes and white eyes.
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At the foot of Mount Tai, a tall monk in a cassock was humming a small song of color comfortably, while constantly flipping the fat and thin meat skewers in his hand over the charcoal fire.
After the meat skewers are grilled, the monk will take a sip of wine and take a bite of the meat skewers. How happy it is.
This great monk who was drinking and eating skewers was nothing else, but Chu Tianba, the Buddha's lord of the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom.
Since he made it clear that he would join Ningyuan's Condor Empire, Chu Tianba completely put down all his burdens and became a complete flower monk.
Now his life is very regular. He drinks and skewers during the day, travels around the mountains and rivers, and is a groom at night. His life is so comfortable and chic.
Now he no longer has the ambitions he used to be. He just waited for Ning Yuan to come and take him over to conquer beauties from all over the world.
Regarding the Northern Expedition Alliance west of the Grand Canal, Chu Tianba directly regarded them as air.
As long as the Northern Expedition coalition did not take the initiative to attack his Mahayana Buddhist Kingdom, Chu Tianba would not bother to pay attention to the broken affairs between them and the Dashi Kingdom.
Chu Tianba originally wanted to stay out of the Northern Expedition Alliance and the Dashi Kingdom, which were in a war, because he had already received the oral message from Ningyuan.
However, the geographical location of the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom is really too important. No matter which side of the Dashi Kingdom or the Northern Expedition Alliance has the advantage, they cannot ignore the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom, a strategic location stuck in a key position.
Now not only Xiong Dashi wants to persuade Chu Tianba to join forces with him, but even the Northern Expedition Alliance, which has always been cruel to Chu Tianba, directly sent heavyweight envoys to meet Chu Tianba in person.
"Report~~~, report to the Buddha Lord, urgent reports came from the front, and the Dashi Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance all sent envoys to pay homage to the Buddha Lord.
Now the envoys of the two forces have been temporarily stopped by our people in Dongping County. Master Buddha, I wonder if you want to meet them?"
When Chu Tianba was eating and drinking, he was so excited that he was so angry that he had sent envoys to the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom.
After hearing the report from his monk soldiers, Chu Tianba slapped the meat on the tag into his mouth, threw away the tag, and then started pouring wine into his mouth.
After siping several large mouthfuls of wine, Chu Tianba wiped the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and then asked in a urn: "Did the messenger come empty-handed or bring a gift?"
"Back to the Buddha Lord, the messengers of both forces came over empty-handed." The monk replied honestly.
When Chu Tianba heard that the messengers were all coming empty-handed, he immediately frowned, "Cao, is this TMD the attitude of asking for help?
Tell the guards in front that in the future, except for the messengers of the Condor Empire, if the messengers of other forces come empty-handed, they will be driven back to me."
"Abide by the Buddha's decree, I will notify the front line and let them bombard people."
Knowing that his Buddha Lord has become more "Tao and nature" recently, the monks didn't dare to say anything and took the order directly.
Looking at the monk soldier's back as he left, Chu Tianba looked disdainful and muttered in a low voice: "These Shabi still don't know that she has been led by Ning Yuan. She is really a group of pitiful people.
Well, since you have come to your door on your own initiative, if the Buddha doesn’t blackmail you, I’m sorry for your stupid IQ.”
Unlike the Dashi Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance, Chu Tianba, who often contacted Ningyuan, had a certain perspective on God.
Although Ning Yuan did not reveal too many secrets to him, he could still get a lot of useful information from the tasks assigned to him by Ning Yuan.
This time, Ning Yuan directly asked him to remain neutral and not participate in the war between the Northern Expedition Alliance and the Dashi Kingdom.
As long as he can defend the inner ring area of Mount Tai, Ning Yuan not only granted him the hereditary duke, but also gave him an island in the South Pacific as the hereditary fief.
Give him an island as a hereditary fief, and the reward given this time is a great deal for Ning Yuan.
You know, when he surrendered to Ningyuan, he almost got tired of his mouth in order to want a tropical island as his fiefdom, but Ningyuan just refused to give it to him.
Now Ning Yuan suddenly became generous. If you want to say that there is nothing wrong with it, he wouldn't believe it if you beat him to death.
Ning Yuan suddenly became so generous this time, there was only one possibility, that is, he wanted to reap the benefits of the fisherman and let the Dashi Kingdom and the Northern Expedition Alliance fight to the death first.
If those two forces really fight to that extent, then the Taishan Inner Ring area, as a strategic location, is extremely critical to both forces. This is also the main reason why Ning Yuan offered a heavy reward to let him defend the Taishan Inner Ring.
The Mahayana Buddha Kingdom is a hot commodity now. Whether it is the Northern Expedition Alliance or the Dashi Kingdom, they all want to win over the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom into their own camp, so Chu Tianba could take the opportunity to make a big fortune and let the two unlucky guys willingly give him a heavy gift.
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"We Buddha said that you have no sincerity at all, and he does not want to see you.
Get out of here, or we don’t blame us for sending you all the way with a stick.”
After receiving Chu Tianba's order, the guard of Dongping County immediately changed his face and directly bombarded the envoys of the two forces.
"Master Liping, we came with sincerity. You can't wrongly accuse us!"
After being pushed and shoved by a group of big bald men, Sun Junbo of the Sun and Moon God Sect was full of grievances.
This time he came here under Lu Chenguang's instructions. In order to instigate Chu Tianba's bald donkey, Lu Chenguang gave him great decision-making power. As long as Chu Tianba didn't speak loudly, he didn't need to ask Lu Chenguang for advice and could make a decision on the spot.
