The first rainy night of early summer passed quickly, and most people started a new day with the rising sun. In the forest, Sasuke and Naruto, two muddy guys, were sitting under a tree and wondering what to think.

"...We are all rational Konoha ninjas, right, Naruto..."

Sasuke, who tried hard to remain calm, still spoke first, while Naruto, who was sitting next to him, nodded and snorted: "Yeah..."

"So, even though you have done such a ridiculous thing, it is just one of the inevitable stains on the road of life, right..."

Sasuke, who had a trace of cold sweat on his forehead, didn't know why he wanted to use the lines of a certain watermelon peel, but it seemed that it was still more suitable at this moment.

"kindness....."

"So... I forgot what happened last night... After all, we all made mistakes..."

"Well, I know, we are all very rational ninjas..."

“…”

“…”

"Your sister can forget it, there will be ghosts!!!"

With a roar, Naruto stood up first and pointed at Sasuke's nose and entered a complete Spartan state: "You stinky perverted porn maniac!!! I am a man! You can do that kind of thing!!! Why didn't you see that you are actually a beast in the past? Last night I saw you so pitiful, so I treated you a little bit! I didn't expect you to dare... dare..."

His face turned red. Naruto still didn't finish the rest. Sasuke, who was criticized, also stood up with annoyance and argued with Naruto: "You can't blame me either! I was hit by that damn guy with the name of Ratomeka, and you ran over and took off your shirt and hugged me. Fortunately, you are a girl now! Otherwise, who would have a loss knows if the guy who would change to me??!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Naruto was also angry, and then continued to point at Sasuke's nose and roar: "What do you say, I'm lucky I'm a girl now!! It should be said that you're also a girl now! Otherwise, who knows who is pregnant!!! In the final analysis, you just don't admit it's your fault??"

Knocked by Naruto's words, Sasuke ignored anything else, and instead pulled down his collar with a little shame, pointed at a light pink mark on his neck and spoke: "Big idiot!!! Are you embarrassed to say that you are innocent? What is this?"

"Tsk! I said I could find a dozen of these things in me, do you believe it???"

"Then I didn't leave such things on my neck as explicitly as you do!!"

"Stupid guy!!!"

"Idiot!!!"

After a burst of lightning, the two of them chose the most convincing solution, which is...

"Rusuenar!!!" "Shendori!!!"

The classic scene of Chidori vs. Rasengaran in the original work is reproduced, although the location and reason of this appearance are somewhat inconsistent with the original work...

"Hu...huhu...huhu...big idiot...what the hell are you going to do?"

After playing for a long time, no winner was decided. Sasuke stood panting at the top of a big tree and covered his eyes. The Sharingan looked a little strange, but now he couldn't care: "Can you plan to let me marry you?"

"You... are obscene!!!"

Gripping his teeth and finding that he could not find a suitable swear word. Naruto stared at Sasuke opposite him in shame and anger: "I am the only one!! I don't have the interest to marry a frivolous woman like you!!"

frivolous???

As a descendant of a large family, Sasuke has always been extremely taboo to appear in him, but now Naruto's unrestrained words obviously touched part of her bottom line, so...

"Naruto!!!" "Sasuke!!!"

Boom boom boom boom boom~~~!!!!!!

"Is the earthquake a quake? Why is it so noisy?"

Kisame, wearing a black-bottomed red cloud pajama, jumped up from the dormitory of Akatsuki, and then Leng Yu in the opposite room walked out with two panda eyes: "What's going on? Kaoru? Kisame? Jue? Deidara? Scorpion?"

They started to summon them one by one. Leng Yu had just woken up. He planned a new matter until midnight yesterday. No matter whether it was an earthquake or a volcano eruption, Xiao, the vicious guys, could push them all back to the hearts of the earth!

"It seems that someone is fighting in the woods far away, but it is very large..."

The calm Itachi first gave his answer, and the impatient Leng Yu gave his order even more brutal, no matter who he was so passionate in the morning: "Go and rub them! Let them disturb others to rest!!"

"That's it! Deficiency of sleep is harmful to the skin..." Deidala and Zhongxiao returned to their room again, and Kisame, who was the only one left in the corridor, had to accept the task assigned by Akatsuki's comrades again. While shaking his head, he carried the sammy muscles to the scene.

It took Kisame almost ten minutes to arrive at the site of the incident, and another thing had already happened in these ten minutes...

The battle between Naruto and Sasuke finally stopped temporarily, because the guy who suddenly appeared and was wearing a scythe in a cult robe, posing with a white slab in front of a squint, was an arrogant poss in the word.

"I didn't expect to meet such a suitable offering early in the morning!"

The white-plate buzz cut seemed to think he was lucky, and turned to the evil god in the sky who didn't know whether it was Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang or... Xiaoqiang raised his hand: "Sir Evil God!! I will sacrifice them to you as a snack in the morning!!!"

“…”

Sasuke and Naruto couldn't help but look at each other, and then they looked at the flat man who seemed to be praying together in a tacit understanding.

"It seems like he wants to hit us..."

"ah....."

"Then let go of the matter between us first?"

"ah....."

"Fight him?"

"good....."

...........

Five minutes later...

"This guy is quite resistant to beating..."

Touching his fist, Naruto couldn't help but look at the stern man who was still struggling under Sasuke's soles: "This is the first time I've seen such a guy who can be beaten..."

"Damn it!! Two damn sissies!!#@￥#@…￥…##@￥ bet on my name! I must sacrifice you to Lord Evil God!!!"

As Sasuke raised his foot, the guy named Hidun finally got rid of it, and then stood not far from the two of them and raised his hands gloomyly and made a gesture. Then he even terrifiedly cut himself and drew a strange formation with the blood flowing out. Then he stood in the formation and laughed arrogantly: "Ah hahahaha!! Now, I just need to lick your blood, you just wait to die!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

“…”

"What is he doing?"

"have no idea...."

"Continue to beat him?"

"good......"

So, when Kisame arrived ten minutes later, he saw a bunch of human-shaped objects twitching and how cruel the surroundings looked...

The two initiators have returned to the town calmly at this time. After all, some things must be forgotten.

"Forget it, for now I'm in a good mood, you'll treat me to a hundred bowls of ramen, and I won't care..."

"Hmph, idiot, can everything be measured by ramen in your eyes?"
Chapter completed!