Chapter 14: Surprise(1/2)
I will have more space for activities here in the future!
In the future, I will no longer need to wear a space suit. I will be naked with my bare feet. I will enjoy the feeling of the rocks on my feet and run under the atmosphere on the surface of Mars!
I will open up a green field here.
I will let the river flow here.
I will plant vegetables here and wait for next year to harvest the crops while wearing a straw hat in the field.
I will herd horses here.
I will herd sheep here.
I will enjoy the spring flowers blooming that I planted with my own hands here!
I will also plow out a huge pattern on the plains in the distance. I will point a huge middle finger to the earth, and I will write one hundred thousand miles long next to the middle finger - Rnm!
I want this pattern to stand on Mars forever, facing the Earth forever, for everyone to see!
No one can erase it, no one can erase it. It hangs here day and night, ten thousand years, one hundred thousand years, one million years!!!
I want your children and grandchildren to know that as soon as you raise your head, there will always be someone giving you the middle finger in the deep starry sky!
'call--'
After exhaling, the tears on Li Huihui's face were evaporated by the ultraviolet light.
The system said: "You need to wear a mask, otherwise you will get sunburned. There is no medicine here."
'he'
'tui'
Li Huihui spat into the soil, and the low gravity was like a cow. The saliva shot out five to six meters before landing:
"A sunburn is a sunburn. I have never even been sunburned by the sun in my life."
In my life, I mean my eight-year-old life.
Li Huihui turned around and said, "By the way, do you think we can build a city here in the future?"
The system smiled and said: "Build, build two!"
"Hahaha, build three!"
"Build four!"
Li Huihui opened the hatch of the survival warehouse and transplanted the food he planted outside:
"Tell me, what do we need to build a city?"
“It’s a lottery.:”
"Pick a city?"
"Nonsense, mining machines. Shoot construction machines. That's awesome, you can even hit robots!"
"And robots?"
"Absolutely. Without robots to do the work, how can it still be called black technology?"
"Then there must be a river in the city. Can the Martian soil hold water?"
"Can't you dig a hole and put a layer of plastic paper on the ground to retain the water? Put a protective cover on top so that the water will not escape."
"Where does the water come from?"
"Didn't you look at the map? There are liquid lakes on Mars. Let's divert water from the south to the north. If you really think it's troublesome, pump tens of thousands of water collectors, and one day you will have a moat."
Wherever Li Huihui went, the system girl would follow him, chirping with her hands behind her back.
"Are there aliens on Mars?"
"Aren't you an alien?"
"...I said Martian."
"Aren't you a Martian now?"
Li Huihui: "...I don't want to talk to you."
As he spoke, Li Huihui knelt down, dug up the soil with a spade, and buried the precious rice seeds in it.
The system smiled: "Didn't I already answer your question?"
Li Huihui was stunned, a little relieved, but then he felt a little lonely.
Well, I’m the only one in this huge world!
There are not even aliens. It’s not lively.
Li Huihui sighed: "After that, after we breed animals, we will let my animal people live in the city."
System: "You are stupid. Let's gather a spaceship and fly it secretly to sneak into the earth. Capture some earthlings and come over!"
Li Huihui's eyes lit up: "It can still be like this. Why didn't I think of it? You are still the bad guy."
"You definitely don't plan to go back anyway."
Li Huihui sneered and looked at the earth that was getting further and further away in the sky: "That's not my home... Alas, actually I still want to go back."
The two of them were talking and laughing while working.
The system can't do anything to help, she is just a light.
Li Huihui worked here panting all day long, and finally transplanted all the plant seeds.
Fill with soil.
A small irrigation canal was dug.
"Please avoid it!"
System: "What?"
With a 'stab' sound, Li Huihui unzipped his pants: "I said, mine is big, please step aside."
The system was stunned for a while, then suddenly ran away while covering its eyes and yelling:
"Oh, it hurts so much, it hurts my eyes~~~"
Li returns: "..."
So angry!
Just wait, I will restore your golden body one day. Let me see where you run!
No……
You wait!
You wait until I grow up and become a handsome queen on Mars who is 1.8 meters tall. Let me see where you run!
After the system ran away, Li Huihui took a deep breath, pondered for a long time, and then began to fertilize the fields he created with his own hands.
‘Pah, pah’
"well……"
With a long sigh, Li Huihui looked at the drought-stricken crops and was about to cry without tears: "Mars doesn't have enough gravity to urinate. What a sin!"
In the distance, the system complained: "You blame Mars' gravity again!"
Li Huihui put on his pants. If I don't talk to you anymore, I won't be able to chat with you.
"Let's take advantage of the night to get some more anger points tonight."
Li returned and walked towards his Mars rover.
Sister Wa'er followed behind and asked, "What to do?"
Li Huihui looked in the direction of the earth with a funny look in his eyes:
"I wrote an SOS and made those people angry? What they were angry about was that I should die and should not live. And now they think I must be dead, right?"
System: "Yes."
Li Huihui laughed loudly: "Then I will give them a surprise. I just want to be like a cockroach that will never die. Just when they always think they have won, I want to bring them a little surprise."
"Are you going to scold them?"
"Tch, scold them? How vulgar is that? Swearing is a last resort. In fact, it won't do much at this time. Swearing can only kill people, but I want to kill people!"
"Ah! Do you want a pig's heart when you kill someone?"
Li Huihui climbed onto the Mars rover in a cowardly manner: "How can you relieve your anger if you don't punish your heart by killing people? How can you relieve your hatred? I can think of it with my toes. Now the public opinion is overwhelmingly against the NASA. If I curse others, then the public opinion will
Wouldn’t it be tilted towards them? No, I have to pretend to be pitiful!"
System: "What's the use of pretending to be pitiful?"
"So you are not a human being. What do you know? Think about it, when they all thought I was dead, the public opinion just stopped. At this time, if I suffer miserably and pretend to be pitiful, how will the media criticize me?
?You think, the people at NASA must be so angry!"
To be continued...