Chapter 36 Want to cry without tears
"You are more than good-looking and want the chairman to pick you up." Huang Minxing lamented.
"Tell Li Zhiwen that the driver will go some time in advance. The traffic jam in Pingcheng is so serious." Li Xiaodun reminded.
"Yes, I will firmly execute your order. What else is there?" Huang Minxing asked.
"It's gone." Li Xiaodun replied.
Many people say that it is very easy to learn other languages after learning English well.
I don’t know how others are. Anyway, Li Xiaodun didn’t feel this way when he was learning German, so he still felt it was difficult.
Although some words can also be expressed in English, the yin and yang of the upper and lowercase and uppercase characters make Li Xiaodun’s head hurt.
"Sixteen points, sixteen points! You must get over sixteen points!" Li Xiaodun made up his mind.
He walked into the dormitory and saw Biwei Wang Yuan and Yan Yufei surrounded the table, and their hands were lovingly stroking a golden retriever on the table!
The golden retriever looks only two or three months old.
"Who got the dog? What should I do if the dormitory manager discovered it?" Li Xiaodun asked.
"This is what Wang Yuan got. The parrot is dead. He plans to give the dog to his girlfriend." Biwei replied.
The golden retriever was almost rubbed to death by three people.
"There are no dogs allowed in the old campus and the new campus. You can't give me anything else? For example, dolls or something?" Li Xiaodun asked Wang Yuan.
"Look, after I brought the puppy in, I made Yan Yufei and Bi Wei very confused. If it were a girl, what would you be happy!" Wang Yuan said proudly.
Even Li Xiaodun admires Wang Yuan’s persistence and perseverance in pursuing girls.
It seems that some people say that it is right to be shameless when pursuing girls.
"You'd better give the dog to Gu Jiao sooner. There is a dog in the dormitory, and the smell of pulling and urinating is definitely not good." Yan Yufei also advised Wang Yuan.
"Have a dog for another month. I plan to give her the puppy on Singles' Day. This way I can take off my bachelor's hat!" Wang Yuan clenched his fists as if he was about to swear.
"What's wrong with a bachelor? A bachelor is glorious!" Biwei shouted dissatisfied.
"I prepared a travel bag and put a towel inside. When we went out, we would put the dog inside, so we would ensure that nothing was wrong." Wang Yuan said confidently.
It sounded very well planned, but something happened the next day.
The next day, Wang Yuan was the last one to leave the dormitory. After feeding the golden retriever, he put it in his travel bag and left a special seam to prevent the puppy from being bored. Then Wang Yuan put the travel bag on Li Xiaodun's bed!
Perhaps Wang Yuan’s little thought is that if he is discovered, he will be counted on Li Xiaodun’s head.
That day was the first Li Xiaodun to return to the dormitory. As soon as he entered the door, he smelled a strange and familiar stench.
Li Xiaodun kept sniffing and looking for targets like a tried and tested German hound.
Finally, Li Xiaodun leaned on the edge of his bed and stretched out his head to see the golden retriever lying on his bed. There was a slender dog's feces in the middle of the bed! The sheet was still a big wet!
"Oh, this dead dog!" Li Xiaodun screamed. He clenched his fists and gestured twice without any help. He grabbed the dog and threw the dog on Wang Yuan's bed.
The golden retriever barked at Li Xiaodun's bed, looking reluctant to leave. It seemed that Li Xiaodun's bed was particularly easy to sleep.
Next, Li Xiaodun began to use toilet paper to treat dog feces on the bed sheets. Then he changed the bed sheets and placed the mattress in front of the window to bask in the sun.
Finally, he ran to the college store and bought a bottle of cauliflower and sprinkled it on the mattress.
The fragrance of flower dew does not cover up the smell of dog shit and dog urine. Instead, it is wonderfully mixed with these two flavors, which smells like a ecstasy.
The other three people in the dormitory came back and laughed so hard. Even Wang Yuan was gloating and laughing non-stop.
"Wang Yuan! Why put the travel bag on my bed? I will find out next time, I will never finish it with you!" Li Xiaodun roared with smoke from seven orifices.
The next day, Wang Yuan honestly put his travel bag on his bed, but he still left a gap for the golden retriever.
The golden retriever came out of this slit.
Li Xiaodun and Wang Yuan’s beds are connected together.
The golden retriever ran to Li Xiaodun's bed to facilitate it again. Then he lay down on his bed to sleep.
This time, Li Xiaodun is going crazy. It can be convenient on the ground or on Wang Yuan’s bed. Why is it convenient on your own bed alone?
And twice!
Li Xiaodun ignored Wang Yuan's loud protest, held the dog's head and talked to the golden retriever.
"I'm very angry! It seems that persuasion and education are no longer useful. Then I'll give you some hard things! Why is it convenient to be in my bed? Why! Give me a reason!" Li Xiaodun glared at the golden retriever who was struggling with four paws on the ground and trying to stand up.
"Brother, you have been urinating twice in my bed! Do you still let me sleep?" Li Xiaodun was almost crying.
The other three people in the dormitory laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
"Golden Retrievers, fell in love with Li Xiaodun's bed."
Yan Yufei said intermittently while laughing.
"It's not that Jinju and Li Xiaodun are close. The more I look at them, the more I think their brothers look quite similar." Bi Wei concluded with his chin touching his hand.
"Shut up! I see you look like a husky!" Li Xiaodun yelled.
what to do?
Li Xiaodun could kill this little puppy with just a little force. He wouldn't care about Wang Yuan's thoughts.
But he couldn't do it at all!
In the end, Li Xiaodun had no choice but to give up.
Bi Wei’s observation is correct. This yellow-haired little dog is closer to Li Xiaodun.
Li Xiaodun walked there in the dormitory, and Huangmao followed him happily. He also looked at him with a pitiful look.
Li Xiaodun really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Wang Yuan, hurry up and send the dog to your girlfriend. I beg you! Let the dog pee on your girlfriend's bed! Besides, it always looks at me like this, and I can't stand it." Li Xiaodun said.
"Xiao Dun, thank you. Thank you for your reminder. If Huangmao urinates my girlfriend's bed or pulls it on it, then I'll be done! I'll get a sand basin tomorrow and train it to urinate and defecate at a fixed time. I'll send it after training." Wang Yuan said sincerely.
Li Xiaodun was completely speechless. When he was well trained, I don’t know which year of the monkey and horse month. It’s time for me to go to a nursing home!
Li Xiaodun's phone rang, and a strange voice came from inside.
"Hey, is it Mr. Li Xiaodun? I am the driver of Chairman Li Zhiwen."
"It's me." Li Xiaodun replied.
"I will pick you up at the main entrance of the university at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Black Audi."
"Tell me the address and I can go by myself." Li Xiaodun continued.
"It's not a hotel, but a private club. The address is difficult to find, and the inspection is very strict. It's better if I come to pick you up tomorrow and send you in."
"Okay, then I'll arrive at the university gate at 7:30 tomorrow morning." Li Xiaodun hung up the phone after saying that.
Chapter completed!