Chapter 10
According to the previous plan, Yui Tahaha continued to ask Shiraishi several questions, mainly to verify Shiraishi's identity and confirm that he had registered with the school before.
Shiraishi has the original owner's memory of these questions. While answering them, he has a clearer understanding of this otakus.
Yui Tahaha: "The fifth question: What superpowers do you have?"
Superpower?
Then he stopped quickly. He would definitely be able to see through the fact that he had woken up. Maybe the "Buddhist light shines" and change his words quickly:
“I have a super strong hammer!
A few days ago, I awakened the ability of the hammer god. With one hammer in my hand, pig shit, no, ghost shit can be hammered out for him!"
Yui Taha frowned, why is this guy so vulgar!
Monk Xinzheng and the man with black cloak looked at the black hammer placed beside Bai Shi's bed at the same time.
Hammer God’s ability? This is a new extraordinary sequence? I haven’t heard of it! Is super power mainly concentrated on the hammer?
"I am currently an apprentice of the first-level hammer, and I am still far from the hammer god! This hammer is now at the black iron level, and will become more and more powerful in the future and will become a divine hammer! Even if it is a god, I can still hammer him out!"
I am such a genius! Shiraishi was cheering on the bed with his eyes closed.
Yui Tahara looked at the black cloak in confusion, and Monk Xinzheng also looked over.
Is this guy asleep or awake? Could it be that he pretended?
The man in black closed his eyes and felt it. Shiraishi's condition was stable and without any abnormality. He nodded calmly and made a continued gesture to Yui Tahaha.
Yui Tahaha: "The sixth question: Are you willing to use extraordinary power to guard the residents of Tokyo and stay away from evil invasion?"
This is testing my attitude? See how to use superpowers?
Are you willing or not? I just refused to join them, so I have to think of a reliable reason.
Shirashi thought about it for a while, reviewed the original owner's scattered character who was immersed in the second dimension, and said:
"I have had a heroic dream since I was a child. In my heart, I am the protagonist who shoulders the heavy responsibility of saving the world! It was just that the time had not come.
Now, with the divine hammer in hand, I want to let the trash who have bullied me and looked down on me understand, don’t bully the young man poor! I want them to tremble under my sledgehammer!
Of course, guarding Tokyo, protecting the Japanese Kingdom, and protecting the whole world is my mission. To be honest, in my eyes, the original ghosts and gods and Buddhas are all useless!
The world, this world will eventually be our two-dimensional world!"
Shiraishi didn't know if it was the original owner, but he actually made such a middle-aged declaration that offended both the ghosts and gods and the Buddha.
He narrowed his eyes slightly to observe, and saw that the monk had already put his palms together to pronounce the Buddha's name, and the witch also took out the scimitar and felt a little furious.
Otherwise, I would just turn over and jump out of the window and run away.
Fortunately, the Black Hood waved his hand to stop him. The monk and the witch had obviously not as high as his. He silently put away his weapons and put down his palms, but they all stared at him hatefully.
Black Hood raised his hand again, and Yui Tahaha asked again in anger:
"The seventh question, are you willing to join us, the eighth investigation team directly under the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department? Protect Tokyo and protect humanity?"
After the witch said that, the three of them looked at Shiraishi with some anticipation. They spent a lot of effort tonight, just for this.
Oh, it's so hard! I just want to go home quickly and join your group. I guess I won't be free if I buy a plane ticket, right?
The world has become so weird. Now that I have the superpower of self-defense, of course I should quickly find a way to go back and protect the whole family. The hard truth is to kill pigs and eat meat!
Otherwise, I wouldn't have said that ghosts, gods and Buddhas are useless.
"The secret of the hammer is freedom! It is to liberate oneself and move forward! Only when you are not bound by the framework can you have hope of hammering everything and becoming a hammer god! So I'm sorry, I can't join."
When Tahaha Yui heard this, he curled his lips, then looked at the Black Hood, indicating that his deep dream was about to end.
Black Hood frowned and thought for two seconds, nodding.
Just as he was about to turn around and go out to the dream barrier, he suddenly saw Yui Takuha get up and make a face, then walked to Shiraishi's bed, and asked in a slight question:
"For the last question, please tell me, have you done anything unknown to shame?"
Bored! I always tease people like this! Black Hood shook his head and walked out strode.
Monk Xinzheng also shook his head. Duobo witches are really the same. After the captain's dream, he always teased the guy who was dreamed of. He really has a childish temper.
Yui Tahara looked proud and leaned closer to see Shiraishi make a fool of herself.
Let you show off and slander Gods! Even if you are in a dream state, even a middle-aged boy cannot do it. You must expose your embarrassing stories.
Shiraishi closed his eyes and felt a faint fragrance directly reaching the bed.
Unknown shame? There are quite a lot of things?
Thinking of following the other party’s original plan, what I saw in my sleep at this time was:
Yui Takuha suddenly encountered an attack. She resisted the sound and took out a short knife and was about to cut off Shiraishi's pair of salty hands.
Shiraishi was like a dream: "Shame~Shame? I~ Have a girlfriend~"
Yui Tahaha was a little stuck. In two or three years, I haven’t heard of this guy having a girlfriend.
Besides, you are such a useless person and can you still have a girlfriend? Yui Tahara raised his knife again and must teach her some lesson.
Shiraishi: "I hid her under the bed."
Yui Tahaha: Nani? How can such a small broken bed hide?
Box girl?
Shiraishi continued to speak out "sleeping":
"Now, I put on her all kinds of uniforms every day, and sometimes I play with a rope to play with some shameful things."
What?
Incarceration, restraint, uniform, tie your girlfriend?!
This is not a girlfriend, this is a crime! Yui Tahara raised his knife and prepared to eliminate the harm for the people and rescue the poor girl.
Shiraishi: "What a pity, she leaked later. I was trying to save money. I wanted to buy a very big breast, just like Yui."
Has it leaked? Yui Tahaha was stunned for two seconds, inserted the short knife back into the scabbard in a vengeance, and cursed in a low voice:
"Abnormal! Dead otaku!"
Hurry up and chased the footsteps of Black Hood and Monk Xinzheng.
Chapter completed!