Chapter 248 Professional pretending to be crazy and selling stupid for more than ten years(1/2)
Chapter 248: Professionally pretending to be crazy and stupid for more than ten years
The elderly Taoist priest exclaimed, and the Buddha dust in his hand slammed heavily on Xiao Daniu's back.
Xiao Daniu sneered.
Is Fo Chen an offensive weapon? Can it be used to kill people with appearance? It's not as good as the pitchfork in my hand.
The Buddha dust in the hands of the elderly Taoist priest was made of black gold wire. After these Buddha dust silks were infused with spiritual energy, each golden wire was like a rope or a gun. As long as the Buddha dust fell on Xiao Daniu's back, the elderly Taoist priest would guarantee that Xiao Daniu would become cold.
Unfortunately, the employer only asked to torture Xiao Daniu hard, and then told Xiao Daniu who he had offended, and finally let Xiao Daniu be executed in fear, but now he is talking and there is no time to complete the employer's entrustment.
Forget it, there is no one everywhere now. What did I do? As long as I beat you to death and refuse to admit your account, how can the employer know?
As the thought flashed, the Buddha dust had not yet fallen on Xiao Daniu's back. The elderly Taoist priest suddenly felt a severe pain coming from his dantian. He looked at the place where the severe pain came and found a pitchfork was inserted straight into his stomach, and the fork teeth were pierced deeply into his stomach, and the fork rod was shaking in the air.
how so?
The older Taoist priest looked at Xiao Daniu with reproach. Xiao Daniu threw away the Taoist priest in his hand like an electric shock, and then replied with a sorry look on his face and tremblingly: "I, I don't blame me for the one I bumped into."
The elderly Taoist priest suddenly felt very surprised. How could a inferior weapon in the mortal world hurt him? How could it hurt him?
He gently lifted the spiritual energy, preparing to reverse the spiritual energy and popped out the pitchfork on his stomach, but when he lifted the spiritual energy, he felt the pain of his dantian like tearing.
Suddenly, the corner of his eyes was the body of the young Taoist priest who was thrown down by Xiao Daniu. The body of the young Taoist priest had shrunk to the size of a baby, with dry skin like dry soil, and his whole body had become silent.
At this time, Xiao Daniu approached with a silence, pinched the handle of the pitchfork that was still trembling in the air, and asked with a diligent look on his face: "I'll help you?"
After saying that, Xiao Daniu tried hard to draw the fork out - what a severe pain this is!
The heart-wrenching pain hit the older Taoist priest. Accompanied by the pain was the spiritual energy that surged out like a tide. The older Taoist priest found in fear that the spiritual energy in his body poured into Xiao Daniu's body along the fork rod. When the fork was pulled out of the older Taoist priest, the older Taoist priest found that his body was shrinking and Xiao Daniu's image became taller and taller.
The elderly Taoist priest suddenly remembered a legendary rumor, and he shouted with all his strength: "Pi Xiu Divine Art."
The elderly Taoist priest hopes that with his last shout, he can awaken the whole village.
He did shout with all his might, but he didn't know that his shout was no more than the humming sound of flies and mosquitoes.
The courtyard returned to peace. Xiao Daniu looked at the pitchfork and the blood splashed on the ground by the elderly Taoist priest. He shook his head gently, shook the pitchfork in his hand. The blood on the pitchfork disappeared immediately, and the whole pitchfork suddenly became as smooth as new... Then, the pitchfork also disappeared out of thin air.
Walking to the corpse of the young Taoist priest, Xiao Daniu picked up the young Taoist priest's clothes - this piece of clothing, now it looks too fat compared to the young Taoist priest's body.
Xiao Daniu shook his clothes out of thin air, and the clothes disappeared immediately, leaving behind the naked corpse of a young Taoist priest, a belt, and a purse with the same appearance as a wallet.
Xiao Daniu picked up the belt and after the belt disappeared out of thin air, he turned the purse left by the young Taoist priest in his hand. In his memory, he seemed to have seen this thing, but he could not recall it at all.
Well, after thinking about it, Xiao Daniu immediately threw the bodies of the young Taoist priests and the older Taoist priests into the space. He also hid the items left by the two Taoist priests.
As for the blood on the ground - Xiao Daniu used a shovel to remove a layer of soil, flattening the ground as new. Then, he looked at the courtyard under the moonlight and nodded with satisfaction.
In fact, there is no moonlight tonight. In such a dark night, Xiao Daniu can see every grain of dust in the yard and ensure that there will be no drop of blood left - this is probably because he did not observe with his eyes, and he used his spiritual consciousness.
I'm hungry and tired after doing so much work, so I'll just take a shower and go to bed.
When he got up early in the morning, Xiao Daniu felt that he wanted to forget something. He walked around the yard and cleaned the livestock shed. Xiao Daniu looked at the empty yard and then remembered that he probably forgot his elder sister and younger sister in the cellar.
I need to move the cabinet away, lift the stone slab, and call my elder sister and sister out... Xiao Daniu thought about it, hesitated to enter the cellar, first put the elder sister on the ground, then put the three boxes away, and then stretched out his hand, a large amount of soil flowed out between his fingers, quickly filling the entire cellar.
