"Damn!!!"

Lu Li was awakened by pain.

It hurts the head.

And what he saw when he woke up and opened his eyes was not a familiar ceiling.

Of course it is not an unfamiliar ceiling.

What he saw was his four non-obvious abdominal muscles.

There is also the morning symbol of the young man below.

Holding urine.

It may also be related to the dream last night.

He dreamed that he was having sex with three monster ladies.

There is actually no problem here. After all, Lu Li commits bigamy with unmeasurable beautiful girls in his dreams every day.

But the style of the painting gradually became terrifying.

After he was exhausted, the three young ladies were not only unsatisfied, but even hooked up with the young ladies in order to punish him for not being able to keep his husband's words, but also turned into a little chrysanthemum who was playing with him frantically!

Lu Li was shocked!

Lu Li was furious!

No one can play with his little chrysanthemum!

No one!

Even a doctor can't do it!

So he never had a physical examination because he heard that there is a item in the physical examination called "criticism examination"...

As the name suggests, finger inspection is to check with your fingers.

The doctor is using his fingers, and the person being examined is the person who is examined.

As for how to check with your fingers...

Then there is no need to say much.

Lu Li just rolled forward and avoided it!

Then......

Then I just rolled off the bed and hit the floor.

“It’s so scary…”

In short, Lu Li got up and rubbed his forehead and planned to go to the bathroom to wash.

He still has to go to work today.

As a result, as soon as he got up, he heard a "tearing" sound. His shorts cracked and his entire butt was exposed to the air.

"......unlucky!"

He simply changed his inner and outer pants directly.

As a result, when I was wearing my outer pants, I mixed garlic under my feet and another dog came to eat.

Fortunately, he subconsciously raised his arm to protect his face, so he did not let his handsome face (the three monster ladies authenticate their real names) avoid kissing the high nose bridge from the floor.

It also prevented the possibility of front teeth running away from home.

This time he didn't dare to scold him anymore, but got up and silently pulled him off his shoes and went to the bathroom to wash.

I picked up the toothbrush and squeezed it into my mouth. As soon as I tried hard, the handle of the toothbrush broke directly.

“…”

Lu Li had no expression on his face, held the broken toothbrush handle, and continued to brush his teeth.

When he finished brushing his teeth, he went to the water pipe to collect water from the cup... The water stopped again!

Lu Li still had no expression on his face.

He just "floats" to the refrigerator at the connection between the living room and kitchen, and silently turns on the refrigerator.

Well, there is a power outage.

The food in the refrigerator smells like it.

Lu Li's mouth, which was fascinated by white foam, twitched slightly, but he still did not get angry. Instead, he silently picked up a bottle of pure water and returned to the bathroom to continue washing.

This time he was careful and tried to avoid all problems.

Finally... except for a slight bleeding in the gums, no new difficulties arise.

After everything was sorted out, he went out to go to work.

In order to avoid forgetting his phone at home, he kept holding it in his hand.

But when he just closed the door, he put his phone in his pocket, he didn't touch the keys of the house and the car.

Neither BMW key nor small pedal key.

Lu Li hurried to pull the door.

Of course, his home in peace had completely closed the door to him.

"Damn it!!!"

Lu Li finally collapsed his mind.

It’s so fucking bad today that he’s going to open the door for bad luck – he’s so unlucky!

Forget it, just take a taxi.

But he turned around and stood there in a daze.

The girl in her high school uniform I came back last night still sat in a hug her knees.

But this time she didn't bury her head, but looked up pitifully at him.

That delicate little face is simply!

It can be said that it is no worse than Miss Bai and the other three.

But this guy seems a little immature.

If Miss Bai and Miss Luo are strong royal sisters and Miss Huai Xu are girls in the process of transforming towards princes, then this girl is a slightly immature girl.

It is estimated that it will not be over eighteen years old.

Maybe not even over seventeen years old.

Lu Li suddenly fell into deep fear.

Judging from his bad luck after getting up today, he must not talk to him now!

Otherwise, one or several of the following results may occur.

1. The little girl took out the anti-wolf spray and sprayed him on his face.

2. The little girl took out a knife and opened her eyes to him. Of course, it was impossible to be PY.

3. The door of the neighbor's house suddenly opened, and the neighbor called the police.

4. The little girl called the police.

Then there is only one choice, just ignore her.

Even if she is pitiful.

Even if she might not have gone home all night.

But this is nothing to do with me, Mr. Lu!

Thinking of this, Lu Li suddenly felt enlightened.

He didn't look back, and he didn't even bother to wait for the elevator, so he slipped through the stairwell.

The little girl pursed her lips, and her eyes showed disappointment.

But a few minutes later, the disappointment in her eyes disappeared.

Because she heard the sound of the elevator running.

Soon, the door opened.

Who else can come out besides Lu Li?

Lu Li handed her the hot buns and soy milk he just bought.

After she said "Thank you" and took it, she turned around and was about to leave.

"etc!"

Lu Li paused and then he would continue to escape.
To be continued...