"It's really nonsense, but that's true."

Pan Shuai was also speechless, "I know why this woman created dozens of urban legends at once! After we learned the news in the bureau, everyone was stunned!"

Logically speaking, most urban legends are not that unsolvable.

As long as it is not triggered, the urban legend will be in a state of sleep.

After the trigger, just follow the steps to complete it, and that's fine.

But it just fails if it can't be triggered!

This will not only make you unlucky, but it will also be "contagious"!

As a result, this woman is so good that she has created dozens of them at once!

What a fucking genius!

Lu Li squinted his dead fish eyes and complained, "That's not your girlfriend's best friend."

"It's already divided, just make trouble for me." Pan Shuai waved his hand, "If you don't talk about me, it's mainly your problem now. Lao Lu, you have to hold on! Otherwise, my brothers and I can only meet you in the crematorium for the last time. There is no habit of eating mats in our city, and I'm afraid I won't be able to see you off by then."

Lu Li: "..."

"You can't wait for me to be well? You can still laugh."

"I can't cry! Don't you let me laugh? I'm helpless and bitter, okay?" Pan Shuai patted Lu Li's shoulder to comfort him, "But there is good news, that our bureau finally understands the order in which these urban legends appear after researching all night."

He explained to Lu Li, "According to common sense, urban legends will not appear in groups. Even if one person triggers several at the same time, it is important to come first and then arrive. Anyway, urban legends will queue up.

"What do you know how that woman triggered dozens of people at the same time."

To be honest, it is the first time they have seen this kind of thing, as an old state-owned enterprise that has been established for decades.

I wanted to study it, but unfortunately the woman was dead.

The autopsy is being performed, but there should be no results.

"Okay, I probably understand the situation." Lu Li sighed and asked, "What is the first urban legend?"

"It's just that midnight apple." Pan Shuai smoked his third cigarette at this moment. "Actually, our online police are very tired to delete posts online. Posts similar to urban legends are all trying to delete, but there are too many people who are bored and they really like to commit suicide!"

Hao Liang made an addition next to him, "If you don't talk about this, let's talk about the midnight apple peeling. Generally, the urban legend in the sleepy state needs to be triggered by the guy who is trying to die. But if it is triggered and then the operation fails and starts to be infected, the target can only passively accept it.

"For example, if you take the initiative to peel apples at midnight, you need to buy apples yourself. If the time is not up to date, it will not be triggered.

"But now it's infectious, Lao Lu, you have to pay attention.

"According to our past information, an absolutely round apple will appear on your dining table from 9:00 to 10:00 tonight. If you do not follow the rules of this urban legend, then even if it fails automatically at 12:00, you will still be in trouble.

"But it's okay to break the mirror at that time, but the next day it will still trigger the apple peeling at midnight, and the second urban legend will also start to trigger. In other words, you will face two urban legends at the same time."

"So I have to peel apples tonight? And I can't peel off the skin." Lu Li confirmed.

"That's right." Pan Shuai nodded, "We are here this time to take you to meet a special chef. The master has studied the case for more than 50 years and was a big shot who had worked as a state banquet.

"He is especially good at peeling vegetables and fruits, and even the island countries call him the 'peeling immortal'."

Lu Li: "..."

"Cooking Fairy" and "Sushi Fairy" are ridiculous enough. Now I'm still giving me the entire "Skinning Fairy"?

Then if you make a promise of X, can it be called "Ask X Immortal"?

If you have too many DIYs, can you also call it "X Immortal" or "Self-generating Immortal"?

"Forget it, it's useless to sharpen the gun in the last battle. I have my own tricks."

Seeing that Lu Li was not nervous at all, Pan Shuai and the others were relieved and were a little curious, "What are you planning to do?"

Pan Shuai suddenly realized, "Old Lu, are you actually a big boss-level white-college chef who has been hiding for a long time?"

"Do you believe this?" Lu Li was too lazy to pay attention to him, "Look at my brother's actions."

He took out his cell phone and bought something online, and then the express delivery was to send a quick delivery in the same city.

It will be delivered in about half an hour.

Pan Shuai was a little confused, "Lao Lu, what did you buy?"

Lu Li glanced at the three of them and smiled slightly, "Internet celebrity apple-sharpening artifact."

Pan Shuai, Hao Liang, Luo Hao: "???"

............

Four hours later, the four-member group went out together for a meal (there were invoices, reimbursed by the Chaoling Bureau), and then went to the supermarket to buy two boxes of apples and came back (there were also reimbursed).

At this time, the apple-sharpening artifact had already been delivered.

This apple-sharpening artifact is somewhat similar to the pencil sharpener.

The base of this thing is made of plastic, and there are four feet with suction cups under the base.

There is a rotating tray on the base, and a rocker handle on the other side that looks like a pencil sharpener.

A peeler is fixed on the tray, and three slender iron needles are connected to the other end of the shaking handle.

"Come on, let's see what I do."

Lu Li took out an apple and inserted the bottom horizontally on the fixing needle.

Then quickly turn the shaking handle.

It took only about five seconds to peel the apple skin.

And it was a complete strip, and it was not broken at all!

Lu Li turned around, spread his hands, raised his lips, and said nothing.

Pan Shuai, Hao Liang and Luo Hao looked at each other.

They suddenly felt frustrated that their IQ was crushed, and then they felt ashamed of being ashamed.

Especially the pile of things next to Lu Li, combined with his shrugged shoulders and spread his hands, his face was innocent but his eyes were joking, and it was so sarcastic!

And it is a silent ridicule!

Although Lu Li didn't say anything, his expression and movement seemed to be saying...

"That's it?"

"I think your state-owned enterprises are a bit corrupt. Modern society must have modern thinking. What is the strongest thing about us humans? It is a tool! There is also the thinking of creating and using tools!"

Lu Li became more and more arrogant and began to start a crazy mockery mode of them, "How about you write a report letter? I feel that although your leaders are not clear and honest, they are still in a state of corpse."

"In fact, our guns, bulletproof vests, etc. have been modernized and combined with extraordinary abilities..."

Pan Shuai’s rebuttal seems to be very unconfident.

What he said is actually correct, but they are obviously too concerned about high-tech.

They really didn't expect Lu Li's simplistic thinking.

"Okay, what should you do? Go back and study the urban legends of tomorrow."

Lu Li turned around and continued to peel the apple, "I have to practice my hands well in the afternoon, and we will meet again in the evening."

Pan Shuai and the other two looked at each other and nodded at Lu Li, "Then Old Lu, please pay attention to yourself. Let's go back and see if there is any new news. See you in the evening."

"Bye-Bye."

Lu Li didn't look back.

He has become addicted to peeling apples.

This apple-sharpening artifact...not to mention, it's quite decompressive.

............

In a blink of an eye, time came to 11:55 pm.

Lu Li and the other four were waiting for the battle.

Their building has also been evacuated, and now there are only four of them in the house.

But outside, there were police and armed police guarding the outside of this residential building.

The residential buildings are also full of field employees from Super Spirit Bureau.

"Old Lu, are you ready?"

Lu Li did not answer.

He just sat silently at the dining table, and in front of the mirror that stood up on the dining table, inserting the round apple that suddenly appeared an hour ago on the peeling artifact.

When the time came to eleven fifty-nine, he turned around and smiled, "This knife has fifty years of skill."

Then when there were three seconds left before twelve o'clock, he quickly turned the handle.

Before Pan Shuai and the other two could react, they were even planning to complain about his words, and he finished speaking.

A whole apple peel was perfectly peeled out.

The three of them were confused.
To be continued...