Chapter 47 Crazy Wenshen
After Lin Magistrate Lin left, Wen Shen sat on the sofa and felt that it was not very pleasant. He casually found a reason and told the two girls, and then returned to the villa in Shencheng. After coming out of the bathroom, he saw Zhao Feiyan and Wang Zhaojun sitting on the sofa, and commented on the bombing of the Yasukuni Shrine, and then smiled and said, "Are you still discussing this?"
"Of course, I'm excited." Wang Zhaojun smiled and said. Wen Shen was happy and replied, "Or why we'll blow it up again." When Wang Zhaojun heard this, he was excited and came over and said, "Okay, okay, what are we going to blow this time?" Wen Shen looked at Wang Zhaojun and asked back, "What do you think?"
"I think about it." Wang Zhaojun thought for a while and said, "I hate Indonesian monkeys and Indian A San the most. How about we blow them up?" Wen Shen thought for a while and said, "Okay, just blow them up, grandma. When I think of the massacre of Chinese in Indonesia, I get angry. I blow him upside down. Then where do we blow them up?"
"I know two places, one is Borobudur in Indonesia and the other is the Taj Mahal in India." Wang Zhaojun smiled. "Okay, just blow up these two places." Wenshen clenched his fists and said.
Borobudur Borobudur was built around 750 to 850 AD. It is known as the four miracles of the ancient East, together with the Great Wall of China, the pyramids of Egypt and Angkor Wat in Cambodia.
On that day, Wenshen and Wang Zhaojun took a plane to Borobudur in Indonesia and pretended to be tourists for a tour. Then, Wenshen sent Wang Zhaojun back to Shencheng and came to Yemen alone to buy a large amount of explosives.
Late at night, Wenshen flashed like a ghost in various places in Borobudur. After placing the bomb, Wenshen returned to Shencheng with a little surprise.
"Really, yes!" Wenshen said in surprise. It turned out that when Wenshen installed the bomb, he found that he could reach the space instantly as long as he was within his sight. For example, Wenshen stood at one end of the playground and might reach the other end in an instant through space. Although Wenshen had never been to the other end, Wenshen could see it, and could only reach it by seeing it. Wenshen thought to himself: "This function is good, the legendary shrinking of the ground is inch."
Wenshen decided to try this function. When he came to the yard, he looked up at the moon, and thought naively: "Can you reach the moon? Alas, even if you can reach it, you dare not try it. If there is no air on the moon, who dares to stay there."
Suddenly, Wenshen flashed to a height of 500 meters, and then appeared at a height of 1,500 meters, 2,000 meters,... When Wenshen came out of the space, he felt a little cold. This time, Wenshen did not climb up, but started a free fall movement. The whistling wind passed through his ears, and the feeling of weightlessness made Wenshen's renal secretion glands accelerate secretion, which felt very good. When he was about to approach the ground, Wenshen flashed and returned to the ground smoothly through the space.
"How is it? Did it explode?" Wang Zhaojun asked hurriedly when he saw Wen Shen enter the door. Wen Shen looked at his watch and said, "It should explode. Okay, go to bed, you will see the news tomorrow."
Sure enough, the next day's news clearly conveyed the scene of the explosion. Borobudur, known as one of the four great miracles of the ancient East, has turned into ruins. Since there were no large number of casualties in the middle of the night, only a few poor people who were guarding died. But this move angered Indonesian monkeys, especially President Susilo, at the press conference, criticized terrorists and intentionally or unintentionally linked terrorists to Chinese people.
"It seems that this Indonesian monkey president is not a good thing, it is insincere." Wang Zhaojun looked at the news and said angrily. "Yeah, it's not a thing. Do you think the anti-Chinese incident will happen again?" Wenshen said a little worried. "I think it's not possible." Wang Zhaojun said.
"If these monkeys dare to massacre Chinese again, I will sooner or later destroy the garbage." Wenshen said viciously, "By the way, why do you think the government will protest? Can you come up with some practical information? Do you have any internal news?"
"Well, how can I say this? Many things are not as simple as we imagined, they all have causes and consequences." Wang Zhaojun sighed. "Damn, there is no need to worry about the massacre of compatriots." Wen Shen wondered.
"Haha, there are so many people who are fighting each other with the nation. This is not something we can do." Wang Zhaojun and Xi Ni said, "Today, are we going there and still going to bomb the Taj Mahal in India?" Wen Shen laughed and said, "Go, why not?"
Two hours later, the two took a flight to New Delhi, India, and then transferred to Agra City. It has to be said that there are so many Indians, and there are so many tourists in the Taj Mahal. The two of them took a casual walk and went back to the hotel to rest.
In the hotel, Wenshen lay on the bed a little tired and said, "Comrade Wang Zhaojun, come and massage me." As soon as he finished speaking, a black thing hit his face. Wenshen picked it up and saw it was a bra, and smiled and said, "It's not good for Comrade Wang Zhaojun to throw things around."
Wang Zhaojun, naked, lay beside Wen Shen, blew hot air from Wen Shen's ear and said, "What's wrong? You want to see it? Are you eating too much and getting a little tired of it?" Wen Shen laughed dryly and said, "How can you do it?"