Back to the ground, put the stone slabs back, and moved the cabinet to its original place. Xiao Daniu returned to the yard and saw that his elder sister was about to open the yard door. Xiao Daniu waved his hand: "If you don't open the door, our house will not open the door today."
My elder sister didn’t know what happened yesterday, so my younger brother asked her to hide in the cellar. But it was not enough not to open the door today. The farmhouse family had to manage firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea every day, and didn’t charge firewood for a day, and there was no fire at home.
"I'll go to the back mountain to find some firewood," Zhenni explained softly.
Xiao Daniu couldn't speak, and he kept shook his head. Zhenni thought about it and realized a little bit: Everyone was so fierce yesterday, so it was normal to shut the door and avoid the limelight for a few days... But there was really no firewood at home.
"My sister is hungry, and she wants to make a fire at home to cook..."
Xiao Daniu shook his head and said stupidly: "Carry up the house and clean up the house you live in."
After saying that, Xiao Daniu stood up and walked into the kitchen. He stood in the kitchen and looked at the decorations in the kitchen. He shook his head, turned around, opened all the various cabinets in the kitchen, looked at the basins and jars one by one, and then crushed all the basins and jars with contempt, dismantled them all, and prepared to use them as firewood.
Zhenni stood at the door for a while, and the little sister hummed and shouted in her arms. Zhenni had no choice but to hear the constant cracking of firewood in the kitchen. She gritted her teeth and gently pushed Shanni: "You go find your brother and ask him to get you some food. Sister is going to clean up the house."
Zhenni walked into the west wing room and heard the little girl running into the stove room with a dong dong, raising her clear voice, and shouting to Xiao Daniu: "Brother, you're hungry, hungry."
The little sister's shouting came to an abrupt end, but the sound of chopping wood in the kitchen never stopped. After a while, the sound of chopping wood stopped, but the sound of Ding Ding Dongdong and smashing things in the kitchen again reminded me of the sound of Ding Dongdongdong.
Zhenni was absent-mindedly cleaning the room.
Her cousins have bought a lot of things in recent years. Zhenni packed up the things that did not belong to her and put them in a few boxes that did not belong to her. She and her younger sister just had to leave two beds, and there was no need to have too many bedding. Just leave two half-new and old ones, and that's enough.
After cleaning up all this, Zhenni finally stopped hearing the movement in the kitchen. She walked out of the west wing and walked towards the kitchen.
As she approached the kitchen, Zhenni smelled an indescribable sweet smell, and she immediately started to gush alone. Zhenni covered her stomach shyly, but immediately thought that there was no one else in this yard now.
It’s all my brothers and sisters, so it doesn’t matter whether it’s embarrassing or not. As for the scolding of my second uncle and aunt, it’s too far away from me.
The kitchen has changed a lot now. The messy things in the kitchen have disappeared. On the wall next to the door, a large cabinet that is as tall as the wall, straight up and down. The cabinet cannot be said to be made of wood, but the wood used to make the cabinet... Zhenni promised that she had never seen it at home before.
She had many questions in her mind, but the high pressure over the years had already made Zhenni dare not open her mouth to ask, so she just looked up at the cabinet and walked towards the only table in the kitchen.
There is a simple table in the kitchen. The tabletop seems to be composed of a whole piece of wooden boards, while the four table legs are composed of iron pipes... Oh my God, ironware, how expensive.
Surrounding the table, Xiao Daniu sat directly opposite the kitchen door. His little sister sat on a chair with a strange appearance. The chair had very high legs and a small surface. The armrests of the chair were completely enclosed. The child sat in the chair and was almost completely surrounded by the armrests of the chair. There was a deep plate, a deep bowl, and a cup on the armrests of the chair - these three things were made of metal and emitted a shiny white light.
Her little girl was sitting in the chair with a smile, holding a strange-shaped wooden spoon in her hand, scooping something to eat from a plate and bowl, her face full of satisfaction.
The little sister Shanni was sitting on the "dining chair" that is used as a modern child. Xiao Daniu couldn't explain the origin of this chair at all. He just imagined the structure of the chair in his mind, and then he was stunned for a while. Before he knew it, the entity of the chair appeared in his hand.
Seeing Zhenni coming over, Xiao Daniu pointed to the cabinet beside the wall. Zhenni turned her eyes to the cabinet and found that there were many patterns on the cabinet door, and one of them had a strange backrest chair.
Zhenni opened the cabinet door with the backrest chair and found that there were countless metal chairs stacked inside the cabinet door, and the chairs were stacked one by one, stacked very high. These chairs were obviously made of metal, but when they were held in their hands, they felt that the weight was lighter than that of wooden chairs. Zhenni didn't know that there was still a saying in this world.
Yes, these chairs are made of titanium metal that is lighter than metal aluminum.
The stamped titanium metal chairs are each standard in shape. Twelve chairs are folded together, but they do not occupy much space and can be placed in one cabinet door. Other cabinets are plates, bowls, seasoning jars, salt jars, etc. according to the patterns drawn on the cabinet door.
