Chapter 34 Playing, eating and telling stories!
"Bing'er, you're making trouble again." Xue Nu was not very angry, but just knocked the Bing Emperor's head to crash.
How could the Snow Girl not understand the Ice Emperor? They have been together for hundreds of thousands of years. She would not understand the Ice Emperor. How could the Ice Emperor really want to eat humans? Besides, she just said that Wang Xiaotian was her friend.
Ice Emperor simply thought that there was a human being very rare, so he said so.
"Sister, you bullied me like this again, and there are outsiders here. I, the second king in the extreme north, don't want face?" As I said that, Ice Emperor made a proud expression on Wang Xiaotian.
Wang Xiaotian: Two big guys, are you completely collapsed?
Shocked, the two kings in the far north actually...
"Hello, senior..." What else can Wang Xiaotian say? He can only say hello first.
"Xiaotian, let me introduce you to you. This is the Ice Emperor, my good sister, and the second strongest man in the extreme north!"
"You don't have to call her senior. You are my friend. You can call her name Bingdi or Binger. If she dares to bully you, tell me and I'll spank her." The snow girl said to Wang Xiaotian, and also supported Wang Xiaotian by the way.
"Oh, sister, you are the typical human world saying that you forget your friends when you see sex." Bingdi teased, but was hit by another head break.
"What are you talking nonsense? Xiaotian is my friend." Although Xue Nu said this, her face turned red rarely, but no one noticed it.
"Okay, okay, don't make fun of it, say it quickly, what kind of thing to relieve boredom, say it quickly!" Ice Emperor was like a little girl at this time, and couldn't help asking curiously.
"Ahem, Ice Emperor, these cards are these. I call this Doudizhu, and its rules are..." Wang Xiaotian began to talk about the rules of Doudizhu, and also showed the cards to Snow Girl and Ice Emperor, and answered some strange questions, such as:
"Why is this one younger than the second, but the third older?" This is a question from Bingdi. It is very knowledgeable and difficult to answer.
"Then can we use our mental power to detect the opponent's cards when playing cards?" Xue Nu asked excitedly. Among the two beasts, she is the most powerful. She can ensure that her cards are not investigated, and can also calmly investigate the cards of Wang Xiaotian and the others.
"No!" Wang Xiaotian and the Ice Emperor said in unison. Just be strong enough, do whatever you want?
After a lot of messy problems, I finally got on the right track:
"Call the landlord!"
"Snatch the landlord!"
"King bomb!"
"Flush!"
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"Wait, Ice Emperor! How can you lose your cards!"
"Snow Girl, don't use your mental power to investigate!!!"
Wang Xiaotian discovered that the two big guys were playing cards openly and had a scammer, and they were not blushing and their hearts were not beaten. They were so thick-skinned!
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Although there are many messy problems in the middle, Wang Xiaotian is still very happy. Doudizhu is also a little nostalgic for his previous life. How can he be unhappy?
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is to fight with the beautiful landlord, so happy!
So, one man and two beasts fought for a day and a night...
I don’t know why, but at the beginning, Wang Xiaotian could win, but later, after Snow Girl became familiar with the rules, she kept pressing him to fight with the Ice Emperor.
Almost one by one, she is a landlord, and as long as the snow girl is a landlord, she must have big and big kings and bombs in her hand, which is like fighting with Wang Xiaotian and the Ice Emperor.
This made Wang Xiaotian feel quite emotional. Although the snow girl has low cooking talent, she is simply a personal plug-in when playing cards. It’s so awesome!
"So happy! I haven't been so happy for a long time. Last time I was so happy, I broke through the bottleneck of 300,000 years." The Bing Emperor said, dumping a little king!
"Yes, human wisdom is indeed endless, it's really interesting." The snow girl said, and also threw a picture of the king and crushed her to death!
"Okay, I won't play after playing this game. Let you try Xiaotian's skills later. Today we will have hot pot!" Seeing that no one played cards, the snow girl threw out the remaining four cards in her hand, four two, bomb!
"Okay, it's over, Xiaotian will cook." The snow girl clapped her hands and said to Wang Xiaotian.
"Okay..." Wang Xiaotian nodded excitedly, and finally he didn't have to lose cards all the time. As expected, cooking is his strength!
"I'll help you, I'll help you, I'm still a little talented in cooking." The Ice Emperor rushed to Wang Xiaotian immediately and volunteered.
"Okay, thank you." Wang Xiaotian nodded, and then began to point out the Ice Emperor. If the Ice Emperor really has the talent for cooking, then he will be just around the corner.
Ten minutes later...
Looking at the Ice Emperor who cut vegetables and boiled water, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help but shed tears of happiness. He was so excited that he finally found a soul beast who could cook. His liberation was not far away, but why did he say it a little reluctant...
After eating the hot pot, Bingdi patted her belly with satisfaction. She was the right trip, with delicious food and fun, so she made a request to stay here for a few days and got the consent of the snow girl.
"Xiaotian, tell us interesting stories about you humans." Bingdi said boldly, patting Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder. She is a human nature, and as long as she feels familiar with you, she will be extremely enthusiastic.
Compared to Emperor Xue, Emperor Ice is obviously much more heroic.
"Okay, let me think about it..." Wang Xiaotian said with an expression of no problem, but suddenly a sentence appeared in his heart: Eat, play with you, and tell bedtime stories. What am I, are you a escort?
But let’s take care of the big guys as soon as possible. Hey, let’s accompany you, we’re happy!
"I've thought about it!" Not long after, Wang Xiaotian decided which story to tell.
But he did not rush to start talking, but took out some melon seed snacks from Wusanli and made a pot of tea. The story must have an atmosphere, right?
"Snow Girl, Ice Emperor, you can eat some while listening to me, so that's interesting."
"Haha, okay, let's try this way of you humans." Bingdi and snow girl sat cross-legged on the ground, poured the tea, and even ate melon seeds.
"I'd like to help me condense a large podium, which is a rectangular..." Wang Xiaotian thought for a while and said, drawing it with his hands. He also found a wooden block from Wusanli as a stunning wood, and the Ice Emperor also condensed the table at this time.
"Ahem, start!" Wang Xiaotian moistened his throat, slapped the arbor, and said heroically.
"The first chapter, spiritual roots are nurtured and born from the great way of mind and nature!"
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That’s right, Wang Xiaotian is telling Journey to the West, which is also his most familiar story, and it’s very interesting. I’ll take it out today to calm down!
The snow girl and the Ice Emperor in the audience felt that it didn’t matter at first, but later, the more I heard it, the more incredible it became!
Can a monkey have such great power?
The world depicted by Wang Xiaotian is even more vivid, just like the real one, but it is also fictional...
After talking for two hours, Wang Xiaotian stopped after the seventh chapter of the Eight Trigrams Furnace escaped from the Great Saint Five Elements Mountain.
Chapter completed!