Chapter 3 Jiyou! My brother can't be this cute!
At the beginning of the book, Charles is a girl. She has reasons for men's clothing. I really don't want to explain it anymore. Except for the beginning of the book, let's talk about it.
Southpudton, a small lake-side town less than 500 miles south of Anweimar, the capital of the Principal of Herrien, is nicknamed Herrien's "Nanjing" by the Anweimar people. The reason is not only because the town is quite large, but also because Herrien's largest mage organization and political organization Jiuta Parliament is located here.
At the Southampton Bar, next to the bar counter, our Lynn Mage is returning to his old career, but the audience around him has changed from ordinary residents and down-and-out mercenaries to familiar Jiuta elite mercenaries. After all, most mages lack interest in noisy places like bars. The bars are mainly war elites who have been hired by Jiuta for a long time or recruited by the entire regiment.
"I said it a lot, and then I saw the big demon open his bloody mouth, and his fire was everywhere, and he was about to spew out the dragon's breath. I thought, I was playing now, and I couldn't avoid it so close. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration appeared, and a wonderful attention appeared. I grabbed his palate and pulled it down hard. Guess what happened, with a loud bang, the dragon's breath exploded in the demon's mouth, and the demon was blown to pieces."
The magical color and mouth flies. Obviously, his experience in Vita Town made him famous. Since disguised as a savage warrior in Vita Tavern, it seems that the temperament of the bragging king of the barbarian clan awakens in him. Lin En is becoming more and more fond of this feeling that everyone listens.
Unfortunately, there are booing below now, and the audience is not giving face. "Yesterday was a demon hunting spider, but today I met someone who would squirt dragon breath. Did you encounter a whole demon legion?"
"I'll have a lovely version with Succubus."
"Little Sail, I prefer the joke that transformed into a fight with a little monster yesterday, the one who shouted 'Kesai, come and form the head' before transforming."
In the corner of the bar, two beauties were chatting together, and there were already no eyebrow pickers and drunkards lying around. It was obvious that the two thorny roses had shown their power, and the two tables around were empty. The two of them were watching the barbarians playing tricks at the bar and whispered.
The blonde beauty has a slightly short-cut short hair, and her short hair is neatly combed. Her bright green pupils seem to have a smile at any time. Her delicate facial features, melon-shaped face and fair skin give people the feeling of being weak, but the purple men's robe of "him" and the three-ring emblem marked on it undoubtedly illustrate her difficulty.
Yes, it was she not him. Although she was wearing a men's robe, her pretty face still made people see her girl's identity at a glance.
"Sister Vivian, haha, maybe she should call you Ms. Inbass." Vivian covered her mouth and chuckled. This mage trial was completed perfectly, allowing her to successfully inherit the surname and inheritance of Inbass of her mentor. Obviously, the other party mentioned this matter at this time made her very happy.
"In the future, you and your elder brother will be in the energy-shaping department. I hope you will take care of my stupid brother. That fool is normal, but I am afraid that sometimes he will get up and get angry."
Seeing the youngest sister paying attention to her, Lin En waved with her wine glass and smiled foolishly, but she didn't notice that her dull eyes and the ale flowing from the corners of her mouth made her look particularly mentally retarded.
Shire immediately returned the sunny smile and turned to Weiwei'an and said, "It seems that this time going out alone to test has made the condition much worse."
'Don't hesitate when encountering this situation in the future. Use this hammer to knock it hard at the back of his head." As he said terrible words, the "brother" handed a huge forged hammer to Vivian sitting opposite him. Obviously, he was not as weak as the person on the surface.
Looking at the solid hammer that was nearly a blade, Vivian was a little speechless, "Charle, this is a bit..."
"Don't worry, this constant lightweight technique is not as heavy as it seems."
"It's not this problem!"
"Don't worry, the hammer tip is engraved with magic breaking runes and stunning techniques. As long as it is used to break the fool's natural magic resistance, it turns out that such a hammer is just right." Charles added
"Break the demon first, then stun the resistance, finally the physical attack is finalized? I suddenly feel a little pitiful to that barbarian. Wouldn't he just knock on his junior sister stupidly? But the beautiful girl magician knocked on someone with a hammer. My image will probably be completely ruined. I firmly refuse, firmly refuse." Vivian thought to himself, showing a embarrassed expression, and was organizing the words of rejection.