As for rice and flour jars, they are also made of titanium metal. The mouth of the jar is like a milk cylinder, with a special sealing lid.
Because these rice and grain jars are of standard style, they can be stacked and stored in the cabinet. The entire kitchen is completely free of debris. In addition, the floor tiles are repaved on the kitchen floor, so the entire kitchen looks much brighter.
The table in the center of the kitchen can also be folded, the legs of the table are folded, and the table top can stand against the wall... In this way, when you don’t eat, there will be no debris in the entire kitchen.
On the little sister's baby dining chair, there are milk porridge, egg soup, juice and scones.
Xiao Daniu didn't know where these things came from.
In addition, there was a plate of baked bacon, a few small stacks of cold dishes, and a stack of high, freshly baked pancakes on the table.
Zhenni pulled a chair and sat down on the table. While she looked at the kitchen strangely, she asked curiously: "Big Niu, what about the firewood you chopped? Although the furniture in the kitchen is not very good, it is the home business that my parents bought after all. It is too inappropriate for you to chop the fire."
Xiao Daniu drank a large jar of milk and said in a muffled voice: "It's not a good wood."
The furniture in the kitchen is of course not a good wood, and it has been smoky and fire for decades...
Well, Zhenni is not a person who is used to making decisions. After Daniu said that, she would not object.
While she was eating, Zhenni occasionally recalled. She looked at the wardrobe standing against the wall and suddenly realized that if her younger brother Daniu had the skill of creating furniture, the furniture made was like cabinets in the corner of the wall and the current tables and chairs, then the original old furniture in the kitchen was not worth regretting.
Zhenni didn't think much about it. She couldn't imagine how with the power of ordinary people, she could create a wall of cabinets and these tables and chairs in the blink of an eye.
After realizing the past, Zhenni thought about the things in the west wing and felt that the things left by her cousins were not worth cherishing. At that time, let Daniu take a look and put away all the things she didn't want. Leave two beds and a wardrobe for her sisters, and a wardrobe would be enough. No matter how much furniture there is, it would be a burden.
Now the east wing room is clean and the kitchen is so tidy... All this actually contains a psychological hint: Xiao Daniu is ready to run away if he can't beat him.
But at this moment, Zhenni did not realize this psychological hint. She just vaguely felt that the room was so simple that it was time to abandon it, and she didn't feel any regret.
After a while, a messy footsteps came from outside the courtyard gate. Grandma Li Wang's voice sounded first. She slapped the door twice and shouted in a crying voice: "Big Niu, Big Niu, are you okay?"
Before the room answered, grandma immediately started crying at the top of her voice: "I'm sorry, my Saner family, and now I haven't even left any blood..."
Xiao Daniu roared angrily: "I'm not dead!".
After a pause, Xiao Daniu immediately added: "Living, my sister and my sister are all alive."
The crying outside the door ended abruptly.
Xiao Daniu's eyes shone through the courtyard wall. After he roared, the group of people outside the courtyard seemed to have been impatient and stood there in a daze, with the expression on his face as if he was crying and laughing, and he couldn't say how uncomfortable it was.
This dullness lasted for two or three minutes. When a group of onlookers gathered outside the hospital again, the uncle asked tentatively: "Big Niu, it's really you, are you really not dead?"
Before the door opened, these people knew that the people inside were dead. Then, it is self-evident where the two Taoist priests came from last night.
If Xiao Daniu is very eloquent, he really has to defend himself with the other party and reveal the true face of the other party hiring a murderer.
But does it make sense to do this?
At this point, Xiao Daniu's slow head finally felt what was abnormal yesterday. His grandparents, uncle and second uncle did not mess around. It turned out that they had a vicious plan in their hearts.
They must have thought that after the two Taoist priests came last night, they had killed Xiao Daniu's family of three. So no matter how unfair the Xiao Daniu's family was, their property would legally fall into the hands of Xiao Daniu's relatives.
In this way, why do they pursue the embarrassment of being driven out of the house with naked body?
Xiao Daniu turned his face and asked his elder sister Zhenni: "That, is it a biological breastfeed?"
Zhenni turned her head a few times and vaguely understood the meaning of Xiao Daniu's question. But at this time, her grandmother slapped the yard door again and repeatedly asked Xiao Daniu to open the door to prove that she was still alive.
Seeing Xiao Daniu completely ignore the voice outside the door, Zhenni also learned to shout outside the door. She thought for a while and replied softly: "If we really want to look at it carefully, our father is actually not a member of the Li family. Our father was sold by his grandfather when he was five years old."
Xiao Daniu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Really?"
Zhenni nodded softly: "I remember in a trance that our mother once blamed her father for clearly getting rid of the group of vampires, why did she send them to suck blood again? Later, my parents argued and I heard a few words.
It was said that when our father was young, someone calculated that his relatives were extinct. Grandpa and grandma didn't like our father very much. Later, the great-grandma died of illness one after another, and our grandpa suffered continuous losses in business, so grandpa and grandpa didn't like our father even more.
To be continued...