When he had just arrived in Dongping County, the big bald man opposite him was very polite to him and directly treated him as a guest of honor.
However, just half a day later, the big bald man made a big turn to him at 180 degrees, saying that he was not sincere, and then turned against him and blasted him out.
"Stop talking nonsense. Our Buddha said that you have no sincerity, you just don't have sincerity. Get out of here."
Li Ping didn't know what medicine was sold in his Buddhist gourd, but out of his loyalty to Chu Tianba, they would execute it meticulously no matter what strange orders Chu Tianba gave.
"Master Liping, even if you die, you have to let me die understand!
I really came here with sincerity this time. Your Buddhist master may have misunderstood me. Why don’t you tell me again?
You said that my Sun Junbo brought a generous gift to your Buddhist master this time, and I believe your Buddhist master will definitely change his mind."
Sun Junbo still didn't give up. He thought that Chu Tianba didn't want to see anyone from the Northern Expedition Alliance, so he wanted to fight for it again.
"Fuck, you're talking lies with your eyes open.
My Buddhist master said that anyone who comes empty-handed is insincere, so you can leave quickly and don’t force me to do it.”
Seeing that the guy opposite was not very smart, Li Ping directly brought out Chu Tianba's words intact.
"Cao, Chu Tianba is really greedy. He doesn't even let go of such a small amount of money. But that's fine. I'm still afraid that he won't dare to be greedy. The more greedy he is, the greater the chance of instigating him."
After hearing what Li Ping said, Sun Junbo finally realized that Chu Tianba wanted to take the opportunity to embrace her!
After reaching out to indicate that he had no malice, Sun Junbo quickly walked to Li Ping and asked in a low voice: "Master Li Ping, what do you like in your Buddhist master?"
While speaking, Sun Junbo took out a small pocket from his pocket and handed it to Li Ping quietly.
He reached out to take the pocket, opened a gap, and saw a golden light inside, Li Ping put his pocket in his arms with satisfaction, and then whispered in Sun Junbo's ear: "Good wine, beauties, and gold, silver and jewelry."
"Thank you, Master Liping."
After getting the answer he wanted to know, Sun Junbo hugged Li Ping and then left with his men.
Not far away, the envoy of the Dashi Kingdom saw clearly the small movements between Sun Junbo and Li Ping just now, so he immediately followed suit and handed Li Ping a small pocket full of gold coins.
Li Ping also refused the messenger of the Dashi Kingdom. After taking his pocket, he told the other party the same answer.
After getting the answer, the messenger of the Dashi Kingdom hurried back with his people.
After watching the two missions leave one after another, Li Ping's eyes immediately became sharp.
He reached out and took out two pockets filled with gold coins, threw them to the soldiers beside him, and ordered: "According to the old rules, 80% will be handed over to the Buddha Lord, and 20% will be given delicious food for the brothers."
Although Chu Tianba was careless and a complete monk, he was extremely strict in his control.
The precepts of the Mahayana Buddha Kingdom have detailed regulations on accepting bribes.
In the case of Li Ping, the bribes he received will be divided into two parts, part of which will be allocated by Chu Tianba and part of which will be used as a bounty to Li Ping's subordinates.
So although Li Ping did not hesitate at all when receiving gifts, no one else could bribe him with bribes unless he did it intentionally.
Soon, Sun Junbo and the envoys of the Dashi Kingdom returned to their respective base camps one after another.
When Lu Chenguang and Xiong Dashi learned that Chu Tianba asked his subordinates to openly ask for bribes, they immediately began to order people to prepare beauties and gold, silver and jewelry.
Xiong Dashi prepared five stunning cat women and fox women for Chu Tianba, ten boxes of various gold and silver treasures.
After knowing that Chu Tianba would not come out to meet him, in order to show his sincerity, he directly sent his nephew Xiong Xiaoguang as an envoy to meet Chu Tianba.
Compared with Xiong Dashi, Lu Chenguang is more generous.
In order to win over Chu Tianba, Lu Chenguang directly sent a dance troupe trained by the Northern Expedition Alliance to the west bank of the Grand Canal.
This dance troupe is full of stunning elves and virgins, which were created by Ye Ziqing, the literati and poets who imitated the ancients.
Lu Chenguang had long been dissatisfied with the decaying lifestyle of Ye Ziqing and others, so he took the opportunity to give it to Chu Tianba.
In addition to the Beauty Dance Troupe, Lu Chenguang also prepared dozens of boxes of jewelry and jewelry for Chu Tianba. This time he spent a lot of money and vowed to instigate Chu Tianba to reverse it.
The first mission to return to Dongping County is Xiong Xiaoguang from the Dashi Kingdom.
After handing over the carefully prepared beauty and gifts to Li Ping, Xiong Xiaoguang got the reception from Chu Tianba as he wished.
In a garden at the foot of Mount Tai, Xiong Xiaoguang saw the big bald head that made his uncle hate for the first time under the guidance of a monk soldier.
"Xiao Xiaoguang, the Kingdom of Dashi, pays homage to Master Chu."
If you have any requests, Xiong Xiaoguang immediately bowed and bowed to Chu Tianba when he came to him.
Looking at the tall bear man who bent down almost the same as him, Chu Tianba smiled slightly and said, "Xiao Guang's virtuous nephew is not given a favor. Come on, I'll give you a seat."
After hearing Chu Tianba's orders, four strong monk soldiers immediately pushed a very flat wooden pier in front of Xiong Xiaoguang.
"Thank you, Buddha Lord."
After thanking Chu Tianba, Xiong Xiaoguang was not picky and sat directly on the wooden pier.
To be continued...