Chapter 12 "The History of Licking Dogs" Season 1
Wang He felt that he had a long dream, but this dream was very strange. He first repeated the situation from the afternoon to the evening, and then continued to trace back various scenes related to Ye Xiaoqi. The strangest thing was that he seemed to hear some kind of laughter, a very cheap laugh.
"Fuck, Lao Wang has such a strong appetite. He likes the girl with a mummy dressed in style. In the future, this guy wants to put the coffin on the left and hug the mummy on the right, and spend every night with such enthusiasm?"
"Old Wang is actually a dog licking! This guy is hiding so deeply."
"It's not easy to die with a dog licking. It's hard to take the initiative if you're three levels away. It's simply a matter of seeking death. I'd known that I wouldn't save this guy."
"Hahaha, Lao Wang actually likes to be abused and falls in love because of abuse? This guy has a trembling physique."
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In the source, Li Yuan was lying on the sofa bed, holding a glass of ice coke in his left hand and a braised pig's trotter in his right hand, and was leisurely carrying out a very serious matter - the qualification review of the reincarnation admission.
Well, it's really serious.
When each Reincarnator reserve enters the main god space for the first time, the Main God Space will activate a function like the "soul searching technique" on its own, and traces back the memory of the Reincarnator to review each Reincarnator.
As the main god, Li Yuan enjoys the final right to review.
Of course, Li Yuan doesn't have to do everything himself. Generally, the system can automatically filter it. But Lao Wang is his good brother and the first reincarnation person. In addition, he is very curious about Lao Wang's abnormal behavior of seeking death, so he personally checks Lao Wang's memory back.
However, when I saw it, I couldn't help it.
With a 1:1 live-action widescreen, customized soft sofa, and eating and drinking, Li Yuan simply showed off his energy to watch dramas to complete his job, and he was addicted to it.
"If you edit it a little, this is a classic "Love History of Dog Licking". You can also set a double ending, one is a big joy, and the dog is dead and the temple is destroyed; the other is a mysterious existence that rescues the dog. The dog's sincere heart is used to open the gold and stone, and finally the mummy girl is brought back and the heavy taste achievement."
After reviewing Lao Wang's memory, Li Yuan was still a little unfulfilled. To be honest, this feeling of watching dramas was so exciting. He had been frustrated for three years. Although he was still weak at the moment, his empty spirit finally felt a little nourished.
Speaking of which, the story between Lao Wang and Ye Xiaoqi is not complicated. It is nothing more than the new arrival of Xiao Xiami from the Jianghu. As a result, she was beaten by a realistic and seriously injured, she was rescued by a monster girl passing by.
However, the monster girl was not at ease. Seeing Xiao Xiami's bones surprised and had first-class resistance, she conducted various strange experiments on Xiao Xiami.
Xiao Xiami was tortured to death. She had to endure the singular conversation between the monster girl playing two corners alone. At first, she was unbearable, but she became accustomed to it. After learning about the story of the monster girl, Mizhi felt distressed the monster girl who was several levels higher than him.
Later, the monster girl felt that the value of the shrimp as an experimental subject was almost squeezed out, so she left without saying goodbye and went to find a new experimental subject.
In the following years, the two of them had some intersections after going around, but Xiaoxiaomi didn't take any advantage and was simply thrown away every time.
In depressed, Xiao Xiami retaliatedly on the night of her promotion list, thinking that she would forget the monster girl in this way.
But he was so dying that he reunited with the monster girl again within a few days. Seeing that the monster girl had captured the spiritual essence of the Great Dao, he was deeply trapped in the siege. Xiao Xiami had a dog-licking attack again, and then went straight to the death.
After deeply observing Lao Wang's love story, Li Yuan finally understood why the bloody heart-wrenching drama has lasted forever. There is only one truth, that is, you must not have any bondage with it.
The so-called bond is not only a practical connection, but also a certain plot hits the heart, making you feel like you were hit; for example, a certain character reminds you of someone else in the past; the most murderous thing is actually to evoke your once stupid youth.
Such things are difficult to get out of the trap as long as you get hit. Whether you watch it in a straight face, as the characters in the play rise and fall, or watch it in the opposite direction, you will involuntarily stay in the trap until the end of the drama, and even endure some unreasonable plots.
It was as if Li Yuan saw Ye Xiaoqi in the "Sympathy of Heaven and Man" and Lao Wang, who had been practicing Taoism, ran away together. It was Lao Wang who resisted strong enemies and fought fiercely. Ye Xiaoqi was stubborn all the way and interacted with the coffin all the way, and finally stayed in the ruined temple, leading the two into a dead end.
"Unreasonable, what a fucking plot, Lao Wang, Lao Wang, Ye Xiaoqi is two great realms higher than you. Is it your turn to pretend to be big in front of her?"
Li Yuan was so angry that he almost wanted to drag Lao Wang over and squirt in front of him, but after venting his emotions, he quickly found a reasonable motivation for Lao Wang - isn't it like this for dog licking?
No matter what, the drama starring Lao Wang greatly nourished Li Yuan's spiritual world. He was in a very happy mood at this time, but in the pleasure, Li Yuan had a little worry.
This hidden worry comes from the scene of Lao Wang and Ye Xiaoqi sprinkling candy in the end.
Who is Lao Wang? His appointed deputy god. But with his own interference, this guy went from a dead dog to a lover’s ending with his marriage. As long as Mo Li gets solved, it can be expected that the two people who have already sprinkled sugar will definitely get sweet and return to the Butterfly Valley together and live a shameless life from now on.
How can this work?!
If Lao Wang indulged in the abused hometown from now on, his passion was gone, and he lost his unique ruthlessness, how could he take on the great responsibilities in the future?
"Ye Xiaoqi must be arranged!"
Li Yuan couldn't help but think.
First of all, the safest thing is of course to create an enemy and kill Ye Xiaoqi directly. Then Lao Wang will definitely be enterprising for revenge, but this method is too ruthless, and Li Yuan does not have the ability either.
So, what should I do?
Suddenly, Li Yuan flashed his spirit and said excitedly: "It's fine, and you'll develop Ye Xiaoqi into a reincarnation person. At that time, Lao Wang will let me control it?
In the future, every trial will directly increase Ye Xiaoqi's task difficulty. Will Lao Wang still indulge in the land of gentleness and lose his ambition? This is called fully mobilizing the subjective initiative of licking dogs."
Li Yuan was very complacent, and he found that there was another advantage in doing so, that is, he developed "The Legend of the Dog Licking" from a unit drama to a series, and could even be broadcasted monthly or seasonally, which was full of benefits.
A genius plan.
The last hidden worries disappeared, Li Yuan calmly adjusted the station, and Li Yuan was in a good mood and happily served as a commentary: "The following is "The Adventures of Lao Wang's Reincarnation".
Chapter completed!