"Just stop him from being stupid once, 100 gold coins." Shire obviously knows this Inbass sister very well.
"Ok!, I'm done." Wei Wei'an's attitude immediately made a big turn of 180%, and quickly put the hammer into the space bag.
"It is worthy of being a member of the Bath clan. After being inherited, Sister Vivian became more and more greedy. It seems that as recorded in the information, the gem magic is indeed very expensive. Well, it's better to have ** and deal with it in the future." Charles said in his mind, but his smile on his face sweeter.
At this time, Lynn had finished telling his "adventure story", waved his hand and left his audience, and walked towards the two of them with a smell of alcohol. "What are you talking about? You smile so happily. Vivian, you have a fancy to my brother, don't worry, you are a new and new man, who is doing laundry, cooking, and is perfect, quality guaranteed, and lifelong no repairs." Lynn was not clear and speechless, obviously drank a lot.
The semantics of the words were unclear, and the smell of wine was even more frightened by Vivian and avoided it. However, Charle quickly came forward, took out the anti-alcohol medicine from his arms, and skillfully helped Lin En take it.
The effect of the medicine was quite effective. After a shiver, Lin En woke up and pulled out the chair and sat down. "Hao Huo and the others went back first?"
"He said he saw a headache in a crowded place, so he left first. Lin and Reit said they were going to see the new mentor tomorrow and went back first to prepare for it. So don't celebrate the trials in the bar, and it will end like this unhappy." Charles complained a little.
"I just want everyone to have fun together. I'm so busy this time. This time I have the opportunity to gather together. After all, there is a rare fate for classmates. In the future, everyone will have to learn from their tutors, and there are fewer opportunities to meet." Jiuta's teaching model adopts a parallel method of open courses and enlightenment tutors. When encountering enlightenment tutors who are not dedicated or busy with their own research, it is basically equivalent to self-study.
After passing the trial to become a formal mage, we have to follow the supervisor to study and work, similar to contemporary graduate students and doctoral students. So this time, Lynn proposed that the "Six Heroes of the Library" gather together, but the result was not well considered, and three of them had already left first.
"Fate? I didn't expect you to be a believer of the Brahmin of the Western Khyentse Cult." Vivian was a little surprised by the words mentioned by Lynn. After all, most mages believe in the magic goddess Ms. Xingye or are simply unbelievers.
"No, I am a loyal believer of Ms. Xingye." Lynn pointed to the Aufa emblem hanging on his chest. "I am just a little interested in the religious philosophy of Brahmins. Their view of belief is very strange." When he first learned that there is a religion so similar to Buddhism in this world, the time traveler was also very surprised. Later, after a little understanding of the books, he became accustomed to using this distant religion as a reason for nonsense.
"I don't know what philosophy is that cult is good at studying." Vivian suddenly stood up, her long burgundy hair swaying like flames, and her pretty face was tightly tight. "Sorry, I left in advance." After saying that, she immediately turned around and walked out of the bar quickly, without giving the two people a chance to get in the way.
Looking at the female mage who was obviously leaving in anger, Lin En disturbed her head, "Did I say the wrong thing?"
"Brother Stupid, Vivian originally lived in the Kingdom where the Western Ji Cult is prevalent in Ancient River. His father believed in the afterlife and atonement theory of Western Ji Cult, and donated all his property and family to the temple to "atone for sins". Before being slaved to those evil monks, Vivian was saved by the passing magician Lisa. You mentioned the Western Ji Cult in front of her and said you were interested, aren't you asking for trouble?"
Lin En suddenly realized that he accidentally touched the other party's sadness and was proudly discussing those plausible theories. No wonder Vivian was so angry that she left. "It seems that she will apologize again next time she meets her."
At this time, the beauty was furious, the firelight reflected the fireplace, Shir's pretty face flushed, and his silver bell-like voice was so beautiful that it was not so much accusation, but rather acting like a spoiled person. Unfortunately, our barbarian time traveler has a low IQ, and his emotional intelligence is obviously below the horizontal line, and he is completely unmoved.
