Chapter 71: Brother Gives You Candy
"Xifeng, hurry up and see the door." Just as the group of fools on the TV were about to finish pk, Han Mengya's voice came from outside the door.
"Here you come." I shouted, and hurried to the door and opened it. Han Mengya was holding several bags in her hand, and the little girl was holding a box of beer in her arms.
"Do you want me to help?" I asked as Han Mengya held so many things in her hand.
"No need, you'd better sit there honestly!" Han Mengya said as she walked into the room.
"Okay then!" I took a few steps and made way out of the door.
The little girl and Han Mengya put the ingredients and beer on the table and sat on the sofa.
"I'm so tired." Han Mengya pinched her arm.
"What did you buy?" I closed the door and walked to the table and opened the bag with my left hand. I looked at it. What beef, chicken, duck ham, eggs, pork, etc.
"Why did you buy so much meat?" Looking at the bags full of meat, I asked Han Mengya.
"If you eat this kind of thing, you will heal your wound quickly and it is nutritious, so I bought it back." Han Mengya picked up a magazine on the table and slapped her face in the wind.
"Then you don't have to buy so many! Do you really treat me as a pig?" I said depressedly as each serving on the table weighs about 3 kilograms.
"Isn't that going to have a pig and a dog tonight? So I bought so many."
"Oh, by the way, I forgot that two non-humans will come tonight." I slapped my head and said as if I understood something.
"Haha, okay, you watch TV! Xueer and I are going to start cooking." Han Mengya said, then picked up the bag and walked towards the kitchen. The little girl followed Han Mengya and also followed the kitchen.
"Girl, come here." I stopped the little girl just as she was about to enter the kitchen.
"What's the matter?" the little girl turned around and asked.
"Come here." I waved my hand to signal her to come over. The little girl slowly walked to me and asked, "What's the matter? Is it so mysterious?"
"Hehe, my cigarettes are gone. Can you go down and buy me a pack?" I asked the little girl tentatively.
"Why? I'm going to ask Sister Mengya." The little girl tilted her head and thought for a while before suddenly saying something.
"Don't ask her anymore. You know that my brother's friend is coming here today, so! You can't stop smoking for others at night, right?" I took out the fat guys and the others as a shield for me.
"So? Didn't Sister Mengya give you a pack yesterday? Why do you have to buy it today?" The little girl thought about it and then thought that when Han Mengya and the others went out yesterday, she had already bought a pack for me, so she asked me.
"That, by the way, all of them fell into the toilet when I went to the toilet this morning, so it's gone now!" I made a mistake.
"Okay then! But..." the little girl did not continue, but made an action with her hands. When I saw her doing this, I immediately took out two big red tickets from her pocket and handed them to her. "Two packets of Yellow Crane Tower, what's left is your travel expenses."
"Ok" The little girl happily opened the door and went out to buy me cigarettes!
"Xifeng, what's Xue'er going out for?" Han Mengya heard the sound of opening the door and then stretched her head to look at it. She happened to see the little girl's back and asked me.
"Oh, she said there was a strange smell in her room and went to buy air freshener." I made a mistake for the little girl.
"Oh, I forgot to ask her to buy one more bottle. I also put it in your room. You can also smell what the smell is in your room now." Han Mengya glared at me.
"What smell? I didn't smell it?" I felt that there was no smell in my room! Since people go to wash clothes every day, I wash my socks every day.
"A smell of e-liquid." Han Mengya slapped her nose and said in disgust.
"Hehe, this is the true nature of a man."
“…”
Han Mengya did not continue arguing with me because we both smelled a strong smell of meat. Then Han Mengya screamed and ran back to the kitchen.
"It's all your fault, I've burned all my dishes." A few minutes later, Han Mengya put a plate of black things on the table.
"Is this?" I asked, pointing to the black object on the table.
"I made braised beef bones for you! You must eat them all, otherwise it will waste my heart." Han Mengya looked at me jokingly.
"Are you sure this is edible?" I pointed to the plate of black beef.
"You have to try this to know!" Han Mengya said gloatingly.
"Okay, I'll be your white mouse today." After that, I picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of beef to stuff it into my mouth.
"You eat it? Why don't you eat it?" Han Mengya suddenly stopped when she looked at the beef that was about to reach my mouth and urged me to eat it as soon as possible.
"Mengya, do you really want to treat my patient like this?" I put the beef back on the plate and looked at Han Mengya and said very seriously.
"Yeah!" Han Mengya nodded.
"Okay!" I picked up the black beef and prepared to fill it in my mouth. I was betting that Han Mengya would call me when I put the black beef in my mouth.
"What are you doing?" At this time, the little girl came back from buying cigarettes. She saw me holding a piece of slutty stuff and then looked at Han Mengya, who was making jokes, and asked in confusion.
"It's okay, I'll give you Brother Xifeng a nutrition!" Han Mengya said with a smile. Then she asked the little girl, "What did you go just now."