After a storm, Wenshen lay on the bed, kicking her breath, thinking to himself, why did he feel raped. He turned to look at Wang Zhaojun who was satisfied beside him, sighed, and came to Yemen through the space. Since the Taj Mahal was built in marble, Wenshen specially purchased double the intense explosives this time.
That night, after installing the explosives, Wenshen returned to the villa in Shencheng with Wang Zhaojun. Wenshen, who had not been sleeping for a long time, lying on the bed and slept soundly until dawn.
After dawn, Wenshen and the other two were having dinner while watching the news. "Haha, this has angered the Indian San and the Indonesian monkeys." Wenshen smiled. "What can I do if I get angry? They don't know who did it." Wang Zhaojun said disapprovingly.
In the news, the Indian Prime Minister accused that this was done by Pakistan's terrorist organizations. Pakistani side strongly denied it and accused India of slandering it. There was a situation of confrontation on the Indian-Pakistan border, and sporadic exchanges of firefights occurred frequently. Since both countries are nuclear countries, the people began to worry about their nuclear war.
Of course, these were not what Wenshen considered. After Wenshen finished his meal, he went to the supermarket to purchase some daily necessities and came to Yizhou through the space. At this time, it was already the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month. When he returned to Wen's house, Wenshen saw Wang Xiu and his two girls were still there, and he smiled and said, "Why haven't you been home for the New Year yet?"
"It's still early to the New Year. We are waiting for the husband to come back." Wang Xiu said obediently.
"Well, where is your Sister Zhang?" Wenshen asked. Wang Xiu blushed and said in a low voice: "Sister Zhang is washing things in the bathroom?"
Wen Shen smiled and said, "Wash things, just wash things, why are you blushing?" Wang Xiu's face turned even more red, and she whispered, "Sister Zhang is red, are you washing that cloth!"
Wen Shen was stunned, and then thought about women's menstruation, and thought a little bit self-black: "There are no sanitary napkins in this era. Women always wrap them with long cloths and wash them afterwards. If only I thought of this, it would be great."
"Sir, what are you thinking?" Wang Xiu shook Wenshen and asked. Wenshen came to his senses and smiled and said, "It's nothing, this is the New Year gift I can buy for you. When you go home, you will bring it with you." Wenshen put the things in his hand on the coffee table.
"Thank you, sir." Wang Xiu said happily.
Wang Xiu and Cecilia Cheung made a seemingly sumptuous lunch for Wenshen. Among them, Wenshen looked very simple, including cabbage, radish, garlic, and some meat. The winter in the Song Dynasty was not like the modern ones. There were various vegetable greenhouses in modern times, providing all kinds of vegetables, but there were no in the Song Dynasty.
Wenshen was still very happy to sweep the seemingly sumptuous lunch with the two girls. After dinner, Wenshen gave the various models of thermal underwear, socks, shampoo, soap, etc. to the two girls one by one.
Because Wang Xiu was far away from home, Wenshen decided to drive Wang Xiu back. After more than half an hour of bumpyness, the two finally arrived at Wangjiabao and parked the car at the door of Wangxiu's house. "Dad, mother, I'm back." Wang Xiu looked as soon as he entered the door.
When Wang Youcai and Wang Xiu's mother heard the sound, they hurriedly came out of the kang in the room. Wang Xiu's mother said in a little crying, "Wang Xiu, it's Wang Xiu's mother who is back." Wang Xiu's mother touched Wang Xiu up and down, "It's growing taller again. It seems that Mr. Wen's food is just good."
Wang Youcai next to him saw Wen Shen and went up to bow and said, "It's a great honor for the national master to come to the humble house. The national master is welcomed." Wen Shen laughed and said, "No, I still have something to do, so I have to hurry back." Wang Youcai said a little disobediently: "How can this make the national master have to finish the meal before leaving." Wen Shen said, "I just ate it, if you don't believe me, please ask Wang Xiu."
After some politeness, Wenshen drove to Yizhou. When he passed by Wang Daniu's house, Wenshen took out some desserts and snacks from the space and pushed the door into Wang Daniu's house.
"Uncle Wang..." Wen Shen shouted.
"This, this, this is not the national teacher." Wang Daniu stuttered a little when he saw that it was Wenshen. After saying that, he came forward and bowed. Seeing this, Wenshen hurriedly stepped forward and helped him up and said, "Uncle Wang, we should not be so polite."
Wenshen saw Dahu, Xiaohu and Daya come out, so he took out the candies and handed them to them, saying, "Take these candies to eat." The children looked at Wenshen nervously, but their eyes were aimed at the candies in Wenshen's hands from time to time. Wenshen smiled when he saw this and stuffed the candies into the children's pockets.
Aunt Wang came out and said, "It's not possible to use it, it's not possible." Wen Shen smiled and said, "Okay, Aunt Wang, don't be so polite. Is the small business in Yizhou this year okay?"
"Okay, it's so good, I'm so lucky. Look, this pork is from the cement factory." Aunt Wang pointed to the pork on the table happily and said, "In addition, I have spare money this year. I pulled a few feet of flower cloth for the children, and the children were so happy."
"That's good." Wenshen looked at the flowers on the children and said happily.
Wenshen and Wang Daniu and his wife chatted for a while, then stood up and returned to Yizhou. Wenshen in Yizhou did not stay for too long, so they returned to Modern Shencheng through the space.
Chapter completed!