Chapter 54 Anyone who sees you has to bow their heads(1/2)
Guo Lin is now twenty-four or five years old, two or three years older than Zhang Yu.
Many people at this age have already been urged to get married.
"You said my son is not ugly, so why can't he find a girlfriend?" Guo Yue said.
Guo Lin's appearance is similar to that of his mother, and he is quite handsome.
Of course, there is no advantage in the entertainment industry where handsome guys are everywhere.
All I can say is that if you don’t lose your appearance, you will retreat.
"Has the Q&A started?" Zhang Yu asked.
"Is there any difference?" Guo Yue said, "Then just start!"
"Maybe it's not that your son can't be found, but that he doesn't dare to tell you," Zhang Yu said.
"Why?" Guo Yue said, "He is in his twenties, why don't I let him fall in love? I can't even push him in time!"
"Maybe he's afraid that after telling you, he will have to change his name to his girlfriend...Mom!" Zhang Yu said with a smile.
Change your name to mom?
Guo Yue was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what he was doing, and his face lit up instantly.
"Ha ha!"
The audience in the audience also came to their senses and couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, I can still steal my son's girlfriend!" Guo Yue smiled and said, "I have the heart but I don't have the guts! There are fierce women in the family, you will know about it later."
"There is no better way to know a father than a son!" Zhang Yu said.
"I finally understand why you asked me if the Q&A has started." Guo Yue shook his head and said, "I have met my opponent!"
The weird questions and answers started, and the answers were naturally without any scruples.
Strange questions and strange answers.
"Okay, let's not talk about that kid in our family." Guo Yue said, "What if that kid watches this program and uses this excuse to excuse me, wouldn't he want me to kneel on the washboard?"
As soon as Guo Yue said these words, the audience laughed.
Kneeling on the washboard is naturally a joke.
In Guo Yue's crosstalk, he often portrays himself as a person with tracheitis.
"Your wife and your mother fell into the water at the same time. Who do you save first?"
Guo Yue asked.
This problem is very common and I guess many people have encountered it.
Although it’s a cliché, it’s good if it works.
"I don't have a wife yet," Zhang Yu said.
"Then your girlfriend and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who did you save first?" Guo Yue changed his title and continued to ask.
"What was your question before?" Zhang Yu asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Your wife and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"
Guo Yue naturally knew the purpose of Zhang Yu's question, but he still repeated it.
"Save your wife!" Zhang Yu said simply.
"Oh?" Guo Yue raised his eyebrows and said, "Why? Aren't you afraid that others will say you are unfilial?"
"It's not like my mother didn't need her husband to save her!" Zhang Yu said lightly.
Guo Yue was stunned.
How can this question be answered this way?
"Bah bang bang!"
But the audience in the audience applauded.
yes!
If I save my wife, my father will be his wife.
It's all about saving my wife, there's nothing wrong with it.
Is this the solution to the problem of who to save, the daughter-in-law or the mother?
"Is your dad not here?" Guo Yue said.
"My mother taught me swimming." Zhang Yu said lightly, "My wife can also swim."
"Don't you have a wife? How do you know he can swim?" Guo Yue said speechlessly.
"I have a girlfriend!" Zhang Yu said, "won't she be my wife from now on?"
"What you said makes sense." Guo Yue nodded and said.
Zhang Yu smiled.
"Then your wife and your brother fell into the water at the same time. Neither of them can swim. Who will you save first?" Guo Yue then asked.
This issue is obviously not as confusing as before.
It used to be a test of love and family ties, but now it has become a test of love and friendship.
"Now I just want to know how my wife fell into the water at the same time as my brother." Zhang Yu asked.
He seemed very angry.
Guo Yue was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing.
"Hey, when you asked this question, I immediately felt that there was a huge amount of information!" Guo Yue said with a smile, "You can't push it, right?"
As soon as he said this, the audience immediately understood, and then burst into laughter.
Why?
I didn't think it was anything before, but when Guo Yue said this, he suddenly felt that the head of the person being asked was green.
What else can I save?
Maybe he just pushed it down on his own.
"Okay, let's see what weird questions netizens have, shall we?" Guo Yue said with a smile.
The effect of this problem has been fully achieved. If it is continued, it will just be superfluous.
"How can you get someone to get up instantly?" Guo Yue said.
"Is this a strange question?" Zhang Yu asked doubtfully.
"The question is not weird. If you answer it weirdly, then it is a weird question." Guo Yue said.
"I actually agree with asking someone to wake up instantly," Zhang Yu said, "Just one sentence is enough."
"What are you talking about?" Guo Yue said.
"My husband is back." Zhang Yu said lightly.
"puff!"
Guo Yue was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.
Everyone in the audience who reacted immediately laughed.
"Not only can these words make people get up instantly, they can also make people jump out of windows." Guo Yue said with a smile.
"Okay, let's take a look at another netizen's question." Guo Yue continued, "Why does the boat of friendship capsize so easily?"
"How can you fall in love if you don't fall in love?" Zhang Yu said.
Guo Yue:......
The audience in the audience was puzzled.
What's the meaning?
"Is this a murder between men and women?" Guo Yue said immediately.
As soon as he said these words, the audience reacted instantly, and their faces became extremely exciting.
I can't help but shudder just thinking about it.
It’s better not to capsize this boat of friendship.
Guo Yue asked a few more questions.
Not to mention too weird.
There have been so many episodes of this program, so where do so many weird questions come from.
If the same problem occurs repeatedly, it will obviously have a significant impact on the program.
But as soon as Zhang Yu answered, the question suddenly became weird.
To be continued...