"Oh, I'll go down..." "Didn't I say it? She went down to buy air freshener." I immediately touched the little girl before she could say it.
"Well, I'll go down and buy air freshener." The little girl is smart enough. This is what I do if I spend more than 100 yuan on travel expenses!
"Is that so? Why do I feel like you two are hiding something from me? By the way, what about the air freshener you bought?" Han Mengya looked at us half-believingly and suddenly she remembered the air freshener.
"Air freshener? Oh, the air freshener in the small shop below has sold out!" the little girl answered cleverly.
"You two must have something to hide from me, right?" Han Mengya pointed at me and the little girl.
"No, absolutely not." I shook my head quickly.
"I don't have either." The little girl shook her head as well.
"Xue'er, you dare to even cheat me now?" Han Mengya saw that she couldn't tell me anything, so she asked the little girl.
"Okay, I admit that I went to buy cigarettes for Brother Xifeng, and he gave me 200 yuan in travel expenses." The little girl said as she took out two bags of Huanghelou and the remaining money from her pocket. She thought the little girl would stand firmly on my side because she took me the benefits. But what I didn't expect was that she admitted so easily, and she also shook out the fact that I gave him travel expenses.
"Sifeng!" Han Mengya's eyes were full of murderous intent.
"Aren't they coming tonight? I'm afraid that they will not bring cigarettes. You know what kind of person that Fatty guy is. If I don't prepare to light a cigarette, we will be looked down upon by the old dog!" At the critical moment, I pulled the Fatty guy out to be my shield. I was silent for the Fatty guy, brother! It's not that brother, I'm sorry for you, it's just the true saying of my deep words. I'm trying to stab my brothers and my women, so you rest in peace!
"Hmph, I'll spare you this time." Han Mengya hummed and turned back to the kitchen.
"Girl, come here." I hooked my finger at the little girl.
"What are you doing?" The little girl took two steps back in evasiveness.
"Come here, brother will give you candy." I look very much like the strange millet who is trying to trick little loli into watching goldfish.
"I don't like eating candy, my mother said eating candy candy candy can damage my teeth." The little girl hugged her shoulders with her hands and retreated again.
"Then don't you explain what happened just now to me?" My face still had a smile.
"I'm sorry." The little girl said aggrievedly.
"Okay, okay, don't use this expression. If your sister sees me, something will happen again." I saw her expression very depressed. It would be fine if Han Mengya was not seen, but as long as Han Mengya sees me, I will be finished.
"Then will I leave?" When the little girl heard that I was willing to let her go, she threw the cigarette on the sofa and ran to the kitchen as if she was running for her life.
"Haha." I laughed, and felt infinite emotion in my heart. Such a life is very beautiful, but it will make people lose their fighting spirit and gradually lose themselves. "Xi'er, are you okay?" I silently said in my heart.
"There are shining and shining leaves traces of time.
My world is still your focus
Year after year, all of them are flying in a blink of an eye
The only thing that never changes is change constantly.”
At this time, the phone rang again, picked it up and looked at it. It was an unfamiliar number, but I still connected it.
"Hello, hello."
"Xifeng, why are you playing with me?" A low man's voice came from the phone.
"Old dog?" I asked tentatively.
"Cao, I have said it many times. Don't call me an old dog." The man shouted.
"Why? Are you not convinced? You agreed to it yourself at the beginning, but now you don't let us call us." In fact, the real name of the old dog is not called Lao Gou. (Nonsense, is someone's name called Lao Gou? It's just that it's not convenient to say it now, and you will have the chance to say it later!) Because when we called him the name, we called him a little faster and called Lao Gou, and then he agreed. We called him a few more times, but he continued to agree, so his nickname spread like this.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk to you about this. I heard from the fat man that you were injured? What's wrong? Who did you get fucked with? Is it that old pervert? If so, wait until my brother has time to go and destroy him." The old dog is not a good guy. I heard from him that he had been in for a while because of chopping people!
"No, I accidentally touched it myself, and I can't tell you on the phone. Let me tell you slowly when I come here later!" Old Dog is different from Fatty. Fatty kid just tell him something, and the city will be full of storms the next day, and Old Dog knows what to say and what not to say!
"Okay, I'll go to you with Fatty later to see you. Then wait for the meeting." The old dog said as he hung up the phone.
"Wait a minute, now I won't live there anymore. Just wait until you and Fatty come to my new home directly." I told Lao Gou my current address and hung up the phone.
"Xifeng, who called you just now?" Han Mengya asked in the kitchen.
"Old dog, how long will it take for you to prepare the dishes? The two of them are coming soon."
"It'll be fine right away."
"Well, I'll clean up first!" So I dragged my injured right hand and used my left hand to clean up the miscellaneous items on the table. Now everything is ready, but the east wind is missing.
Chapter completed!