Chapter 76 Even Mosaic didn't hit him(1/2)
There is nothing wrong with what Zhang Yu said.
Among the many guests, he is the only one who has a girlfriend.
I won’t mention Shen Ling and Hu Lanxin.
They are all female artists, and if they have girlfriends, they will only be female friends.
Cheng Jie and Zhang Limin are both married, and their children are ready to get married.
They don't have girlfriends, they have wives.
Ma Teng, Guo Lin, Cheng Ming, and host He Tao, none of them have girlfriends.
At least they are apparently single.
As soon as Zhang Yu said this, everyone laughed.
"Then let's call her Xiao Teng!" Shen Ling smiled, looked at Ma Teng specifically, and said, "Xiao Teng was deeply in love with his girlfriend and was about to kiss, but suddenly he had diarrhea."
How can you have diarrhea at a critical moment!
This is indeed unfortunate.
However, Shen Ling's look at Ma Teng was so cool that everyone would probably take Ma Teng in now.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Ma Teng immediately stopped and said, "Call me Xiao Shen!"
"Who made your team win the last round?" Shen Ling laughed and said, "Brother Teng, accept your fate."
"Ling'er, heaven has a way of reincarnation. Who will be spared by heaven? Don't let me catch the chance."
Ma Teng said with a vicious expression and gritted teeth.
However, there was laughter in the audience.
The game continues.
“There are no toilets around!”
Guo Lin said.
It is indeed more unlucky to have diarrhea while kissing and there is no toilet.
"It was hard to find the toilet, but it was full," Cheng Ming said.
This is a situation where extreme happiness leads to sadness, and indeed it is even more unlucky.
The words caught up again.
"When I lost my balance, I heard the sound of water being flushed, and then someone opened the door." Ma Teng answered, "When the door opened, a girl came out. The girl screamed, threw her hands and gave him a slap in the face.
.”
Extreme joy gives rise to sorrow again.
He also received a slap in the face, which was indeed an escalation of misfortune!
The words were picked up again.
"It's not stable, it's pulled!"
Shen Ling suddenly said something.
Everyone immediately laughed.
That misfortune and misfortune is so picturesque.
"Then I discovered that there was a urinal next to it." Zhang Yu continued, "He did not enter the wrong toilet."
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed and looked at Shen Ling's team.
I entered the wrong toilet and was slapped and had my crotch pulled.
Is it possible to upgrade if you are unlucky?
"Her girlfriend saw a girl rushing out and had a misunderstanding. She rushed in and slapped him again." Hu Lanxin suddenly said, "Then she said 'scumbag' and walked away."
I go!
All of these can be connected.
My girlfriend is gone. Is there anything more unlucky than this?
Guo Lin and Ma Teng racked their brains.
As for Cheng Jie and Zhang Limin, they did not speak during the whole process and seemed to be watching.
They can't seem to let go of this kind of game.
"Then I went to chase the girl just now." Zhang Yu suddenly said.
Everyone:......
audience:......
Everyone was stunned.
"What you're saying is a lot of information!" Ma Teng returned to the country and said.
As soon as he said this, those who didn't react didn't understand.
The whole scene burst into laughter instantly.
Neither Cheng Jie nor Zhang Limin remained calm.
There is a lot of information, so it’s easy to follow.
"He had diarrhea because his girlfriend gave him laxatives!" Shen Ling said, "That girl is an accomplice!"
Oops!
This Xiao Teng is really unlucky.
Ma Teng and Guo Lin frowned and then looked at Zhang Yu.
Is this what you just meant?
"These were even recorded into videos by his girlfriend and posted online." Zhang Yu said immediately, "He didn't even mosaic them."
"puff!"
When everyone heard this, they simply didn’t know what to say.
"He didn't even give him a mosaic" undoubtedly made everyone laugh.
This time it was Shen Ling and others' turn to be in trouble.
Could it be more unlucky?
Maybe!
But they didn't expect it.
"Otherwise, let's stop talking." Hu Lanxin said, "If we keep talking, someone may die."
"Yes! He was smoked to death!" Shen Ling said with a smile.
"You might as well say he didn't bring any paper." Zhang Yu curled her lips and said, "Sister Ling, do you think we can't continue if you kill him? Can't we just let him go to the eighteenth level of hell?"
"Perhaps death is not unlucky for him, but a relief." Ma Teng said, "Being smoked to death would be worse than being unlucky if he didn't bring any paper."
It seems to make sense.
But how could Shen Ling admit defeat?
The highlight of the show is not to admit defeat and not to admit defeat.
"You've already pulled your pants, why do you need paper?"
In the end, after some sophistry by Shen Ling, this round of the game ended in a draw.
Then a playoff!
The extra question was changed to: Lucky!
"Xiao Shen..."
"etc!"
As soon as Shen Ling opened her mouth, Ma Teng interrupted, "Why is it Xiao Shen? Why not Xiao Teng?"
"Xiao Teng is so unlucky that it has nothing to do with luck." Shen Ling said with a smile.
Ma Teng was stunned, a little confused in the wind.
"Xiao Shen won five million in lottery tickets!" Shen Ling said.
"Promise!" Ma Teng curled his lips and said, "Does five million mean luck?"
How much is five million?
There really aren’t many left.
This amount of money is not enough to sell a decent house in Yanjing, Zhonghai and other places.
To be continued...