"That Western Ji Cult is completely different from the Buddhism in your story. I don't know where you heard the stories. If the prototype in the story is Western Ji Cult, the Western Ji Cult has a strict hierarchy of men and women, women will only be vassals and slaves. The story of the goddess taking eighty-eight faces to the West to obtain the scriptures is obviously unreasonable? Where did you hear these stories?" As he said, Charles got closer.
This is all messy. Obviously, Lynn fulfilled his duties as a time traveler and tried to copy and plagiarize after traveling through time. However, the result of being unclear and casually whispered is that a lot of miscellaneous hodgepodge emerged.
"Ha, maybe in a dream or in the library of the White Tower..." The White Tower among the Nine Towers has the richest collection of books in the entire Northland, and Lynn often treats this as a cover-up.
"I have read all the books on the customs and humanities of Baita. None of them involves the stories you told. Over the past 10 years, you have told me at least 3,000 different stories. Many stories can give me a lot of insights even now. My grandson borrowed arrows from a straw boat, and the pig brother Liangzhi thieves birthday gifts are definitely not something that stupid brother can make up."
Charles looked up at Lin Neng. The distance between the two was less than a punch. Lin Neng could smell the youthful atmosphere of the girl and the fragrance of the ends of her hair.
This is the consequence of the time traveler's unrestrained speech. For more than ten years, he thought Charles was still young, so he used the messy stories he heard in his previous life to exchange for the respectful color of "brother". As a result, both of them have grown up now. "Brother, you are so amazing, you know so much" naturally becomes "Brother, you are fooling people, you know these stories from that."
"Haha" Lynn beat him up, his head turned aside. "This time it seems that it's a big trouble. You shouldn't tell him about those messy things. This guy is getting harder and harder to fool him. You must try to get rid of it." Lynn said in his mind, but unfortunately his brain, which he usually doesn't want to use at critical moments. The more anxious he is, the less he can't find a reason.
After a while, when Lin En was anxious, "Ha, I won't force you anymore" angelic words came to my ears. Lin En turned his head and said "tsk", and his lips collided, and their pupils suddenly contracted. Lin En felt a ray of sweetness pouring into his mouth, but found that he had kissed Charles. His lips were about to part. With a "pop", Lin En rushed back three meters like a frightened rabbit.
It turned out that Charles was raising his feet and getting closer, but Lynn suddenly turned around and the two were getting too close, which led to this amazing scene.
"I...I didn't mean it." Lin En, who was lucky enough to send her first kiss for two lifetimes, was so scared that her hands and feet were dancing, and she felt her heart beating out of her chest. "It smells so fragrant, it turns out that the girl's lips tastes so soft." The lucky man couldn't help but think of it.
"No, no, she is my younger brother, she is my younger brother, not a girl." Lin En, who felt that his thoughts were wrong, felt a little dizzy, but found that Charle lowered her head, her white and jade-like face had turned red, and the red glow spread to her ears. Under the dim light, the shy beauty was particularly adorable. Looking at the pretty face like a red apple, the urge to take a bite appeared in Lin En's heart.
"It's so cute, it must be very soft and fragrant." "No, no, my "brother" cannot be so cute." "It's so cute" The contradictory mood made Lynn fall into a battle between heaven and man.
After a while, suddenly, Lin En felt someone pulling the corner of her clothes, but turned around and found that Charles was standing behind her. She was still lowering her head. The red glow had not yet faded. The tip of her right finger was touching the red lips, as if she was savoring something. The usual clear voice became thin and unpleasant.
"Let's go back"
The moon is bright and the stars are sparse. The two of them are walking home one after another. The starry night is vast. The autumn wind blows the willows by the lake and fly lightly, and the lake surface produces faint ripples. Charles still holds Lin Neng's corner of his clothes and lowers his head without saying a word. Lin Neng, who has a big mouth, rarely closed his mouth, which is used to causing trouble.
Finally, the determined beauty broke the silence first.
"Big Brother"
"Yeah, what?"
"Will you keep telling stories to me in the future?"
“…Well, of course”
"Even if we are old?"
“Yeah, of course, as long as you want to hear, I will tell’
"Then I'll listen today"
"I'll tell you what kind of story I want to hear when I go back?"
"Liang Zhu, the happy ending version"
Lin En suddenly turned around. He saw the beauty under the moon smiling, smiling like a flower, eyes with affection, feelings like fire, and eyes like lightning.
Chapter completed!